Armie Hammer tweeted don't vote for Biden, it's the same as voting for Trump. Then he deleted.

He's a moron of the highest order. Who gave him permission to speak?

It's really easy to say things ike "overthrow the government" when you expect everyone else to do the work as you sip martinis in your penthouse. Am I right Susan Sarandon???

He just needs to present dick and hole. Leave the politics to the experts.

Remember Armie: dick and hole. Dick and hole.

Aren't people yet tired of stupid fucking celebrities like this? I ask the same of actors/comedians/signers as I do my plumber, just do your job and don't get shit on my floor.

There should be some kind of legal document out there that celebs are required to sign. It says "instead of posting about politics, I will attend acting/singing/some other talent school to improve my skills".

Any evidence, fat OP? Otherwise your thread is just a lie.

R6 Sure idiot.

This thread is my new fave. Lol

Lord, and you people think the wife is the crazy one?

So now the Armie fans, busing themselves with Charmie conspiracy theories to distract the fact that this latest is indefensible. But many of them are probably hired to promote this malcontent so they’ll do what they can discussing Timothee Chalamet’s whereabouts and how that somehow links to this dangerously stupid pond scum to avoid discussing this.

Appears we’ve identified Kanye’s running mate.

Hey - Armie Hammer's PR team!

Its time to break out the B. A. Baracus pen and jab the bitch

She's getting messy!

R9 it’s now become very apparent who the nutter was. She was a saint for being with him for 10 years.

LOL, R11

narcissism + ego = US political sage

What is the point of sharing this here: to spread Hammer's position, or to gather ridicule for his position?

what would happen to the US if the majority of people ignored nonsense-spewing fame whores' social media accounts?

He must require a team of minders watching his every move 24/7. I’m surprized deleted before passing out and convefe ing it. Someone else must also have his password.

He's a sack of shit attention whore

😂 “Overthrow the government.” And Armie’s gonna be right there on the front lines, right? This guy probably can’t change a flat tire. Has he ever actually worked a day in his life?

R17. Unfortunately I think that about sums it up. If he wasn’t trashed and the majority of people supported this, I’m sure it wouldn’t have been deleted. Because, you know, the likes.

R18 apparently he’s some sort of actor.

I bet he thought Colby Keller was "right" in 2016.

Rich guy desperate for attention says stupid stuff... it must be Tuesday

Calls for a revolution from the comfort of his LA mansion, just don't have it in his front yard

He doesn’t gaf if there’s a revolution. His kids are safely out the country and he’s a rich man who can leave easily. Disgusting moron.

Sick of him. Moronic motherfucker.

At this present moment the Charmies are hating on Timothee for visiting his 90 yo grandma and family in NYC rather than having an affair with his former co-star with the mental capacity of a piece of lint before he has to leave the country during a pandemic to film Dune reshoots.

He’s a Republican piece of shit and a piece of shit in general. Don’t watch his movies.

He was married to a Republican, was/is a registered Republican, his mother is a Trump supporter...he only started political tweets when called out for his tone deaf, golf posts during the BLM protests. Now he’s descended to asking for war. Wasn’t his grandpa a war profiteer?

He's the absolute worst. #NotMyOliver

R28 lol. Oh my god, the promotion for the sequel is going to be joke worthy. They’ll have to ban all questions because he’s been busy these past years with Saudi Arabia, toe sucking, DMs and political performance activism.

They should dump Armie and get Michele Morrone to play Oliver.

R30 ok, yes!

If I was the director, it might end up rated X with all the graphic sex scenes I’d have in there. There’d be multiple stretches of the film where Oliver is just pounding Elio for minutes on end, covered in sweat. I’d have guys sneaking small bottles of lotion into the theater.

R32 then you’d definitely have to recast micro penis Armie.

He's probably drunk again. Dude, go to rehab. You're out of work, anyways. Perfect time to go.

I did that Emmy number with Joe Biden??

R34 this is my impression. He gets high or drunk and starts verbal diarrhoea on Twitter for attention. I’m certain someone else has his password because no way he’d have the self awareness to delete those tweets that fast.

He is just so. goddamn. stupid. And fucking annoying with his fake woke shit. Just shut up, trust fund baby! No one cares what you have to say.

NEVER FORGET!

Jesus...rehab, Armie!

It made D Listed

Comment on DListed:

Ugh he is a yacht shoe in human form

More ammo for the missus. Hope she gets more than half.

Control your bottom, Timmy.

Dumb celebrities who think they should tweet out all their idiotic thoughts. He never learns his lesson.

He’s such a bad actor he got fired from Gossip Gurl.

I wonder if he'd be for a revolution in Saudi Arabia too.

Funny how he's all for a revolution when he's about to have to pay out half his money to his soon-to-be ex.

I intend to vote for Biden no questions asked but he isn't wrong about Biden not being the transformable figure people want. That being said, a piece of shit left to dry in the California sun is a better fit for President than Trump. America does need a revolution...the 99% really need to get off their asses and take down the 1% wealthy.

No one looks at Biden as a transformative figure r47.

They look at him as Not Trump, a return to normalcy.

Not every problem in America is due to the 1%. Increased taxes on the 1% are needed but taxing them to extreme levels like Bernie wants won't solve anything. Biden never proposed anything as stupid as Bernie. He's way more practical and has actually achieved things. If Armie is telling people Biden isn't transformational, well, duh. He's not supposed to be.

someone needs to take away his phone.

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Rich morons are the worst.

What exactly is his brand? Who is he hoping to appeal too? His fans all seem either middle aged pedo fetishists or flat eathers. Not the type who would care much about being fake woke tbh. Because this D list comment says it all for me, He’s stupid and arrogant. Such an unpleasant combination in a person. ” he’s succeeded in making people hate him who probably never seen any of his work.

[Quote]He’s stupid and arrogant. Such an unpleasant combination in a person.

Correct.

Well the pseudo fan war is over. The “antis” won without lifting a finger. Armie did all the work for them. Such a self destructive individual. Must be heavy drug use that his minders can’t control.

NEVER FORGET!

Lol “ Fuck this absolute piece of shit and this false "they're the same" narrative. Armie with a cousin named Buck is all you need to know.” -DListed comment

Cancel him!

R58 he needs a muzzle.

R5, if high school dropout Trump voters are allowed to post about politics, why can't celebrities?

That said, Armie is an idiot

With his non existent talent, irritating af personality, big dumb mouth and his quickly declining looks I'm surprised he's made it as far, albeit not very, as he has. He really is insufferable which per se isn't the end of the world cause many of these rich, famous assholes are but this attention whore literally has nothing to back it up, except Hammer's name and money.

God. What a stupid fucking idiot.

Great idea, Armie, overthrowing the government. You go first, I swear I’ll follow.

