Pete looking Jonas-y

What the fuck did he do to his hair?

Reality check: this is not a hot man, average yes, hot no.

Yes, I'm admittedly very jealous of Chasten. I adore Pete but I love their relationship. They are genuinely in love and I believe they are in it for the long haul. Once "Peter" is installed as a UN ambassador, Chasten will revel in throwing parties and mingling with diplomats.

Months ago photos. Holy fuck, you queens must be bored (and dumb)

Chasten, if you're reading this, as I think you do, please tell him to shave, ok hon?

Do we think that they really do it, and how often? I just have a hard time picturing those two going all sweaty and horned up and really going at it. I guess anything is possible.

He looks like Jim Parsons.

He's Maltese, you dumb fuck.

He’s over.

LOL, why would anyone appoint him UN Ambassador with absolutely NO experience in foreign relations? As ridiculous as him becoming President after being a Mayor of a jerkwater town.

He’s only just begun...

Cabinet!

R10 Because he is fluent in so many languages.

Secretary of Defense.

Pete is dominate and quite limber. Pete and Chasten's favorite fuck position is Chasten on his stomach, with Pete's foot on his head, while Pete pumps away. Spit or Crisco is used, depending on length of session.

If Pete wants to get any further in politics, he needs to lose Chasten and find a better looking man.

Sorry, it's the truth.

Chasten is charming, he and Pete are a team.

Chasten is ugly.

[quote]He needs a Jackie to his gay JFK

If ever something deserved its own DL thread, this is it.

R2 He is white, has two arms and two legs and doesn't have any serious or noticeable physical abnormalities. That's an instant 8.5/10 according to lonely DL eldergays.

Pete's the top. Chasten is the hung bottom. He's very cute. Nice couple.

Get a life, Matt. Or, better yet, up your dosage.

Who?

Although, sometimes men who are in power and have to make decisions all of the time prefer to be the bottom in sexual encounters. They love being told what to do for a change.

Is there some way for him to thicken his neck?

They want to start a family. Is either of them pregnant yet?

Lollll... just for the sake of posterity, let me point out that not all of DL was participating in the collective delusion that pretends this guy is even average looking, let alone hot.

R24 there are exercises to thicken the neck. But it will be harder for chasten to wring it during the isolation period.

what an ugly ugly queen

R2 I absolutely agree. I don't see it. At all.

He is handsome and educated. Unless most gay ( or straight) men these days, he has real prospects, ambition and he has no tattoos (which are forever lower class and so very common.)

I think he’s a great catch but if you put his pic on DL and we’d never heard him, hot would be laughed out of the room.

Pity poor Pete. He's going to get his Cabinet appointment and move to Washington, D.C., exactly as he intended, all along. But by that time, the economy will be in depression and he will be stuck with a house in fucking South Bend, Indiana, that he will not be able to sell at any price.

Chasten is going to run a brothel out of it. Belle Watling’s.

He looks hot with a beard and crewcut

Crewcut yes. Beard no. Brains brains and brains.

r8, I have a Maltese. It's cuter than Pete.

Jealous? No, Chasten, I'm not.

R37= Eric Swalwell

When did his upper lip get so big?

Which Jo Bro is he supposed to be looking like?

Pete's the best spokesman for the Democratic party.

I hope he has a hot body and a big dick to compensate for his face.

[Quote] Pete's the best spokesman for the FUTURE OF THE Democratic party.

A gently suggested edit.

R39 Just recently Mike...since Chasten was just chewing on it... It gets even puffier after he's been sucking on Chasten's bone awhile.

I'm not OP but I'd guess he's supposed to be looking like Joe. The one who is expecting a baby.

R15 heresy, complete heresy. I agree with R16 they complement each other and work well as a team. R15 did you want him to turn him back in for some lookie-lou shiny object InstaHo man of the moment? How is that going to help? We can do better.

Ain’t nobody jealous of Chasterbate and his husband here looking like George Michael circa 95. No!

Mother fucker is having my career, if only I could stop doing stupid shit on the internet and chasing past-their-prime chorus boys up and down Commercial Street in Ptown.

Pete can be very attractive sometimes. When his hair is cut lower and he has a well groomed beard going. Like OP says his voice is pretty deep and masculine. And he has a confident, appealing attitude.

But he usually chooses to be clean shaven and have a silly 70s haircut. It makes him look like a child or a chipmunk. He's also a shorty so you have to not care about that. Some of those pictures of him in his military days were worth a little swooning though!