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I see NOTHING odd about his body. He's quite fit. So what he has some moods - plenty of guys his age do. What's wrong with you, OP? Are you the creepy troll on DL who's been obsessed about Damon's body for years? Post your pics!
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | August 4, 2020 1:06 AM |
I don't know what you're talking about, OP. Looks like he has a decent body for a middle aged guy. Do you expect most middle aged men look like fitness models?
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | August 4, 2020 1:06 AM |
moods = moods! :)
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | August 4, 2020 1:07 AM |
His body looks delicious in that picture. Wonder what his ass looks like at that weight.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | August 4, 2020 1:08 AM |
He's 50, right. Good body for 50.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | August 4, 2020 1:09 AM |
Compared to what most 50 year-old American men look like, he's in great shape.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | August 4, 2020 1:10 AM |
Agree with r2
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | August 4, 2020 1:11 AM |
OP, despite your obsession with him, he is past his prime. No one but you cares about this middle-aged hasbeen actor's body.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | August 4, 2020 1:14 AM |
I don't think this thread is going the way the OP thought it would.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | August 4, 2020 1:16 AM |
He is still cute to me. Has a bit of a dad bod but looks healthy.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | August 4, 2020 1:30 AM |
He's not bad for almost 50. You're body sags as you get older (not just you're tits). Not much you can do about it.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | August 4, 2020 1:39 AM |
He is coming off the "T"
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | August 4, 2020 1:51 AM |
I am not his age, yet he has a better body than beanpole me.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | August 4, 2020 1:59 AM |
He looks good
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | August 4, 2020 2:25 AM |
He looks pretty good damn for 50. Personally he bores me. And his movies.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | August 4, 2020 2:28 AM |
He has a mild case of gyno tits from having used steroids. The body compensates for extra testosterone by producing extra estrogen.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | August 4, 2020 2:37 AM |
He seems to have a normal man body. I know that by DL standards he supposedly has yellow skin and a womanly figure, but I don’t see it. Am I missing something?
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | August 4, 2020 2:41 AM |
I don’t think some of you ever go to the beach and see what most middle aged men look like. He looks good. Very good for 50.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | August 4, 2020 3:50 AM |
[quote]We bought a womanly zoo!
And it used to belong to Vivian Vance.
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | August 4, 2020 4:59 AM |
OP Your thread is total shit without at least one picture of his perfectly womanly ass.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | August 4, 2020 5:03 AM |
Maybe he's transitioning into a hippopotamus!
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | August 4, 2020 5:18 AM |
That's stupid R23, not witty at all. WTF is wrong with your old cunts? What did Matt Damon do to you?
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | August 4, 2020 5:22 AM |
You're right, R25.
Matt LeBlanc and Matthew Perry are much fatter.
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | August 4, 2020 5:25 AM |
Fatt Damon
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | August 4, 2020 3:04 PM |
Matt Dillon, Matt Damon!
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | August 4, 2020 3:11 PM |
Why are people here obsessed with Matt Damon’s body?
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | August 4, 2020 3:14 PM |
He Bought A Zoo!
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | August 4, 2020 6:02 PM |
Maybe OP is the person who used to speculate what Damon's bubble butt was doing for holidays, special occasions, etc.
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | August 4, 2020 6:09 PM |
r29
Because male lactation is the only way to get saggy titties like those.
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | August 4, 2020 6:16 PM |