wtf. Baby’s due within the next couple of days and they said she would get a bed (they suggested she go) if available but none available. She was supposed to go today. I’m having so much anxiety
My niece is going to have her baby soon and there were no hospital beds available
by Anonymous | reply 29 | August 4, 2020 1:16 PM |
Offer your boudoir, Uncle Bottom!
by Anonymous | reply 1 | August 4, 2020 12:50 AM |
Nobody cares about some fat frau cunt who's about to squirt out a useless crotchdropping.
Take your frau cunt problems to Ivillage.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | August 4, 2020 1:00 AM |
No hospital for Albert and me. Grrrl, we did just fine!
by Anonymous | reply 3 | August 4, 2020 1:03 AM |
A lot of women give birth on the toilet.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | August 4, 2020 1:05 AM |
See if there's a prom going on somewhere. Just make sure there's a bathroom available.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | August 4, 2020 1:06 AM |
Just wait till her poor husband finds out he went into the wrong hole and she’s actually been knocked up by a horny deity.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | August 4, 2020 1:07 AM |
Look for a manger
by Anonymous | reply 7 | August 4, 2020 1:11 AM |
Ask Prissy to help.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | August 4, 2020 1:17 AM |
Plenty of first time moms don’t give birth on their due date. She could be waiting another week. And then they’ll probably just induce her and give her a C-section anyway because hospitals are hurting for $$ right now.
They’ll find a bed for her.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | August 4, 2020 1:26 AM |
Pull it out with your right hand
by Anonymous | reply 10 | August 4, 2020 1:28 AM |
I don't know if she can find one now but tell her to look for a midwife, just in case.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | August 4, 2020 1:33 AM |
R8 I dont know nothin’ ‘bout birthin’ no babies ...
by Anonymous | reply 12 | August 4, 2020 1:39 AM |
They are putting COVID patients in Maternity wards now? That seems highly unlikely!
by Anonymous | reply 13 | August 4, 2020 1:42 AM |
boring est.
No hospital tells you to check in a few days before the birth.
Yeah, come on down whenever you want
by Anonymous | reply 14 | August 4, 2020 1:47 AM |
Just give her a leather strap to bite down on and deliver that little sucker on a bed at IKEA.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | August 4, 2020 1:49 AM |
[quote]More pregnant moms turning to at-home births amid COVID-19 concerns at hospitals
by Anonymous | reply 16 | August 4, 2020 7:13 AM |
Do she have a kitchen table? Do it under there, like so many (in books and movies) before her!
I've known folks who've been born at home, but NEVER actually under the kitchen table. Who comes up with this shit?
by Anonymous | reply 17 | August 4, 2020 7:30 AM |
Yeah, why under a table?
by Anonymous | reply 18 | August 4, 2020 11:42 AM |
Look, these be pioneer days! Gert the oldest to boil some water and have the maid dramatically rip the bed sheet in half with her teeth 🦷, and .....
by Anonymous | reply 19 | August 4, 2020 11:49 AM |
Find a midwife. When I had my buttbaby, that's what I did. Donnie and I are so happy.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | August 4, 2020 11:52 AM |
There's a TV show about a midwife.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | August 4, 2020 11:53 AM |
[quote]See if there's a prom going on somewhere. Just make sure there's a bathroom available.
Or a dumpster.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | August 4, 2020 11:55 AM |
For the first time, I’m feeling the loss of Livvie deH, and the wisdom she might share.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | August 4, 2020 11:58 AM |
R14
Apparently she was having some complications
by Anonymous | reply 25 | August 4, 2020 12:01 PM |
1/10
Only happens in Russia.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | August 4, 2020 12:03 PM |
Where do you live OP?
by Anonymous | reply 27 | August 4, 2020 12:25 PM |
She should have considered a global pandemic before she opened her legs to the entire boys theatre department.
And then closed them when there were no takers, and found a nice football player.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | August 4, 2020 12:31 PM |
She could've just adopted.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | August 4, 2020 1:16 PM |