I'm the pork belly served on a wooden slab!
I'm the b.o.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | August 9, 2020 9:08 PM |
I'm the year 2003.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | August 9, 2020 9:08 PM |
I'm the moldy jam.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | August 9, 2020 9:09 PM |
I'm 2018.
I'm the last time hipsters were actually a thing.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | August 9, 2020 9:09 PM |
I’m reduction, don’t leave home without saying it!
by Anonymous | reply 5 | August 9, 2020 9:10 PM |
OP, you smell like a can of surströmming!
by Anonymous | reply 6 | August 9, 2020 9:11 PM |
I’m the dot com job that no longer exists.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | August 9, 2020 9:11 PM |
i’m the selfie of a tin-can cut, one eyebrow raised.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | August 9, 2020 9:13 PM |
I'm their former identity as emo kids.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | August 9, 2020 9:13 PM |
I'm Astoria, someone keep these cunts away from me.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | August 9, 2020 9:19 PM |
I’m the parent’s check for their rent for a ratty little Prewar apartment with no backyard, overpriced BBQ joints and intermittent MTA service. Damn you, Astoria!
by Anonymous | reply 11 | August 9, 2020 9:29 PM |
Don't bother me, I'm eating pork belly.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | August 9, 2020 9:32 PM |
I'm the man bun!
by Anonymous | reply 14 | August 9, 2020 9:33 PM |
I'm the painstakingly curated vinyl collection.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | August 9, 2020 9:34 PM |
I'm the overbearingly LOUD proclamations at how "MUCH BETTER THE SOUND IS ON VINYL!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by Anonymous | reply 16 | August 9, 2020 9:35 PM |
I'm the line-dried clothes. I used to gray and sooty, but thanks to Rona I sparkle like a mountain stream!
by Anonymous | reply 17 | August 9, 2020 9:40 PM |
I'm the over-sized horn rimmed glasses, with clear frames, since I had LASIK 10 years ago.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | August 9, 2020 9:41 PM |
I'm "workwear" from the Duluth Trading Co. My owner does all his "work" on his cell phone.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | August 9, 2020 9:41 PM |
I'm the decade-old can of beard wax. I was actually used two times.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | August 9, 2020 9:43 PM |
I’m the beard shampoo, accompanied by my friends; the beard comb and the beard wax.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | August 9, 2020 9:44 PM |
I’m BRUNCH
by Anonymous | reply 22 | August 9, 2020 9:44 PM |
I'm not the one cleaning a wooden chopping board when they should have used their plastic one for cutting/serving meat.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | August 9, 2020 9:45 PM |
I'm the wild, unkempt pubes which look like the Amazon rainforest.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | August 9, 2020 9:48 PM |
I'm Long Island City, stop standing in the middle of the sidewalks, while posing with your friends, in your overpriced clothing, which looks like you purchased them from the local thrift shops.
Damn are you people tedious and predictable.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | August 9, 2020 9:49 PM |
I'm Ashland, Oregon.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | August 9, 2020 9:51 PM |
I'm the "soap nuts" natural laundry cleaner. I leave your clothes smelling like feet.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | August 9, 2020 9:52 PM |
I'm Jack Dorsey. People often mistake me for a homeless person on Market Street.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | August 9, 2020 9:53 PM |
I’m the multi-colored hair with the texture of dry straw.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | August 9, 2020 9:56 PM |
I'm bone marrow for Happy Hour.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | August 9, 2020 9:57 PM |
I'm Austin! Keep Me Weird, Twee Hipsters!
by Anonymous | reply 31 | August 9, 2020 9:57 PM |
I’m fingernail polish on an otherwise masculine guy.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | August 9, 2020 9:59 PM |
Im clueless
by Anonymous | reply 33 | August 9, 2020 10:00 PM |
I'm the old lady baby names like Hazel, Violet, and Trudy!
by Anonymous | reply 34 | August 9, 2020 10:01 PM |
And Clara, Ruth, Judy, and Margaret!
by Anonymous | reply 35 | August 9, 2020 10:04 PM |
I exploited your movement... and then I destroyed it.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | August 9, 2020 10:07 PM |
I’m the Fiddle Leaf Fig in the corner, across from the Monstera.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | August 9, 2020 10:17 PM |
In the knit cap that smells like organic, fair trade coffee fumes.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | August 9, 2020 10:19 PM |
I’m the mfa from Iowa Writer Workshop- it helped me get a gig at Fresh Pot coffee shop.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | August 9, 2020 10:27 PM |
I'm gonna start a candy store with home made candies lovingly wrapped by hand.
If I really like you I might throw in a few extra that contain my oh so unique beard hair. But if I don't like you I'll tell you to FUCK OFF!
by Anonymous | reply 43 | August 9, 2020 10:31 PM |
I’m non-binary, gender fluid. I have a penis. I know I menstruate because I have to shove a tampon up my ass every few days to keep it from leaking.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | August 9, 2020 10:43 PM |
I'm the assholes that ruined the butcher shop in Kensington market.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | August 9, 2020 10:49 PM |
I’m the cute, blond twink in a tight t-shirt...who actually turns out to be married to a chubby frau and a father of two screaming munchkins.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | August 9, 2020 10:57 PM |
Wow, Jack Dorsey is gross. He looks like he reeks! Money sure isn't everything.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | August 9, 2020 11:38 PM |
I mine the past for EVERYTHING...clothing style, furniture/decor, hairstyle and 'artisanal' food, which is basically saying I use my great-grandmother's recipes from bygone eras and present them as fresh and new.
I present my lifestyle as being current. I don't have one original thought in my empty head. Yet I claim to be a 'creative' .
I live in formerly working class/industrial areas of Manhattan, Brooklyn and Queens. I'm now making my way upstate NY, because my parents are cutting me off and I can no longer afford to live in Manhattan, Brooklyn and Queens. My real job as a barista sure doesn't cover the huge rents downstate! I'm not making a dime with my art, yet I keep claiming 'working artist' as my career. I lie...a LOT.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | August 9, 2020 11:45 PM |
OMG! R50 WINS!
