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If It Wasn't For Nepotism, They'd Be Working At...

If it wasn't for nepotism, Ivanka would be reporting to her shift at McDonald's.

by Anonymousreply 159August 13, 2020 3:46 AM

Eric and DJT Jr. would be shift managers at Wawa.

by Anonymousreply 1August 7, 2020 1:11 AM

If it wasn't for nepotism Ben Platt would just be another annoying loud gay on twitter screaming for attention.

by Anonymousreply 2August 7, 2020 1:11 AM

Eric and Junior would be stealing cars or selling drugs for money, they aren't the type that could actually hold down a job. Ivanka would be an escort.

by Anonymousreply 3August 7, 2020 1:12 AM

Nicolas Cage would own a car wash. His son would teach martial arts in a strip mall.

by Anonymousreply 4August 7, 2020 1:13 AM

If it wasn't for nepotism, the only line Jennifer homewrecker Aniston would have to memorize would be "would you like fries with that" and the homes she wrecked would all be double-wide trailers.

by Anonymousreply 5August 7, 2020 1:13 AM

Emma Roberts would be beating the shit out of a buck toothed boyfriend in a trailer park somewhere.

by Anonymousreply 6August 7, 2020 1:15 AM

Cindy Crawford’s kids would be on their 4th trip to rehab after their latest drug or dui arrest. They’d likely work at Claire’s or a movie theatre or anywhere that hires convicted felons.

by Anonymousreply 7August 7, 2020 1:20 AM

All of Kim Kartrashian’s sisters would be married to has-been black athletes and Karening their way through Brentwood.

by Anonymousreply 8August 7, 2020 1:27 AM

If it wasn't for nepotism, Hunter Biden would be trying to hit on future baby mamas at his current drug rehab.

by Anonymousreply 9August 7, 2020 1:30 AM

Meghan McCain would be shouting "Welcome to Dollar Tree" as customers enter.

by Anonymousreply 10August 7, 2020 1:34 AM

This guy would be an underwear model.

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by Anonymousreply 11August 7, 2020 1:42 AM

Always thought that Dubya's true competence level would be as a sales manager at a car dealership.

by Anonymousreply 12August 7, 2020 1:45 AM

Trump would be running cons in his youth, like throwing himself under a car and then suing the driver for millions, slipping in a Walmart and suing for millions.

by Anonymousreply 13August 7, 2020 1:48 AM

Jenna Bush Hager would be saying "my pleasure" to Chick Fil A customers who thank her at the drive thru window.

by Anonymousreply 14August 7, 2020 1:50 AM

JFK Jr would have been a personal trainer at Equinox.

by Anonymousreply 15August 7, 2020 1:52 AM

Kate Hudson would be a yoga instructor.

by Anonymousreply 16August 7, 2020 1:56 AM

Tucker Carlson would be an asshole security guard with an overinflated sense of importance.

by Anonymousreply 17August 7, 2020 2:12 AM

Jared Kushner would be a slimy payday lender.

by Anonymousreply 18August 7, 2020 2:13 AM

You mean like Shylock R18? That's funny because he's Jewish and Jews are money lender, right?

by Anonymousreply 19August 7, 2020 2:14 AM

Ivanka without her father's money would still have her old face and would be cutting hair at Great Clips.

by Anonymousreply 20August 7, 2020 2:19 AM

Lucas Hedges would be mopping floors.

by Anonymousreply 21August 7, 2020 2:23 AM

Jaden Smith would be living in his car.

by Anonymousreply 22August 7, 2020 2:24 AM

Robert Downey Jr would be a rotting corpse in the back alley of some city's slums. Whether this is due to an overdose or a trick gone wrong is anybody's guess.

by Anonymousreply 23August 7, 2020 2:26 AM

Ivanka would be in a big Mary Kay pink Cadillac selling counterfeit handbags out of her trunk.

by Anonymousreply 24August 7, 2020 2:28 AM

Gwenyth Paltrow would be selling MLM essential oils.

by Anonymousreply 25August 7, 2020 2:29 AM

Rooney Mara would be working the desk at a cheap hipster hotel.

by Anonymousreply 26August 7, 2020 2:29 AM

Waiting for suggestions for Jerry Van Dyke...

by Anonymousreply 27August 7, 2020 2:32 AM

Paris Hilton would be painting nails at an old lady salon and getting treatment for early emphysema.

