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Lana Del Rey shows off svelte figure during shopping outing

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by Anonymousreply 9008/06/2020

Slim pins!

by Anonymousreply 107/29/2020

"Her curvaceous figure complemented by a stylish denim diaper-panty"

by Anonymousreply 207/29/2020

I'm honestly shocked.

by Anonymousreply 307/29/2020

She would look fine if she wore clothes that fit instead of squeezing herself into a pair of Daisy Dukes two sizes too small. Is she trying to give herself a yeast infection?

by Anonymousreply 407/29/2020

Her snack purse is evidently a grocery store bag!

by Anonymousreply 507/29/2020

Is she Dutch ?

by Anonymousreply 607/29/2020

Talk about summertime sadness.

by Anonymousreply 707/29/2020

R7 This comment is gold.

by Anonymousreply 807/29/2020

How chafed are her upper thighs?

by Anonymousreply 907/29/2020

My God, what trash. That hat & sunglasses... the whole outfit is so 2003.

by Anonymousreply 1007/29/2020

Born to die.

by Anonymousreply 1107/29/2020

She has Mariah Carey syndrome. I still look GREAT crammed into these way too small shorts.

by Anonymousreply 1207/29/2020

She's definitely not "Young and Beautiful" anymore.

by Anonymousreply 1307/29/2020

Is she dating Kid Rock? Otherwise I do not understand the need for this get-up. Why the tight denim diapers, they don't look good on anyone. She'd be okay if she wore some normal clothes.

by Anonymousreply 1407/29/2020

Is she still with Officer Sticks?

by Anonymousreply 1507/29/2020

R8, then wit & wisdom me, bitch. :-)

by Anonymousreply 1607/29/2020

NOW I believe she'd fuck up Azealia Banks.

by Anonymousreply 1707/29/2020

That coochie gotta be real cut up!

by Anonymousreply 1807/29/2020

Is she drinking a cup of gravy on an eveyday basis now?

by Anonymousreply 1907/29/2020

Jesus, how trashy. Was she raised by pig farmers?

by Anonymousreply 2007/29/2020

She has the Lens body—fat with no tits.

by Anonymousreply 2107/29/2020

Is she pregnant?

by Anonymousreply 2207/29/2020

Her shorts are indecent for public wear.

by Anonymousreply 2307/29/2020

Now it's time to stop eating soft ice cream.

by Anonymousreply 2407/29/2020

Pandemic pounds

by Anonymousreply 2507/29/2020
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by Anonymousreply 2607/29/2020

R22 No

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by Anonymousreply 2707/29/2020

Same shorts...

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by Anonymousreply 2807/29/2020

being dumped by the policeman+pandemic=this. Hopefully some good music will come from this. Norman Fucking Rockwell! was excellent!

by Anonymousreply 2907/29/2020

I guess this is as good a place as any to post this: A few days ago, I was hanging out with a buddy and he made one of the loudest, longest farts I've ever heard. "Listen," he said, "isn't that Lana Del Rey's new song?" I could just imagine her opening her mouth and "singing" that fart song to Sgt. Stix.

by Anonymousreply 3007/29/2020

[quote] being dumped by the policeman

That's news to me. Is that something recent?

by Anonymousreply 3107/29/2020

I'd suggest getting rid of those pants but I fear she may show what's under them!

by Anonymousreply 3207/29/2020

What a dirty looking woman. Did she grow up in a trailer park?

by Anonymousreply 3307/29/2020

She’s still with the cop, that’s why she’s in Tulsa of all places. She even posted a pic taken in his car the other day.

by Anonymousreply 3407/29/2020

Forget her weight...

Those shorts and the shirt and the sunglasses and a motherfucking camo baseball cap?!?