WELL DONE!
by Anonymous | reply 51 | August 9, 2020 11:51 PM |
I'm humongous hipster cock.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | August 9, 2020 11:52 PM |
I’m activated almond milk - nobody knows what “activated” means but they’re willing to pay double for me over ordinary milk that was squeezed out of a cow.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | August 9, 2020 11:59 PM |
I'm the authentic carniceria I just discovered!
by Anonymous | reply 54 | August 10, 2020 12:03 AM |
I’m food trucks!
by Anonymous | reply 55 | August 10, 2020 12:08 AM |
I'm the mason jars and outdoor patio string lights.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | August 10, 2020 12:13 AM |
Milk8ng a cow is RAPE, R53. The cow never consented.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | August 10, 2020 12:19 AM |
^Made by Carrie’s whiney cockuld Aiden^
by Anonymous | reply 59 | August 10, 2020 12:27 AM |
I'm a 'scene' girl.
12 years later I'm a fat single mom with three kids living can a trailer park on welfare.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | August 10, 2020 12:27 AM |
Is R60's photo of an actual hipster? She looks more like an emo fan gurl.
This is a female hipster. Most pf their fashion styles are throwbacks to the Grunge era and a lot have the Bohemian look from the 1960s, kind of like a young Marianne Faithfull. Disheveled, but wearing expensive hip clothing.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | August 10, 2020 12:49 AM |
I'm the mind of an 80s Republican inside a crunchy granola neo-hippie disguise, checking my stocks on my smartphone.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | August 10, 2020 12:51 AM |
I'm the tall container of coconut water.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | August 10, 2020 12:52 AM |
I am curated fucking EVERYTHING.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | August 10, 2020 12:54 AM |
I'm the inexplicable allegiance to Pabst Blue Ribbon.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | August 10, 2020 12:54 AM |
I am the toxic heterosexuality they do nothing about.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | August 10, 2020 12:55 AM |
I'm "sourced" ingredients.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | August 10, 2020 12:56 AM |
I'm Bernie Sanders.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | August 10, 2020 12:56 AM |
I’m the vinyl albums of 2002 Gap model Marianne Faithfull in R15’s meticulously curated collection.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | August 10, 2020 12:56 AM |
I am working very hard to guess what the new hipster hat is about to be so I can be right on the leading edge of the curve at the right moment.
I'm guessing it's a tiny brown derby with a strap to hold it on that digs into the chin.
I'm ready!
It will look so good with my mismatched sideburns (check), cotton-sack shirt that says "BLM" (check), and pierced webs between each finger (check x 8).
by Anonymous | reply 72 | August 10, 2020 1:00 AM |
I'm the Soviet hammer-and-sickle pin on the shirt that is called "ironic" even though my wearer thinks it refers to Marx.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | August 10, 2020 1:01 AM |
I'm the Montessori preschool for their first batch of kids. I'm competitive and expensive to get into.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | August 10, 2020 1:03 AM |
I’m the movie “Stranger Than Paradise”. I caused this thread.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | August 10, 2020 1:06 AM |
[quote] I'm "sourced" ingredients
Don't you mean Locally sourced and SUSTAINABLE ingredients? Anything else is just a pox on society
by Anonymous | reply 76 | August 10, 2020 1:06 AM |
I’m the aeropress coffee device on the shelf next to the pour over coffee kettle.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | August 10, 2020 1:07 AM |
It came from a source, any source.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | August 10, 2020 1:11 AM |
I'm "farm to table" eating. (Tyson chicken farm to my table.)
by Anonymous | reply 79 | August 10, 2020 1:13 AM |
R77, I thought they were all into chemsex or whatever that fancy coffee process is called.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | August 10, 2020 1:13 AM |
I'm the £10,000 monthly HEMS payments from the iron-clad Irrevocable trust my grandmother set up. I mean thanks, but really it's not much and it's never going up! I've tried!
by Anonymous | reply 81 | August 10, 2020 1:15 AM |
I'm Temper Trap's "Sweet Disposition." I'll be played endlessly at hipster weddings anywhere from around circa 2011 to 2015.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | August 10, 2020 1:17 AM |
I'm age 40, something they will never admit to being.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | August 10, 2020 1:33 AM |
I'm the cold brew coffee and kombucha.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | August 10, 2020 1:50 AM |
The homemade kombucha that tastes like mold.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | August 10, 2020 1:58 AM |
I'm the moustaches and douchebro barbershops (hairdressers) that have a moustache somehow worked into their signage.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | August 10, 2020 2:05 AM |
I’m the ubiquitous porkpie hat, quickly becoming dated as well as annoying AF.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | August 10, 2020 2:14 AM |
R82! I love that song.
As much as I loathe hipsters.
I curse you to a lifetime of turmeric flat whites.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | August 10, 2020 3:00 AM |
R90, did you have a hipster wedding?
J/k. I likeD that song a lot too -- until it became part of the overplayed list.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | August 10, 2020 3:11 AM |
I only wear Che t-shirts.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | August 10, 2020 3:31 AM |
No, R93 - I’m neither hipster nor married.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | August 10, 2020 4:28 AM |
I’m the half smoked Lucky Strike cigarette.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | August 10, 2020 5:03 AM |
I’m the 70s TV show T-shirt, probably with Farrah from her poster, or maybe Jimmy Walker with the word “DYNOMITE,” or perhaps the Fonz saying “Sit on it.”
People less self assured would be embarrassed to wear these ludicrous relics, but hipsters are so above caring what you think, they wear them all the time specifically as a big “fuck you” to your opinion.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | August 10, 2020 5:17 AM |
r94 "Hipster douchebag" is redundant. Kind of like "Lesbian drama."
by Anonymous | reply 97 | August 10, 2020 5:54 AM |
I'm the rage and betrayal felt by thousands of hipster girls when our sensitive dream husband, Vampire Weekend's Ezra Koenig, hooked up with barely-legal Tavi Gevinson and shattered our fantasy that he was not a PIG like all other men.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | August 10, 2020 5:57 AM |
I'm the tiny house with the loft bed.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | August 10, 2020 6:01 AM |
[quote]I’m the 70s TV show T-shirt, probably with Farrah from her poster, or maybe Jimmy Walker with the word “DYNOMITE,” or perhaps the Fonz saying “Sit on it.” People less self assured would be embarrassed to wear these ludicrous relics, but hipsters are so above caring what you think, they wear them all the time specifically as a big “fuck you” to your opinion.
