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Erna Has Died, Part Poo

Carry on DL elder gays and reminisce about the lunatics and trolls that inhabited this dump over the years.

by Lisa Beamer, making a batch of Cinnamon Rolls reply 918 hours ago

delish!

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by Lisa Beamer, making a batch of Cinnamon Rolls reply 1Last Saturday at 10:37 AM

yum-oooooooooooooooo!

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by Lisa Beamer, making a batch of Cinnamon Rolls reply 2Last Saturday at 10:39 AM

Someone missed the opportunity to name this one Erna's Number Two.

[quote] Erna

Cunt!

by Lisa Beamer, making a batch of Cinnamon Rolls reply 3Last Saturday at 10:58 AM

Mon Dieu-Dieu! Let there be more deux-deux on the old dodo!

by Lisa Beamer, making a batch of Cinnamon Rolls reply 4Last Saturday at 11:16 AM

Sulphurina Shiteater

by Lisa Beamer, making a batch of Cinnamon Rolls reply 5Last Saturday at 11:18 AM

Somebody please post Erna's pic from the period in which he looked hot. I recall seeing a photo thinking, yeah, I'd do him.

by Lisa Beamer, making a batch of Cinnamon Rolls reply 6Last Saturday at 11:25 AM

That was a tintype r6

by Lisa Beamer, making a batch of Cinnamon Rolls reply 7Last Saturday at 11:39 AM

[Quote] Someone missed the opportunity to name this one Erna's Number Two.

You should have started the thread.

by Lisa Beamer, making a batch of Cinnamon Rolls reply 8Last Saturday at 11:40 AM

Favorite response about Erna/MPC's photos,: "He looks like someone you would have over to fix the sink".

by Lisa Beamer, making a batch of Cinnamon Rolls reply 9Last Saturday at 11:42 AM

r7, don't you mean cuneiform?

by Lisa Beamer, making a batch of Cinnamon Rolls reply 10Last Saturday at 11:43 AM

The cave walls of Lascaux were loaded with imagery depicting Erna "legs in the air, no lambskin" getting gang-banged by the local yak herd.

by Lisa Beamer, making a batch of Cinnamon Rolls reply 11Last Saturday at 12:09 PM

[quote]Somebody please post Erna's pic from the period in which he looked hot. I recall seeing a photo thinking, yeah, I'd do him.

I have some daguerreotypes, but it is illegal to mail them across state lines.

by Lisa Beamer, making a batch of Cinnamon Rolls reply 12Last Saturday at 12:13 PM

It is said that after Hannibal rode in on his elephant, that same elephant was later spotted "riding" Erna!

Discuss.

by Lisa Beamer, making a batch of Cinnamon Rolls reply 13Last Saturday at 2:26 PM

She drowned as she lived, in excretia.

by Lisa Beamer, making a batch of Cinnamon Rolls reply 14Last Saturday at 2:30 PM

Go to the Post Office.

I'm sure they have a corner of their Most Wanted wall reserved for fetid shit Nazi pedo cunts.

by Lisa Beamer, making a batch of Cinnamon Rolls reply 15Last Saturday at 2:31 PM

Here is a pic Erna posted from her glory [hole] days in the '70s.

I find myself mesmerized by the old man hands.

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by Lisa Beamer, making a batch of Cinnamon Rolls reply 16Last Saturday at 4:40 PM

So THAT'S what the love child of Tab Hunter and Frankenstein would look like! Although, I'm getting kind of a Ken vibe below the waist...

by Lisa Beamer, making a batch of Cinnamon Rolls reply 17Last Saturday at 4:58 PM

OMFG !!!!!!!!! R16 he looks like he could be related to Brian Peppers! Look him up!

by Lisa Beamer, making a batch of Cinnamon Rolls reply 18Last Saturday at 5:14 PM

Oh R16, the mean, thin-lipped little mouth. And the strange odour of old, rotting human turds that somehow seems to waft out of it.

by Lisa Beamer, making a batch of Cinnamon Rolls reply 19Last Saturday at 5:21 PM

