If it wasn't for nepotism, Ivanka would be reporting to her shift at McDonald's.
If It Wasn't For Nepotism, They'd Be Working At...
by Anonymous | reply 159 | August 13, 2020 3:46 AM |
Eric and DJT Jr. would be shift managers at Wawa.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | August 7, 2020 1:11 AM |
If it wasn't for nepotism Ben Platt would just be another annoying loud gay on twitter screaming for attention.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | August 7, 2020 1:11 AM |
Eric and Junior would be stealing cars or selling drugs for money, they aren't the type that could actually hold down a job. Ivanka would be an escort.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | August 7, 2020 1:12 AM |
Nicolas Cage would own a car wash. His son would teach martial arts in a strip mall.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | August 7, 2020 1:13 AM |
If it wasn't for nepotism, the only line Jennifer homewrecker Aniston would have to memorize would be "would you like fries with that" and the homes she wrecked would all be double-wide trailers.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | August 7, 2020 1:13 AM |
Emma Roberts would be beating the shit out of a buck toothed boyfriend in a trailer park somewhere.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | August 7, 2020 1:15 AM |
Cindy Crawford’s kids would be on their 4th trip to rehab after their latest drug or dui arrest. They’d likely work at Claire’s or a movie theatre or anywhere that hires convicted felons.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | August 7, 2020 1:20 AM |
All of Kim Kartrashian’s sisters would be married to has-been black athletes and Karening their way through Brentwood.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | August 7, 2020 1:27 AM |
If it wasn't for nepotism, Hunter Biden would be trying to hit on future baby mamas at his current drug rehab.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | August 7, 2020 1:30 AM |
Meghan McCain would be shouting "Welcome to Dollar Tree" as customers enter.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | August 7, 2020 1:34 AM |
Always thought that Dubya's true competence level would be as a sales manager at a car dealership.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | August 7, 2020 1:45 AM |
Trump would be running cons in his youth, like throwing himself under a car and then suing the driver for millions, slipping in a Walmart and suing for millions.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | August 7, 2020 1:48 AM |
Jenna Bush Hager would be saying "my pleasure" to Chick Fil A customers who thank her at the drive thru window.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | August 7, 2020 1:50 AM |
JFK Jr would have been a personal trainer at Equinox.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | August 7, 2020 1:52 AM |
Kate Hudson would be a yoga instructor.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | August 7, 2020 1:56 AM |
Tucker Carlson would be an asshole security guard with an overinflated sense of importance.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | August 7, 2020 2:12 AM |
Jared Kushner would be a slimy payday lender.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | August 7, 2020 2:13 AM |
You mean like Shylock R18? That's funny because he's Jewish and Jews are money lender, right?
by Anonymous | reply 19 | August 7, 2020 2:14 AM |
Ivanka without her father's money would still have her old face and would be cutting hair at Great Clips.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | August 7, 2020 2:19 AM |
Lucas Hedges would be mopping floors.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | August 7, 2020 2:23 AM |
Jaden Smith would be living in his car.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | August 7, 2020 2:24 AM |
Robert Downey Jr would be a rotting corpse in the back alley of some city's slums. Whether this is due to an overdose or a trick gone wrong is anybody's guess.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | August 7, 2020 2:26 AM |
Ivanka would be in a big Mary Kay pink Cadillac selling counterfeit handbags out of her trunk.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | August 7, 2020 2:28 AM |
Gwenyth Paltrow would be selling MLM essential oils.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | August 7, 2020 2:29 AM |
Rooney Mara would be working the desk at a cheap hipster hotel.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | August 7, 2020 2:29 AM |
Waiting for suggestions for Jerry Van Dyke...
by Anonymous | reply 27 | August 7, 2020 2:32 AM |
Paris Hilton would be painting nails at an old lady salon and getting treatment for early emphysema.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | August 7, 2020 2:33 AM |
I'm waiting for the Lens Dunham predictions.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | August 7, 2020 2:33 AM |
Nicole Ritchie would work at a Starbucks and always be taking breaks in the bathroom to snort coke and look at her phone.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | August 7, 2020 2:34 AM |
Prince Harry would be stacking shelves in Tesco.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | August 7, 2020 2:35 AM |
Lena Dunham would work at a TJ Maxx and she’d be the bitchy fat chick who thinks she’s the manager but she isn’t.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | August 7, 2020 2:35 AM |
What about the Cuomo brothers, what would they be doing?