I was on a show where one of the producers was wearing a Gary Coleman t-shirt that said "bling bling" on it, underscoring what happened to all of his.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | August 10, 2020 6:36 AM |
I'm the stretched earlobes, you should start saving money for the inevitable reconstructive surgery.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | August 10, 2020 6:55 AM |
I'm the Vietnamese Pho restaurant in the hipster neighborhood. I will overcharge these suckers at least $8 more for everything on the menu!
by Anonymous | reply 102 | August 10, 2020 7:21 AM |
I'm the random nautical tattoo.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | August 10, 2020 8:23 AM |
I’m the lumber-beard + flannel shirt + skinny jeans + Chuck Taylor sneakers combo. It’s a uniform!
by Anonymous | reply 104 | August 10, 2020 8:47 AM |
I'm the handbar stache
by Anonymous | reply 105 | August 10, 2020 8:54 AM |
r66 I taste like watered down piss.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | August 10, 2020 9:21 AM |
I'm the Dolly Parton as Virgin Mary tattoo.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | August 10, 2020 9:27 AM |
I'm the guy with the man bun and my anorexic wife and our dog "Harmony." We live in a converted school bus and like to take pics of us doing yoga at sunrise.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | August 10, 2020 9:34 AM |
I'm the organic handmade wood crate that Blake Lively sold 350,00€ on her website. I'm handsomely sitting on a cool 5€ fleamarker bicycle that never leaves the living room.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | August 10, 2020 9:39 AM |
R108, Harmony is actually our son, the dog is named ' Henry '.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | August 10, 2020 9:45 AM |
I'm Sufjan Stevens. WHET me ?
by Anonymous | reply 111 | August 10, 2020 10:03 AM |
I'm the entire shelve bursting with old copies of Vice magazine spanning back to 1998 up to around 2007. There was an entire universe of aesthetics in me, and at one point the entire world was paying close attention. Now? I don't wanna talk about it. I also have a troublesome relationship with Gavin McGinnis in my past and I don't wanna talk about that either.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | August 10, 2020 10:47 AM |
I'm the "taco" shop opened on main street in Hudson, NY. Our "tacos" were so small and bland and bad, and the prices so laughably high, even the residents of Hudson were pissed. When the complaints got loud enough we put a sign on the door telling everyone what a "real" taco was supposed to taste like, and where the ingredients were sourced from, and a quote from some famed traveler that said, "Just because food tastes bad doesn't mean it's bad food." That confrontation with the locals, and that sign, were really the entire reason we opened the shop. Less than six months later we went out of business because even the tourists stayed away. We closed having lost thousands of dollars of our trust fund, and felt completely satisfied. On to the next sour adventure. WE ARE BAD VIBES PERSONIFIED.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | August 10, 2020 10:48 AM |
I'm Kim and Thurston breaking up in 2007. I still can't believe I happened.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | August 10, 2020 10:49 AM |
I'm the vegan, I was on keto diet first then on Paleo, now my need of control extend outside my own habits because I can judge others from a higher moral level. It's also a great conversation subject, I'm a vegan!
by Anonymous | reply 115 | August 10, 2020 11:23 AM |
I'm the Edwardian manual typewriter taking pride of place on my desk, I am writing my first novel on it, it's about angst.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | August 10, 2020 11:48 AM |
I'm the socks that are never used anymore in leather shoes. Not even in vintage boots in August. I need to make à come-back ASAP.
by Anonymous | reply 117 | August 10, 2020 12:17 PM |
I was a hipster before it was cool.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | August 10, 2020 12:22 PM |
^I’m Steve Buscemi, do you really want to get into this?
by Anonymous | reply 119 | August 10, 2020 12:24 PM |
Oh yes, yes I do.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | August 10, 2020 12:31 PM |
I am Killian Belliard aka ' le barbu musclé '. I was an international sensation until I shaved and people discovered that I'm actually below average and nasty,
by Anonymous | reply 121 | August 10, 2020 12:36 PM |
I love pork belly, does that make me a hipster?
by Anonymous | reply 122 | August 10, 2020 12:36 PM |
I live in a tiny house I built myself, and ride my fixie bike to the store.
by Anonymous | reply 123 | August 10, 2020 12:53 PM |
I'm R119!
(I was ALSO a Gap model in 1993 before Hipster Doofus was cool!)
by Anonymous | reply 124 | August 10, 2020 12:58 PM |
I am a snap-back trucker cap. Instead of a John Deere or Caterpillar logo, I have a random or heavy-handedly "ironic" graphic like a piece of sushi or a daffodil.
by Anonymous | reply 125 | August 10, 2020 1:08 PM |
Or a comical mustache!
by Anonymous | reply 126 | August 10, 2020 1:24 PM |
A new species would bless me as its creator and source. Excellent natures(?) would owe their being to me. No father could claim the gratitude of his child so completely as I should deserve theirs.
by Anonymous | reply 127 | August 10, 2020 1:32 PM |
I’m the Datalounger who has no idea what a hipster is.
by Anonymous | reply 128 | August 10, 2020 1:38 PM |
r15 and r16 could be boomers. I say this as the boomer former owner of a painstakingly curated LP collection, before I sold it to a probable hipster.
r22 What is hipster about brunch, a meal I’ve been eating since before they were born?
r29 and r46 (and probably r60) are queers, not hipsters.
My favorite practitioner of the kettle in r45 is Olympian Steele Johnson. He's a hipster?
R90, I simply have to know: what in the name of God is a “turmeric flat white”? Some of you don't need to "be" a hipster. You [italic]are[/italic] hipsters.
r94 would look so much more convincing if he had one of those hats hipsters call a “beanie.”
r103, why a [italic]random[/italic] nautical tattoo? How is one to distinguish it from a [italic]non[/italic] -random nautical tattoo? I have a hard time, frankly, thinking of any tattoo as "random."
