Will Santa Have A Mask This Year?

Yes

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No, because he will have died during the second round of Covid that enveloped the world in late October. The since the elves were not able to procure the resources necessary to produce the toys, Christmas 2020 is CANCELLED.

He can just stay on the roof and drop the toys down the chimney. Don't have a chimney? Maybe he can send you an Amazon gift card.

get ready for all the Christmas and holiday themed masks

Santa will definitely be wearing a mask. And I predict the new "in" thing will be plasticized wrapping papers that you can spray with Lysol or wipe down with other disinfectants upon receipt.

Santa will not only be wearing a mask, he’ll be delivering Covid-19 immunizations to all the good boys and girls.

Bad boys and girls will be answering subpoenas and criminal summonses from the SDNY and Manhattan DA’s office.

Elves will be masked, but reindeer are unaffected and so will not.

He’ll be wearing a mask, but the bitch will still be spreading the virus because he can’t pass up the cookies and milk.

Oh, you’re getting it little Becky!

The Grinch will be staying the hell out of Who-town.

I'm new here. What does "bumping" a thread mean? Also, what do the numbers mean at the far right of the list on the right-hand side of the screen? I'd really appreciate a serious answer. Thanks.

What will the sows do without the luncheon?

Black Friday will cause a nationwide explosion of the COVID-flu hybrid virus.

Christmas will be canceled.

[quote] Elves will be masked, but reindeer are unaffected and so will not.

Thank goodness, R7! Rudolph can't wear a mask because it would obscure his glowing red nose and the whole team plus sleigh would crash!

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r14, Many thanks for the info. I appreciate you taking the time to answer all of my questions. Cheers.

I’m only glad that the Christmas Mouse isn’t alive to see all this horror {sob}

Santa should wear Michael Myers' mask.

Svetlana and her coworkers at Western Electric survived the Spanish Flu so they might be able to offer some perspective.

Santa is DEAD! He died months ago of the Rona when we stopped counting. One old fat bearded guy look just like the next. Besides, he had an underlying condition, don't you remember that one year Rudolph had to take charge and lead the way?

CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED!

Santa will wear a mask. The reindeer will be placed 6 ft apart while pulling the sled. Some elves have refused to go back to work. Those that are working will have to be placed 6 ft apart and have to fully assemble the toys they are making; no more assembly line. Little Bobby may not want to ride that new bike until Mom or Dad has tighten the nuts, bolts, and screws! Expect lots of Hula Hoops, kids!

On a side note, I've noticed my local Shop Rite selling Hula Hoops and they are being bought quite often.