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Tell Me Why On Earth Anyone Would Want To Go "'Round The Mulberry Bush"?

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by Anonymousreply 19Last Friday at 8:22 PM

Wtf are you on?

by Anonymousreply 1Last Thursday at 4:21 PM

I want to know why the cobbler thought it was a good idea to have both a monkey AND a weasel in his workshop.

by Anonymousreply 2Last Thursday at 4:23 PM

Isn't that another nursery rhyme about dead kids? Like Ring Around the Rosy?

by Anonymousreply 3Last Thursday at 4:26 PM

Ring around my asshole

by Anonymousreply 4Last Thursday at 4:28 PM

I don't know, OP ask the muffin man. He lives on Drury Lane.

by Anonymousreply 5Last Thursday at 4:30 PM

Just where was this pie that Little Jack Horner pulled that plum out of?

by Anonymousreply 6Last Thursday at 4:30 PM

My name's Puddentain. Ask me again and I'll tell you the same.

by Anonymousreply 7Last Thursday at 4:31 PM

Remember Lisa Minooli using that rhyme to simulate a breakdown and take shameless advantage of her mother’s death?

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by Anonymousreply 8Last Thursday at 4:35 PM

Well when you grow up a girl in Mulberry and don't like the boys, there isn't much else to do!

by Anonymousreply 9Last Thursday at 5:31 PM

Monkey and weasel were slurs, r2.

by Anonymousreply 10Last Thursday at 5:45 PM

[quote]Tell Me Why On Earth Anyone Would Want To Go "'Round The Mulberry Bush"?

Well, what else is there to do so early in the morning?

by Anonymousreply 11Last Thursday at 5:51 PM

Fuck all of you...I grew up with 30 siblings, and we lived in a damn SHOE! Our mother never knew what to do.

by Anonymousreply 12Last Thursday at 5:53 PM

I like blueberries.

by Anonymousreply 13Last Thursday at 5:59 PM


Fuck you

by Anonymousreply 14Last Friday at 4:16 PM

mulberries are excellent!

by Anonymousreply 15Last Friday at 4:20 PM

I’m still trying to figure out what cockles are?

by Anonymousreply 16Last Friday at 4:37 PM

16 replies and no one mentioned Wee Willie's Winkie?

by Anonymousreply 17Last Friday at 8:18 PM

Especially early in the morning....

by Anonymousreply 18Last Friday at 8:20 PM

Because Mr. Mulberry had a 9 inch cock.

by Anonymousreply 19Last Friday at 8:22 PM
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