Let's be a fictional TV character. Who would you be?

Columbo

Phineas Bogg (Jon-Erik Hexum) from Voyagers.

If anyone needs me, I'll be in my bedroom.

I'm Vicki, the small wonder.

Grease me.

Dr. Benton Quest, 'cause I get to bang Race Bannon all the time.

Audra, The Big Valley

Bret Maverick.

I'm Mrs. Trumble, the go-to babysitter, that is when Mrs. McGillucutty (as Mr. Ricardo would say) isn't around.

Nellie Oleson, because I like being a rich bitch and getting fucked by Jewish men.

R8 In that case, I'm Harriet Olsen, the rich bitch mother-in-law to a gay Jewish man. They make the best sons-in-laws. My poor Willy turned out straight, unfortunately.

Dr. Marlena Evans

I AM Ada Hobson, queen of the dishtowl, and a great swing dancer!

Mother Dexter, and don't you forget it!

And if you talk to me that way ever again, I'll break your knees with a baseball bat!

I'd be Sterling Archer. I'd lie in bed all day with a drink in one hand and my dick in the other, as I masturbate while looking at myself in a full-length mirror. Yeah, I'm that hot!

[quote]I choose Maurice from Bewitched

Bullshit, you'd be Endorra, makeup and all. Just admit it.

R14 Aunt Clara, leave my door knobs alone!

I’ll put on my black boots and mini skirt and be private investigator Kalinda Sharma from “The Good Wife.”

So, most of you picked female characters

Robert Wagner in Hart to Hart

Dean Winchester

Snagglepuss!

In my head: Niles Crane

IRL: Niles the Butler

Which one of the lesbians gets to be Olivia Benson?

R21 I've just met Tiz Laylor, so I'm Biles, the nutler.

How can you even ASK me that? There's only one, of course.

Kyle Chandler’s character from Early Edition just for the sport and lottery numbers.

Dr Kildare

I'm Lovey, and I'm the wildest of the Honeybees!

I'm Captain Kirk, interstellar slut.

Keith Partridge. I have a big dick and everybody knows it.

If you're Kirk, I'll be Sulu

I want to be sultry teen wolf Isaac.

I’m Polly Gray, a 5’4 middle-aged former bookmaker from a poor humble wartime family of Brummies & Gypsies. I carry a pistol like a handbag, and go round spooking all the local gangsters and hoodlums and good Christians with my bloodthirstiness. In any spare time I have, I enjoy long walks in woodlands, drinking fine whisky, wearing couture, and flirting with my nephew who is a very bad boy indeed.

Suzanne Sugarbaker because, fat or thin, I am Fab-u-lous!

Marcia Brady

I'm Yvonne and this is it!

Whoo!

Oh, that Yvonne ...

I was thinking of someone else.

Charlie Townsend

I'm Zach Florrick. You'll find me in my room drinking and posting selfies of my pendulous dong.

Cousin Serena from Bewitched, she was groovy.

Evil Jeannie - I'd hang with Serena.

Jennifer Hart or Robin the Boy Wonder.

Robin on Batman

John Stamos

Jamie Sommers - The Bionic Woman

I’d be Jeannie and I’d blink myself away from that apoplectic uptight Major and get me some primo cock.

R45 I bet you’re a frail looking 70 yr old man.

R45 I’m sorry for the above comment. I’m in a bad mood.

R47, you are lovingly forgiven. It made me LOL because I am definitely not any of those things. Hope your night gets better.

Steve McGarrett, so I could make sweet love to Danno

I'd be Judy Robinson -So I could take Major Don West by the hand and lead him around to the back side of the Jupiter II and make him the happiest man in space.

I’ve always loved Daffy Duck. That is who I would want to be.

I would be Flo Castleberry. And y'all can kiss my grits!

Johnny Quest because I want Race Bannon to protect me at all costs and make it look all so effortless

[quote]Let's not talk about the spin-off.

And you had the nerve to claim Linda Lavin wanted you off the show!

Uncle Croc:

Laura Ingalls. Pa's all mine none of you bitches come near him, even Ma.

I’d be Angela’s slutty mother, Mona, from “Who’s The Boss?”.

Slim Sherman from Laramie...cause I'd have hot Jess and his ass sleeping next to ,me every night....

I’m Maxwell Sheffield, bitches. Kiss my Bentley Mulsanne.

I'm Johnny Quest's friemd, Hajji. I've got the purple penis syndrome. But I promise you, like I did with Johnny, that my foreskin is clean.

I’m Bob Campbell, and I do not need aggravation from the lower-middle-class!

I'm Bo Duke. I'm hot, and I love to go skinny dipping with my cousin, Luke.

Jonathan Higgins, estate manager

You would all want to be either Katie Douglas or Cissy Davis, so you could have Robbie as your husband or Uncle Bill as your father.

I have a friend (former colleague) who is like Dorothy from Golden Girls. She's from Martinique (or rather, her parents were).

Superman! 👍

Della Street

I am Patrick, but also Jake, and that photographer, and also Stevie, from ' Schitt's creek ', so I get to make out / be in bed / fuck Dan Levy a lot. (but if forced to choose one, I want to be Jake.. Obviously)

I'm Artie, so I can hang out with Jim, and sleep with him at night, and well, you know...

Big Head from Silicon Valley

Sam from Quantum Leap so I can go back in time and kill Donald Trump. In fact, that can be the whole series: killing Trump, Reagan, Cheney, Miller, McConnell, Gomert, Atwater, Falwell, Robertson, Rove, Parscale, Cruz, Stone, Reed, Gingrich etc

Emma Peel.

I don't know who you all would be, but I bet almost all of you are Alice from Alice

R73, you’re Vera.

Paul Drake. Perry and I are secretly living together

My friends already refer to me as Aunt Clara.

I'll be Norman Tinker, courting my business partner Bill Bixby while Eddie is at a sleepover at Jodie Foster's house.

Here's Bill arriving at my apartment. I'll spill some wine on his shirt, which he will have to take off. Since I'm now doing laundry, I'll ask for Bill's pants. Hell, why not his underwear, too.

I don't know where his shoes and socks will be. I'll make him take them off when he gets here.

*I* am Endora!

I'm your Aunt Nell and I'm out for blood after you didn't put the dishes away.

And take out the trash. Especially the WHITE trash!

None of the lesbians are going to be Blair or Jo?

A few choices:

Hamilton Burger...so I can find out how a DA who loses every case can stay in office (especially with a name like Ham Burger).

Eddie Haskell...I would love to be that insincere.

"Frasier"'s agent Bebe...I' like to know how I could steal a scene by just walking into a room. Same thing with Uncle Arthur from "Bewitched".

I'm the murderous lush Julia Cumson, and I've saved this bullet just for you!

David Collins from Dark Shadows

Born into tremendous wealth and he could basically do any messed up thing he could think of, including attempt to murder his own father, and pretty much all anyone did about it was say "You naughty boy! Shame on you!"

R84 I just watched the episode where David locked Victoria in the closed off wing of Collinwood. He was a bad boy!

Questor.

Or his descendant, Mr Data.

either of the guys on Scrubs

All of you bitches are either Patsy or Edina. Pick one. Patsy here.

The Quantum Leap guy. I think his name was Sam.

“I’m chanting as fast as I can!”

I’m Yvonne Atkins, the hardest nut you ever shall meet wearing Chanel inside a prison.

Aunt Clara. Totally.

A little demented, but almost always happy and possessing a singular style.