Calcetines-obsessed r117, take your calcetines and go home. This mewl makes you the second most boring Datalounger ever. Just go.
by Anonymous | reply 129 | August 10, 2020 1:59 PM |
I'm American Spirit cigarettes. I'm all-natural, no additives or chemicals, yet in spite of this I'm stronger and more unpalatable than unfiltered Camels.
by Anonymous | reply 130 | August 10, 2020 2:12 PM |
R129 you must be tired.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | August 10, 2020 2:15 PM |
R116 get on this, right - my closeted hipster cousin had a typewriter set up on a table at his wedding reception, on which he requested guests type well-wishing poems to him & his Frau bride. There was a spoken-word poet entertaining guests, plus my cousin singing and playing an acoustic set of mopecore cover songs instead of a live band. Cuz wore a dark purple suit & cummerbund,the same one he married in, The whole shebang took place in a waterfront bar where all the furniture was salvaged and decked to look like a country house library. Drinks came in mason jars with straws. Mortifying, start to finish.
by Anonymous | reply 132 | August 10, 2020 2:19 PM |
r129 Since you asked, if random is defined as something haphazard or lacking purpose, the word fits the bill insofar as a lot of tattoos you see around - a line of text here, maybe a skull there. I could cite Lens or Jemima Kirke as examples of hipster types with tattoos scattered about their body. Those tattoos are not part of a sleeve or overall design, they're random. Raaaandom.
by Anonymous | reply 133 | August 10, 2020 2:20 PM |
Planning went into them, though, r133. Not random, no matter how many a's you spell it with.
by Anonymous | reply 134 | August 10, 2020 2:27 PM |
R129, it’s R90 here. No, I’m not a hipster, but I’m in a generous mood tonight so rather than suggest that you google it - a turmeric flat white is a warm drink made from the spice turmeric. It can also come in latte form if that’s more your thing. The latter is sometimes referred to as a golden milk.
They look and taste disgusting which is why hipsters love them, to outfox the oldies.
by Anonymous | reply 135 | August 10, 2020 2:42 PM |
I'm everything "bespoke" and "artisanal".
by Anonymous | reply 136 | August 10, 2020 2:59 PM |
I’m a bakery that only makes “artisan” baked goods so I can overcharge people....
by Anonymous | reply 138 | August 10, 2020 3:16 PM |
I’m the Bone Marrow Cocktails🍹
by Anonymous | reply 139 | August 10, 2020 3:19 PM |
R128, I'm Billy Corgan. Hipsters Unite!
by Anonymous | reply 140 | August 10, 2020 3:27 PM |
I’m the goat milk soap.
I’m artisanal.
by Anonymous | reply 141 | August 10, 2020 3:30 PM |
I’m “found items”.
I sound so much more authentic than “junk”.
by Anonymous | reply 142 | August 10, 2020 3:39 PM |
[quote] Don't you mean Locally sourced and SUSTAINABLE ingredients? Anything else is just a pox on society
Are you carbon-neutral?
by Anonymous | reply 143 | August 10, 2020 3:39 PM |
I’m carbon-negative - carbon-neutral is old school.
by Anonymous | reply 144 | August 10, 2020 3:55 PM |
I’m the constant “fuck capitalism” tweets, sent on my $900 phone.
by Anonymous | reply 145 | August 10, 2020 4:02 PM |
I'm the casual dropping in conversation of the fact that your artisanal bear's-claw pastry, which you paid 6.50 for, was bought from a black-owned business. I'm also the smug half-smile suggesting, "ha! top that for wokeness!"
by Anonymous | reply 146 | August 10, 2020 4:11 PM |
I am the dry toilet hand built at the back of the yurt. Technically, I am still sitting on my builder's parents multimillion property, but even in the dead of winter, we're self-sufficient. Except when it's very, very cold.
by Anonymous | reply 147 | August 10, 2020 4:49 PM |
I'm the fleur de sel nestled in between the Himalayan pink salt and truffle salt.
by Anonymous | reply 148 | August 10, 2020 6:12 PM |
I’m the wan complexion and studied unkemptness.
by Anonymous | reply 149 | August 10, 2020 6:21 PM |
I'm new fad that's right around the corner. You won't believe what y'all be wearing for pants by November!
by Anonymous | reply 150 | August 10, 2020 6:55 PM |
I'm Urban Outfitters. I'm the favorite store of hipsters, even though my CEO is a homophobe.
by Anonymous | reply 151 | August 10, 2020 6:55 PM |
I'm the insufferable dudebros blocking the aisles of the local brew store lamenting about making my own craft beer while swilling pisswater and trying to sound important and knowledgeable when none of us know the difference between a pilsner and an ale.
by Anonymous | reply 152 | August 10, 2020 7:04 PM |
I am the Steiner-Waldorf school that costs mother a hefty bunch every month, but, hey, her grandchildren deserve the BEST.
by Anonymous | reply 153 | August 10, 2020 7:18 PM |
I’m Bushwick, overrun by hipsters since Williamsburg was discovered.
by Anonymous | reply 154 | August 10, 2020 7:30 PM |
I'm the Hot Hipster Version Of George Clooney.
by Anonymous | reply 155 | August 10, 2020 7:39 PM |
I'm athleisure wear and beachy waves (hair). Appropriate attire for almost every occasion.
by Anonymous | reply 156 | August 10, 2020 10:39 PM |
If you know about the eclectic things I profess to like, my hopes and aspirations will be crushed. If someone else knows about them, I have failed.
I also pretend to "ironically" like popular things, when in reality I really do like them.
I want to wear my hipster uniform, and take my desginated mode of hipster transport (scooter, fixed gear bike, vintage motorcycle, or gasp! the bus) but it will take me an hour longer than efficient transportation.
My dog has just as many neuroses and prescriptions as I do and has his own wardrobe.