What the hell has happened to her? Was she always this tacky in real life? I’m clutching my pearls and feeling a little bit like Johnny from Airplane - Where did you get that dress, it's awful, and those shoes and that coat, jeeeeez!

by Anonymousreply 3507/29/2020

Oklahoma bleach job

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by Anonymousreply 3607/29/2020

She’s the low rent Britney. And that’s really LOW.

by Anonymousreply 3707/29/2020

Stunning and brave! Living their truth!

by Anonymousreply 3807/29/2020

[quote] Lana Del Rey shows off sweaty figure during shopping outing

There, fixed it for ya.

by Anonymousreply 3907/29/2020

NOW, Caitlyn is complaining about the constant comparisons!

by Anonymousreply 4007/29/2020

She's not a singer, vocalist. Call it what you will.

by Anonymousreply 4107/29/2020

Dark hair suits her better. The blonde with those streaks isn’t doing her any favors, she looks like a racist soccer mom.

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by Anonymousreply 4207/29/2020

She's with a deplorable, she looks like one now. It should work out very well for everyone involved.

by Anonymousreply 4307/29/2020

The camo hat and camo mask are what sends it over the edge for me. She's getting way too close to full Oklahoma deplorable territory (if she hasn't already plunged right in).

by Anonymousreply 4407/29/2020

She just dont give a fuck, stepping out in those coochie cutters.

by Anonymousreply 4507/29/2020

There goes the myth that fatties like to spread about women gaining some weight means automatic curves. A lot of women when they gain weight they’ll just look like rectangular blobs of blubber like Lana.

by Anonymousreply 4607/29/2020

Those jean panties are not doing her any favors. She really has gone full deplorablette, fat, trashy ironed hair, skin tight shitty clothes.

This saddens me.

by Anonymousreply 4707/29/2020

Denim thongs are so trashy

by Anonymousreply 4807/29/2020

[quote] She really has gone full deplorablette, fat, trashy ironed hair, skin tight shitty clothes.

Oh Jesus, are you seriously saying liberals should be thin and wear demure clothes? She looks just fine. Many men prefer Rubenesque figures. I'd bet most girls who eat well and don't fret about gaining a few pounds are much more nicer to be around than those L.A. stick figure bitches who are constantly on the verge of rage out of plain hunger.

[quote] She's not a singer, vocalist. Call it what you will.

And yet she makes rather enjoyable music. A remix of Summertime Sadness was one of my most played songs on the summer it came out.

by Anonymousreply 4907/29/2020

Oh sorry I thought she was dumped? She’s not ? So then the police dude has fattened her up because he likes them chonky.

by Anonymousreply 5007/30/2020

Thank you, r45, for “coochie cutters”! You’ve gotten my day off to a wonderful start.

by Anonymousreply 5107/30/2020

She must be on the same meds as Gaga was when she got fat.

by Anonymousreply 5207/30/2020

The shirt is way too small too, it barely covers her gut. Why not wear a flowy summer dress? This get up looks trashy and uncomfortable.

by Anonymousreply 5307/30/2020

R52 Yikes, I forgot about that. She still crammed herself into skimpy, too small and unflattering costumes too.

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by Anonymousreply 5407/30/2020

She's cosplaying as Oklahoma trash but the real question is WHY? Especially after years of her pretentious "I'm a beautiful flower sharing my gift with you ungrateful plebes" talk.

She doesn't look like someone who appreciates a good dicking so I don't think it's the cock that's making her act this way.

by Anonymousreply 5507/30/2020

I think I read somewhere she's one of those big Second Amendment gun nuts. Maybe she just managed to hide her deplorable true self better in the past.

by Anonymousreply 5607/30/2020

This pic is from 2016. I guess she's a yo yo dieter/gainer?

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by Anonymousreply 5707/30/2020

R57 is a manipulated photo by someone who takes original photos and makes the women fat.

Here's the original. Did you really think it was real?

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by Anonymousreply 5807/30/2020

Yup! They got me.

by Anonymousreply 5907/30/2020

American version - not as talented

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by Anonymousreply 6007/30/2020

r55 Perhaps she's attempting to artfully subvert the Karen meme.

by Anonymousreply 6107/30/2020

r60 Winehouse never got fat. She was a normal attractive healthy weight when she started, then became more and more skeletal with more and more drug use & eating disorders.

by Anonymousreply 6207/30/2020

Plus Amy had more talent in her toenails than Del Rey will ever have.

by Anonymousreply 6307/30/2020

R2 you need to go write for the Daily Fail. 😂😂

by Anonymousreply 6407/30/2020

The weird thing about Amy is that, even at her skinniest, she never lost her stomach fat.