Did he really die?

by Lisa Beamer, making a batch of Cinnamon Rolls reply 20Last Saturday at 5:26 PM

What's on his walkman?

by Lisa Beamer, making a batch of Cinnamon Rolls reply 21Last Saturday at 5:28 PM

What is it called again when you can see the whites of the eyes below the iris? I think it means a serial killer?

by Lisa Beamer, making a batch of Cinnamon Rolls reply 22Last Saturday at 5:30 PM

Erna has a googly eye at r16!

by Lisa Beamer, making a batch of Cinnamon Rolls reply 23Last Saturday at 6:21 PM

Erna has a wart on his hand. Middle finger

Gross!

by Lisa Beamer, making a batch of Cinnamon Rolls reply 24Last Saturday at 6:22 PM

Serial killer eyes, even back then.

by Lisa Beamer, making a batch of Cinnamon Rolls reply 25Last Saturday at 6:25 PM

Did Erna make those pants herself? The look like a Butterick pattern.

by Lisa Beamer, making a batch of Cinnamon Rolls reply 26Last Saturday at 6:26 PM

Is that a Members Only jacket knockoff?

by Lisa Beamer, making a batch of Cinnamon Rolls reply 27Last Saturday at 6:27 PM

Is that really him?

by Lisa Beamer, making a batch of Cinnamon Rolls reply 28Last Saturday at 6:38 PM

R28, yep.

by Lisa Beamer, making a batch of Cinnamon Rolls reply 29Last Saturday at 6:40 PM

See what I mean? I would have hit that. Great head of hair to hold onto as I face fuck him.

by Lisa Beamer, making a batch of Cinnamon Rolls reply 30Last Saturday at 8:21 PM

Was Erna buried wearing her favorite pair of Mom Jeans?

by Lisa Beamer, making a batch of Cinnamon Rolls reply 31Yesterday at 1:23 AM

Perhaps we should do a musical tribute, ie post various songs in memoriam? Or in memoria?

by Lisa Beamer, making a batch of Cinnamon Rolls reply 32Yesterday at 1:30 AM

I don't think those glamour shots are of Erna. I'm dying to know who they are really of. But if you know who Erna is, you can easily see him in a 1980s movie that's on YouTube, and he doesn't look the same as the guy in the photo, but he DOES look very similar to the Erna we see in selfies that Erna himself has posted over the years.

He also played the dad of a 30-year-old in 1987, and I don't think 1980s feathered-hair leatherboy at R16 could be playing someone that old.

by Lisa Beamer, making a batch of Cinnamon Rolls reply 33Yesterday at 3:35 AM

I'm not going to pretend I am sorry for the loss of Erna the poster... there was nothing there, just pointless, occasionally ugly repetition. If it was all a game, even worse. I always assumed given the whole internet was home to Erna's various guises and garbage, that there was a real mental illness there, which is sad because I've been reading that drivel here for twenty years. Unfortunate the man could never get any conventional quality of life in his actual life. I'm not sorry it is over. It was subtle but it was ugly.

by Lisa Beamer, making a batch of Cinnamon Rolls reply 34Yesterday at 4:26 AM

R34, what ARE you talking about?

by Lisa Beamer, making a batch of Cinnamon Rolls reply 35Yesterday at 5:05 AM

[quote]But if you know who Erna is, you can easily see him in a 1980s movie that's on YouTube, and he doesn't look the same as the guy in the photo, but he DOES look very similar to the Erna we see in selfies that Erna himself has posted over the years.

Link, please.

by Lisa Beamer, making a batch of Cinnamon Rolls reply 36Yesterday at 5:23 AM

I'm not getting any of this.

by Lisa Beamer, making a batch of Cinnamon Rolls reply 37Yesterday at 5:25 AM

For the remedial R35. Erna was a poster. Erna was also a person. Erna the poster posted on almost every message board you could find. Erna the poster posted garbage. Erna's garbage often denied AIDS or was sexist. Erna's garbage was always repetitive. Erna's garbage went on for more than twenty years. I will not miss Erna the poster. Erna the person was either deeply troubled or deeply awful. I may feel sorry for Erna the person.