by Anonymousreply 28August 7, 2020 2:33 AM

I'm waiting for the Lens Dunham predictions.

by Anonymousreply 29August 7, 2020 2:33 AM

Nicole Ritchie would work at a Starbucks and always be taking breaks in the bathroom to snort coke and look at her phone.

by Anonymousreply 30August 7, 2020 2:34 AM

Prince Harry would be stacking shelves in Tesco.

by Anonymousreply 31August 7, 2020 2:35 AM

Lena Dunham would work at a TJ Maxx and she’d be the bitchy fat chick who thinks she’s the manager but she isn’t.

by Anonymousreply 32August 7, 2020 2:35 AM

What about the Cuomo brothers, what would they be doing?

by Anonymousreply 33August 7, 2020 2:37 AM

Ben Stiller would be a used car salesman.

by Anonymousreply 34August 7, 2020 2:41 AM

Anderson Cooper would be unemployed, having worked the men’s cologne counter at Macy’s most of his life.

by Anonymousreply 35August 7, 2020 2:41 AM

the hot one would be doing gay porn

by Anonymousreply 36August 7, 2020 2:41 AM

W would be going against his manager by throwing in floor mats AND rust protection.

by Anonymousreply 37August 7, 2020 2:43 AM

bryce dallas howard?

by Anonymousreply 38August 7, 2020 2:44 AM

Jaden and Willow Smith would be teaching Hood Yoga classes at the local strip mall.

by Anonymousreply 39August 7, 2020 2:44 AM

zosia mamet?

by Anonymousreply 40August 7, 2020 2:45 AM

Johnny Depp’s ugly daughter would be working at Hot Topic and trying to become a TikTok star.

by Anonymousreply 41August 7, 2020 2:46 AM

Actually Lens would be homeless because she would not have gotten access to psych meds .

by Anonymousreply 42August 7, 2020 2:46 AM

max irons?

by Anonymousreply 43August 7, 2020 2:46 AM

Bryce Dallas Howard would be named after somewhere much less affluent: Bryce Detroit Howard, for example.

by Anonymousreply 44August 7, 2020 2:46 AM

kate hudson?

by Anonymousreply 45August 7, 2020 2:46 AM

Ah, yes, making fun of fast food employees is truly the pinnacle of tasteful humor.

by Anonymousreply 46August 7, 2020 2:48 AM

Chet Hanks would be a jobless wigger with less than 400K IG followers. Oh wait, I misunderstood the assignment.

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by Anonymousreply 47August 7, 2020 2:48 AM

anderson cooper could do gay daddy porn, as the bottom of course

by Anonymousreply 48August 7, 2020 2:48 AM

Dakota Johnson would be a Vegas cocktail waitress.

by Anonymousreply 49August 7, 2020 2:48 AM

Max Irons would have an OnlyFans and be a personal trainer.

by Anonymousreply 50August 7, 2020 2:49 AM

jason gould?

by Anonymousreply 51August 7, 2020 2:50 AM

I’d subscribe r50!

by Anonymousreply 52August 7, 2020 2:50 AM

The entire Dumpf family would work as garage mechanics, Whorevanka would be a aesthetician who turned tricks on the side.

Goop would be a high dollar escort after her husband dumped her.

The entire Bush family would have some crappy blue collar family run business (cars, septic tanks, building pools) that they did fairly well in and they would lord it over their neighbors for being the richest people in a shitty area.

Dan Levy would be a cunty shop bottom but marry well.

Most of Hollywood would be working as dealers, fast food workers and spa employees.

Max Landis would have been murdered by a friend by the age of sixteen.

by Anonymousreply 53August 7, 2020 2:51 AM

Beanie Feldstein would be working at Lane Bryant. Except they're going thru bankruptcy and closing stores left and right, so maybe she'd be a hostess at Claim Jumper.

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by Anonymousreply 54August 7, 2020 2:52 AM

Gigi Bryant would still be alive because her father wouldn’t have owned a helicopter to take them a few miles down the highway.

by Anonymousreply 55August 7, 2020 2:52 AM

Jason Gould would be the father of a viral TikTok sensation and silently envy his child's fame from afar, cursing their name while drinking from a flask at his desk job.

by Anonymousreply 56August 7, 2020 2:53 AM

Kate Hudson would be a monstrous soccer mom. She'd be a housewife and thus technically unemployed, but she'd teach a Zumba class just for fun.

by Anonymousreply 57August 7, 2020 2:55 AM

Andrew Cuomo would be a down on his luck owner of a restaurant on Long Island. Chris is his BOH manager who sits on his phone at the bar throwing down drinks. They get into arguments every day in the kitchen that you can hear out in the restaurant.