Both my significant other and I have bad greasy hair, pale skin and look like we might have rickets and are way too thin. But we can drink all damn day and do weed.
by Anonymous | reply 157 | August 10, 2020 10:46 PM |
I'm r129, a hipster who, like most hipsters, refuses to admit he's a hipster.
by Anonymous | reply 158 | August 10, 2020 10:52 PM |
I’m too obscure. The mainstream hasn’t discovered me yet.
by Anonymous | reply 159 | August 10, 2020 10:58 PM |
I'm the cardboard box under a bridge most of these assholes would be living in if their parents didn't pay for everything.
by Anonymous | reply 160 | August 10, 2020 11:40 PM |
I'm the movie Point Break -- they love me!
by Anonymous | reply 161 | August 10, 2020 11:42 PM |
I’m the folk singer who is no longer cool since I “sold out”.
by Anonymous | reply 162 | August 10, 2020 11:45 PM |
I'm the skinny jeans I'll never fit into for the rest of my life.
by Anonymous | reply 163 | August 10, 2020 11:48 PM |
I'm gonna bring KMart fashion mainstream!
by Anonymous | reply 164 | August 10, 2020 11:51 PM |
I'm about to launch a new show on Food Network, Rescue Food Truck. Check out my new show on HGTV, tiny house flippers.
by Anonymous | reply 165 | August 10, 2020 11:54 PM |
I'm the brief Health Goth and Normcore fashion fads of years gone by.
by Anonymous | reply 166 | August 10, 2020 11:57 PM |
I'm the manta of the hipster: "Their first album was better."
by Anonymous | reply 167 | August 11, 2020 12:58 AM |
TRADER JOE'S OWNS THIS THREAD.
by Anonymous | reply 168 | August 11, 2020 1:02 AM |
I'm hipster fashion, which hasn't changed in almost 20 years. 'If I could turn back tiiime'.
by Anonymous | reply 169 | August 11, 2020 1:13 AM |
Loving this thread. We should start one about their severely damaged and challenged crotch fruit. Then again, that would be just another thread about GEN Z’ers. No thanks. Seriously, no thanks.
by Anonymous | reply 170 | August 11, 2020 1:47 AM |
Hipsters have been over for quite some time.
by Anonymous | reply 171 | August 11, 2020 1:47 AM |
I’m still man buns!!!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 172 | August 11, 2020 1:53 AM |
I'm Chloe Sevigny.
by Anonymous | reply 173 | August 11, 2020 1:55 AM |
We're the new, true, young, sexy and fun hipsters in Ravenna and Rome, Valencia and Bordeaux and Izmir and Tunis.
by Anonymous | reply 174 | August 11, 2020 1:59 AM |
I'm the SS haircut everyone had a few years ago
by Anonymous | reply 175 | August 11, 2020 2:53 AM |
I'm the Fire Pit and Beer Garden--right in our own apartment complex courtyard! Doesn't everyone have us??
by Anonymous | reply 176 | August 11, 2020 3:12 AM |
Beer Garten!
by Anonymous | reply 178 | August 11, 2020 5:23 AM |
I'm the artisan pickles that the hipster paid $30 for. Hipsters think I'm novel, but Polish grannies have been making me for eons.
by Anonymous | reply 179 | August 11, 2020 5:27 AM |
I’m a hipster who eats his own boogers.
It’s all about sustainability.
by Anonymous | reply 180 | August 11, 2020 10:39 AM |
I’m the stunning and brave blue-purple-pink rainbow hair.
by Anonymous | reply 181 | August 11, 2020 10:45 AM |
R156 wouldn’t this better describe a Basic, a VSCO-girl, or a Yoga Mom? My sister is far from a Hipster - she loves mainstream pop, sports, fast food, Netflix, YouTube celebrities, trend-hopping, Pilates - and she is rarely caught out of her athleisure. She wears it to get groceries, to eat at a diner, to visit family, to see a movie (back when we could still do that); she even proclaims her love of it to other people, with no trace of embarrassment or attempt at irony. She also has hair grown out to her mid-back with the requisite blond highlights.
And R181 certainly describes not hipsters but Tumblrinas, who often overlap with Enbys/Transtrenders/Wokesters. The classic garden-variety Hipster almost always prefers natural hair-colours, and will not be seen to visit a salon or buy Manic Panic like a trendy conventional plebe; and if they do choose to dye their hair, they either go ‘grey’ (gunmetal silver) with the help of a personal stylist friend in the privacy of their shed (sorry, ‘home studio’) then act nonchalant about it like they were just “acting as a practise model”, or they get an overpriced henna treatment on a whim which they will deny having the second they hear or read of a negative comment about it. I believe R181 was thinking of that nanosecond Hipster-adjacent trend Mermaidcore/Pastelcore that happened c.2011 and on which American Apparel tried to capitalise and failed.
by Anonymous | reply 182 | August 11, 2020 12:09 PM |
Are there trans who are hipsters or are the categories mutually exclusive? Cause if there are it would be DL catnip!
by Anonymous | reply 183 | August 11, 2020 12:11 PM |
[quote]I'm the pork belly
Somehow I knew that you would be OP.
by Anonymous | reply 184 | August 11, 2020 12:13 PM |
Male athleisure brings to mind “fuck boys“ or “hype beast” culture, where everything is “Supreme” and they decorate with those awful KAWS dolls and Murakami pillows. This includes rich white kids being “sneaker heads”.
I don’t consider them to be hipsters, but then again, it all kind of blends together at some point.
by Anonymous | reply 185 | August 11, 2020 12:42 PM |
R185 as I understand it, Hypebeasting was a natural Gen X pushback to the Hipsterism of Gen Y; preferring everything new and on-trend and consciously materialistic-Corporate culture, rather than everything retro and off-beat and self-consciously seeming to eschew fashion-as-industry.
by Anonymous | reply 186 | August 11, 2020 12:49 PM |
^^^meant to say *Gen Z pusbback
by Anonymous | reply 187 | August 11, 2020 12:50 PM |
Thanks R186/R187, today I learned.
by Anonymous | reply 188 | August 11, 2020 12:54 PM |
I’m the lie about having gone to Pratt. (I really went to OSU).
by Anonymous | reply 189 | August 11, 2020 1:19 PM |
I'm copies of Vice magazine, gathering dust in the corner.
by Anonymous | reply 190 | August 11, 2020 1:28 PM |
R182 is correct. The pink-blue-multicolored hair is certainly not a hipsterism.
by Anonymous | reply 191 | August 11, 2020 1:50 PM |
[quote]The pink-blue-multicolored hair is certainly not a hipsterism.