Hear the wheels grinding slowly. That is R35 understanding. Oh, says, R35: now I get it! Ha ha! says R35, I say 'now I get it!' a lot!

by Lisa Beamer, making a batch of Cinnamon Rolls reply 38Yesterday at 5:47 AM

Pay no attention to R34. He actually believes anything he sees written on this board. I suggest we not engage.

by Lisa Beamer, making a batch of Cinnamon Rolls reply 39Yesterday at 6:05 AM

Then what happened to Erna r38?

by Lisa Beamer, making a batch of Cinnamon Rolls reply 40Yesterday at 6:08 AM

Who the hell is Erna. I'm new here.

by Lisa Beamer, making a batch of Cinnamon Rolls reply 41Yesterday at 6:12 AM

Erna was the signature of a lunatic who used to post here who apparently has died. A conservative, older gay white male who always signed his posts with female pseudonyms. He was racist, misogynistic, hated Obama, loved Trump, was an AIDS denialist, and was exposed as a grotesquely ugly man with a scat fetish in real life. That’s really all you need to know. If he died than good riddance.

by Lisa Beamer, making a batch of Cinnamon Rolls reply 42Yesterday at 6:24 AM

[quote]I suggest we not engage.

Funny, that's what the rest of the world says about you, handsome.

by Lisa Beamer, making a batch of Cinnamon Rolls reply 43Yesterday at 6:25 AM

ERNA

IS

NOT

DEAD

YOU

DUMB

BITCHES

by Lisa Beamer, making a batch of Cinnamon Rolls reply 44Yesterday at 6:39 AM

I am Erna!

by Lisa Beamer, making a batch of Cinnamon Rolls reply 45Yesterday at 6:55 AM

I Am Curious Yellow!

Oh wait, this is Erna. Which would make it I Am Curious Brown

by Lisa Beamer, making a batch of Cinnamon Rolls reply 46Yesterday at 7:14 AM

R45 Today, we are all Erna.

by Lisa Beamer, making a batch of Cinnamon Rolls reply 47Yesterday at 7:22 AM

Je suis dookie

by Lisa Beamer, making a batch of Cinnamon Rolls reply 48Yesterday at 7:25 AM

J'suis Erna!

by Lisa Beamer, making a batch of Cinnamon Rolls reply 49Yesterday at 7:26 AM

Je suis shit eating Nazi pedo cunt!

by Lisa Beamer, making a batch of Cinnamon Rolls reply 50Yesterday at 7:26 AM

Eu sou Erna.

by Lisa Beamer, making a batch of Cinnamon Rolls reply 51Yesterday at 7:28 AM

Manger de la merde et mourir Erna!

by Lisa Beamer, making a batch of Cinnamon Rolls reply 52Yesterday at 7:34 AM

One of her more pathetic traits was constantly starting threads to talk about herself in third person. She probably started this thread, but I hope not. I hope she’s really dead. Vile person.

by Lisa Beamer, making a batch of Cinnamon Rolls reply 53Yesterday at 8:28 AM

When we were a young girl, we DREAMED of becoming a nun! Then one day, after our morning devotia, Father McFitzmyhole touched us in our no-no place and suddenly a cavernous new world of possibilities had opened before us....and him!

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by Lisa Beamer, making a batch of Cinnamon Rolls reply 54Yesterday at 9:53 AM

Erna is a Judy man. Not Barbra. For the love of the Holy Father.

by Lisa Beamer, making a batch of Cinnamon Rolls reply 55Yesterday at 1:19 PM

We wanted the Fyvush Finkel version, but, alas, no.

by Lisa Beamer, making a batch of Cinnamon Rolls reply 56Yesterday at 1:21 PM

Don't forget: as a child Erna met Judy.

by Lisa Beamer, making a batch of Cinnamon Rolls reply 57Yesterday at 1:26 PM

[quote]Don't forget: as a child Erna met Judy.