As someone else said George W. would be an alkie used car salesman.

Miley Cyrus would be a hostess at an Applebees in Nashville.

by Anonymousreply 58August 7, 2020 2:55 AM

Lourdes Leon would be selling pussy for $5 behind McDonalds

by Anonymousreply 59August 7, 2020 2:55 AM

Blake Lively would be a stripper.

by Anonymousreply 60August 7, 2020 2:57 AM

Gwynneth would be married to Dr. Jason Horowitz, one of New York magazine's top-rated plastic surgeons. She, Jason and their three kids would be living in Short Hills, where GP would have a part-time business creating personalized gifts for bar and bat mitzvah favors.

by Anonymousreply 61August 7, 2020 2:58 AM

Jake Gyllenhaal would be a Starbucks barista. All the fraus hit on him.

by Anonymousreply 62August 7, 2020 2:58 AM

Kelly Osbourne would be a mean MAC salesperson who calls every customer a Karen when they ask a simple question. She’d drive a 2012 Ford Fiesta with a bunch of bumper stickers and all her clothes would be black.

by Anonymousreply 63August 7, 2020 2:59 AM

GOOP - housewife with a Xanax addiction

Donald Trump - running a Ponzi scheme

by Anonymousreply 64August 7, 2020 3:00 AM

Brooklyn Beckham would be aspiring to management at Fonehouse.

by Anonymousreply 65August 7, 2020 3:01 AM

Bella Hadid would be mucking out horse stables and teaching little rich kids how to ride ponies. They'd laugh at her being named Bella when she looks like such a beast.

by Anonymousreply 66August 7, 2020 3:02 AM

Chet Haze - crack dealer

by Anonymousreply 67August 7, 2020 3:03 AM

Ronan Farrow would be a librarian.

by Anonymousreply 68August 7, 2020 3:04 AM

Paris Jackson would work in an American Apparel...are those even still around? If not, an Auntie Anne's Pretzels at the same mall where the AA used to be. She'd also be 50 lbs heavier due to no access to drugs or pills.

by Anonymousreply 69August 7, 2020 3:04 AM

Michael Douglas-retired community college instructor

by Anonymousreply 70August 7, 2020 3:04 AM

Lens would be the ultimate cubefrau. She'd flirt with the guys in IT and go home and insert pebbles to get off. She'd also be that coworker who talks way too loudly about their myriad personal problems, takes sick days weekly, and is first into the lunchroom and last to leave. Her desk features an oil diffuser, a Starbucks keep cup and the top drawer houses packets of sweet biscuits.

by Anonymousreply 71August 7, 2020 3:07 AM

R62 Meanwhile, Maggie Gyllenhaal would be the sour-faced manager who shoos the frauen away and rips Jake a new one for flirting on the clock.

by Anonymousreply 72August 7, 2020 3:08 AM

Ivanka Trump - office manager

Eric Trump - unemployed glue sniffer

by Anonymousreply 73August 7, 2020 3:08 AM

Scott Eastwood would work at Lowe’s and demonstrate how to properly cut wood.

by Anonymousreply 74August 7, 2020 3:10 AM

Sofia Richie would work at Sephora. She would also be the side piece of a middle aged banker.

by Anonymousreply 75August 7, 2020 3:11 AM

Lisa Marie Presley - professional bingo player

by Anonymousreply 76August 7, 2020 3:11 AM

Hunter Biden would be a show salesman.

by Anonymousreply 77August 7, 2020 3:12 AM

Rand Paul would be driving a Walmart truck, seeing as he has no college degree.

by Anonymousreply 78August 7, 2020 3:13 AM

Tiffany Trump would be a REMAX agent and also coach her daughter's cheer squad.

by Anonymousreply 79August 7, 2020 3:14 AM

Dinah Manoff would now be retired from Regis Hair Salons, where she would've been a stylist, manager, and product educator for 40 years at various Regis and MasterCuts locations. She still cuts hair for friends in the bonus room of her suburban house.