Girl.. go suck a dick

What I dislike the most about this asshole is not just that he says stupid shit, it's that he says it with his whole chest like he's an expert and is schooling us on the "truth" that the rest of us don't get. We know, you fucking moron. We know who Biden is. But we cannot survive another four years of Trumpster Fire. Just go back to your BDSM dungeon and stay there.

cunt

"He's like a hot Lena Dunham" - d listed comment.

Who put a quarter in this idiot?

Has he been hanging out with Mark Ruffalo and Susan Sarandon?

Is he still trying to make himself happen?

[quote]mental capacity of a piece of lint

LOL, r25

And now he's posted a Bernie insta story. Funny how he stayed silent re Bernie when he was in the race, but now he's pandering to all those who called for him to publicly support Sanders.

He wants Trump to stay in office because it means less taxes for him.

He needs to show his erect cock and cheeks pulled apart anus. And post a jack off video. That is all we need from him.

R71 Exactly, shows his real motives. Well, that, or he's only just heard about Bernie. Which actually isn't impossible given how fucking dumb he is.

He's just the worst. If he continues to get decent roles after his fuckery over the last year and not to mention his complete inability to act then we'll know he's throwing some serious cash at someone.

This is where ball-gags and restraints come in, also some punishment for being so fucking stupid.

Shut up, Armie.

actor = dumb cunt.

Just stop hiring str8 white people altogether. Call me a reverse racist, call me a communist, call me a terrorist, all your insults just cancel each other out and prove me right. Armie Hammer is white privilege incarnate.

He was not wrong.

Maybe not, R79, but he’s missing the point.

This is my fave thread

looks like mrch*lamet tumblr is out for Hammers head today.

[R75] or sucking some serious dick

[R75] Or sucking some serious dick

[quote] if high school dropout Trump voters are allowed to post about politics, why can't celebrities?

Armie is an high school dropout too

[quote]He sounds like a 15 year old who just started smoking weed and thinks every thought they have under the influence is some kind of wisdom.

LOL

I’m so over self indulgent celebs and those born with a silver spoon up their ass. So out of touch with reality and love to preach when they honestly have no clue as they live in a cushy bubble where they are always being catered to.

His absolute lack of self-awareness and self-control just floors me. Aren’t those signs of mental health issues in adults? He is in his mid-30s?

His paternal grandfather was legit mentally ill IIRC.

NEVER FORGET!

R88 Either he has some worsening mental issues or he is an alcoholic/drug-addicted. No way his social media activity is that of a sane person

His lack of self-awareness and self-control cannot be ascribed just to being raised as a spoilt kid

[91] I think it's a clusterfuck of all the above. Drugs and/or alcohol with a life of privilege and never being held accountable for anything and never turning a hand at a real job. Hell, he's never waited a table. He believes himself above it all and I'm loving every second of watching him fall

Narcissistic Personality Disorder is a helluva drug.

I would think he is in desperate need of big time behavioral health therapy. He seems so self-destructive. Does he have a serious identity crisis? He could be one of those people that depends on others for his opinions. He is so messed up and it is getting worse. His biggest asset is his looks and that is going downhill fast. Maybe that's part of his problem....being popular due only to his looks, not his talent nor his intellect nor his personality. Sad. If he wants any career going forward, he needs to go to rehab and get off the booze. He also needs to g.et back in shape since his looks are his paycheck

The cognitive dissonance between his idealized and actual self has rendered him totally unstable.

See photo at R90 for illustration.

Armie Hammer is a total moron.

Dlisted called him a Susan Sarandon, Celebitchy are calling him out on the tweets. But the best is this comment in Celebitchy.

“The very exact same second I clicked and started reading about this Arm and Hammer (I bet he’s been arm wrestling his entire life), my second screen had a pop-up advertisement for foam penis enhancement inserts. A push-up penal bra. Coincidences like this are what I live for.“

I despise Joe Biden, and it only grew tremendously this year, but its a high privilege to think its okay to say its the *same* as voting for Trump.

On one hand there's Sanders hanging his head low like he wasn't fighting for M4A (etc) for years and years, on the other hand there's unhinged supporters treating the presumed Democratic nominee like he's the turd next to the shit. It doesn't work that way. On some issues they're better or worse for different people, only not quite as much as partisans insist. If you're gay and voting Trump you're a moron. If you're gay and refusing to vote for Biden I can get you, perhaps consider it, but don't you dare say he's the same as the walking disaster. Even if Biden is arguably a walking braindead, that's still not what's been in office the last years.

You could have had the gay guy but nooooooooooooo…

[quote]He seems so self-destructive. Does he have a serious identity crisis?

He does seem to be going through something but yeah, I think it's a combination of utter stupidity, arrogance, self-destruction and yeah, some sort of personal crisis. I mean there's literally no reason to be posting all the crap he does....that toe video (it wasn't pedo and his wife filmed it, it was just incredibly dumb and pointless), him shitting on Marvel, pissing people off about Stan Lee etcetc yet he does and no matter how much he's trashed afterwards he keeps doing it. Or maybe he just enjoys being ridiculed and hated on? Who knows but he's an absolute nightmare for his PR people for sure.

R100 I don't think you can discount possible deviance with the toe sucking. The hashtag was totally sexualizing what his son was doing and his face was beet red while it was happening. He's the typical myopic, creepy type who thought nothing of playing a child groomer and regularly sexualizes his daughter's art work.

Other than that, I think he's struggling with his sexuality and has been closeted for many years. His ex wife being a convenient beard whose contract ended after 10 years.

What’s the deal at r90. Did he write and post that?!

He reminds me of Prince Harry.

[quote]The hashtag was totally sexualizing what his son was doing and his face was beet red while it was happening.

The wife wrote the caption. She put this on her private story, and he shared it.

They are both freaks!

People ask why he does this sort of thing. Is it just stupidity or entitlement. It's those two things. But mostly it's because he's an attention seeker. He'll do anything for it. Notice the timing of the tweet. The same day Timothee was spotted after a full month. He watches Timothee like a stalker. All gaffes can be traced to some big Timothee event (shaved head for Dune article etc etc).

Otherwise who would notice him? His fans are either shippers or paid to post about him.

R103 nope. Armie posted the picture and the hashtag. It was on his Instagram.

r103 that is true. Armie is a piece of dumb trash but so is his Trumpster ex-wife. It's okay, admitting she's a shit person won't make him any better. Both are scum.

R105 His stans have convinced themselves Liz had control of his social media, so they'll still blame her. This despite the fact he was DMing the woman he was planning on cheating with from his account - a pretty big sign Liz actually didn't have access.

He never planned on literally cheating he pretty much admitted it in the DMs, he always made some lame excuses why he couldn’t meet the woman. In the end it was him who ended the sexting, not Liz. And she did have access to his sm accounts for a while. Doesn’t matter, this dumbass was too stupid to even cheat. As for the toe sucking video, she filmed it and the idiot posted it. Both are to blame equally but he's the famous one so of course he got the heat for it. Well deserved.

