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What’s Your Superpower?

I can detect police speed traps. I’m really good at it, it’s like a sixth sense and though I don’t speed often I can always tell when a cop lies in wait. My husband is always amazed when I will suddenly slow down for no reason and the cruiser appears nearby.

by Anonymousreply 11Last Friday at 9:09 AM

invisibility

by Anonymousreply 1Last Friday at 5:55 AM

Innate since of time. My schedule varies wildly but I never oversleep and I haven't used an alarm since ever. Even if I get wrecked at the bar and have a 5 am flight, I'm right on time - always.

by Anonymousreply 2Last Friday at 6:03 AM

R1 I just turned 50, I hear ya.

by Anonymousreply 3Last Friday at 6:03 AM

Set men on fire

I have this power

by Anonymousreply 4Last Friday at 6:06 AM

I can mince faster than the speed of light.

Skip over building in a single skip

by Anonymousreply 5Last Friday at 6:06 AM

Set men on fire

I have this power

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by Anonymousreply 6Last Friday at 6:06 AM

I can also tell when a woman is pregnant. I took a “reading auras” course and to me, when a woman is pregnant, I “see” a pink satiny bow of wavery energy above their head. It looks a lot like Minnie Mouse’s bow.

I once saved a woman’s life by telling her (the very day she conceived). Months later she came back to me and told me it had been a tubular pregnancy that could’ve killed her if she hadn’t been forewarned and made the doctor’s appointment ahead of time.

The other time was disasterous, it was a coworker that hated me and wanted to keep her secret and I had blabbed to the staff.

by Anonymousreply 7Last Friday at 6:09 AM

i can get ANY product discontinued, simply by buying it.

by Anonymousreply 8Last Friday at 6:59 AM

I have a unique ability to make people hate me within 2 seconds of meeting me.

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by Anonymousreply 9Last Friday at 9:07 AM

R9, why didn’t that power work with your husband?

by Anonymousreply 10Last Friday at 9:08 AM

Oh Kate, not everyone hates you. Most do because you're lazy and not very smart.

by Anonymousreply 11Last Friday at 9:09 AM
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