Which one of you created this official Datalounge commercial?

No Vivian Vance?

That was wonderful! Nicely done.

Colto, Crawford and drained pasta!

All the essentials.

Love it

Duke's!

There should've been a tiara in there somehow.

Kevin from the comments need to learn how to use a camera.

Oh my goodness. DIVINE!

This just highlights once again the sheer insanity of Phyllis *not streaming anywhere.*

^ Fuck you are right, not up anywhere at all.

Love it!

I think we need something akin to the Lincoln project -to put out DL commercials!

Brilliant! Could have been 3 hours with an intermission.

It has its charms, I suppose.

That was hysterical. And now I have 'Phyllis' stuck in my head, which isn't a bad thing. Here's the link to the whole series on YouTube, for those of you missing it.

Have no fear, Boots. She’ll be streaming soon enough. (Cynical chuckle)

Brilliant! Are there any more?

No, 2017 was peak Datalounge.

What a pity because it needs an update R18. Is anyone game to try updating it?

Sweet Fancy Moses!

I almost spit out my cak and graxy while watching it!

Hilarious. I lost it @ the drained pasta. And then I died @ "I have no money even though I post on DL that I make $250,000 per year."

Psycho Brandon > porn Brandon. Better looking. Bigger dick.

That was timeless.

Oh fank you!!

I was afraid to ask what Phyllis was. From the sound of it, I assumed it was some flop 70s musical that's discussed when everyone tires of Follies chatter. I started watching the first episode posted upthread. Pretty funny. Then I read the Wikipedia on the show and saw that Ethel Merman's ex daughter-in-law was on the show, but only for three episodes because she was killed in a double-homicide that was never solved. Yikes!

It's too good.

A+!!!

Tickled me to no end!

I might've missed it, but I didn't see any bread pudding.

Fun, well done!

No r18, 2004-2007 was peak DL, imho.

[quote]Psycho Brandon > porn Brandon. Better looking. Bigger dick.

To be fair, even Bea Arthur had a bigger dick than porn Brandon.

[quote]No, 2017 was peak Datalounge.

Newbie.

So funny! Love my Datalounge fam 😍

I, too, completely lost it at the pasta. Good lord this place is insane and I love it

That song is now a Disney song since the Fox buyout makes them successor-in-interest to MTM Productions.

Nice, but it was missing earrings, caftans, graxy, and shitbra.

Great! May I just enquire what the mayo was referring to?

It's missing BILL TAYLOR, Joel, and everything R37 pointed out.

It definitely could have used a shitbra

Is the Andy Cohen quote real? I didn't know he ever came here.

Wait! I've been spending so much time over the last quarter-century at this site. I can only say "Bravo!"

I remember watching this a few yesrs ago, lol.

While we're at it ... the flyer for the Datalounge Autograph Show 2019 ...

Love, love, love.

Best thing eva.

Wonderful!

Today, it'd prolly need more tranny hatred and racism.

I seriously SCREAMED when the drained pasta showed up.

MARY!

That was fabulous! The pasta lol

Any future commercial must have this, though.

[quote]Today, it'd prolly need more tranny hatred and racism.

You mean like this?

No twin towers?

Mahvelous.

Could have used a gargoyle on the rooftop and a soft-butch sous chef.

It also needs cane face.

and

R44 LOL!

I didn't know Cheryl had a last name!

R57, that pic was from the attached thread in response to R174 there. And I only know that because the pic is from me.

I just smoked and happened upon this thread. My stomach hurts from laughing so hard.

R58 You're a sick, twisted bitch.

I LOVE YOU

Glad to see we made the cut! What would DataLounge be without us here!

Funny video but untrue: DL is not the cruelest place on the internet. Not even close.

Some of us did NOT make the cut....

I was waiting for Helen Lawson!

This commercial is complete shit! Somebody hand me a wastebasket to piss in!!!

R38 ... maybe this will help? Now go die in a grease fire, you lazy cunt

I loved it. But it was missing a moose. Just my opinion.

If there is a remake, I would like to see reference to Tootie, The Musical, a thread that was intended to be about Tootsie, The Musical but because of an errant typo, got co-opted by ridiculous musical references to Mrs. Garrett and the girls from The Facts of Life. It made me howl with laughter.

That, and from only a few months ago, "Sloppy Joes, The Reckoning."

We also need a shot of the SURE JAN gif.

I think there was another version of the commercial... I remember commenting that it was missing someone dialing a phone with a pencil

Next commercial should also honor the Larry King threads.

And a nice Sure, Jan GIF is always welcome.

The sequel commercial also needs Jackie On Assistance, Darfur Orphan, Matt & Nestor, Miss Lindsey, nasty Ellen, and the list goes on. Whenever the next one is made, it'll immediately be outdated by another ridiculous reference on here.

I wish that person would make a part 2!

[quote]Glad to see we made the cut! What would DataLounge be without us here!

Well, DL has seemingly been without your for the past six months, if not longer. WHET Tommy and Gio?

R58---I missed you SO MUCH this past Christmas '19!!! Please say you will be baking some fruitcakes for Christmas this year of unending shit, 2020!

Extra green cherries & pineapple bits in my fruit cake, puhlease!

[quote] It's missing BILL TAYLOR

Was BILL here in 2017? This may have been before his time.

I can’t believe how many of you missed this the first time around.

And yes, the Andy Cohen quote is real.

Have Andy Cohen and Mindy Cohn ever been in the same room?

Thanks, R75, that's very sweet. But "extra" green cherries and pineapple?! I've got to be fair, but firm, in saying -- Go fuck yourself! You'll get what I bake you!

Who's flexing right after the Duke's mayo bit?

The next video needs a grease fire.

r80 Thank you!!!

Damn whoever made this....the Phyllis theme has been an earworm in my head for days now!

As a relatively recent DLer (3 years) I’m ashamed to admit I don’t know the pasta joke.

R83 Both the Duke's bit and the pasta bit are similar - referencing huge debates where posters went ballistic.

e.g.

Haha. That was great. I loved the disclaimer at the very end.

Needs a 2020 update. The year from hell! It should include a bit of that older library commercial. I have never - I think it's called.

[quote]I was afraid to ask what Phyllis was. From the sound of it, I assumed it was some flop 70s musical that's discussed when everyone tires of Follies chatter.

The theme song was a bitchy parody of "Mame."

I loved the drained pasta and Duke's mayo! R87, an update would have to include the marine who breaks in and fucks everybody. He's becoming one of my favorites.

I would only add some used textbooks and a shot of a smoking gargoyle and another of Heath Ledger in his role as “Joker.”