And Cleopatra.

by Lisa Beamer, making a batch of Cinnamon Rolls reply 58Yesterday at 1:27 PM

And Lucy.

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by Lisa Beamer, making a batch of Cinnamon Rolls reply 59Yesterday at 1:30 PM

I had a restraining order on her.

by Lisa Beamer, making a batch of Cinnamon Rolls reply 60Yesterday at 1:32 PM

Erna, did you get any leche last night?

by Lisa Beamer, making a batch of Cinnamon Rolls reply 61Yesterday at 1:36 PM

And Princess Anastasia

by Lisa Beamer, making a batch of Cinnamon Rolls reply 62Yesterday at 1:40 PM

Erna was in the audience of Our American Cousin the night Lincoln was shot.

When the shot was heard, a man near her said "Oh, shit!" Erna squatted under him and yelled "Where? Where?"

by Lisa Beamer, making a batch of Cinnamon Rolls reply 63Yesterday at 1:45 PM

Sanpaku, r22?

by Lisa Beamer, making a batch of Cinnamon Rolls reply 64Yesterday at 2:18 PM

Can anybody post one or two classic Erna threads please? Some of us are new here and would like to learn some DL history.

by Lisa Beamer, making a batch of Cinnamon Rolls reply 65Yesterday at 2:25 PM

R65 There really is no classic Erna thread per se.

Like a genital wart, Erna will show up on a thread and make a comment.

by Lisa Beamer, making a batch of Cinnamon Rolls reply 66a day ago

Was Erna cremated?

Were her remains FLUSHED?

by Lisa Beamer, making a batch of Cinnamon Rolls reply 6720 hours ago

Was erna Judy pills as well? Is Judy pills dead?

by Lisa Beamer, making a batch of Cinnamon Rolls reply 6820 hours ago

Erna was not Judy Pills, and Judy Pills died several years ago R68.

by Lisa Beamer, making a batch of Cinnamon Rolls reply 6920 hours ago

Ha! Ha! Ha!

I'll say!

by Lisa Beamer, making a batch of Cinnamon Rolls reply 7019 hours ago

How can you tell when a DLer dies? I would like to leave my pearls and yappy dog to DL but don’t know how to put this in my will.

by Lisa Beamer, making a batch of Cinnamon Rolls reply 7119 hours ago

[quote]Can anybody post one or two classic Erna threads please? Some of us are new here and would like to learn some DL history.

To understand the true essence of Erna, one might be better off consulting the DSM-5.

by Lisa Beamer, making a batch of Cinnamon Rolls reply 7218 hours ago

[quote] and Judy Pills died several years ago

And you know this how?

by Lisa Beamer, making a batch of Cinnamon Rolls reply 7314 hours ago

Erna's heyday was posting as Mrs Patrick Campbell all over the internet, especially YouTube, TMZ, Queerty, Nikki Finke's site, and D-Listed. Female First as well, though they ended up scaring him off by doxxing him, if I recall (if it wasn't Female First it was another forum like that). He got banned on all of those forums (maybe not YouTube?) nearly a decade ago so most of what he was famous for is long gone.

by Lisa Beamer, making a batch of Cinnamon Rolls reply 7413 hours ago

Someone who’d supposedly met Judy Pills IRL reported her death here, r73, but of course it’s impossible to know if the story was true. If I recall correctly, JPG did disappear from DL pretty suddenly and has never returned that I know of, but who knows? He may have gotten bored with his own schtick or gone to rehab and cleaned up his act or something.

by Lisa Beamer, making a batch of Cinnamon Rolls reply 7513 hours ago

I don't remember if MPC was on the original Datalounge Refugee Board, aka DLRB, but he did make his home on the replacement for DLRB that was eventually called Zatalounge.

Here's an old thread on L-Chat about the original DLRB being shut down and the creation of the new board. Not sure this is even of interest to anyone here, but I remember at the time being really confused about a lot of the claims. If the DLRB webmaster was a freeper scumbag who hated gays, why did she even start a refugee board for displaced Dataloungers in the first place?