She wrote the caption "Foot Fetish on Fleek." That's how she talks.

R109 Nope. That's how "he rolls". He's a moron and imo thinks sexualizing minors is some sort of comedy.

[quote]But mostly it's because he's an attention seeker. He'll do anything for it. Notice the timing of the tweet. The same day Timothee was spotted after a full month. He watches Timothee like a stalker. All gaffes can be traced to some big Timothee event (shaved head for Dune article etc etc).

R104 So true! Hard to believe it’s a coincidence every time. He knows that he gained most of his fans with CMBYN, so most of his fandom is shared with Timothée. Every time they are excited about Timmy, he feels the need to grab attention.

Also the “the council I seek isn’t some Timmy stan“ rant was right after Timmy had shared stories of himself protesting in LA and fans were praising him. The asshole started sharing the most random BLM content (copoganda included) and then couldn’t tolerate people trying to educate him.

No, R103 it's like R105 said, she put the video on their family stream and he posted it on his instagram and wrote the caption. It's yet another charmie conspiracy theory that she wrote the caption. He literally said 'legs on fleek' in a comment on one of her posts, but of course the loonies claimed that she had control of his phone and wrote the comment to herself. Besides, it's the kind of generic basic bitch thing both of them are likely to say.

Moving on...

So what do we think his next twitter meltdown will be about? Shall we take bets?

He is cookie seeking now with an arrest the cops that killed Brianna Taylor post

R113 don't know but can guess it will occur when Dune trailer drops.

R114 He's really late. So when will we see the fool protesting?

nobody cares about that disgusting pussylicker anymore in DL.

R116 protesting requires giving half a shit, at least.

R115 I bet it will! Should drop on the 12th, let’s see

What a whiny fucking baby: "Hey guys, just a little reminder that even though 2020 sucks, life feels hard, and things seem hopeless, it’s always a good time to practice gratitude express love to your fellow humans, and ARREST BRETT HANKISON, JONATHAN MATTINGLY, and MYLES COSGROVE."

Hey guys, be nice to me this time okay! I'm doing the right thing this time, see?

R120 out of all the actors, he's the worst. Performative activism at his finest. Still too chicken shit to protest though.

R118 he can only rant on social media. Won’t ever do anything concrete. He would have already done if he wanted to.

Still jealous his son got to suck on his big ass toes.

The only reason he was (mis)cast in that boring film is because the gay director was horny for him. He will be in Christian films alongside Stephen Baldwin before you know it.

Lol, Armie is lauding Mackenzie Bezos for donating her millions for social justice causes. Maybe he should look closer to home and start with his family foundation.

How much fucking money did his parents throw away at Jews for Jesus?

Now he's on twitter reminding everyone to vote. Does he have multiple personality disorder? The idiot was just telling everyone there was no point in the choices we had.

He is classic manic-depressive.

R125 this is the second dig at Bezos who he despises because he invested in Timothee twice with Beautiful Boy and Rainy Day in NY and ignored him. He's also livid Bezos pumped so much money into supporting Timothee's Oscar run. The nerve counting someone else's cash and not disclosing his own donations.

I think he's either bipolar or a sociopath.

Or just a moron

He is shameless and unbelievably dumb, but let's face it, we're not his target audience. He tweets for the adoration of the numbskulls and charmies who reply with 'SOFT WOKE KIIIIING' and 'YOU SHOULD BE PRESIDEEENT'. He just ignores or blocks critical replies, so I guess he gets the validation he came for. People have been pandering to him all his life and I bet he thinks it's SO UNFAIR that anyone would criticize him when he's making such an effort you guys to display his political and social awareness.

R132 if that was the case he wouldn't clap back so violently when he was criticized. I think more than anyone Armie likes to Google his name and lurks on fan blogs. He hates criticizm and it's all for his opposition not his sycophants. He ignores them. Never once acknowledging any of those losers. Only ever sharp critics or blue ticks.

^^ never once acknowledging the fans.

I get the impression the guy is just a massive troll. I mean look what he did to the Dreamland producers. They booked Oliver and Miss Piggy showed up.

He needs that kind of low-IQ fans just like he needs obsessed Charmies because he knows he has no other fans, no one else could praise his acting or his woke posts. But he probably despises them, they must look annoyingly dumb even to him

[quote]They booked Oliver and Miss Piggy showed up

LMAO

He needs to go to a shrink daily.

R137 we need some real tea on him. I'm betting that Tyler is his pimp. He's bottoming for someone.

[129] Nailed it. His jealousy over Tim is pathological.

I don't take any adult named Armie seriously.

I remember when the Cabo pictures came out, TC getting called out for vacationing during a pandemic and all of a sudden Amie cared about Corona. He hadn't posted anything regarding the virus up till that point.

Not sure about Corona but he definitely needs to practise safer-sanding techniques!

The Charmies are flicking their beans to him saying that pulling a splinter out of his big toe after two weeks was 'orgasmic'

Of course they've turned the splinter into a rope splinter because that's a thing ...

And they've turned sanding a wooden floor into Timmy getting worked over because they're such well-balanced individuals

This thread’s so funny it’s got me following him. Any guy named after baking soda has got to have problems.

at least he's not boring like most of the hollywood in recent years, everyone is terified to make mistakes. he's messy and i like that, it's the most normal thing about him.

Here is the problem with Armie Hammer.

Armie was under the impression his life was "Entourage." He had both the financial resources and the career luck to attempt to realize his ideal self at a very young age. He surrounded himself with childhood friends. He married a mommy-wife. He was going to be the golden boy around which everyone around him's life revolved.

However, Armie's life was not "Entourage." Armie's life was "Bojack Horseman." He is the emotionally stunted, misanthropic, self-destructive product of a bitch-diva mother who still has a stranglehold on his psyche, and now must face his demons while navigating a downward trajectory in show business.

well, i don't think it's all that serious. i don't know him personally, but i suspect he's a person with flaws like everyone else i know irl. the only thing i really expect from him, is decent performance when he's acting and until now he has mostly delivered.

[145] put this on my tombstone

R145 Kudos on the perfect analogy!

R132 The fact that he ignores his stans but lasers in on his haters tells me a lot about his self-image and how he identifies himself. The man thinks it's him against the world. He's always been embarrassed about his privileged background, and yet at the same time, he cultivated it by the people he's friends with and the woman he married. But he really wants to be down with Boots Riley and have the young adulthood Chalamet is having.

He does not want to be the rich, white, privileged white man with his Stepford wife and his two kids. The self-hate must be massive for this guy. The fact that he has it better than 99.9% of the world seems to escape him. He wants to think of himself as a self-made man who is down for the cause, but he knows in his heart that he would never have made it as far in his chosen profession if his money hadn't kept him afloat. Most actors with his lack of talent and charisma are forced to give up the acting dream much sooner, and he knows it.