by Anonymous | reply 33 | August 7, 2020 2:37 AM |
Ben Stiller would be a used car salesman.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | August 7, 2020 2:41 AM |
Anderson Cooper would be unemployed, having worked the men’s cologne counter at Macy’s most of his life.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | August 7, 2020 2:41 AM |
the hot one would be doing gay porn
by Anonymous | reply 36 | August 7, 2020 2:41 AM |
W would be going against his manager by throwing in floor mats AND rust protection.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | August 7, 2020 2:43 AM |
bryce dallas howard?
by Anonymous | reply 38 | August 7, 2020 2:44 AM |
Jaden and Willow Smith would be teaching Hood Yoga classes at the local strip mall.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | August 7, 2020 2:44 AM |
zosia mamet?
by Anonymous | reply 40 | August 7, 2020 2:45 AM |
Johnny Depp’s ugly daughter would be working at Hot Topic and trying to become a TikTok star.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | August 7, 2020 2:46 AM |
Actually Lens would be homeless because she would not have gotten access to psych meds .
by Anonymous | reply 42 | August 7, 2020 2:46 AM |
max irons?
by Anonymous | reply 43 | August 7, 2020 2:46 AM |
Bryce Dallas Howard would be named after somewhere much less affluent: Bryce Detroit Howard, for example.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | August 7, 2020 2:46 AM |
kate hudson?
by Anonymous | reply 45 | August 7, 2020 2:46 AM |
Ah, yes, making fun of fast food employees is truly the pinnacle of tasteful humor.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | August 7, 2020 2:48 AM |
Chet Hanks would be a jobless wigger with less than 400K IG followers. Oh wait, I misunderstood the assignment.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | August 7, 2020 2:48 AM |
anderson cooper could do gay daddy porn, as the bottom of course
by Anonymous | reply 48 | August 7, 2020 2:48 AM |
Dakota Johnson would be a Vegas cocktail waitress.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | August 7, 2020 2:48 AM |
Max Irons would have an OnlyFans and be a personal trainer.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | August 7, 2020 2:49 AM |
jason gould?
by Anonymous | reply 51 | August 7, 2020 2:50 AM |
I’d subscribe r50!
by Anonymous | reply 52 | August 7, 2020 2:50 AM |
The entire Dumpf family would work as garage mechanics, Whorevanka would be a aesthetician who turned tricks on the side.
Goop would be a high dollar escort after her husband dumped her.
The entire Bush family would have some crappy blue collar family run business (cars, septic tanks, building pools) that they did fairly well in and they would lord it over their neighbors for being the richest people in a shitty area.
Dan Levy would be a cunty shop bottom but marry well.
Most of Hollywood would be working as dealers, fast food workers and spa employees.
Max Landis would have been murdered by a friend by the age of sixteen.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | August 7, 2020 2:51 AM |
Beanie Feldstein would be working at Lane Bryant. Except they're going thru bankruptcy and closing stores left and right, so maybe she'd be a hostess at Claim Jumper.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | August 7, 2020 2:52 AM |
Gigi Bryant would still be alive because her father wouldn’t have owned a helicopter to take them a few miles down the highway.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | August 7, 2020 2:52 AM |
Jason Gould would be the father of a viral TikTok sensation and silently envy his child's fame from afar, cursing their name while drinking from a flask at his desk job.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | August 7, 2020 2:53 AM |
Kate Hudson would be a monstrous soccer mom. She'd be a housewife and thus technically unemployed, but she'd teach a Zumba class just for fun.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | August 7, 2020 2:55 AM |
Andrew Cuomo would be a down on his luck owner of a restaurant on Long Island. Chris is his BOH manager who sits on his phone at the bar throwing down drinks. They get into arguments every day in the kitchen that you can hear out in the restaurant.
As someone else said George W. would be an alkie used car salesman.
