Sad euphemisms for gayness that people are still using in 2020

He’s very religious

He hasn’t found the right girl

He’s asexual

fluid questioning queer open-minded woke hates labels

His high school sweetheart died and he never got over her!

Is he musical?

He’s a very busy Senator.

Does cocksucker apply?

He's in a long distance relationship.

light in the loafers

has a girlfriend who lives in Europe

Anything ever said about Lindsey Graham in the mainstream media

He’s a trained ballet dancer

He's played father to a Cuban refugee, the son of one of his ex-girlfriends, so he doesn't have time to date.

He's America's fittest congressman

He also uses those knee pads for prayer.

He's one of those boys.

He reminds me of those swallows from San Juan Capistrano.

He's thinking about joining the priesthood

He’s a pole smokin’ homoronio.

He only dates in Europe.

His girlfriend is a Japenese flautiist.

"He broke up with Olivia Munn, but now he's dating Irina Shayk."

He’s the sole soprano with The Whiffenpoofs.

He just adopted a son from Cuba

He's just too busy fixing up his house and playing touch football on the weekends.

He makes sad threads with not wit or anything new in the responses.

She has countless loyalty points wIth U-Haul, Home Depot and the LPGA Tour.

"I don't believe in labels". Because he's gay.

My girlfriend, who lives in Canada (and her name is Alberta and she sucks like a hoover).

I've always liked "Friend of Dorothy". Is this sad or derogatory?

None of the above.

He's not gay, there's nothing unusual about two friends over 40 living together. They're saving money!

He's dating in Europe.

He believes in Harrison Ford, Marlon Brando, Robert De Niro, Al Pacino code of silence.

Vin Diesel has said all of the above regarding himself btw.

He does musical theatre.

Sexuality isn’t part of his identity... even if he were gay, I can’t picture him ever dating or having sex.

He likes to keep his private life private.

Sounds like every closeted gay actor thread on DL.

Sounds like every closeted gay actor thread on DL.

"Big Fagola"

His peter teeters the other way.

The Metoo movement ruined it for him.

He can't find a woman willing to deal with busy traveling schedule.

He fell hard for Sonja Henie and nobody else could fill her shoes.

He’s married to his career.

It’s a phase.

Hasn’t found the right girl.

He travels a lot.

Spends a lot of time with his buddies.

david muir—all the above.

He's taking care of his mother.

He licks the other side of the stamp.

R40. Liberace

He's heroflexable. Not gay.

He's too busy teaching improv comedy to house Fraus and 50 something wannabes who just started falling their dream of becoming middle aged actors.

He's too busy being an important news anchor to get a date!

"They share a house."

"two years from now he'll be successful, if not in jail"

Still using in 2020? They all sound like 1950.

He's a hobo.

Another gay bashing troll thread. Ancient or strange, supposed euphemisms no one has ever used. Fuck off OP and those who took the bait.

He's touring Scotland with Richard Madden.

r53, time for your Xanax, dear

Those are euphemisms OP?

I was thinking more like "He's got a little sugar in his tank." Which is what I used to hear old Black folks say.

R55 Take the gas pipe, dear.

Blacks folks are fond of "He seems sweet." I don't think it's used for lesbians.

Once read an obit. that skirted around the gay word with "A confirmed bachelor, x was a lover of light operatic music."

[quote]He fell hard for Sonja Henie and nobody else could fill her shoes.

Not to mention her skates.

Jake Gyllenhaal

She's a tennis fan.

We're image consultants.

He hasn't gotten over that breakup with Taylor Swift.

known as a devout Catholic ....

.... said to currently be dating model [insert name]

at some point followed by:

-- reportedly has just broken up with model [insert name]

Pickle Puffer.

Nancy Boy.

Special Someone.

Precocious.

He's having a baby with Irina Shayk

How can he date when he has to spend all his spare time watching over his nephew Joel.

His girlfriend lives in Canada.

smelling cookies

Datalounger

Caftan and earrings wearer.

He's in love with Rosario Dawson

Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free.?

The translation I lift my legs for da cock.

R53 Is a PR person mad that all of their excuses are put on blast.

Shirt-lifter

A practitioner of the love that dare not speak its name.

He was "discovered" by Steven Spielberg

turd-burglar

Kevin Spacey helped him get started in showbiz

Iron hoof

Reminds me of this,

"Look at the state of that iron!"

He is sewing his wild oats. He's a ladies man. He is playing the field. He has callouses on his ears because his ankles have been rubbing up against them.

He’s so into the arts.

He sees a lot of plays.

He knows all the latest gossip.

For lesbians:

She's shy

She's a late bloomer

She's building her career

She's waiting to date

She's athletic

She's figuring herself out (implied: with women)

She's just a tomboy

He's exploring his sexuality

He made the military his career and never had time for a wife.

He smells of cum and amyl.

[quote]He is sewing his wild oats.

Oh, dear.

She wears sensible shoes.

Cane face

He's married to football

He's a Republican congressman

He walks on the other side of the street.

Faggot

Musical

He likes men. I'm not saying that's bad-- I'm just saying he likes men.

Bats (or plays) for the other team.

He doesn't date outside his program.

Queer cunt

He's really just a nerd -- watch him install a hard drive into his computer. He's so into gaming that he doesn't notice much of anything else.

She plays softball.

Friend of Dorothy- which I love.

Friend of Dorothy- which I love.

[quote] He's married to his job

Sad to say I’ve used this one before for myself.

He's bisexual.

Anyone still play the pronoun and gender game? Like, his SO is abroad.

He's just flamboyant.

r109, a lot of actors still do the pronoun thing.

Saw this on twitter and thought it was funny. It's about all the euphemisms museums use to tiptoe around the gayness of an artist

Jake Gyllenhaal