R146 I don’t think anyone on this thread knows him personally just like we don’t know the celebrities we gossip about. However, few are as messy as he is. No wonder his fanbase is insane. They insist he is someone he isn’t and concoct their wild ideas. Crazy thing is they believe it all.

Imagine this, but with Christianity!

Biden's platform: free college, expanded Obamacare, the Green New Deal, liberal SCOTUS appointments, massive infrastructure spending...

Yep - no difference between him and Trump!

Ten to one Hammer has never voted for a Democrat for President.

One of the few things I’ve learned is that celebrities are not to be put on a pedestal and most are pretending to be Democrats.

R153 Haha, never. This year won't be an exception. Idiot has conspicuously NOT said he's voting for Biden. The suggestion that he's a Bernie supporter is also laughable as he never openly pushed him either.

He's duplicitous. Look at the performance before he left the Caymans with the wife.

R152 free college for SOME with a massive bureaucracy. Obamacare was a gift to the insurance companies to expand it is folly, Single payer now.

Biden is a plate of shit.

R152 that’s not Biden’s platform at all. That’s Bernie’s platform.

The tumblr hits keep coming. Hammer should read that blog at this point they got him sussed out. Wonder if they have a degree in psych?

Post a link, a hole

Since you asked so nicely, a hole

[quote]It’s obvious he loathes and fears his mother but also remains close to her in spite of being a grown man that can and probably should break ties with a woman that feels the need to exorcise him.

How is this not a sitcom?

R160 Wow, excellent insight. The comments as well, are on point. If they don’t have a psych degree, they must be in professions where they have to observe people.

“He seems like someone who uses sexual innuendo to provoke. It doesn't seem like something natural to him, but as something rather sordid.” Agree. Armie does this a lot in interviews. Gay bait.

“Until he gets caught with someone’s dick up his ass in a back alley in WeHo, it will be status quo for Armie Hammer. There are two sides at war within Armie Hammer, the sexual repression goes hand in hand with a family and upbringing like his. Unless he seeks serious help- professional, not pharmaceutical- I doubt anything will change with him.”

I guess all this means we won’t stop talking about him, which seems fine for him, as he relishes the attention.

Did anyone archive the exorcism tweet? He took it down.

^^ she has a lot of things right. The only thing I think she's missing is an underlying closetedness. I don't for one minute think he's straight and his marriage was legitimate. I also agree with the Charmies that LRD was a showmance.

^^I see people calling showmance, but I never understood for what purpose?

Twitter is where marginal celebrities go to accidentally kill themselves.

R165 let me explain, a showmance in the sense they were a real couple or fuckbuddies, maybe dating loosely but they did a few pap walks or promote themselves and their real romance. But I don’t think he was serious about her.

R167 I think the self promotion was mainly her idea because she does it all the time. Actresses are whores, she may have even latched onto him for his fame, the role and he used her for sex, her status. Mutual using but very shallow and superficial relationship. It’s ok though, he’s young, pretty and allowed to be shallow.

Misty is Dru lookalike!!

Young Michael Hammer looked like Nicholas Cage.

Who is Viktor father?

R169 - I bet next season it will be revealed to be Nikki’s daddy, BFF (with bens on the side) of Dad Hammer. Victor got the crap job of managing the estate, Nikki got the crap job of bodyguard duty, but Armie gets to live off of it all. To be continued next season...

R170 yet Nick and Viktor seemed happier and less manic.

R160 The woman behind that Tumblr is almost as homophobic against gay men as Charmies are. I saw some post about why she stopped shipping them, and it was all because they were being mean about Timothee. Nothing to do with the abhorrent fetishisation of gay men or reliance on outdated stereotypes - some of which she often falls back on.

[172] not sure where you get that idea? looking at recent posts, that blogger seems pretty irate at the fetishization going on

What do you expect when he gained his undeserved fame from a fetid piece of pedophile propaganda?

R173 I said in my post where I got that idea from. And sure, she'll take issue with it when it helps her bash the Charmies, but it apparently played no part in her decision to stop shipping them. The very fact she used to be a shipper should tell you everything you need to know.

Not to mention the stupidity in the post of hers that was linked to about Hammer's sexuality. If he's closeted due to self-loathing he's hardly going to be out there gaybaiting, is he? Her real feelings aren't that hard to discern.

^^^ you got beef

[172] link it or shut it

R177 Fine, here it is. Some other Tumblr user made the post saying it, and the vapid twat you linked to said she agreed with every word and it matched her path from shipper to whatever she is now.

So that's actually two of them who had no problem with the homophobia and fetishisation - until people started being mean to Timothee. And I'd be willing to bet both of these idiots support other ships were they come out with the same kind of bullshit they criticise the Charmies for.

Now why don't you fuck off back to Tumblr. Christ, at least the fucking Charmies who infested this place worked out how to post properly.

So what was he suggesting? That people not vote at all?

He wants people to revolt.

Clearly he was starting a revolution. After 20 minutes he realized it was not going as planned so the tweet was deleted.

R172 R175 Just because they don’t mention it doesn’t mean they don’t have a problem with the fetishization of homosexual sex. I read that link and it looks to me like they were first addressing that they didn’t believe in the reality of the ship (which - and I cringe as I write this - Charmies apparently believe it is a real and factual love affair). The second part then goes into why they don’t support the Armie half of the ship (you can’t have Charmie without the Armie, after all). Then the third part talks about problems with fan behaviour to each other as a reason why they are not part of the Charmie fandom. Nowhere did they mention that they have or didn't have a problem with the fetishization of homosexual sex. I checked out that blog and based on what they post, I would think that they might actually have a problem with it.

Anybody looking to that mrchalamet-mrstyles frau for psychological analysis of anyone needs to get a clue. She's nutty as a fruitcake herself.

R183 I thought we kicked you off these boards a while back? You obviously have beef with that fan. Please, this is a gossip thread on Armie Hammer. If you want to talk about a tumblr blog (rolling my eyes), open another thread for it.

R183 I thought she thought Hammer was straight (I didn't bother to follow the link) but if she thinks he's gay, then good for her. The Charmies persist partly because they spout a few truths here and there that are obvious to anyone paying attention namely that Armie is a self loathing bottom, allegedly. He's been hitting on men for years as a form of rebelling and living dangerously. The mrchalamet person I believe may have thought his marriage was real though but that is where we differ because Liz had beard written all over her. The timely divorce was planned. But the Ramsey family appear to handle all his relationship PR down to choosing her as the beard in the first place. But Armie and Timothee are NOT a couple. Armie and his bitch beard were responsible for all the blinds. Even have paid fans planted. These fans are always bringing up Capri and Cabo to distract from Armie's crap and are alway excusing everything he does.

R181 he's such a phoney.

R185 What’s the deal with the Ramseys and the Hammers? I had never heard of them until those two boys showed up. Thanks!

R182 If she actually had a problem with it she would never have been a shipper in the first place.