Miley Cyrus would be a hostess at an Applebees in Nashville.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | August 7, 2020 2:55 AM |
Lourdes Leon would be selling pussy for $5 behind McDonalds
by Anonymous | reply 59 | August 7, 2020 2:55 AM |
Blake Lively would be a stripper.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | August 7, 2020 2:57 AM |
Gwynneth would be married to Dr. Jason Horowitz, one of New York magazine's top-rated plastic surgeons. She, Jason and their three kids would be living in Short Hills, where GP would have a part-time business creating personalized gifts for bar and bat mitzvah favors.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | August 7, 2020 2:58 AM |
Jake Gyllenhaal would be a Starbucks barista. All the fraus hit on him.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | August 7, 2020 2:58 AM |
Kelly Osbourne would be a mean MAC salesperson who calls every customer a Karen when they ask a simple question. She’d drive a 2012 Ford Fiesta with a bunch of bumper stickers and all her clothes would be black.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | August 7, 2020 2:59 AM |
GOOP - housewife with a Xanax addiction
Donald Trump - running a Ponzi scheme
by Anonymous | reply 64 | August 7, 2020 3:00 AM |
Brooklyn Beckham would be aspiring to management at Fonehouse.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | August 7, 2020 3:01 AM |
Bella Hadid would be mucking out horse stables and teaching little rich kids how to ride ponies. They'd laugh at her being named Bella when she looks like such a beast.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | August 7, 2020 3:02 AM |
Chet Haze - crack dealer
by Anonymous | reply 67 | August 7, 2020 3:03 AM |
Ronan Farrow would be a librarian.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | August 7, 2020 3:04 AM |
Paris Jackson would work in an American Apparel...are those even still around? If not, an Auntie Anne's Pretzels at the same mall where the AA used to be. She'd also be 50 lbs heavier due to no access to drugs or pills.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | August 7, 2020 3:04 AM |
Michael Douglas-retired community college instructor
by Anonymous | reply 70 | August 7, 2020 3:04 AM |
Lens would be the ultimate cubefrau. She'd flirt with the guys in IT and go home and insert pebbles to get off. She'd also be that coworker who talks way too loudly about their myriad personal problems, takes sick days weekly, and is first into the lunchroom and last to leave. Her desk features an oil diffuser, a Starbucks keep cup and the top drawer houses packets of sweet biscuits.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | August 7, 2020 3:07 AM |
R62 Meanwhile, Maggie Gyllenhaal would be the sour-faced manager who shoos the frauen away and rips Jake a new one for flirting on the clock.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | August 7, 2020 3:08 AM |
Ivanka Trump - office manager
Eric Trump - unemployed glue sniffer
by Anonymous | reply 73 | August 7, 2020 3:08 AM |
Scott Eastwood would work at Lowe’s and demonstrate how to properly cut wood.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | August 7, 2020 3:10 AM |
Sofia Richie would work at Sephora. She would also be the side piece of a middle aged banker.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | August 7, 2020 3:11 AM |
Lisa Marie Presley - professional bingo player
by Anonymous | reply 76 | August 7, 2020 3:11 AM |
Hunter Biden would be a show salesman.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | August 7, 2020 3:12 AM |
Rand Paul would be driving a Walmart truck, seeing as he has no college degree.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | August 7, 2020 3:13 AM |
Tiffany Trump would be a REMAX agent and also coach her daughter's cheer squad.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | August 7, 2020 3:14 AM |
Dinah Manoff would now be retired from Regis Hair Salons, where she would've been a stylist, manager, and product educator for 40 years at various Regis and MasterCuts locations. She still cuts hair for friends in the bonus room of her suburban house.
