Lana Del Rey shows off svelte figure during shopping outing

Slim pins!

"Her curvaceous figure complemented by a stylish denim diaper-panty"

I'm honestly shocked.

She would look fine if she wore clothes that fit instead of squeezing herself into a pair of Daisy Dukes two sizes too small. Is she trying to give herself a yeast infection?

Her snack purse is evidently a grocery store bag!

Is she Dutch ?

Talk about summertime sadness.

R7 This comment is gold.

How chafed are her upper thighs?

My God, what trash. That hat & sunglasses... the whole outfit is so 2003.

Born to die.

She has Mariah Carey syndrome. I still look GREAT crammed into these way too small shorts.

She's definitely not "Young and Beautiful" anymore.

Is she dating Kid Rock? Otherwise I do not understand the need for this get-up. Why the tight denim diapers, they don't look good on anyone. She'd be okay if she wore some normal clothes.

Is she still with Officer Sticks?

R8, then wit & wisdom me, bitch. :-)

NOW I believe she'd fuck up Azealia Banks.

That coochie gotta be real cut up!

Is she drinking a cup of gravy on an eveyday basis now?

Jesus, how trashy. Was she raised by pig farmers?

She has the Lens body—fat with no tits.

Is she pregnant?

Her shorts are indecent for public wear.

Now it's time to stop eating soft ice cream.

Pandemic pounds

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Same shorts...

being dumped by the policeman+pandemic=this. Hopefully some good music will come from this. Norman Fucking Rockwell! was excellent!

I guess this is as good a place as any to post this: A few days ago, I was hanging out with a buddy and he made one of the loudest, longest farts I've ever heard. "Listen," he said, "isn't that Lana Del Rey's new song?" I could just imagine her opening her mouth and "singing" that fart song to Sgt. Stix.

[quote] being dumped by the policeman

That's news to me. Is that something recent?

I'd suggest getting rid of those pants but I fear she may show what's under them!

What a dirty looking woman. Did she grow up in a trailer park?

She’s still with the cop, that’s why she’s in Tulsa of all places. She even posted a pic taken in his car the other day.

Forget her weight...

Those shorts and the shirt and the sunglasses and a motherfucking camo baseball cap?!?

What the hell has happened to her? Was she always this tacky in real life? I’m clutching my pearls and feeling a little bit like Johnny from Airplane - Where did you get that dress, it's awful, and those shoes and that coat, jeeeeez!

Oklahoma bleach job

She’s the low rent Britney. And that’s really LOW.

Stunning and brave! Living their truth!

[quote] Lana Del Rey shows off sweaty figure during shopping outing

There, fixed it for ya.

NOW, Caitlyn is complaining about the constant comparisons!

She's not a singer, vocalist. Call it what you will.

Dark hair suits her better. The blonde with those streaks isn’t doing her any favors, she looks like a racist soccer mom.

She's with a deplorable, she looks like one now. It should work out very well for everyone involved.

The camo hat and camo mask are what sends it over the edge for me. She's getting way too close to full Oklahoma deplorable territory (if she hasn't already plunged right in).

She just dont give a fuck, stepping out in those coochie cutters.

There goes the myth that fatties like to spread about women gaining some weight means automatic curves. A lot of women when they gain weight they’ll just look like rectangular blobs of blubber like Lana.

Those jean panties are not doing her any favors. She really has gone full deplorablette, fat, trashy ironed hair, skin tight shitty clothes.

This saddens me.

Denim thongs are so trashy

[quote] She really has gone full deplorablette, fat, trashy ironed hair, skin tight shitty clothes.

Oh Jesus, are you seriously saying liberals should be thin and wear demure clothes? She looks just fine. Many men prefer Rubenesque figures. I'd bet most girls who eat well and don't fret about gaining a few pounds are much more nicer to be around than those L.A. stick figure bitches who are constantly on the verge of rage out of plain hunger.

[quote] She's not a singer, vocalist. Call it what you will.

