Does God watch us when we are having sex or doing sexual stuff?

God jerks off watching us have sex.

Yes, but only anal. Everything else is boring.

God laughs at us fucking and you damned well know it.

Psychics say yes, that spirits, angels, deceased family and members of our soul group, etc. look in on us and see what we're doing. But there isn't likely to be the kind of judgment of sexual behavior that we might get from people in this world.

Yes OP he sees all your sins. YOU NEED TO REPENT CHILD AND ACCEPT HIS LOVE!!!

Sometimes I’ll join in

God is watching us.

From a distance.

No! Specially not in His house when we work for Him.

God is joining in for a spiritual three way. Sometimes he invites Jesus, it gets reall kinky when that “holy” ducking bird shows up. Talk about mess! Bird shit everywhere. Damn thing never douches.

Only you Surviving Angel. He can only pay attention to one soul at a time. He's chosen to fixate on you for whatever reason; he'll be observing you for the next decade.

As well as on the toilet. All your dead relatives are doing this too.

Yes, a pretend overload invented to make you feel guilty about having sex is watching you have sex.

It's the ONLY time the motherfucker watches us!

r11 Well he better be prepared to experience a lot of erotic hot steamy action!!😘😁🔥

r4 A thoughtful interesting perspective on matters.

Moron

I didn't mean that they watch us only having sex. They can watch us doing all kinds of things, including sex.

[quote]God is watching us. —The Divine Miss M

[quote]From a distance.

He's the wind beneath our wings.

Yes - he is simultaneously watching everyone in the world have sex - from the jungles of Borneo, to the concentration camps of North Korea, to the cum-dump of Wrigleyfield. And all of the animal world too.

Screw the more important things - it's like his own little PornHub.

Along with all of your dead relatives. I mean - seriously - anyone who remotely believes in this crap has a screw loose.

When you finger your no no HE’s there to watch and shame you. You’ll never be alone OP while HE watches your every move.

You mean he might NOT be? I waxed my bikini zone for nothing!

If angels came down to have sex with humans...

No OP, but your dead parents and all your dead maiden aunts see every single wank.

So this is why the world is going to shit? HaShem is a voyeur, spending all day, every day watching us have sex? Before anyone thinks to take this pist seriously and respond, I'm being facetious.

I don't believe in a higher power who has direct control or interaction with what transpires here. It's much more comforting and logical to believe that if there is such a force, or deity, he doesn't operate this way.

He's just a slob like one of us you know.

I love it when people who's holy books have specific rules for how to "handle" "their" women pretend like that god could be anything but male.

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Yes, God watches everything you do, except bathroom breaks, because that's perverted. You heard me Ricky Martin and Danny Thomas.

Yes, we are always watched!

Is that you, Milky Loads? Why, yes, your Catholic God sees everything and that's why, after getting 50 dirty bareback loads in your ass during an orgy, you SHOULD pray the Rosary and take a Silkwood shower while crying and begging for forgiveness.

R27 God came out as non-binary gender-fluid and OP is using their preferred pronoun.

To clarify, there is no "shame" or "embarrassment" factor in the way spirits see our sexual activities. Their level of awareness is beyond that. They might understand some activities as unhealthy, depending on the person and their attitude and needs, but again there wouldn't be judgment about it and sex isn't the "big deal" that it is here with all the fear, shame, guilt etc.

Yes, Jesus is cumming.

r24 My parents are very much alive

In order to watch you have sex, god would have to actually exist, which he doesn't. So, no, OP, god isn't watching you have sex.

R33 - Stop acting like you really know. You don't - you're just spewing out 'seer' bullshit.

And for that matter - why would God or all of our family members stop at sex? THEY WATCH YOU ON THE TOILET TOO!

And they see you FART and smell it!

I hope there are some other diversions in the afterlife than this. I certainly don't want to spend the rest of my days overlooking my nephew pinch a loaf on the toilet or furiously rub his hands on his dick and silently cum in the kids bathroom.

And I certainly don't want to have to watch it with MY MOM and GRANDMA elbowing me out of the way for a better view.

Sounds like hell - I do NOT want these jobs! It's sick and twisted. It's not 'comforting' at all.

God only watches Jerry Falwell Jr. having a penis shoved far up in his ass. God likey.