Nancy Sinatra would've been a stay-at-home housewife. The only boots she would've ever walked in were rain boots as a small child.

by Anonymousreply 80August 7, 2020 3:14 AM

Barron Trump would be a grocery store greeter.

by Anonymousreply 81August 7, 2020 3:15 AM

Isabella Cruise would be normal.

by Anonymousreply 82August 7, 2020 3:18 AM

Angelina Jolie would an often fired makeup artist at various malls.

by Anonymousreply 83August 7, 2020 3:18 AM

Tori Spelling would be a small-town TV weathergirl.

by Anonymousreply 84August 7, 2020 3:19 AM

Ben Stiller would be an angry little marathon runner who works at Footlocker.

by Anonymousreply 85August 7, 2020 3:19 AM

Tori Spelling would've been an unwed teenaged mother, hooking full-time to pay the trailer rent. Through sheer tenacity, she would've made it to Beverly Hills on a bus to interview to become the assistant to one Carole Gene Marer. Carole Gene is an old spinster, who never found love since Aaron Spelling and Carolyn Jones never divorced. Tori would act as laundress/assistant/eBay seller for lonely Carole Gene. On the modest salary of $13/hour, she'd buy a used Ford Fiesta to get her to and from the trailer park to Beverly Hills for work. Tori would bristle whenever watching reruns of '90210', as Aaron's daughter Jessica had no discernable acting talent whilst playing Donna Martin.

by Anonymousreply 86August 7, 2020 3:25 AM

Ireland Baldwin would be living in a trailer, working at a diner and smoke a pack a day. Her issues with men stem from her daddy calling her a thoughtless little pig.

by Anonymousreply 87August 7, 2020 3:25 AM

Donald Trump Jr. - girls swim coach who gropes the girls against their will

by Anonymousreply 88August 7, 2020 3:26 AM

Marlo Thomas--sans 17 nose jobs--would've found work as a waitress at a Lebanese restaurant. Still relatively a looker without any work done, all the single businessmen would come in and say they wanted "That Girl" (pointing at Marlo) to wait on them.

by Anonymousreply 89August 7, 2020 3:28 AM

Jamie Lee Curtis would be a tough as nails schoolteacher who'd demand her students be more responsible and make better choices.

by Anonymousreply 90August 7, 2020 3:30 AM

Rocco Ritchie would be cutting hair at a hipster barbershop and doing steampunk cosplay on the weekend.

by Anonymousreply 91August 7, 2020 3:30 AM

Melania would be the ex-hooker wife of the mayor of Ljubljana.

by Anonymousreply 92August 7, 2020 3:34 AM

Billie Lourd would be a mousy sales assistant at a secondhand bookstore. She goes home to her cats.

by Anonymousreply 93August 7, 2020 3:35 AM

Carrie Fisher--RIP--would've been a bubbly RN before being caught stealing painkillers in the late 80s. Reprimanded twice and finally fired from the hospital, she would've started fresh and become a Weight Watchers consultant before retiring in Laughlin, NV.

by Anonymousreply 94August 7, 2020 3:36 AM

Chelsea Clinton is a Montessori teacher.

by Anonymousreply 95August 7, 2020 3:37 AM

Kelly Osbourne would be scrubbing toilets at a Mexican restaurant.

by Anonymousreply 96August 7, 2020 3:41 AM

Chelsea Clinton would be working the softer side of Sears.

by Anonymousreply 97August 7, 2020 3:42 AM

Zoe Kravitz would be working in a vegan tattoo shoppe, whatever that is.

by Anonymousreply 98August 7, 2020 3:45 AM

No, Ivanka would be a barista at Starbucks. No hairnet for her. Eric might be the shift manager Shake Shack and DTJ would be that Uber driver with a dodge charger.

by Anonymousreply 99August 7, 2020 3:52 AM

Daphne Oz would be a District Manager of some sort of MLM that peddles diet patches or shakes... along the lines of that woman whose husband DLers thought was hot and who killed her and her kids. Daphne's husband however would let her live as she isn't as quite as annoying as that woman and more importantly she spells and pronounces her name in a non-obnoxious manner.

by Anonymousreply 100August 7, 2020 3:54 AM

The Trumps wouldn't be doing honest work. They'd be grifters/scammers

by Anonymousreply 101August 7, 2020 3:54 AM

Yeah it's in the blood r101. They'd get themselves elected to positions in their kids' lives and then steal the Girl Scout Cookie money, the Little League membership fees, the PTA money, etc.