Also, the thread devolves very quickly into death threats and accusations of fascism, and contains several cut & pastes of Tybee having a meltdown over people complaining about MPC using terms like "raghead" and "cunt."

MPC mentions start at the bottom of page 3.

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by Lisa Beamer, making a batch of Cinnamon Rolls reply 7613 hours ago

That photo at R16...

Get in the truck. I wanna push it all the way up.

I really appreciate this. Thank you. Thank you.

Push it all the way back.

- Is this good? - Yeah.

- That's great. - OK.

Say, are you about a size ?

by Lisa Beamer, making a batch of Cinnamon Rolls reply 7713 hours ago

Judy "Pills" Garland was one of the two DLers who revealed he had tongue cancer. He didn't reveal who he was but some of the things he wrote were a giveaway. If I remember correctly he did reveal that he lived in Philly.

If anyone would possibly know of his well being it would be Alpaca from the Q board. They knew each other somewhat from The Bikestop.

by Lisa Beamer, making a batch of Cinnamon Rolls reply 7812 hours ago

Erna never posted a single classic thread. She never even had a memorable post or phrase that anyone associates with her, just that weird, church latin-infused syntax she tries so hard to make happen. There was absolutely nothing pleasant, witty or likable about her.

by Lisa Beamer, making a batch of Cinnamon Rolls reply 7912 hours ago

Per pic at r16: Erna has no lips.

Which comes as no surprise. Bigots rarely have lips.

by Lisa Beamer, making a batch of Cinnamon Rolls reply 8012 hours ago

Tell us about Tybee?

by Lisa Beamer, making a batch of Cinnamon Rolls reply 8112 hours ago

R65 There is no classic Erna comment or thread. He’s a minor part of DL history and a relatively recent addition if I remember correctly. No need to learn anything about him; if he’s dead, he’ll be forgotten in a week.

by Lisa Beamer, making a batch of Cinnamon Rolls reply 8211 hours ago

I’d have to agree with r79 and r82 that Erna/MPC was never very interesting. The other characters we’ve been discussing in the Erna threads, whether likable, infuriating, or batshit, were mostly much more amusing to have around.

by Lisa Beamer, making a batch of Cinnamon Rolls reply 8311 hours ago

Eh, I'd say "sizemeat verificatia" was a classic catchphrase, but that was about it. Browsed Google looking for a "classic Erna thread" and also didn't find any, and mostly just saw him repeating the same things for 20 years.

The guy himself (if he is who he says he is) is interesting in a Colonel-from-Boogie-Nights kind of way. That said, it's weird that he would have worked with certain big name Hollywood people and never mentioned it, but when he hinted at a non-porn movie he was in with a hardcore porn actress, he freaked out even though no one got even CLOSE to guessing who it was.

by Lisa Beamer, making a batch of Cinnamon Rolls reply 8410 hours ago

And he was banned because his posts revealed him as a

fetid

Nazi

shit

eating

pedo

cunt

by Lisa Beamer, making a batch of Cinnamon Rolls reply 859 hours ago

Erna has NOT died. She's undead and 400 years young. She sleeps on a marble slab holding a lily.

by Lisa Beamer, making a batch of Cinnamon Rolls reply 869 hours ago

A dead lily r86.

An important distinction.

by Lisa Beamer, making a batch of Cinnamon Rolls reply 879 hours ago

I'm dea...er...I mean, she's dead.

by Lisa Beamer, making a batch of Cinnamon Rolls reply 889 hours ago

All that fresh sulphur she eats every day keeps her alive.

She doesn't look a day over 375!

by Lisa Beamer, making a batch of Cinnamon Rolls reply 899 hours ago

This thread is getting too meta. My head hurts.

by Lisa Beamer, making a batch of Cinnamon Rolls reply 909 hours ago

To think I was expecting a shit-eating grin @ R16.

by Lisa Beamer, making a batch of Cinnamon Rolls reply 918 hours ago
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