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Tasteful Money Launderer Friends: Here we have a lovely investment opportunity

Overlooking Central Park and only $32,500,000 (or 2,390,706,500 Russian roubles). Over 5000 square feet on the 21st floor. If you don't want to live in it yourself, you can rent it to visiting foreign oligarchs, or just let it sit vacant as happens with so many other properties.

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by Anonymousreply 32August 11, 2020 6:15 PM

Fabulous title and description OP! Nice work.

by Anonymousreply 1August 11, 2020 12:01 AM

Agree with R1. Great job, OP!

by Anonymousreply 2August 11, 2020 12:06 AM

Either Oligarch or Chinese $, and it will stand empty.

by Anonymousreply 3August 11, 2020 12:09 AM

It’s too ugly to love in anyway. Ugh, I’d take chintzy decor any day over this cold, white crap.

by Anonymousreply 4August 11, 2020 12:12 AM

soulless

by Anonymousreply 5August 11, 2020 12:17 AM

That's a big sling by anybody's standards.

by Anonymousreply 6August 11, 2020 12:18 AM

Is that a sling in the living room?

The views are eye-watering! Absolutely stunning. No balcony though which I think is a huge downside for that kind of money. No way to get outside.

All the furniture needs to be burned. быстро!

I watched the virtual tour. Did anyone else notice the huge male pair of feet lying on the bed in the bedroom closest to the sling?

The apartment is essentially a blank slate and could be decorated any way the Russian Oligarch wanted. Interesting.

by Anonymousreply 7August 11, 2020 12:20 AM

the ceilings look low and hallways are too narrow. pass.

by Anonymousreply 8August 11, 2020 12:22 AM

I couldn’t even afford the taxes.

by Anonymousreply 9August 11, 2020 12:23 AM

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

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by Anonymousreply 10August 11, 2020 12:37 AM

we need tax money, charge 30% tax on real estate sales made by foreign investors

by Anonymousreply 11August 11, 2020 12:56 AM

Shouldn't there be a terrace you can throw yourself off of after viewing that interior?

by Anonymousreply 12August 11, 2020 2:23 AM

R11 - make it 100% and you'll see the prices drop to more affordable levels. Other countries have laws against foreign ownership or with extremely high tax rates.

That closet was all I need to know about the rich Russian lady that lived there. Ugh.

by Anonymousreply 13August 11, 2020 3:16 AM

Truly new frontiers in tastelessness. So it's absolutely worthy of its location in the "Trump Parc Residence".

by Anonymousreply 14August 11, 2020 8:58 AM

Wow. Tasteful OP, I believe this is the ugliest, most soulless property you have ever shown us. Congratulations. It is truly awful and even gazillion dollar views cannot redeem it.

I want to set it on fire just to watch it burn.

I'd rather live in Brooklyn - yes, that's what I said - BROOKLYN.

by Anonymousreply 15August 11, 2020 9:15 AM

I can’t unsee that hot mess.

by Anonymousreply 16August 11, 2020 10:41 AM

Absolutely HOWLING at the tacky "sexy" artwork on the walls. The thing that looks like a porn star's face made out of Lite Brites about did me in.

by Anonymousreply 17August 11, 2020 10:50 AM

Built in 1930 as the Barbizon Hotel, not to be confused with Barbizon Plaza on Lexington, a women-only establishment for decades. Now condos.

by Anonymousreply 18August 11, 2020 11:09 AM

All the mirrors make it seem like from the 1980’s

by Anonymousreply 19August 11, 2020 11:16 AM

A horror show.

by Anonymousreply 20August 11, 2020 11:21 AM

What the fuck lived in that?!

by Anonymousreply 21August 11, 2020 11:22 AM

That's a lot of money for a place with NO terrace.

by Anonymousreply 22August 11, 2020 12:45 PM

Agreed R22.

by Anonymousreply 23August 11, 2020 1:25 PM

You were not joking R17.

What kind of hallway is that? It looks like the back room of an old building where decades of renovations have made the walls different sizes and shapes.

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by Anonymousreply 24August 11, 2020 1:33 PM

What kind of trash currently lives in this place. There is no way it was staged to look like that.

by Anonymousreply 25August 11, 2020 1:40 PM

Looks like somewhere Louie De Palma would live had he won the lottery.

by Anonymousreply 26August 11, 2020 1:48 PM

A closer inspection of the closet reveals a large collection of Fuck-Me-Pumps.

by Anonymousreply 27August 11, 2020 1:54 PM

The view is amazing but as others have previously said in this thread, the decor is soulless. Condo's/houses that look like this have never appealed to me.

by Anonymousreply 28August 11, 2020 1:59 PM

No one wants to buy in a trump building. Very hard to sell for obvious reasons as the pool of buyers willing to have that name on their building is tiny - aside from hideous renovations. The architect and contractor must have each made a fortune on this shitshow.

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by Anonymousreply 29August 11, 2020 3:56 PM

NO terrace???!

by Anonymousreply 30August 11, 2020 4:38 PM

A lot of riff-raff on Central Park South.

by Anonymousreply 31August 11, 2020 5:51 PM

CPS would be a horrible street to live on. You walk out your door to thousands of tourists, Africans selling knock off purses, and it smells like hay and horse shit from all the carriages.

by Anonymousreply 32August 11, 2020 6:15 PM
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