by Anonymousreply 102August 7, 2020 3:58 AM

Sarah Gilbert wouldn't have been pushed into showbiz after her half-sister Melissa's success, and she could've been an overly butch HVAC tech.

by Anonymousreply 103August 7, 2020 3:59 AM

Robert Downey Jr would still be in prison.

by Anonymousreply 104August 7, 2020 3:59 AM

Bitchy Billie Lourds would be working at the DMV.

by Anonymousreply 105August 7, 2020 4:01 AM

Barron Trump would have one of those special Goodwill jobs.

by Anonymousreply 106August 7, 2020 4:18 AM

Chelsea Clinton would be working in the back at Target.

by Anonymousreply 107August 7, 2020 4:24 AM

Asia Argento would frequent the local bar hitting on men for free drinks. She would weasel her way into a relationship with one of the more wealthy looking ones and then live off his money for a while until she got sick of him (or he got sick of her) and then it would be onto the next.

by Anonymousreply 108August 7, 2020 4:26 AM

Chelsea Clinton is actually pretty bright....unlike you and your freeper brethren, r107.

by Anonymousreply 109August 7, 2020 4:35 AM

I am hooker.

by Anonymousreply 110August 7, 2020 4:36 AM

R109: Ha she’s dumb as a rock.

by Anonymousreply 111August 7, 2020 4:39 AM

Justin Trudeau would be the manager at a PF Changs.

by Anonymousreply 112August 7, 2020 4:47 AM

I'm Liza, and I was the staaaah in the Busch Gardenshs (sp?) review 'Surf's Up!' from 1971-73. Water skiers got most of the attention in the background as I sang Beach Boys covers on the lakeside stage, but what little attention I got helped garner a supporting role in a Burt Reynolds Dinner Theatre production of 'Come Back, Little Sheba' in the mid-70s. After that, I hitchhiked to Boca and married an old, gay queen. He passed away in the mid-80s from a mysterious ailment and I inherited everything. Life is sphlendid!

by Anonymousreply 113August 7, 2020 4:51 AM

Melissa Rivers would be an aesthetician, getting paid in fillers and Botox since she'd be doing the job just for fun. She'd still be living off her mother regardless of who her mother was...I think that's in her DNA.

by Anonymousreply 114August 7, 2020 5:15 AM

Hayley Beiber Baldwin or whatever the fuck her name is would be a homely looking waitress at a dumpy function centre in New Jersey, desperately hoping one of the groomsmen gets drunk enough to hit on her. When she finally snags a man, she becomes a soccer mom to twins Radlee and Kaidence. She fills her days with yoga at the Y, grabbing coffee with her gals and getting her acrylic nails done.

by Anonymousreply 115August 7, 2020 6:23 AM

Some of you are selling these people short, IMHO quite a few celebrities are cunning, ambitious, and ruthless enough to make it in some other fields.

Ivanka Trump, for instance, would be a very successful real estate agent, who made it to the top by stealing clients, shafting co-workers, and calling 911 to report drug deals going down at her competitors offices.

Gwynneth Paltrow would be the top personal shopper at her local Nordstroms, her high polish and snooty manner would convince her nouveau-riche clientele that if you pay her enough money you can look like you were born to the gentry.

Meryl Streep would be a professor of history and head of her department, who plays academic politics at Grand Master level.

But of course, Kate Hudson would be a receptionist at a local gym, who plans to become a personal trainer once the settlement from the latest divorce goes through.

by Anonymousreply 116August 7, 2020 7:01 AM

Lorna Luft would've been the manager of a one hour photo. Once everything went digital, she turned to Pampered Chef parties to make some dough.

by Anonymousreply 117August 7, 2020 8:02 AM

If it weren’t for nepotism, none of Gurls would have ever happened.

... except Adam Driver. That hardcore fuckmachine has talent that can shine for any casting director and blow their ass/twat apart!

by Anonymousreply 118August 7, 2020 8:24 AM

sofia coppola?

by Anonymousreply 119August 7, 2020 2:06 PM

"Ha she’s dumb as a rock."

No one thinks that but freepers

by Anonymousreply 120August 7, 2020 4:06 PM

R120: She's never worked a decent day of labor in her life.

by Anonymousreply 121August 8, 2020 1:41 AM

QUICK H-HIVE!!!

SOMEONE IS SAYING SOMETHING SLIGHTLY NEGATIVE ABOUT THE DAUGHTER OF OUR QUEEN!!

