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Ireland's National Health Service Urges "Phone Sex Only" During Pandemic

Young people are being asked to choose having sex online or over the phone to stop the spread of Covid-19.

It says people should consider masturbating or having 'phone sex' or 'internet sex' to avoid close contact as the country continues to battle against the spread of the coronavirus.

See all you Dataloungers were Irish patriotic and didn't know it.

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by Anonymousreply 5August 4, 2020 5:55 PM

Will they be providing Chaturbate tokens as an incentive? If so, sign me up!

by Anonymousreply 1August 4, 2020 9:40 AM

Will 976 numbers come back?

I read they used to be huge in the US.

by Anonymousreply 2August 4, 2020 9:44 AM

You couldn’t make this shit up

by Anonymousreply 3August 4, 2020 12:54 PM

Like that'll work

by Anonymousreply 4August 4, 2020 5:51 PM

The extra "E" is for extra pee!

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by Anonymousreply 5August 4, 2020 5:55 PM
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