It is an LGBTQism.
by Anonymous | reply 192 | August 11, 2020 1:54 PM |
I’m smug, smirky, sarcastic and patronising cunts like this, who were inexplicably all over the telly & magazines from 2005-10 and were criminally overpaid for the privilege.
by Anonymous | reply 193 | August 11, 2020 2:05 PM |
I'm their vinyl copy of The Saddle Creek 50.
by Anonymous | reply 194 | August 11, 2020 2:10 PM |
Alexa Chung = fxansionista & scenester. Not hipster.
by Anonymous | reply 195 | August 11, 2020 2:12 PM |
I'm the stupid names that they give their poor children.
by Anonymous | reply 196 | August 11, 2020 2:13 PM |
I'm the leafy green or herbaceous names they give their children.
by Anonymous | reply 197 | August 11, 2020 2:17 PM |
From a few years ago, but this was hilarious.
by Anonymous | reply 198 | August 11, 2020 2:24 PM |
I'm the "whoaah ahh ohhh..." In all their music.
by Anonymous | reply 199 | August 11, 2020 2:29 PM |
R199 this is a thread about hipsters. Britney Spears is a hipster?
by Anonymous | reply 200 | August 11, 2020 6:58 PM |
I am the stubborn refusal to acknowledge the true inspiration for the manbun:
by Anonymous | reply 201 | August 11, 2020 7:53 PM |
This thread is more exhausting than the hipsters themselves!
by Anonymous | reply 202 | August 11, 2020 8:16 PM |
I'm a mixologist.
by Anonymous | reply 203 | August 12, 2020 1:43 AM |
I'm R203's Angostura bitters and flamed orange peel.
by Anonymous | reply 204 | August 12, 2020 1:47 AM |
TBH, we’re all a bit bitter, fruity, and flaming, R204.
by Anonymous | reply 205 | August 12, 2020 1:50 AM |
[quote]I'm a mixologist.
No, you're an alcoholic in denial.
by Anonymous | reply 206 | August 12, 2020 2:22 AM |
Look At This Fucking Hipster hasn't been updated for 10 years. Similar to DL eldergay references on same.
by Anonymous | reply 207 | August 12, 2020 2:48 AM |
I'm the functional alcoholism. We drink every day.
by Anonymous | reply 208 | August 12, 2020 8:50 AM |
This thread is just offal😄
by Anonymous | reply 209 | August 12, 2020 9:48 AM |
I'm the front facing baby carrier
by Anonymous | reply 210 | August 12, 2020 10:03 AM |
I'm the ball wash and Mr shave club subscription
by Anonymous | reply 211 | August 12, 2020 10:04 AM |
I drive an AMC Pacer that I think is so 😎.
by Anonymous | reply 212 | August 12, 2020 12:40 PM |
R211, I'm the vintage Gillette safety razor bought at a cunningly curated curio store in Hudson, NY. I am regularly replenished with high-end Japanese blades. My owner never shuts up about how superior it is to use a safety razor. Here he goes again with his spiel: it only takes a little getting used to, it's frugal, it saves the earth, it was good enough for granddad, it shaves close enough to split the atom, and shaving soap and brush give you an infinitely better shave than commercial shaving cream.
My owner, as you may have guessed, is a crashing bore.
by Anonymous | reply 213 | August 12, 2020 12:46 PM |
I'm the parents taking our baby everywhere, including bars, concerts and any social gathering that are obviously inappropriated for kids. We also make everyone else around uncomfortable. We don't care of course.
by Anonymous | reply 214 | August 12, 2020 6:10 PM |
[quote] I drive an AMC Pacer that I think is so 😎.
The biggest disappointment since my Dorothy.
by Anonymous | reply 216 | August 12, 2020 6:41 PM |
[quote] The pink-blue-multicolored hair is certainly not a hipsterism.
Yep, that’s an SJW, something someone else upthread conflated with hipsters. A lot of these are pretty off. Whenever we do this thread there’s always a sizable number who think a hipster is anyone several decades younger than them.
by Anonymous | reply 217 | August 12, 2020 6:52 PM |
I’m the tangerine flavored LaCroix.
by Anonymous | reply 218 | August 12, 2020 6:53 PM |
We're the hormone pills they give to their gay son to turn him into a heterosexual trans girl. At least they're not like those fundie Freeper freaks who take their kids to Jesus Camp so they can pray the gay away, right? Right?
by Anonymous | reply 219 | August 12, 2020 7:05 PM |
You’re trying way too hard, R219.
by Anonymous | reply 220 | August 13, 2020 1:08 AM |
I'm the Brooklyn 'high-end vintage' store selling vintage rock T-shirts for $50+. Basically I'm filled with old clothes and other vintage 'curated' items you can get at the local Goodwill for $2 and up.
by Anonymous | reply 222 | August 13, 2020 4:34 PM |
[quote]Yep, that’s an SJW, something someone else upthread conflated with hipsters. A lot of these are pretty off. Whenever we do this thread there’s always a sizable number who think a hipster is anyone several decades younger than them.
Hipsters mine the past for 'their' ideas. That's all anyone needs to know.
Everything hipsters do and say is not original. Whether it's their clothing, their hairstyles, their Smith Bros beards, their hats (fedoras, beanies, Annie Hall hats on the women with their Francoise Hardy haircuts), their Danish Modern furniture, the music they listen to, their artisanal food and...well, everything.
A person can be in their 30s, 40s, 50s and up, yet still be an obnoxious hipster. I don't even think age plays a huge part in the description of a hipster. I remember an episode of SEINFELD when someone called Kramer a "hipster doofus", that was how many years ago?
"A derogatory designation for Kramer has been "hipster doofus", a moniker assigned to him by a woman in a wheelchair he once dated in the episode "The Handicap Spot", and occasionally directed at him by Elaine, as in "The Glasses". The nickname was first used in The Atlantic Monthly review of Seinfeld."
by Anonymous | reply 223 | August 13, 2020 4:42 PM |
"The term hipster has been around in various forms since the 1950s to essentially describe non-mainstream/counterculture people. It started in black jazz clubs where if you were cool enough to fit in, they called you "hep" (or hip) or a hepcat. This later turned into hipster."
by Anonymous | reply 224 | August 13, 2020 4:42 PM |
Danish modern is not hipster.
by Anonymous | reply 225 | August 13, 2020 4:44 PM |
I’m retro and you’re not!
by Anonymous | reply 226 | August 13, 2020 4:45 PM |
[quote]Danish modern is not hipster.