NO ONE MAY MAKE *ANY* NEGATIVE COMMENTS, EVEN IN JEST!!!

FREEPERS!!

BORIS!!

BERNIE-BROS!!!

TROLLS!!!

WE MUST DESTROY THEM NOW!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 122August 8, 2020 1:55 AM

Tiffany Trump would be selling Mary Kay cosmetics to the other women in the trailer park.

That or some sort of MLM diet shake

Ivanka would be a senior account executive at an ad or PR agency, the kind that is phony nice to anyone who she thinks can benefit her and a complete bitch to anyone below her.

by Anonymousreply 123August 8, 2020 1:58 AM

Mamie Gummer would be a TGIFriday's bartender. She used to be the hostess, so this was a move up for her.

by Anonymousreply 124August 8, 2020 2:01 AM

I'd be a whore like my step-mother

by Anonymousreply 125August 8, 2020 2:03 AM

Chelsea Clinton received an undergraduate degree at Stanford University and later earned master's degrees from University of Oxford and Columbia University, and a Doctor of Philosophy in international relations from the University of Oxford in 2014.

If it weren't for nepotism, her show would follow Rachel Maddow's on MSNBC, another Oxford PhD.

by Anonymousreply 126August 8, 2020 2:08 AM

[quote] Chelsea Clinton received an undergraduate degree at Stanford University and later earned master's degrees from University of Oxford and Columbia University, and a Doctor of Philosophy in international relations from the University of Oxford in 2014.

Surprisingly, the fact that her father was President of the United States had absolutely nothing to do with her admission to those schools either. She applied under a pseudonym and was accepted anyway.

SMH......

by Anonymousreply 127August 8, 2020 2:10 AM

r127, you make is sound like Trump and Wharton.

Sorry, but she earned those degrees.

by Anonymousreply 128August 8, 2020 2:17 AM

H-Stans never give up in their fervent defense of the Queen and her Only Daughter.

by Anonymousreply 129August 8, 2020 2:20 AM

Children of Democratic politicians can get in to ANY school.

by Anonymousreply 130August 8, 2020 2:36 AM

R121, yes, she did. And she probably has a higher IQ than you.

by Anonymousreply 131August 8, 2020 2:38 AM

r130, but freeper kids have it so rough? LOL. Well-connected kids from both parties have it easier than ordinary people

by Anonymousreply 132August 8, 2020 2:39 AM

R131: She and her husband are both unemployed. They use Clinton Foundation money to pay for their $8 million apartment.

by Anonymousreply 133August 8, 2020 2:40 AM

Melanie Griffith would have been a waitress at Shoneys

Charlie Sheen would be selling used cars and doing coke in the bathroom

The Moore/Willis daughters would be too ugly for normal society and people would throw rocks at them when they walked down the street

Liv Tyler would be a sample girl at perfume counter at Macy’s

Sean Astin would be a Burger King manager

Jamie Lee Curtis would have been allowed to be raised as the boy she is

Brody Jenner would be a weed dealer

Bristol Palin would be on welfare and ridiculed for having multiple baby daddies

by Anonymousreply 134August 8, 2020 2:52 AM

R128 She’s smarter than the Trumpies but she was below average at each of her schools. She definitely benefitted from her father’s position. She’s not very attractive or well-spoken either.

Chelsea doesn’t have her parents‘ ambition and it was tougher to get into good schools during her time than her parents’ time. Her work for her masters at Columbia was subpar. She sucked on television but got a nice payday anyway. Her husband was terrible at his job in finance. She would have gone to NYU and become a therapist, married a lawyer and lived in an unremarkable Upper West Sude apartment.

by Anonymousreply 135August 8, 2020 3:27 AM

LOL, how the hell would you know if her work for her masters at Columbia was subpar? And r133 must be confusing her with the Trumps, who stole money from cancer kids

by Anonymousreply 136August 8, 2020 3:37 AM

Vanessa Redgrave would have owned and managed a left wing bookshop.

by Anonymousreply 137August 8, 2020 4:12 AM

Lynn Redgrave would be a stylishly dressed Weight Watchers leader in Brighton.

by Anonymousreply 138August 8, 2020 4:44 AM

R135 Because I taught there at the same time. She wrote a public health paper that my colleague and office mate graded.

by Anonymousreply 139August 8, 2020 4:47 AM

Gee, wouldn't it be considered unethical for professors to gossip about their students work? I doubt this happened, anyway. The DL freepers really have it out for Chelsea

by Anonymousreply 140August 8, 2020 4:51 AM

Are you kidding? Academia is full of gossip. And Chelsea’s lack of interest was well known. It’s quite common for people to leave the program (she was there for a PhD but left with a Master’s) and the program is not rigorous, like Law School or Medical School.