R188 what can I say? I don’t know her and I have no interest in talking about some random fan. Boring! Go away until you can bring us tea on Armie. Bzzzzzt

R188 I think it's a far cry shipping two costars who during promotion were hamming it up especially when you suspect at least one of them is gay (Armie). The crazies who are still going strong after Armie and Timothee haven't been even in the same state, sometimes continent in like 2 years and clearly Armie is jealous, those shippers deserve to be mocked.

^^ especially considering most of those shippers are now Timothee haters.

R189 preach. They see her as the Charmie nemesis so love to bash her.

He still hasn't endorsed Biden.

[quote]I don’t know her and I have no interest in talking about some random fan

And yet you decided to have a go defending someone you have no interest in talking about? Nice try. And what tea are you providing, exactly?

[quote]I think it's a far cry shipping two costars who during promotion were hamming it up

If you fall for such obvious gaybaiting then you deserve to be mocked just as much as the rest of them.

[quote]They see her as the Charmie nemesis so love to bash her.

I'm not a Charmie. I'm bashing her because she's just as bad as they are, principally because she used to be one of them.

R97 what a load of codswallop. The ads you see are based on your cookies (your activity) not Armie's. If you're shown penis enhancing stuff its because your looking for it.

On other news, the guy is flawed like everyone else. So what?

[quote][R183] I thought we kicked you off these boards a while back? You obviously have beef with that fan. Please, this is a gossip thread on Armie Hammer.

???

You have me mixed up with someone else (use ignore and look at all my posts if you must). My point in bringing up that person was that despite all the people earlier in the thread claiming she had some deep insight to share about Armie...she doesn't, due to crazy. That's all. Settle down.

R196 omg who cares?

R196 Some idiot sent some screenshots of posts here to that Tumblr and it's obvious some of her readers have now started posting here.

Just some advice that someone should make a group on that Timothee hate forum called Timothee Chalamet and add an Armie board specifically for hating on him. The current group is heavily policed by the rmk hater who wants the chat to concentrate solely on Liz and Timothee hate.

The latest nut job comment. Probably prepared by his live-in chef.

Reposting one of his newest nut job twitters.

Denzel Curry—DIET_-A COLORS SHOW. I shudder to think what he means.

Those are songs and albums, dumbass.

R199 if someone is going to do that, let me know I’ll gladly contribute by posting in that thread

He’s a moron. It was Bush and Cheney who went full throttle on extraterritorial rendition. It was Biden and the senate who reined it in to the extent possible with a Republican President still in the White House.

Is it just me, or has this guy really gone off of the deep end?

R199 Do it yourself then

I was very late to CMBYN, but having watched a lot of the youtube videos associated with the promo, etc. my impression is that there's something off about this guy.

R207 something off?

You should have a look at this thread

Revolution? Is he aware that the French rounded up the rich people and chopped off their heads?

[quote]Revolution? Is he aware that the French rounded up the rich people and chopped off their heads?

Probably not. He is a high school drop out. I doubt he is versed in European history.

R210 Haha true. He thought the revolutionaries killed the Alist and well educated but left the stupid to thrive. He thought it was his time to shine.

Armie hiking in the sunset, giving some “Brokeback Mountain” vibes. Probably with his fatty friend in the background (according to Charmies obviously it must be Timmy)

R212 You're kidding are they for real saying that? That guy's a chubster and also TC is on the other coast, no?

But that person in the background is 1) with Armie 2) wearing a cap 3) long haired = TIMMY. You know, perfect logic

I don't know if you can see the Tumblr post. These are the comments

[quoteHonestly I try to keep my tinhat off generally, however much I'd love proof of T & A being together, but I really think there's a good case for the person in Armie's story being Timmy. In the lightened photo it looks like he's wearing a mask and he doesn't look as bulky as in the original. And it definitely looks like his hair under that cap. Either way, it's nice to dream about them hiking into the sunset!

[quote]the hat/hair/mask combo is what is leaning me towards yes. but i think it’s too blurry to tell either way

[quote]The mask the person is wearing looks like the same type of mask Timmy was wearing when he came back from Cabo. :)

[quote]It’s Timmy🤞❤️

R214 thanks for taking one for the team. I can't bear to wade into that shit. They are legitimately insane. Aside from the fact that it's obviously not him, WHY would he be wearing a mask outdoors esph if he's with someone he's supposedly fucking?

Speaking of Armie’s friends, is the Italian one gay? nikiwonder on IG. He’s the sexiest among his friends IMO And he’s the one Timmy seemed the most close to, so maybe he’s the nicest among them (or simply the youngest?) Even if his friendship with Liz is quite an unattractive trait

Lol. Liz has started posting loads of photos of this random dude/new male role model for Ford. Captions like 'Boy Talk', 'Learning Important Life Skills' - how to tie a tie. They're making pizzas together. Ford is sat on his lap in some of them.

She's really poking the bear.

The Charmies will be fewmin

She finally found someone to fuck her. He kind of looks like Arms here and he's 32/33

He’s probably the owner of the pizza place

Liz was definitely the smarter of the 2. And conversely to what we thought, he was just fucked up on his own, since she looks so zen now that he’s not around anymore and he is still unhinged even if she’s not around anymore.

She had to bear his bullshit for 10 years, but got a lot in return, spent those years getting what she wanted, kids, events, vacations, wealthy lifestyle, playing with the bakery business. Now she is not even 40, she can still get another men, and even if not, she has the Hammer heir, she could just keep leaving in their luxury resorts, doing basically nothing, financially supported by the Hammers

and this is Armie/Nic delli santi's replacement, Raúl

Nikiwonders sexuality has been a mystery on here for years

R219 Lizard was a fairly standard issue Hollywood model/actress golddigger who happened to hit upon the goldmine of finding a rich hubby who was both younger and better looking than her, and too stupid to sign a prenup.

Pretty sure I saw him in her stories before so they're doing way more that hanging out at his pizza place. He's Ford's new dad, for now. The lil girl is gonna catch them fucking , hopefully she snaps a pic and uploads it to IG

Oh no! Armie's going to have to work on his revenge body

Liz is a hot mark now, as a divorcée of an idiot oil heir who married her without a prenup, all sorts are going to be coming out of the woodwork to suit her, she will be like Penelope on Ithaca.

R221 really? Any interesting facts? Quickly scrolling his IG just noticed that there are no pics of him with an evident girlfriend. Timmy used to like his posts quite often till 2018. Also he was born in Jan 89, so he’s probably the youngest of Armie’s close friends. And looks like he’s always been genuinely very fond of Armie’s daughter

And realized now he’s the one who took this pic of Timmy I’ve always loved

He didn’t take the picture, he’s in the picture.

Armie is a nutcase, but Mrs stepford- going to the press to tell them I want another child when my husband hasn't fucked me in ages and we are about to divorce- isn't much better.