Yes it is. Hipsters collect all sorts of old furniture and Danish modern is one of the styles they decorate with.
If this decor isn't hipster I don't know what is, this is Mid-Century Danish Modern. I inherited a similar piece of furniture, this is actually quite nice.
by Anonymous | reply 227 | August 13, 2020 4:54 PM |
I think Justin Theroux is hot.
by Anonymous | reply 228 | August 13, 2020 4:59 PM |
Ugh, the “Actually” Troll at R227.
by Anonymous | reply 229 | August 13, 2020 5:00 PM |
The fact that Danish Modern is one of the many styles hipsters decorate with does not make Danish Modern hipster. Many other people like Danish Modern.
by Anonymous | reply 230 | August 13, 2020 5:05 PM |
What is "hipster," exactly, about shorts that look like cans of La Croix?
by Anonymous | reply 231 | August 13, 2020 5:07 PM |
Hipsters drink water. Is water hipster?
by Anonymous | reply 232 | August 13, 2020 5:08 PM |
Saint-Tropez and Hamptons hipster differs from Brighton and Santa Cruz hipster.
by Anonymous | reply 233 | August 13, 2020 5:12 PM |
Hipsters do NOT force trans their kids. That's ridiculous ignorance. FAIL. Low esteem cube fraus with Munchausen syndrome by proxy trans their kids.
by Anonymous | reply 234 | August 13, 2020 5:14 PM |
I’m the artisanal oat milk. Who cares if I have more carbs than real milk from a cow? I’m plant-based and artisanal!
by Anonymous | reply 235 | August 13, 2020 5:32 PM |
I’m the difference between hip or hep and hipster. A person who is hip just naturally lives that sort of intriguing life. -ster always invoked it being forced or showy or try-hard.
by Anonymous | reply 236 | August 13, 2020 5:36 PM |
r231 It's ironic. Irony is one of the building blocks of hipster style. LaCroix is also a hipster beverage of choice.
by Anonymous | reply 238 | August 13, 2020 8:03 PM |
I'm the artisanal craft beer.
by Anonymous | reply 239 | August 13, 2020 10:47 PM |
Hippie is also derived from hipster. The fact is there has always been a counterculture, it has always borrowed and recycled as an obvious and self-awarereaction to consumerist mainstream culture, and it always bears a resemblance to previous iterations.
by Anonymous | reply 241 | August 14, 2020 12:50 AM |
I'm the ubiquitous fucking ukulele strummed with a faux guileless innocence.
Whistling optional and very rage-inducing.
by Anonymous | reply 242 | August 14, 2020 1:00 AM |
R182, you know your stuff.
Are the posts coming from inside of the wooden slat fence? ;)
by Anonymous | reply 243 | August 14, 2020 1:04 AM |
I like bohemians, not the rich kind.
by Anonymous | reply 244 | August 14, 2020 2:15 AM |
Hipsters = yuppies in hippie drag.
by Anonymous | reply 245 | August 14, 2020 2:51 AM |
R243 nah. I’m just under age 30, spend a lot of time online (hours a day since middle school), and regrettably went to University for Liberal Arts with a bunch of these annoying dolts. In hindsight I wish 18-year old Me chose Community College, stage school, or a local internship. Oh, well.
by Anonymous | reply 246 | August 14, 2020 4:26 PM |
R9 no. The true purebred Emo evolved through several stages, but always remained in some way recognisably Emo and therefore distinct from a Hipster.
The sources of Hipster influence and preference are manifold, and span across time. The sources of Emo do not extend nearly as far or as wide.
by Anonymous | reply 247 | August 14, 2020 4:29 PM |
R246, R247, this makes wonder -- what age represents the peak hipster now?
by Anonymous | reply 248 | August 14, 2020 5:26 PM |
I’m the organic, artisanal, locally sourced, farm-to-table, wild caught avocado toast.
That’ll be $17.95 please.
by Anonymous | reply 249 | August 14, 2020 5:30 PM |
I'm easy homemade guacamole, laughing at $17.95 for mashed avocado on a piece of toast.
by Anonymous | reply 250 | August 14, 2020 5:33 PM |
All my “hipster” friends are still basically wearing normcore (Seinfeld clothes).
Granted, we are all well into our mid-30s now and keeping up has become exhausting.
To quote another aging hipster, Toro y Moi: “Decked in Patagonia head to toe... I can’t tell if I’m hip or getting old.”
by Anonymous | reply 251 | August 14, 2020 6:09 PM |
R248 hmmm, good question.
The oldest hipster I know personally is 38, and he’s not exactly ahead of the curve, so I suppose the eldest Millennial Hipsters must be in their early 40s by now. There are a few of my acquaintance younger than me but not by much. My sister knows only a handful, so I doubt you’ll find many current-day Hipsters younger than about 23 or 24. The teens and early 20-somethings of now make a point to resist and mock Hipsterism, even though their own trends and subcultures - like all youth subcultures - are just as inane and laughable.
This is all anecdata, however; anyone, feel free to correct my lay anthropology (I feel like a Hipster just saying that!)
by Anonymous | reply 252 | August 14, 2020 8:36 PM |
The "Actually Troll", is there even such thing? Where the fuck do you get such bullshit?
What's with you bitter queens?
by Anonymous | reply 253 | August 14, 2020 8:42 PM |
[quote]The fact that Danish Modern is one of the many styles hipsters decorate with does not make Danish Modern hipster. Many other people like Danish Modern.
Wow, seems the point went waaaay over your head. There are very specific styles of furniture, clothing, hairstyles, types of food etc, which MOST hipsters adopt, that includes specific decorating styles. Is that too deep for you to comprehend?
So many Retro styles are associated with hipsters. I never said Danish Modern was only associated with hipsters, but it sure is one of many specific designs these people decorate with. Anything not current, they are drawn to and adopt.
Again, hipsters mine the past to create a very specific aesthetic, which is not current or modern, yet these hipsters think they are current and cutting edge in their approach to everything, they're not.