And yet she makes rather enjoyable music. A remix of Summertime Sadness was one of my most played songs on the summer it came out.

Oh sorry I thought she was dumped? She’s not ? So then the police dude has fattened her up because he likes them chonky.

Thank you, r45, for “coochie cutters”! You’ve gotten my day off to a wonderful start.

She must be on the same meds as Gaga was when she got fat.

The shirt is way too small too, it barely covers her gut. Why not wear a flowy summer dress? This get up looks trashy and uncomfortable.

R52 Yikes, I forgot about that. She still crammed herself into skimpy, too small and unflattering costumes too.

She's cosplaying as Oklahoma trash but the real question is WHY? Especially after years of her pretentious "I'm a beautiful flower sharing my gift with you ungrateful plebes" talk.

She doesn't look like someone who appreciates a good dicking so I don't think it's the cock that's making her act this way.

I think I read somewhere she's one of those big Second Amendment gun nuts. Maybe she just managed to hide her deplorable true self better in the past.

This pic is from 2016. I guess she's a yo yo dieter/gainer?

R57 is a manipulated photo by someone who takes original photos and makes the women fat.

Here's the original. Did you really think it was real?

Yup! They got me.

American version - not as talented

r55 Perhaps she's attempting to artfully subvert the Karen meme.

r60 Winehouse never got fat. She was a normal attractive healthy weight when she started, then became more and more skeletal with more and more drug use & eating disorders.

Plus Amy had more talent in her toenails than Del Rey will ever have.

R2 you need to go write for the Daily Fail. 😂😂

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Amy’s stomach was the least of her concerns. Wasn’t she bulimic for a long time? Then got hooked on heroin. Such a sad life.

R65 I am also skinny but have fat stomach and man boobs :(

Lana looks a bit overweight but I don’t see any cellulite.

[quote]Oh Jesus, are you seriously saying liberals should be thin and wear demure clothes? She looks just fine. Many men prefer Rubenesque figures.

More like Ruben Studdard-esque.

Amy's belly was from her almost-unlimited consumption of alcohol. She died of alcohol poisoning after drinking a barrel of vodka.

She's hot and thiccc af. Love it.

R49’s fat jean panty-warring ass is triggered.

Fucking lardass

Maybe Lana should take up smoking, I hear it keeps one’s weight down.

r54 #NeverForget

She's not even wearing the face mask correctly. What's left of her nostrils is not covered.

Hope those shorts are getting washed every day.

[quote]Amy's belly was from her almost-unlimited consumption of alcohol. She died of alcohol poisoning after drinking a barrel of vodka.

No, it wasn't just alcohol. When Amy sat down, her belly would create several folds on top of itself; this is not a distended belly thing, it is a "belly with large layers of fat" thing.

I have a very clear memory of this, because at the time, I suffered from anorexia and was always looking for pictures of people, especially people with a reputation for being thin, to compare myself with. Her belly caught my eye because, among other things, I believed that the same, to a lesser extent, was my case: I thought I was thin except for my belly. And my fascination with her belly was not just anorexic paranoia; gossip writers made comments about it, too.

Unfortunately I can't find the photo that caught my attention the most: of her sitting on the sand of a beach, with her body all thin but with the biggest belly fold I have ever seen in a person of her weight.

I wouldn't be surprised if gossip websites had erased much of what was said of it on their pages about her after her tragic death.

Lol R74. R77 I have always been a thin person with a belly too. It's the most stubborn and annoying thing! I had a tummy tuck at 35 and the doctor told me I was "the best" (gee thanks!) type of candidate for the surgery. It was literally just a fat pouch hanging off me. I was so glad to see the hateful pouch go. Glad to hear you've made it past your struggle and wish you the best.

This photo of Lana is more recent than the OP's.

I think she looks wonderful and am so tired of people shaming fuller-figured stars. They look like real people.

Her thighs should have their own zip code.

She appears to have no waist or boobs. I think you can look good with some extra pounds but only with the right proportions.

r25 "Summertime Sadness, Pandemic Pounds" sounds like one of those movies Paul Newman directed Joanne Woodward in.