Nancy Sinatra would've been a stay-at-home housewife. The only boots she would've ever walked in were rain boots as a small child.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | August 7, 2020 3:14 AM |
Barron Trump would be a grocery store greeter.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | August 7, 2020 3:15 AM |
Isabella Cruise would be normal.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | August 7, 2020 3:18 AM |
Angelina Jolie would an often fired makeup artist at various malls.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | August 7, 2020 3:18 AM |
Tori Spelling would be a small-town TV weathergirl.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | August 7, 2020 3:19 AM |
Ben Stiller would be an angry little marathon runner who works at Footlocker.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | August 7, 2020 3:19 AM |
Tori Spelling would've been an unwed teenaged mother, hooking full-time to pay the trailer rent. Through sheer tenacity, she would've made it to Beverly Hills on a bus to interview to become the assistant to one Carole Gene Marer. Carole Gene is an old spinster, who never found love since Aaron Spelling and Carolyn Jones never divorced. Tori would act as laundress/assistant/eBay seller for lonely Carole Gene. On the modest salary of $13/hour, she'd buy a used Ford Fiesta to get her to and from the trailer park to Beverly Hills for work. Tori would bristle whenever watching reruns of '90210', as Aaron's daughter Jessica had no discernable acting talent whilst playing Donna Martin.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | August 7, 2020 3:25 AM |
Ireland Baldwin would be living in a trailer, working at a diner and smoke a pack a day. Her issues with men stem from her daddy calling her a thoughtless little pig.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | August 7, 2020 3:25 AM |
Donald Trump Jr. - girls swim coach who gropes the girls against their will
by Anonymous | reply 88 | August 7, 2020 3:26 AM |
Marlo Thomas--sans 17 nose jobs--would've found work as a waitress at a Lebanese restaurant. Still relatively a looker without any work done, all the single businessmen would come in and say they wanted "That Girl" (pointing at Marlo) to wait on them.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | August 7, 2020 3:28 AM |
Jamie Lee Curtis would be a tough as nails schoolteacher who'd demand her students be more responsible and make better choices.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | August 7, 2020 3:30 AM |
Rocco Ritchie would be cutting hair at a hipster barbershop and doing steampunk cosplay on the weekend.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | August 7, 2020 3:30 AM |
Melania would be the ex-hooker wife of the mayor of Ljubljana.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | August 7, 2020 3:34 AM |
Billie Lourd would be a mousy sales assistant at a secondhand bookstore. She goes home to her cats.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | August 7, 2020 3:35 AM |
Carrie Fisher--RIP--would've been a bubbly RN before being caught stealing painkillers in the late 80s. Reprimanded twice and finally fired from the hospital, she would've started fresh and become a Weight Watchers consultant before retiring in Laughlin, NV.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | August 7, 2020 3:36 AM |
Chelsea Clinton is a Montessori teacher.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | August 7, 2020 3:37 AM |
Kelly Osbourne would be scrubbing toilets at a Mexican restaurant.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | August 7, 2020 3:41 AM |
Chelsea Clinton would be working the softer side of Sears.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | August 7, 2020 3:42 AM |
Zoe Kravitz would be working in a vegan tattoo shoppe, whatever that is.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | August 7, 2020 3:45 AM |
No, Ivanka would be a barista at Starbucks. No hairnet for her. Eric might be the shift manager Shake Shack and DTJ would be that Uber driver with a dodge charger.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | August 7, 2020 3:52 AM |
Daphne Oz would be a District Manager of some sort of MLM that peddles diet patches or shakes... along the lines of that woman whose husband DLers thought was hot and who killed her and her kids. Daphne's husband however would let her live as she isn't as quite as annoying as that woman and more importantly she spells and pronounces her name in a non-obnoxious manner.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | August 7, 2020 3:54 AM |
The Trumps wouldn't be doing honest work. They'd be grifters/scammers
by Anonymous | reply 101 | August 7, 2020 3:54 AM |
Yeah it's in the blood r101. They'd get themselves elected to positions in their kids' lives and then steal the Girl Scout Cookie money, the Little League membership fees, the PTA money, etc.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | August 7, 2020 3:58 AM |
Sarah Gilbert wouldn't have been pushed into showbiz after her half-sister Melissa's success, and she could've been an overly butch HVAC tech.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | August 7, 2020 3:59 AM |
Robert Downey Jr would still be in prison.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | August 7, 2020 3:59 AM |
Bitchy Billie Lourds would be working at the DMV.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | August 7, 2020 4:01 AM |
Barron Trump would have one of those special Goodwill jobs.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | August 7, 2020 4:18 AM |
Chelsea Clinton would be working in the back at Target.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | August 7, 2020 4:24 AM |
Asia Argento would frequent the local bar hitting on men for free drinks. She would weasel her way into a relationship with one of the more wealthy looking ones and then live off his money for a while until she got sick of him (or he got sick of her) and then it would be onto the next.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | August 7, 2020 4:26 AM |
Chelsea Clinton is actually pretty bright....unlike you and your freeper brethren, r107.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | August 7, 2020 4:35 AM |
I am hooker.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | August 7, 2020 4:36 AM |
R109: Ha she’s dumb as a rock.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | August 7, 2020 4:39 AM |
Justin Trudeau would be the manager at a PF Changs.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | August 7, 2020 4:47 AM |
I'm Liza, and I was the staaaah in the Busch Gardenshs (sp?) review 'Surf's Up!' from 1971-73. Water skiers got most of the attention in the background as I sang Beach Boys covers on the lakeside stage, but what little attention I got helped garner a supporting role in a Burt Reynolds Dinner Theatre production of 'Come Back, Little Sheba' in the mid-70s. After that, I hitchhiked to Boca and married an old, gay queen. He passed away in the mid-80s from a mysterious ailment and I inherited everything. Life is sphlendid!