Hipsters sure do love Danish Modern and especially Space Age 'Jetson' styles. They particularly love this George Nelson wall clock.
by Anonymous | reply 254 | August 14, 2020 8:55 PM |
I'm the tall, emaciated and nonchalant bearded barista at this hip Coffee shop that serves ' brunch only' until 3:00 pm on sundays. It's written on the chalk board. I know it's 4:30 pm now, but I won't serve you a muffin, because we keep the cakes for the brunch customers. I know there are 150 muffins on the counter right now and 3 customers in the place, but If you insist, I' ll just ignore you, and let the new girl apologize for me. She has no idea why you can't have a muffin. But that's the life. You can't always get what you want. Maybe you're just wearing the wrong coat. I don't care anyway, I absolutely don't give a shit what you two are talking about, I just pretend you don't exist.
by Anonymous | reply 255 | August 14, 2020 9:03 PM |
R252, that sounds about right. Peak hipster is probably people my own age (I'm 36), and while there are some who are both older and younger, the ones my age probably [re]-introduced some of the more regrettable hipsterisms -- handlebar mustaches, flannel, drinking all day/craft beer obsession. The straight-os are all starting to marry and have kids, so whatever their next iteration is remains to be seen.
by Anonymous | reply 256 | August 15, 2020 12:41 AM |
R245 Not necessarily.
I'm the part-time job as a theatre lighting technician. I'm also their evening job selling tickets at the local art-house theatre.
by Anonymous | reply 257 | August 15, 2020 1:57 AM |
I’m the undubbed uncut arthouse animé series with no subtitles. The hipster watching me cannot speak Japanese, does not typically enjoy animation or anything weeb, and doesn’t know a thing about Japan beyond a 6-week semester in College on Far Eastern Pop Culture. But he heard about me from a hipper friend who totally GETS world cinema and underground shows, so onto the watchlist I went.
by Anonymous | reply 258 | August 15, 2020 2:38 PM |
R258 Pretty sure hipsters aren't weaboos.
by Anonymous | reply 259 | August 15, 2020 2:50 PM |
There is a venn diagram overlap, R259.
by Anonymous | reply 260 | August 15, 2020 2:51 PM |
R260 I think OP needs to return and define what a "hipster" is. I would never put weaboos and hipsters together. How on earth do those two "subcultures" overlap?
by Anonymous | reply 261 | August 15, 2020 2:53 PM |
Why is the comparison to yuppies at R158 at R245 not an adequate explanation?
by Anonymous | reply 262 | August 15, 2020 2:55 PM |
What [italic]are[/italic] you going on about, r262?
And hipsters in their skinny jeans are hardly the same, stylewise, as hippies in their bell bottoms.
by Anonymous | reply 263 | August 15, 2020 3:00 PM |
R250/R261 the post literally said this:
[quote] hipster watching me *does not typically enjoy animation or anything weeb*
For the sake of yourselves if no-one else, please learn to fucking read properly.
by Anonymous | reply 264 | August 15, 2020 3:20 PM |
r251 Jerry Seinfeld is the fairy godmother of normcore.
by Anonymous | reply 265 | August 15, 2020 5:19 PM |
Ha. A friend of mine was just lamenting the other day about the frau-zation of Danish Modern, though I didn’t know that was the name of the style.
It’s also been hilarious to see the proliferation of ‘white room/plants everywhere’ in basic-ass commercials and TV shows.
by Anonymous | reply 266 | August 15, 2020 7:19 PM |
[quote]And hipsters in their skinny jeans are hardly the same, stylewise, as hippies in their bell bottoms.
Yet, hipsters do actually wear bell bottoms, especially the women, they can be seen rummaging through thrift shops looking for 'unique' clothing from the 1960s and 1970s.
Hipsters clothing styles are very much about wearing clothing from past eras, that's what their entire fashion aesthetic is about, the past. The skinny jeans are likely the most 'current' style they are wearing.
by Anonymous | reply 267 | August 16, 2020 8:10 PM |
I’m the chef in skinny jeans & black apron with tattoos depicting “bacon” and “flavor” all over my arms, hands, knuckles, and neck, black horn rimmed glasses, with too many piercings and too much facial hair that gets way too close to your food. I also use food to “tell a story” about my “journey”. PS—my journey involves lots of booze and heroin.
by Anonymous | reply 268 | August 18, 2020 10:22 AM |
I'm at my butchering class now, but afterwards I thought we might go to Smiley's in Bolinas and see if we can get in on some mandolin playing.
Tomorrow? We're putting up okra pickles...We'll save you a jar.
by Anonymous | reply 269 | August 18, 2020 10:46 AM |
I'm the My Little Pony tattoo.
by Anonymous | reply 270 | August 18, 2020 10:50 AM |
I’m NOVELTY SOCKS.
by Anonymous | reply 271 | August 18, 2020 11:19 AM |
Unfortunately, my tattoo artist was so drunk, my most recent tat says: "NOVELTY SUCKS."
by Anonymous | reply 272 | August 18, 2020 12:54 PM |
My dad toured with Pearl Jam.
by Anonymous | reply 273 | August 18, 2020 1:02 PM |
I'm the guy who makes you a latte with almond milk when you order an almond flavoured latte.
by Anonymous | reply 274 | August 18, 2020 1:24 PM |
I actually once heard a hipster argue that the turtleneck style of top was created in the 1980s!
I am NOT kidding!
by Anonymous | reply 275 | August 20, 2020 1:20 PM |
I'm the social media posts about Black Lives Matter during the weeks that it is relevant. Despite shaming others by quoting Desmond Tutu, I've only gone to protests for an hour max, because I leave before things get too "rowdy".
by Anonymous | reply 276 | August 20, 2020 1:28 PM |
r276 and after you got your instagram photo.
by Anonymous | reply 277 | August 20, 2020 1:36 PM |
Justin Theroux is my idol.
by Anonymous | reply 278 | August 20, 2020 2:56 PM |
I’m all the size S/M All Saints apparel that sits in the closet now that yuppy hipster from 2012 has grown into his “man body.”
by Anonymous | reply 279 | August 22, 2020 6:36 PM |