R81 it’s as if they squeezed the toothpaste tube till everything went sadly😞wrong.

r79 Now that's what a real woman looks like. No man wants to bang a bag of bones you know.

Anyone that's moved to Oklahoma has already given up on life.

Amy Winehouse's enlarged belly was due to ascites (fluid) from liver failure.

R69

Ruben has nice tits. Never realized that before.

I want to see Henry Cavill in some coochie cutters like this.

They’re not ‘that nice’.

Wow.

I guess the mask covers up the double chin.

I think she still looks pretty in R91's photo—she's thickened up certainly, but I still think she is an attractive woman. When she first got famous after "Born to Die" came out, she was very thin, but seems to have slowly packed on weight over the years. I do find that she tends to "cosplay" certain archetypes, as R55 said; she used to brand herself as a quasi-chola (she's 100% Anglo-Saxon white), and sometimes a glamorous film star from the '50s. More recently, she was toying with the '60s Topanga Canyon hippie archetype, but now that she's been dating that reality TV cop, she seems enamored with the Oklahoma trailer-trash vibe (he lives in Tulsa). I read that one of the songs from her upcoming album is called "Tulsa Jesus Freak"—make of that what you will.

I know that she used to apparently live in a trailer park in New Jersey back in the day, but that seems like it was more a voluntary act of rebellion against her uppercrust upbringing than anything out of necessity. She has long claimed she doesn't come from money, but she's full of shit. Her daddy was a domain investor and she spent her life in private boarding schools and went to a private (expensive) college. She may actually believe her family was not wealthy, but if that's the case, she's simply out of touch.

Even despite my qualms with her, I am a fan. She is certainly an enigma, if anything, and has remained one for the last decade. In spite of her writing at its most cliched (I really wish she'd spare us from anymore basic-bitch Sylvia Plath/Jim Morrison/James Dean references), I do find a lot of her music soul-wrenching and beautiful. "Ultraviolence," "Honeymoon," and "Norman Fucking Rockwell" were all truly brilliant albums. She is a legitimately talented writer when she's not laying on the overwrought pop culture cliches so much.

r91 She's gone full Karen.

She is both and idiot and an asshole. And has bad music.

She’s slowing turning into Ivanka Trump, albeit chunkier. The trumps must have given her Tiffany’s pod. Something has been snatched here.

Between dating a cop, to her recent rant about other female artists, to not wearing an actual mask in public, Lana is truly risking alienating the vast majority of her PC millennial and gen Z fanbase—which is pretty much all of it. She is not one who possesses self-awareness.

The cop was hot, can't blame her for fucking him. Stupid part was getting into a relationship. Republican trash cop = pig. Fuck him a few times and move on.

Blue Jeans = Daisy Dukes two sizes too small

That svelte curvaceous figure is amazing.

Svelveeta.

You wish you were this thicc.

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Dear God, she's huge.

Imagine the size of her turds.

r104 No. Only you would spend time doing that.

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Priceless.

Girls Gotta Eat

She's growing Lens size.

Ew wearing slippers outside of the house is about as white trash as they come. Doesn't this girl know about having food delivered?? She's constantly schlepping the food back to some shitty motel.

Her skirt is doing that thing where it keeps riding up because it's too tight, the fabric is desperate to escape to the waistline and get away from those hefty hips.

[quote]She's been seen around town recently with her arm in a sling, and she took to social media over the weekend to explain what happened.

"Oh, [italic]that.[/italic] I am [bold]so[/bold] embarrassed. I fell getting on the bus and hit my elbow on the fare box. Well, I felt like a DAMN FOOL!"

Is that true R112? What in God's name is she doing riding the bus? Is she trying to be cool pretending she's poor (and dirty)? Like Ethan Hawke and Curt Cobain in the early 90s...

Even at her thinnest, Lana always had big hips and thighs. Like Mischa Barton, minus the cellulite.