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My boyfriend just called me a whore

Because I put salt on my corn on the cob.

by Anonymousreply 8August 1, 2020 5:09 PM

0/10

by Anonymousreply 1August 1, 2020 4:45 PM

You're not a whore, darling.

YOU'RE A SLUT!

by Anonymousreply 2August 1, 2020 4:46 PM

Maybe he said “fat whore”, referencing your high blood pressure and 79 lb gunt which hangs off the couch.

by Anonymousreply 3August 1, 2020 4:46 PM

Punch. Delete. Life's too short. And he's just jealous because he has no teeth to eat corn on the cob.

by Anonymousreply 4August 1, 2020 4:56 PM

There are people who don't salt their corn on the cob? Are they masochists or ascetic monks or something?

by Anonymousreply 5August 1, 2020 4:59 PM

Please refer to the “trashy” thread.

by Anonymousreply 6August 1, 2020 4:59 PM

He will kill again dearie. They always do...

by Anonymousreply 7August 1, 2020 5:00 PM

Small potatoes. Tell him after he goes to the men’s room next to pick out the pubic hair from his teeth.

by Anonymousreply 8August 1, 2020 5:09 PM
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