Hats off to the classiest old whore in the business!
Ah, shit, sorry for linking to a Faux News image - I just saw it on Google Images and grabbed the link.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | August 3, 2020 3:18 PM |
I love Martha! Can't believe she's that old.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | August 3, 2020 3:19 PM |
Don't forget convicted felon.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | August 3, 2020 3:21 PM |
Love her!
Her new show is highly entertaining.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | August 3, 2020 3:21 PM |
I kinda don't mind Martha, either. Has she mellowed some? Don't know and doubt much, but she does kinda of seem to have started gently mocking her own celebrity. Over the years she wasn't very nice for the most part I gather, but she's a survivor and you gotta admire that on some level.
That said I still laugh over a Weekend Update line back in the day she was going to jail: "But don't feel too sorry for Martha. Because if the shoe was on the other foot, she wouldn't feel sorry for you."
by Anonymous | reply 5 | August 3, 2020 3:23 PM |
Stunning and brave! And don’t forget cunning and calculated!
by Anonymous | reply 6 | August 3, 2020 3:30 PM |
A cunning stunt by a stunning cunt
by Anonymous | reply 7 | August 3, 2020 3:42 PM |
CONGRATULATIONS, CUNT!
I'll see you next Tuesday!
by Anonymous | reply 8 | August 3, 2020 3:54 PM |
I always have a soft spot for Martha Stewart, a woman who knows that in a fucked up world you must find your own beauty in small things, that that search is not frivolous, that there's a beauty in certain dumb pursuits of perfection, and that the pursuit is that of a lifetime.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | August 3, 2020 3:55 PM |
Martha Stewart, nee Polack -- convicted liar to the FBI.
She's a peach alright.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | August 3, 2020 3:58 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 12 | August 3, 2020 3:58 PM |
You really need to watch her new show on HGTV called "Martha Knows Best." It's an education series filmed during the pandemic about how to garden, etc., with lots of great information. It's the most natural and likable version of Martha that I've ever seen. She even talked about divorcing her ex-husband Andy because he didn't like the same things as her in a funny exchange with her gay gardener.
When the pandemic first started, she moved her head gardener, chef and a few other key people into her house with her so they would all be safe. Months later, they are all still quarantined together and have become like family. I think that's why this new show is so amazing.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | August 3, 2020 4:19 PM |
Her gardener is kinda hot
by Anonymous | reply 14 | August 3, 2020 4:21 PM |
Love her new show!
by Anonymous | reply 15 | August 3, 2020 4:22 PM |
She moved them into her house so she would still have access to her SERVANTS, R13 - not out of some altruistic concern for their safety.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | August 3, 2020 4:29 PM |
In fairness she has stopped beating them because it products so many droplets and aerosols.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | August 3, 2020 4:36 PM |
Prison gave her street cred.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | August 3, 2020 4:37 PM |
Her estate and garden is really spectacular. She even has an entire fruit tree orchard. Can you imagine? Her property is next door to Ralph Lauren.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | August 3, 2020 4:55 PM |
Is the Gardner gay? He is super cute.
I love when he’s setting up the calls and says “I’m a gardener” it’s adorable 😍😍
by Anonymous | reply 20 | August 3, 2020 5:06 PM |
R20, It's extremely rare for a straight man in his 30s to be unmarried with no apparent girlfriend. He's been living with Martha since early March when the pandemic started. And he's very interested in planning the nightly dinner menu with her based on what he's growing in the garden.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | August 3, 2020 7:25 PM |
He is gay. Look at his Instagram. Pride flags everywhere.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | August 3, 2020 7:32 PM |
He’s gayer than a spray of pansies and pussywillow.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | August 3, 2020 7:39 PM |
He's just a nice person, or so it seems. Who cares if he's gay or straight, right? Anyway, Happy Birthday to Moootha!
by Anonymous | reply 24 | August 3, 2020 8:16 PM |
He’s cute as hell. Needs to take his shirt off.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | August 3, 2020 8:24 PM |
Martha set that famewhore Antoni Porowski straight on her show. It was done in a good-natured way, but she got her point across and Antoni was a little taken aback by her calling him out. Martha doesn't suffer fools lightly.
I liked how her gardener backed her up by saying, "You should always tag." He knows a gay stunt queen when he sees one.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | August 3, 2020 8:54 PM |
Ryan said "You should always tag" like the line "You could try Sears" in Mean Girls. They had no time for Antoni's BS
by Anonymous | reply 27 | August 4, 2020 2:39 AM |
The new show is really fun! And not just because she puts that little bitch Antoni in his place.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | August 4, 2020 3:54 AM |
Whatever happened to Douggles Faneuil?
I knew someone who dated him back in the day. They were both sweet boys.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | August 4, 2020 4:25 AM |
Douglas provided some of the most dramatic (reading amusing) testimony of the trial, back in the day...
by Anonymous | reply 31 | August 4, 2020 1:14 PM |
Classiest is delightfully debatable, but tidiest is never in question.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | August 4, 2020 1:19 PM |
Douglas Faneuil reminded me of Andrew Crispo, if Crispo had been fucking women in 1975.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | August 4, 2020 1:28 PM |
R11 née Kostyra. Is that sort of juvenile ethnic slur really necessary? A polish joke can be very witty; calling someone a Polack isn't.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | August 4, 2020 1:46 PM |
R30 Faneuil Hole is rather well known.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | August 4, 2020 1:48 PM |
“Chain Gang Days & Never Ending Lezzie Nights”
by Anonymous | reply 36 | August 4, 2020 1:51 PM |
She was just drunk tweeting and admitted later on.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | August 4, 2020 2:00 PM |
R35, it must be cruising elder gay status by now.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | August 4, 2020 2:28 PM |
Ryan's eyes are so blue!
Martha doesn't want him to have a boyfriend so he won't leave her.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | August 4, 2020 4:28 PM |
I've enjoyed the first two episodes. I've learned a lot. And she's funny!
by Anonymous | reply 43 | August 10, 2020 12:32 PM |
There are two new episodes - one about pets, and trees. I've always enjoyed watching Stewart do her thing.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | August 10, 2020 12:34 PM |