R227 You are right, spotted him now, I was focused on Timmy and didn’t notice

[quote]going to the press to tell them I want another child when my husband hasn't fucked me in ages

LMAO

Even if he had been fucking her I get the impression that Armie's preferred sexual techniques rarely involve 'Acts of Creation'

I'd fuck Liz too for the Hammer money

r219 zen lmaoooo, you mean bitter af now after she clung to that dead marriage until the very last second. She faked it like a dumbass and she looks even more ridiculous in hindsight. Yeah she put up with his idiotic ass for 10 years and she would still be with this moron till death if he didn't want out. She's a fucking idiot and a loser who should've been smart with his money and connections like her Bumble friend instead of just posting for the cameras, following him around and playing journalist/CEO/model/actress/baker/whateverthefuck for 10 years. Her greatest achievement will forever be being ex Mrs. Hammer like his mother. Gee, what a genius!

[R232] are you ok? Lots of bitterness in your post.

[quote]she would still be with this moron till death if he didn't want out.

R232 Are you sure? She's the one who filed for divorce. I don't see how keeping being married with him would have been more beneficial to her, than deciding that she has can still live ON HIS MONEY, but without having to live and cope with such a dumbass. And for the record, I am very far from having a positive opinion of her. Saying that she was the smarter of the two in R219 is probably the first compliment I have ever given her.

[quote]Her greatest achievement will forever be being ex Mrs. Hammer like his mother. Gee, what a genius!

I don't think she would have achieved anything by herself anyways. He is talentless and she is talentless as well

So I see the Charmies are attacking Liz for those posts - whilst singularly ignoring the fact that Armie abandoned his children to do nothing in LA. Which isn't exactly new for him given the number of holidays he spent away from his kids.

This really does prove that Armie's claim for joint custody is just a bargaining chip over money, because does anyone really think he gives a shit about his children?

[quote]Are you sure?

Anyone with two brain cells is sure after how she faked it literally till the very last second. Hello, Husband's photo for her visor bs at the airport right before he left. He looked completely done with her, started not wearing his ring when he wasn't on her posts, ghosted her on sm since at least January, told coworkers in Chicago he was separating from her while she continued her happy marriage bs, my husband this, my husband that, giving interviews about how she wanted to have all the babies unbothered.

[quote]She's the one who filed for divorce.

Ha! Read slooowlllly.

[quote]Armie Hammer and his wife, Elizabeth Chambers have [bold]both[/bold] just filed for divorce.

[quote]Elizabeth filed the divorce petition, and Armie filed his answer [bold]at the same time[/bold], so [bold]it was clearly coordinated.[/bold]

Exactly, if these IG stories are meant to hurt him as a dad, I doubt he's hurt. If he gave a single fuck about being a father to his kids he would have done something to be with them. If he's in LA for work, it will come out, but more likely he's just there to fool around with his friends.

Who thinks he cares about being with his kids should answer the question: "What caring parent would go to booze to a festival in fucking SAUDI ARABIA, during Christmas season?" In particular, considered that already he's often away for long time for work.

R236 I had missed the detail about both petitioning at the same time, I think I had at first read that she petitioned and honestly didn't bother to read much else. Anyway, personally I don't think the fact that she kept faking necessarily means that she would have rather kept being married to him, just that she's insanely hypocritical and that's already established

Yes.

He does seem much more committed to being a Daddy than he ever was to being a father.

LOL

Him publicly sexualizing his daughter's drawings and sexualizing his son sucking his toes were already telling episodes

This is his new Twitter profile pic!

Shout out to Armie's Shibari rope that he's using as a belt in this wholesome family visit to Santa Claus.

Its a good job he doesn't want to embarrass his kids.

It's obvious he doesn't give a shit about being a father but then again she doesn't either. She was happy enough to drop them with the nannies to follow him around or go on her booze cruises. The thing is, crappy as his career is, he at least has one (and his family name) whereas she's got nothing anymore without the kids. That's why she's always pimping them and now using them to milk more money out of him. Both are shitty parents, no ifs or buts. Period.

^^ she doesn't either about being a mother, I mean

R241 OMG he looks at least 50 in that pic. When was it? She is wearing elegant clothes, the kids wearing Victorian era costumes, and he’s dressed like a farmer?? Wtf

And also, why did they take and publish a pic with the little boy wearing only undies? You can actually see his buttock.

They should take away these poor kids from both of them.

R37, Easy tiger...

That chair is too large for that Santa.

That Santa looks miserable. He's probably an empath.

The Village People look is back

If he doesn't get Hawkman do you think we'll get another epic melt-down?

He's already told people to boycott Marvel so I guess telling Warner Brothers to go fuck themselves is only to be expected.

The pressure is on now for Armie to get a high-paying gig, either a movie franchise or a series, because his expenses just doubled. The indie films aren't going to cut it, not when he'll be keeping Liz and the kids in the style to which they've become accustomed, as well as himself. If he gets a young starlet gf soon that's going to cost some money too, she's not going to want to hang out with his boring friends on the weekends.

[quote]Liz is a hot mark now

Liz will probably remarry in a couple of years, as soon as she finds some wealthy older Republican businessman type who sees her as a trophy wife. But she won't find another Armie to take her on--by rich dude standards in her own age range she's past her prime.

Trophy wife? What are you, headless? Wealthy older businessman want stewardess or fitness instructor with pert boobies and tight pelvis for second wife, not divorcee with two brats whose box was irreparably ruined giving birth to first husband's giant baby.

I'm really keen to see who Armie's dates next

I mean everyone is going to be side-eyeing this bitch - how low does she go?

I would have to be paid well to agree to being donkey-punched by Shrek on the regular.

R248 Hahaha YES, so predictions for the next meltdown are:

-missed casting for Hawkman

-when Dune trailer drops

-Timmy's new content (for ex. the Dune cast interview with Colbert)

Dune will probably be pushed back to next year.

r252 oh yeah. Just wait. It's coming. Lol

just quickly looking over this glorious thread, to say my two cents:

- no Armie didn't want the divorce. She filed. He could lose his kids. He has twice the expense. He never spent much time with her before, so what's the benefit for divorce? -yes, Liz looks zen. She's glowing. And don't call me a fan. I've hated this bitter bitch far too long because of her obvious blinds on Timmy. -yes, she won. She will get half his money, none of his embarrassing antics and has his heir. -she will be snapped up because anyone with a brain would do it for the Hammer cash.

He's dumb as rocks.

r251 any woman will be a beard. He wants cock, sweetheart.

[quote]He could lose his kids

AND I DONE TOLD YOU. BITCH DON'T CARE.

His next meltdown will be when the Rebecca trailer drops and people start mocking his accent.

Liz will have a lot more space in the bedroom once Armie's moved the power tools out.

[quote]power tools

you mean his bondage mannequin?

I wonder if Dru has suffered a crisis of Faith after her 'exorcism' clearly didn't work?

You need to step it up girl. Excommunicate his ass. Pass his inheritance directly to the kids.