R37 I'm not "acting" like anything. I'm relating what most psychic mediums say. I don't know whether it's true or not. And no one ever said that spirits watch us for "diversion". You're the only one "spewing" anything here, and you sound disturbed.

R39 - well stop staying 'their level of awareness is beyond that'. Sounds like you're stating it as a fact.

I'm disturbed? I'm not the one insisting that they can and do watch us during our intimate moments. Seriously, they need to get a hobby instead of lurking around us all day.

And how do they split their time watching everyone? Do they draw a number and say - hey, we're watching Billy tonight or do they split up or take turns?

Even if you dismiss it with a wave of the 'all knowing, every and nowhere - it's a realm we can't understand' - ya gotta admit it sounds VERY Santa Claus in its scope of powers. And we all know about Santa. Pervy little bastard.

People feel they have a personal relationship with their god(s). They're just reverting to childhood, with the parent-infant dynamic.

Oh I'm not an atheist but I'm not religious either

The thread title is of course superficial and light hearted but it has and could more so lead to fruitful discussion on spiritual ideas and the nature of the soul etc

As well as the divine jokey reactions too very comical!

I believe there is something of an afterlife of fome kind but how interested we are in life on earth is a tricky question. I think the earth or world personality will not dominate in the afterlife so we might not nose at living beings sex lives!😁

God is a tricky one but I don't believe the religious books that God is really into in our sexual morals as obsessively as they portray anyway!!

Yes, everyone can see you. Your dead grandma, you grandpa, a perverted spirit passing by... I don't think they are interested in watching you do sexual stuff, but technically they could if they wanted. They just don't do it.

Millions of people in this country think they are special and have a unique personal relationship with God. Prayers that are ‘answered’ are just chance. Some of those millions get what they asked for, some don’t. If there is a God, it must be fucking annoying having so many idiots trying to talk to you all day.

God doesn't, but Santa sure does.

God is the third party in every sexual contact. Divine three-ways are the universal law. That's why we have the responsibility to be generous and giving when we fuck.

R46 is God a hungry bottom or an angry top or versatile?

Are you high, OP?

God takes breaks from scissoring her black wife to watch us?

Uh no OP. God does not watch us do anything, because God is not real. If he was he would have destroyed this planet long ago.

Nope r48 !! Just curious!

only a very sick and perverted Mind would force two people having completely diferent forms to fuck each other.

For me God is like a hard dick. I’m happiest when he’s inside me.

R2 - I am willing to bet that if I riimmed you really hard, you would be panting and moaning like crazy.

Only the sexy people.

Does anyone here remember the guy who posted about dating someone who had pictures of Jesus on bedroom walls, and worried about being watched? It turned into a hilarious thread.

and also

With binoculars

Schizophrenics say so!

God the Father never had a human body and full nudity was his initial standard for how we were to always be, think naturism. Since he never had a human body, he doesn’t know sexual intercourse from naked hugging. Please he’s way up there and it’s kind of hard to tell from that vantage point. Jesus the Son, however, did have a human body and he explored the full potential of that human body in his thirty-odd years here on earth. One of his best friends was a hooker and he knew how to make wine out of plain water and how to turn a couple of fish and some loaves of bread into a feast to feed a multitude. He was a traveling party everywhere he went. People say that Jesus was a carpenter but I’d like to see one thing that he actually built. He’s about as skilled as a carpenter as my dog is as far as I can tell. He didn’t like doing manual labor and he left the family home to be a spiritual teacher. This sounds more like a homo crisis than a crisis of faith. It just so happens that he hangs out with a group of men all day, and he pays their way, and he comforts them in their time of need? The whole thing reeks of an entitled bottom with the resources to have a group of masculine men travel with him everywhere. Fag Hag and all. So, to answer your question: God the Father sees sex as a natural act, but he sure did raise an insatiable bottom of a son. Why do you think Jesus died so young? God could’ve stopped it at anytime. But no, he died. Because God said, “Jesus Christ WTF! You’re coming home right now!”

I don't believe in an interventionist God.

Well, I don't know about God, but I know I've got a front-row seat, and I'm enjoying the view immensely.

God is too busy watching children being abused and starving to death all over the world, without lifting a finger, to worry about watching you have sex.

Santa is watching.