by Anonymous | reply 113 | August 7, 2020 4:51 AM |
Melissa Rivers would be an aesthetician, getting paid in fillers and Botox since she'd be doing the job just for fun. She'd still be living off her mother regardless of who her mother was...I think that's in her DNA.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | August 7, 2020 5:15 AM |
Hayley Beiber Baldwin or whatever the fuck her name is would be a homely looking waitress at a dumpy function centre in New Jersey, desperately hoping one of the groomsmen gets drunk enough to hit on her. When she finally snags a man, she becomes a soccer mom to twins Radlee and Kaidence. She fills her days with yoga at the Y, grabbing coffee with her gals and getting her acrylic nails done.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | August 7, 2020 6:23 AM |
Some of you are selling these people short, IMHO quite a few celebrities are cunning, ambitious, and ruthless enough to make it in some other fields.
Ivanka Trump, for instance, would be a very successful real estate agent, who made it to the top by stealing clients, shafting co-workers, and calling 911 to report drug deals going down at her competitors offices.
Gwynneth Paltrow would be the top personal shopper at her local Nordstroms, her high polish and snooty manner would convince her nouveau-riche clientele that if you pay her enough money you can look like you were born to the gentry.
Meryl Streep would be a professor of history and head of her department, who plays academic politics at Grand Master level.
But of course, Kate Hudson would be a receptionist at a local gym, who plans to become a personal trainer once the settlement from the latest divorce goes through.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | August 7, 2020 7:01 AM |
Lorna Luft would've been the manager of a one hour photo. Once everything went digital, she turned to Pampered Chef parties to make some dough.
by Anonymous | reply 117 | August 7, 2020 8:02 AM |
If it weren’t for nepotism, none of Gurls would have ever happened.
... except Adam Driver. That hardcore fuckmachine has talent that can shine for any casting director and blow their ass/twat apart!
by Anonymous | reply 118 | August 7, 2020 8:24 AM |
sofia coppola?
by Anonymous | reply 119 | August 7, 2020 2:06 PM |
"Ha she’s dumb as a rock."
No one thinks that but freepers
by Anonymous | reply 120 | August 7, 2020 4:06 PM |
R120: She's never worked a decent day of labor in her life.
by Anonymous | reply 121 | August 8, 2020 1:41 AM |
QUICK H-HIVE!!!
SOMEONE IS SAYING SOMETHING SLIGHTLY NEGATIVE ABOUT THE DAUGHTER OF OUR QUEEN!!
NO ONE MAY MAKE *ANY* NEGATIVE COMMENTS, EVEN IN JEST!!!
FREEPERS!!
BORIS!!
BERNIE-BROS!!!
TROLLS!!!
WE MUST DESTROY THEM NOW!!!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 122 | August 8, 2020 1:55 AM |
Tiffany Trump would be selling Mary Kay cosmetics to the other women in the trailer park.
