James Corden to replace Ellen

He looks like a younger male Ellen. Perfect.

Fuck, I’d rather Ellen stuck around.

He looks like he ate all the ice cream in Nancy Pelosi’s freezers.

Until his own microaggressions, insensitivities, and impolitenesses over the last 20 years come to light, that is. . . .

OP is worse than a really fat, unfunny Hitler.

Anyone remember his AMA Reddit disaster? All hate comments.

That fat thing?

Doesn’t he also have a reputation for being an asshole that’s hard to work with? Huh?

He might be a good choice, because his interests are singing songs from musicals and being cute and pudgy, and that appeals to the frauen (as Rosie showed).

R9, nothing about this fat fuck is cute.

Corden is known to be quite mean in real life.

doesn't corden himself have his own "issues" public and private.... never mind, his MONUMENTAL ROYAL ass kissing of celebrities is beyond sickening (i.e. tom cruise for example) that it rivals "entertainment tonight" (where everyone is a "SUPERSTAR"!)...

r11

All gays except for Richard Simmons are mean in real life.

Yes, replace someone well known to be a complete asshole with someone well known to be a complete asshole. This will turn out well.

Why would he give up a late night show? Late night is more prestigious.

Why replace one asshole with a terrible reputation for another?

The much hated James Corden

His uncomfortable incident with Sir Patrick Stewart

"Why replace one asshole with a terrible reputation for another?"

Producer round table:

- We need to keep it gay

- Yeah, but she's a liability now that she's known as a bitch. What about Fallon?

- Not gay enough. Plus, we need another relatable demographic. Like... rednecks. Or smokers. Is Guy Fieri gay? Or fatsos...

- Corden! (In unison)

So basically they’re replacing one miserable cunt with another. No thanks.

If you’re going to bring back an asshole with a bad reputation, then get Rosie. I bet she’d do it to spite Ellen and put her heart into it. Corden is an obnoxious sycophant who is being shoved down people’s throats.

Hope all the vicious assholes are happy if this plays out. Homophobia and misogyny did this. This fat fuck is a known prick, but no one says shit. In fact, he's likely being rewarded.

"James Corden to replace Ellen"

I'm not up for that.

If you need a singing, dancing gay with a lovable personality, my political career never took off.

This is Datalounge...we hate everyone! Have a shitty day.

Is Corden behind these rumors?

He was openly gay when touring with The History Boys.

James Corden? Oh, fuck no. Anything but that.

I would care if I thought Ellen was funny. Or clever. Or redeeming in any way. Never have ever had those thoughts.

R27, how many of his cast mates turned him down?

No thank you.

[quote]Why would he give up a late night show? Late night is more prestigious.

But syndication can be even more profitable if your show becomes a massive daytime staple. See Oprah, Ellen, Rosie, Judge Judy, etc.

I wonder if the network is floating Cordon as a replacement. They'll fight to retain that daytime demographic while their lawyers scramble to deal with the deluge of lawsuits over Ellen and her team's labor abuses. Meanwhile, an unrepentant Ellen wants out. Boo hoo.

This attack on Ellen is obviously just anti gay shit.

“Replacing a cunt with an asshole is a great improvement.”

He's ugly and not funny at all. 🤮

I wouldn't mind it, it would get him off late night. His late night show sucks, it's non stop musical skits that drag on forever. He's terrible at interviewing guests, and just sticks to shallow pop fluff shit. At least Colbert and Myers can be more serious and poignant when it comes to politics and important real life news. I wouldn't shed a tear if they bumped Fallon off late night either, for the same reason Corden annoys me.

At least Ellen was out.

One ugly arrogant fuckface moron for another. Perfect.

yikes. out of the fire...

What about Dick Cavett?

I can't take any of these modern 'talk' shows with the noise, bands and desperation. Everything has to be constant, manic hilarity. You get the feeling they're scripted anyway.

Seth Meyers isn't bad, but who can stay up that late?

Ellen's show is like Pee Wee's Playhouse.

R13 , Richard is NOT GAY ! Whereever Did you hear such a thing ?

[quote]James Corden? Oh, fuck no. Anything but that.

Why, are you forced to watch? What's it to you?

James is definitely not daytime material. He’s a fat fucking pig cunt too.

We can’t allow this to happen. Let’s BLM involved.

“Why ain’t Ellen’s replacement black?!?!?!?!”

This is such a fake made up story. Corden ALREADY has his own show!!!! He is under contract to CBS. The story is via The Sun? A Tabloid trash magazine? Puh-leeze.

I think Jackee should be given the Elken slot. To make up for the one less visible gay person on TV, Jackee could host a daily segment about her favorite gays. . .and call it, "Maaaaaaaaaary."

Randy Rainbow!

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Will Corden be required to develop a vagina?

Richard Simmons is plenty mean. Whenever one of his groupies lost weight and kept it off, he'd drop her like a lead balloon (an ex-lead balloon)

It was all the talk on his cruises. If you had "succeeded" he ghosted you when before he was your bestie forevah.

Mean as a snake, that strange boy. Speaking of, his knee got so bad he couldn't show off his moves anymore, so he became the ultimate recluse - if you're not a rent-boy or his decades-faithful housekeeper, don't bother to drop by.

I don't get this "replace Ellen". Is he going to call himself Ellen?

Why don't people just say they're dropping the show.

Then if they want to give gordo Cordo a show, fine. I'm sure he'll find an audience like Seacrest and Cooper and all the other frau-bait gays.

I was going to say a gay to replace a lesbian and then i remember that Corden is not gay (well, he is not gay now)

Isn't he basically as toxic as Ellen? Or will he get away with it because he's male and British?

Worst idea ever.

Just keep Ellen. Give her a chance to rectify the situation.

I’ve worked with plenty of shitty bosses in my lifetime. Suck it up or move on.

Besides, I don’t believe everything that is being said about Ellen. Difficult? Yes. The devil in sneakers? No.

This is a lesbophobic misogynistic witchhunt, pure and fucking simple. And as for her defending Kevin Hart, this site defended Kirk fucking Cameron so you have no wiggle room to complain. If he were black and fat like JJ from [italic]Good Times[/italic] you would gladly call him out.

Heterosexuals are the very last people qualified to decide what constitutes abusive behavior.

R58 what?!! JJ was a stringbean

Piers Morgan 2.0

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That’s got success written all over it. Replace one nasty cunt with another one.

Baloon sent out by Corden himself.

I never watch his show but I’ve seen some of his carpool karaoke segments on YouTube and really enjoyed some of them. Especially the one with Paul McCartney in Liverpool. Far better than Ellen jumping out and scaring the shit out of people.

I meant today, R59.

Why not Conan O'Brien?

I liked the time when Elvis Costello substituted as host for David Letterman years ago. Elvis was a great interviewer. The shows were really interesting and good.

But I guess, the network would be looking for someone who could do corny bits and giveaways to screaming women in the audience. That wouldn't be Elvis Costello.

[quote]Ellen's show is like Pee Wee's Playhouse.

Bite your fucking tongue. Pee Wee's Playhouse was a fucking masterpiece.

We all need to stand with Ellen!

If she's such a bitch, why didn't she treat Jennifer homewrecker Aniston like shit?

R66 Conan would be fabulous and he's already on the set of WB and is beloved there. However, he doesn't want to do that kind of grind anymore which is why he cut his show down to a half hour. He loves doing the remotes, which he does better than anyone on TV.

A straight white British guy replacing her? Are these execs able to read a room?

James Corden likes tits and pussy, and so does Ellen. To these dimwit executives, it's all the same.