Let’s be the Queen of Mean... Ellen!

I'm the puppies Ellen throws at her staff.

I'm Hermey the Misfit Elf and that bitch stole my look!

Oops! There already is a let’s be thread. My bad. But not as bad as Ellen and being a leader!

I show off the dance I will do on your grave if you look at me.

I'm the booze she hides from Portia de Rossi

We're Ellen's puffy eyelidss from all that crying. We've been getting quite the workout lately. Ellen says a lot of things her crisis managers write for her but we know for a fact that it's mostly because she can not believe people are going public with these things. These things they're saying OUT LOUD. To other people.

"C'mon! These animals need a home! You don't expect ME to take them, do I look like a zookeeper to you? I don't care if your apartment management doesn't allow pets, you'll take this mastiff and give it a good home! I'm the goddamn QUEEN of NICE, underling, and don't you EVER forget it!"

I can't see how she will bounce back from all this negative publicity. Next thing we hear is that Portia is leaving her.

PORTIA!!!!!!!! I WAS ROBBBBBBED!!!!

That bitch got nothing on me! I pull off bitch hair way better!

I’m the switchblade she keeps hidden in her boot, “I will cut a bitch if she looks at me!”

I'm Alison LaPlaca, Mary Page Keller, Chris Lemmon and (Philip Charles MacKenzie having the last laugh.

I’m the animals she gave away. We are relieved not to have to worry about being kicked.

I'm the asshole OP who starts the 43rd Ellen thread. FF and blocked.

I'm the pallets of unused Cover Girl makeup in Ellen and Portia's storage unit, courtesy of Ellen's endorsement deal. I'll never get used, but she's too stingy to donate me. All the mascara will congeal and leak into the adjoining unit during the hot summer months.

I’m the secret phone calls that Ellen keeps making to Anne Heche begging her to tell me “This too shall pass”. However, the only replies Anne can give her is either “I suck real dick now babe, not your plastic one” or “I’m Anne, Mistress Zandau from the Planet DooPooDa, the space boards in 30 minutes”.

Ellen’s the type of person that makes people work a full Friday before a three day weekend.

I'm the fat guy on Ellen she always made squeal like a piggy.

I'm the number "911" and I'm not only the number for EMERGENCY, but I'm also the number of times Portia has dialed me when Ellen goes all pimp style.

"WHO'S PUSSY IS IT?!!" "yours, sir"

I'm Wendy, and ima tell you this bitch needs a HIATUS.

R20 What’s with the eye poppin thing, isn’t that a racial stereotype best avoided?

I'm the "jump-scare." Ellen will use me on the guests of her show and frustrated employees repeatedly.

I’m the longer hair and colourful wardrobe Ellen abandoned in favour of her severe suits and spiky ‘do. I created the illusion of warmth that is now gone forever.

I'm everyone else. It's our fault.

I’m anger management, and I top the long list of Ellen’s unresolved issues!

I'm the angry INCEL, booted from reddit for running a pro rape sub, that just hates absolutely EVERYTHING 🚺♀️, running to DL to start another Ellen thread. I'm thinking of going trans too, but I love my dick, especially when I angry stroke it to lesbian porn.

I’m the giant turd she has left in her personal bathroom on set. A PA is required to flush my toilet for me.

R26 nope. Just a middle age queen here.

I’m projection, and I’m also R26!

Maybe she needs to go on over to the view. Stir her up and see the true Ellen come out!