No way your good Christian, hard-earned gold-digger dollars should be funding his ungodly practices.

I think Italian Nick is definitely gay. He's also the closest one to Timmy and conspicuously absent from the house renovation Road trip. Has Armie even re followed him? Think maybe Armie wasn't so happy about the little excursion to the protests he took with Timmy.

r261 her inheritance probably goes directly to the kids anyway. Armie needs to worry more about Liz sweetening up his dad. She's already got him to substantially donate to her charity. She's probably having Sunday brunch there every week. All she needs to tell him is he's a bottom and he'll be cutoff. Thinking Armie was sucking up to her for a real reason before he left for his meltdown road trip.

Nikki's an interesting one. He clearly loves those kids so maybe he had something to say about all this business and got 'unfollowed'.

Not even Armie's friends are allowed to criticize him. That's why he's put them all on the payroll.

r264 Nick is the babysitter/ body guard. He also does dog sitting. He's not really been communicating with Liz, unlike Ashton who has really been sucking up. I think it's Timmy related. Armie had his first and most epic Twitter meltdown over seeing Timmy protesting. If Nick was involved, he might be seriously pissed at him.

Prance, Charmie, prance!

The boy child was conceived strategically before hubbie did a gay love story. He's always been used as a tool. He is doomed to be as screwed up as Armie. Poor toe sucker.

Yes Liz is basically a carbon copy of Dru, and will destroy Ford like Dru destroyed Armie.

But if Niki accompanied Timmy to protests for work (likely), it would be very stupid if Armie being pissed off

[quote]Nikki's an interesting one. He clearly loves those kids so maybe he had something to say about all this business and got 'unfollowed'.

He had unfollowed Liz first and then Niki and Ashton I think

From IG looks like Niki and Liz interacted a lot and often saw each other without Armie

[quote]Poor toe sucker.

Very real possibility he will be a rich toe sucker r267.

R268 absentee fathers do the most damage. They should be present for their sons. If there's a custody issue, Armies has no leg to stand on. He's not working. There's no reason for him to have left. The toe sucking video is also damning evidence against him.

R268 absentee fathers do the most damage. They should be present for their sons. If there's a custody issue, Armies has no leg to stand on. He's not working. There's no reason for him to have left. The toe sucking video is also damning evidence against him.

Armie has always been cold and distant to the son.

Ford's best hope is for Lizard to remarry someone who takes an interest in him, imho. Poor kid.

R268 yes, he probably does side with her. He probably also sides with Timmy. Both Liz and Nick continued interacting with Timmy on social media, if that is anything to go by, while Armie stopped around the time he was having his first of his regularly occurring sm meltdowns.

The only one now left unfollowed is Nick. Maybe he also was Timmy's "Elio"?

R272 she looks like an awful mother, but he must look even worse, toe sucking video, sexualizing, kinks publicly exposed, always away, repeated meltdowns, left them for no apparent reason, drinking a lot, probably drugging too

She must have a lot of evidence against him

r275 oh yeah. She's going to cleanup. No wonder she's looking so refreshed. He was really kissing her as too even until the very end wearing her visor and saying how proud she was of her. Lmao.

I just hope I live long enough to see Ford grow up to be 6'6" and a major movie star...

I saw them in person once. He came off as super arrogant. He's huge and he carries himself like he's a king amongst peasants. She was similar but unlike her sm image more laid back. Just very elegant and honestly he seemed to be punching above his weight.

[quote]The only one now left unfollowed is Nick.

Ashton too. Idk if maybe he’s following them but they are hidden

[quote]Maybe he also was Timmy's "Elio"?

What does it mean?

R278 really? What an asshole

What event was it? Was it CMBYN related?

R279 no Armie is following Ashton.

I meant maybe Nick had something with Timmy. Tyler did call him the "real elio " . Or maybe that referred to him being with Oliver (Armie) when he was a teen, which is more likely.

R281 Charmies went wild for that post/story but Tyler claims he posted it because Nick is Italian and he was taking the piss out of him. He said he deleted it because his mom told him off for teasing Nick too much all the time.

R280 not cmbyn related but at a festival. He really leads with his chin.

R283 interesting - how long ago was this?

Here's an interesting tidbit. Will, Timmy's friend, unfollowed them all, including Armie and Liz. But he still follows Nick. The only member of this gang to be seen with Timmy. Yes, I'm bored.

R285 that’s interesting

I‘ve always liked Will, he looks like the most grounded among Timmy’s friends

R283 oh okay, wanted to ask you about meeting Timmy hahah

[quote]He said he deleted it because his mom told him off for teasing Nick too much all the time.

What? Lol

All this 'Armie is an asshole' chat reminds me of that time he called out the 'girl on a train' who wanted a photo.

Lord. Twitter fucked him harder than a Russian whore in a head-lock.

He tried doubling down with his Stranger Danger bullshit but the next day it was all..

'Dear ghastly plebs. I've hidden a book I haven't read somewhere in town. If you find it you - yes you! - can have the pleasure ney the privilege of having your photo taken next to my beautiful face'

R288 yes his damage control is so blatant. Just like after the Biden tweets he came out with some BLM stuff to appease everyone. He claims to have 'no impulse control' but he's pretty calculating when he wants to clean up his own messes. And he always lives to melt down another day...

R277 FTW

R288 he once told his most loyal fan that he didn't care what she thought because her opinion made no difference to his life. He's kind of right. Despite his lack of talent he continues to work steadily. His profile is much more related to his connections and money than any fans. Although not having popularity or talent does mean he can't get the high profile gigs he'd prefer.

R291 = the voice of reason. Who was the most loyal fan, out of interest?

R292 some chick on Twitter who he used to DM. Can't recall her name but she greeted them in London the first time they went to the festival for cmbyn.

He's back on Twitter being WOKE:

"Hey guys, I have a bone to pick with you. Bobby Shmurda got out of jail yesterday and NO ONE TOLD ME?! How dare you. You should all be ashamed of yourselves. #BobbyBitch"

"“Shmurda has a parole hearing scheduled for August 2020 and his conditional release date is scheduled to be August 4th 2020.” Can anyone confirm??"

This post makes me wonder about how Armie would get on in prison ?

Would he still be such a vocal advocate for rough sex after a few months as a pass-around bottom in the State Penitentiary ?

I guess if he gets totally prag-ed out at least he could ask Tom Ford to send him some of that Hammer shade lipstick - Its a real thing!

And it's not even a joke.

I have heard this Tom and Armie rumor randomly for years but nothing beyond that they're fucking. Does anyone have any tea on this?

R297 I don't think they're still fucking. Tom is gorgeous and brilliant. Armie is neither. Probably bent him over for the part. That's about it.

All those lipstick shades are named after different celebrities. Armie is nothing special. LMAO for you assuming he is.

He's probably one of those QAnon idiots. He seems like the type.