That or some sort of MLM diet shake
Ivanka would be a senior account executive at an ad or PR agency, the kind that is phony nice to anyone who she thinks can benefit her and a complete bitch to anyone below her.
by Anonymous | reply 123 | August 8, 2020 1:58 AM |
Mamie Gummer would be a TGIFriday's bartender. She used to be the hostess, so this was a move up for her.
by Anonymous | reply 124 | August 8, 2020 2:01 AM |
I'd be a whore like my step-mother
by Anonymous | reply 125 | August 8, 2020 2:03 AM |
Chelsea Clinton received an undergraduate degree at Stanford University and later earned master's degrees from University of Oxford and Columbia University, and a Doctor of Philosophy in international relations from the University of Oxford in 2014.
If it weren't for nepotism, her show would follow Rachel Maddow's on MSNBC, another Oxford PhD.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | August 8, 2020 2:08 AM |
[quote] Chelsea Clinton received an undergraduate degree at Stanford University and later earned master's degrees from University of Oxford and Columbia University, and a Doctor of Philosophy in international relations from the University of Oxford in 2014.
Surprisingly, the fact that her father was President of the United States had absolutely nothing to do with her admission to those schools either. She applied under a pseudonym and was accepted anyway.
SMH......
by Anonymous | reply 127 | August 8, 2020 2:10 AM |
r127, you make is sound like Trump and Wharton.
Sorry, but she earned those degrees.
by Anonymous | reply 128 | August 8, 2020 2:17 AM |
H-Stans never give up in their fervent defense of the Queen and her Only Daughter.
by Anonymous | reply 129 | August 8, 2020 2:20 AM |
Children of Democratic politicians can get in to ANY school.
by Anonymous | reply 130 | August 8, 2020 2:36 AM |
R121, yes, she did. And she probably has a higher IQ than you.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | August 8, 2020 2:38 AM |
r130, but freeper kids have it so rough? LOL. Well-connected kids from both parties have it easier than ordinary people
by Anonymous | reply 132 | August 8, 2020 2:39 AM |
R131: She and her husband are both unemployed. They use Clinton Foundation money to pay for their $8 million apartment.
by Anonymous | reply 133 | August 8, 2020 2:40 AM |
Melanie Griffith would have been a waitress at Shoneys
Charlie Sheen would be selling used cars and doing coke in the bathroom
The Moore/Willis daughters would be too ugly for normal society and people would throw rocks at them when they walked down the street
Liv Tyler would be a sample girl at perfume counter at Macy’s
Sean Astin would be a Burger King manager
Jamie Lee Curtis would have been allowed to be raised as the boy she is
Brody Jenner would be a weed dealer
Bristol Palin would be on welfare and ridiculed for having multiple baby daddies
by Anonymous | reply 134 | August 8, 2020 2:52 AM |
R128 She’s smarter than the Trumpies but she was below average at each of her schools. She definitely benefitted from her father’s position. She’s not very attractive or well-spoken either.
Chelsea doesn’t have her parents‘ ambition and it was tougher to get into good schools during her time than her parents’ time. Her work for her masters at Columbia was subpar. She sucked on television but got a nice payday anyway. Her husband was terrible at his job in finance. She would have gone to NYU and become a therapist, married a lawyer and lived in an unremarkable Upper West Sude apartment.
by Anonymous | reply 135 | August 8, 2020 3:27 AM |
LOL, how the hell would you know if her work for her masters at Columbia was subpar? And r133 must be confusing her with the Trumps, who stole money from cancer kids
by Anonymous | reply 136 | August 8, 2020 3:37 AM |
Vanessa Redgrave would have owned and managed a left wing bookshop.
by Anonymous | reply 137 | August 8, 2020 4:12 AM |
Lynn Redgrave would be a stylishly dressed Weight Watchers leader in Brighton.
by Anonymous | reply 138 | August 8, 2020 4:44 AM |
R135 Because I taught there at the same time. She wrote a public health paper that my colleague and office mate graded.
by Anonymous | reply 139 | August 8, 2020 4:47 AM |
Gee, wouldn't it be considered unethical for professors to gossip about their students work? I doubt this happened, anyway. The DL freepers really have it out for Chelsea
by Anonymous | reply 140 | August 8, 2020 4:51 AM |
Are you kidding? Academia is full of gossip. And Chelsea’s lack of interest was well known. It’s quite common for people to leave the program (she was there for a PhD but left with a Master’s) and the program is not rigorous, like Law School or Medical School.