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by Anonymousreply 6507/30/2020

Amy’s stomach was the least of her concerns. Wasn’t she bulimic for a long time? Then got hooked on heroin. Such a sad life.

by Anonymousreply 6607/30/2020

R65 I am also skinny but have fat stomach and man boobs :(

by Anonymousreply 6707/30/2020

Lana looks a bit overweight but I don’t see any cellulite.

by Anonymousreply 6807/30/2020

[quote]Oh Jesus, are you seriously saying liberals should be thin and wear demure clothes? She looks just fine. Many men prefer Rubenesque figures.

More like Ruben Studdard-esque.

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by Anonymousreply 6907/30/2020

Amy's belly was from her almost-unlimited consumption of alcohol. She died of alcohol poisoning after drinking a barrel of vodka.

by Anonymousreply 7007/30/2020

She's hot and thiccc af. Love it.

by Anonymousreply 7107/30/2020

R49’s fat jean panty-warring ass is triggered.

Fucking lardass

by Anonymousreply 7207/30/2020

Maybe Lana should take up smoking, I hear it keeps one’s weight down.

by Anonymousreply 7307/30/2020

r54 #NeverForget

by Anonymousreply 7407/30/2020

She's not even wearing the face mask correctly. What's left of her nostrils is not covered.

by Anonymousreply 7507/30/2020

Hope those shorts are getting washed every day.

by Anonymousreply 7607/30/2020

[quote]Amy's belly was from her almost-unlimited consumption of alcohol. She died of alcohol poisoning after drinking a barrel of vodka.

No, it wasn't just alcohol. When Amy sat down, her belly would create several folds on top of itself; this is not a distended belly thing, it is a "belly with large layers of fat" thing.

I have a very clear memory of this, because at the time, I suffered from anorexia and was always looking for pictures of people, especially people with a reputation for being thin, to compare myself with. Her belly caught my eye because, among other things, I believed that the same, to a lesser extent, was my case: I thought I was thin except for my belly. And my fascination with her belly was not just anorexic paranoia; gossip writers made comments about it, too.

Unfortunately I can't find the photo that caught my attention the most: of her sitting on the sand of a beach, with her body all thin but with the biggest belly fold I have ever seen in a person of her weight.

I wouldn't be surprised if gossip websites had erased much of what was said of it on their pages about her after her tragic death.

by Anonymousreply 7707/31/2020

Lol R74. R77 I have always been a thin person with a belly too. It's the most stubborn and annoying thing! I had a tummy tuck at 35 and the doctor told me I was "the best" (gee thanks!) type of candidate for the surgery. It was literally just a fat pouch hanging off me. I was so glad to see the hateful pouch go. Glad to hear you've made it past your struggle and wish you the best.

by Anonymousreply 7807/31/2020

This photo of Lana is more recent than the OP's.

I think she looks wonderful and am so tired of people shaming fuller-figured stars. They look like real people.

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by Anonymousreply 7907/31/2020

Her thighs should have their own zip code.

by Anonymousreply 8007/31/2020

She appears to have no waist or boobs. I think you can look good with some extra pounds but only with the right proportions.

by Anonymousreply 8107/31/2020

r25 "Summertime Sadness, Pandemic Pounds" sounds like one of those movies Paul Newman directed Joanne Woodward in.

by Anonymousreply 8207/31/2020

R81 it’s as if they squeezed the toothpaste tube till everything went sadly😞wrong.

by Anonymousreply 8307/31/2020

r79 Now that's what a real woman looks like. No man wants to bang a bag of bones you know.

by Anonymousreply 8407/31/2020

Anyone that's moved to Oklahoma has already given up on life.

by Anonymousreply 8507/31/2020

Amy Winehouse's enlarged belly was due to ascites (fluid) from liver failure.

by Anonymousreply 8607/31/2020

R69

Ruben has nice tits. Never realized that before.

by Anonymousreply 8707/31/2020

I want to see Henry Cavill in some coochie cutters like this.

by Anonymousreply 8807/31/2020

They’re not ‘that nice’.

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