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I think someone is upstairs in the house I just broke into..

What do you think, DL?

He's not coming downstairs. Should I check or just go into the kitchen and fix a snack before I steal all his stuff?

by Anonymousreply 4August 17, 2020 3:30 AM

I only fixed myself a snack after I killed my sugar daddy, then shaved myself in his shower and took off the next day driving his car. It was a blast.

by Anonymousreply 1August 11, 2020 11:33 AM

Yes OP do help yourself to a snack. It is a common practice among burglars. Also shit in the middle of the living room 💩💩💩 floor. That's also a hallowed custom in burglaries., I have no idea why.

by Anonymousreply 2August 12, 2020 7:02 AM

There’s a raccoon in the house. Get out before it attacks you.

You’re welcome!

by Anonymousreply 3August 12, 2020 7:55 AM

No no no, you guys had it all wrong.

The correct answer was:

SURPRISE ANAL - no kewpie dolls, DL.

by Anonymousreply 4August 17, 2020 3:30 AM
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