A lot of people study bullshit at Columbia’s Graduate Schools. We had parties in June where faculty read the titles of papers for Master’s and Doctorates at Columbia Teacher’s College for laughs. They have programs like Nonprofit Studies and Public Health.
By the way, Professors gossip about undergraduates too.
And I’m a hardcore Democrat. Chelsea is earnest and does her homework but she’s not that smart.
by Anonymous | reply 141 | August 8, 2020 4:59 AM |
r141, I'd wager she's probably smarter than you.
by Anonymous | reply 142 | August 8, 2020 5:03 AM |
It’s not unethical to discuss students’ work. That is how Professor’s decide who to mentor and how should get whom as an advisor. It is common practice. Some students are brilliant and some are so-so.
by Anonymous | reply 143 | August 8, 2020 5:04 AM |
R141 You are free to wager as you wish but why are you defending Chelsea’s academic prowess so vehemently?
And on what basis?
by Anonymous | reply 144 | August 8, 2020 5:07 AM |
^^ Meant for R142.
by Anonymous | reply 145 | August 8, 2020 5:10 AM |
Excellent list r134
by Anonymous | reply 146 | August 9, 2020 3:47 AM |
Damn there is a passionate Chelsea Clinton defender here.
Good for her for getting the graduate degrees but there is no way she would have gotten into stanford (or sidwell friends for that matter) without her parents.
Agree with the assessment she would be a therapist (MSW) on the UWS.
by Anonymous | reply 147 | August 9, 2020 4:00 AM |
One more Chelsea Clinton thing - my best friend took ballet with her growing up and the Washington school of ballet created a role for her in the nutcracker (she played a special aunt) because she wasn’t a strong enough dancer to get any of the actual featured parts and they couldn’t just stick her in the background apparently.
The Washington ballet had never created any roles in the nutcracker before or after as far as I know.
I saw her dance - she was okay - but not talented. My friend said she was a really lovely person though FWIW. Had the whole ballet class over for a sleepover at the White House.
But yes. Nepotism opens doors everywhere.
by Anonymous | reply 148 | August 9, 2020 4:04 AM |
Tucker would have freshly self-styled green hair and rotted-corn nubbin teeth. He’d act like he was interested in stealing your bike, but he’s really coveting your gummy bears.
by Anonymous | reply 149 | August 9, 2020 4:19 AM |
Tucker Carlson would be a special needs hire at the local skating arena snack bar. The owner hires the special needs employees because he gets a huge tax break.
by Anonymous | reply 150 | August 9, 2020 3:39 PM |
Bindi Irwin and her brother whose name I don't know would be working at the concession stand at the Zoo and not experts on all matters at the Zoo.
by Anonymous | reply 151 | August 9, 2020 7:15 PM |
There's no evidence Dante De Blasio did remarkably well at Brooklyn Tech. He probably wouldn't have been accepted to Yale without Daddy. Same goes for Chris Cuomo.
by Anonymous | reply 152 | August 10, 2020 1:37 AM |
God only knows how Trump was able to transfer from Fordham to Wharton.
by Anonymous | reply 153 | August 10, 2020 1:40 AM |
r153 God and Mary Trump and the rest of the Trump family.
Pseudolo. Fraudo. Circumduco.
by Anonymous | reply 154 | August 10, 2020 5:37 AM |
Rumer Willis would be a moody salesgirl at Forever 21.
by Anonymous | reply 155 | August 11, 2020 2:58 AM |
Lana del Rey would be working at a hair salon and she’d talk about quitting ever day but never quit.
by Anonymous | reply 156 | August 11, 2020 3:46 AM |
Tallulah Willis would be a single mom in Idaho whose kids get taken away from her Bc of substance abuse issues and showing up to school filthy and hungry.
by Anonymous | reply 157 | August 13, 2020 3:34 AM |
Trump would be at the bottom of the East River wearing cement shoes for pissing off some low-level mafia creep with his egregious stupidity. His kids would be rotting along with him, trapped in his left testicle.
by Anonymous | reply 158 | August 13, 2020 3:37 AM |
Zoe Kazan would be a theater history professor at a liberal arts college in the northeast.
by Anonymous | reply 159 | August 13, 2020 3:46 AM |