A lot of people study bullshit at Columbia’s Graduate Schools. We had parties in June where faculty read the titles of papers for Master’s and Doctorates at Columbia Teacher’s College for laughs. They have programs like Nonprofit Studies and Public Health.

By the way, Professors gossip about undergraduates too.

And I’m a hardcore Democrat. Chelsea is earnest and does her homework but she’s not that smart.

by Anonymousreply 141August 8, 2020 4:59 AM

r141, I'd wager she's probably smarter than you.

by Anonymousreply 142August 8, 2020 5:03 AM

It’s not unethical to discuss students’ work. That is how Professor’s decide who to mentor and how should get whom as an advisor. It is common practice. Some students are brilliant and some are so-so.

by Anonymousreply 143August 8, 2020 5:04 AM

R141 You are free to wager as you wish but why are you defending Chelsea’s academic prowess so vehemently?

And on what basis?

by Anonymousreply 144August 8, 2020 5:07 AM

^^ Meant for R142.

by Anonymousreply 145August 8, 2020 5:10 AM

Excellent list r134

by Anonymousreply 146August 9, 2020 3:47 AM

Damn there is a passionate Chelsea Clinton defender here.

Good for her for getting the graduate degrees but there is no way she would have gotten into stanford (or sidwell friends for that matter) without her parents.

Agree with the assessment she would be a therapist (MSW) on the UWS.

by Anonymousreply 147August 9, 2020 4:00 AM

One more Chelsea Clinton thing - my best friend took ballet with her growing up and the Washington school of ballet created a role for her in the nutcracker (she played a special aunt) because she wasn’t a strong enough dancer to get any of the actual featured parts and they couldn’t just stick her in the background apparently.

The Washington ballet had never created any roles in the nutcracker before or after as far as I know.

I saw her dance - she was okay - but not talented. My friend said she was a really lovely person though FWIW. Had the whole ballet class over for a sleepover at the White House.

But yes. Nepotism opens doors everywhere.

by Anonymousreply 148August 9, 2020 4:04 AM

Tucker would have freshly self-styled green hair and rotted-corn nubbin teeth. He’d act like he was interested in stealing your bike, but he’s really coveting your gummy bears.

by Anonymousreply 149August 9, 2020 4:19 AM

Tucker Carlson would be a special needs hire at the local skating arena snack bar. The owner hires the special needs employees because he gets a huge tax break.

by Anonymousreply 150August 9, 2020 3:39 PM

Bindi Irwin and her brother whose name I don't know would be working at the concession stand at the Zoo and not experts on all matters at the Zoo.

by Anonymousreply 151August 9, 2020 7:15 PM

There's no evidence Dante De Blasio did remarkably well at Brooklyn Tech. He probably wouldn't have been accepted to Yale without Daddy. Same goes for Chris Cuomo.

by Anonymousreply 152August 10, 2020 1:37 AM

God only knows how Trump was able to transfer from Fordham to Wharton.

by Anonymousreply 153August 10, 2020 1:40 AM

r153 God and Mary Trump and the rest of the Trump family.

Pseudolo. Fraudo. Circumduco.

by Anonymousreply 154August 10, 2020 5:37 AM

Rumer Willis would be a moody salesgirl at Forever 21.

by Anonymousreply 155August 11, 2020 2:58 AM

Lana del Rey would be working at a hair salon and she’d talk about quitting ever day but never quit.

by Anonymousreply 156August 11, 2020 3:46 AM

Tallulah Willis would be a single mom in Idaho whose kids get taken away from her Bc of substance abuse issues and showing up to school filthy and hungry.

by Anonymousreply 157August 13, 2020 3:34 AM

Trump would be at the bottom of the East River wearing cement shoes for pissing off some low-level mafia creep with his egregious stupidity. His kids would be rotting along with him, trapped in his left testicle.

by Anonymousreply 158August 13, 2020 3:37 AM

Zoe Kazan would be a theater history professor at a liberal arts college in the northeast.

by Anonymousreply 159August 13, 2020 3:46 AM
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