Armie is nothing special.

Tom Ford - "Armie is so comfortable with himself that he is truly -truly! - one of the most empathetic men that I know. Really, thank you. Our friendship means a lot to me. Thank you"

Acceptance speech 2017 - TrevorLIVE Gala

R301 That's the same logic as the c***ies who say he's fucking Chalamet because they looked at each nicely and said lots of gushy nice shit about each other IN PUBLIC. They're luvvies, darling. That's their job.

Although TF and Hammer fucking in 2017 would have been HOT. Not so much now that one of them looks like a used condom full of burger meat.

^ *each other

R302 It's so weird how so many of these people pretend they're PR experts and know all about secret deals with photographers and all that stuff, and then get taken in by the most basic PR gushing stuff

R304 it's selective because it's about Armie. Currently they're raging about Cabo and the impression that Timothee is evil for taking part in it yet most of them are Charmies and supposedly know the reason he's engaging in it. These people don't use logic. They search for evidence that substantiates their fantasy.

Will re followed Armie. The joint PR team works hard.

I remember Timothee did this fake as fuck speech for Armie in Texas once which even included the words " this man, the man this man is.." it was so obviously fake and he even mustered some ridiculous pregnant pauses. Yet, it's their proof he was in love. Why else would he go to Texas after the promo ended when he didn't need to? I don't know, maybe it was the opportunity to network with his favorite director, Paul Thomas Anderson? Lol. Charmies are incredibly stupid.

R307 And of course the most ridiculous of all is the stuff during the promo for CMBYN - if they were secret lovers they wouldn't be acting like that in public!

It does slightly infuriate me because they act like the closet is this cute lil thing rather than something which is the source of so much pain and hurt.

R305 They are ridiculous for how they so obviously have double standards. They absurdly questioned every single thing about Timmy after Cabo (the bagel shop, the pics with his dad etc) because now they don’t feel “anything he does is sincere anymore” but Armie is a ceaseless train-wreck, someone who truly looks like a shitty person, a grown ass man who embarrasses himself all the time, yet he never learns, but their faith in him is intact, they never criticize him for anything

He left his kids to go fuck around with his friends in LA but he is a perfect loving responsible dad and just Liz is a bitch because she took away his kids from him by deciding to just remain where they have been for months and she posted stories of a man entertaining his kid.

I wonder if their hate for Timmy is because he's so obviously better than Armie in every way and they wish it was the opposite. Or because they are just deeply misogynous and see him as the “female” (he should just be cute and sweet, they consider him a sexual object, and every time they see him act like he is not an object but he is living his own fucking life, they hate on him, also, Liz should have followed Armie in LA, not Armie should have remained there, they dream about Timmy being in LA, never Armie going to NY, like Armie is the man and can decide to go anywhere and his partner should just follow him). Their logics are so disgusting

Wonder if Timmy lurks and has ever read their bullshit, I hope for him not.

[quote]if they were secret lovers they wouldn't be acting like that in public!

Exactly, they would have either come out as a couple or hid it properly.

I think the movie was just doing so good the general mood of the cast was euphoric, or that they were just baiting to get as much as possible from it, that’s it. And probably both of them later regretted feeding the craziness and still having to cope with it now

R309 I sincerely believe the ringleaders are employed by Armie. Their hate for his wife is meaningless because he probably also wants her ruined. It's not only blind worship but orchestrated distractions. The rmk bitch is awake 24 hours posting mostly on Timothée's boards about his PR. She never let's up and wants to keep it fresh. She always has a ready excuse for Armie. Saudi, child abandonment. It does not matter.

Usually I don’t like to think of conspiracy everywhere, but that bitch really is weird. I had a look there sometimes and she really is up all the time ready to jump in in regard to every single matter, controlling the conversation with her opinions and judgements. And she is unbelievably mean when it comes to Timmy, not like the usual charmies who primarily want things to stick to their narrative. I mean, she is really committed in making him look unnecessarily bad, imposing her point of view like she knows better than anyone else. And has a few more posters who will always back up her opinions

To think that she is so attentive and calculating because she is paid would normally be crazy, but considered how deranged Armie is, I could really take your theory as possible. I mean, look also at how weird his Tyler friend’s behavior is

[quote]She always has a ready excuse for Armie. Saudi

Out of curiosity, what was the excuse for Saudi?

R294 is this Schmurda thing BLM related? I don’t know who he is, but from a quick search he was sentenced for murder conspiracy and weapons. Why would he cheer for him being released? I didn’t even know he listened to rap

By the way LOL at Twitter taking the opportunity to remind him of his beloved mannequin

I wish someone would create a paordy account for Armie Hammer's Bondage Mannequin.

Maybe rmk is Armie.

R312 I couldn't find her view tbh. Also going back and reading some of her posts, I'm not sure she is PR necessarily but a fan who maybe has direct access to misinformation that makes her act like a zealot. What I mean specifically is someone in Armie's camp who sell her things like Timothee being the reason the boys can't be seen together or stoking her other biases. I know they do this. As I mentioned I used to have a fake Charmie account to follow the discourse and I've DM'ed them all. Including Liz.

The rmk chick was 100% sure Timmy was in LA last week. I know he was but that's because I had actual inside knowledge. If she was certain, she must have had some too. This sounds far fetched but it's been happening since cmbyn days. Armie in fans DMs or his friends. He wants to control the narrative about him.

R314 I'd follow it! The mannequin with more brain cells than its owner.

Rmk is nothing more than a nutcase charmie. She's a low-level but ambitious tumblrina who has little power on tumblr so exercises it elsewhere. She's no more crazy than the others but has taken it upon herself to evangelise on Tapatalk, trying to convert everyone to her cause. But her tone is angry AF and gets everyone's backs up. They all either secretly hate her or not so secretly, judging from recent in-fighting. She also really hates Chalamet (called him a narcissistic asshole today, which is...weird for a charmie, surely?). She can't vent her hatred of him on tumblr because they rely on him for their sad little ship, so she vents it on TT. Let's not glorify her by saying she's paid by Armie's people. She's just a zealot.

^ She'll be creaming herself having us talk about her like this. She's self-important above all else. Scours DL and 'anti' tumblr for mentions of her name.

So......back to dumpster fire Hammer?

R316 receipts please re Tim being in LA. Why would TSB lie about that?

R314 be more interesting that Hammers. That mannequin has seen some shit

r316 I had inside knowledge too that Tim's in NYC last week. If you show your reciepts, I'll show mine.

[quote]The rmk chick was 100% sure Timmy was in LA last week. I know he was but that's because I had actual inside knowledge. If she was certain, she must have had some too.

And for what was he in LA?

She might have someone giving her info. But how those fans shipping him with Timmy would be the narrative Armie wants about himself? If he was really controlling it, it would be just them hating on Timmy, and defending him, why shipping them together?

Btw even if he really was in LA it doesn’t necessarily mean that TSB lied. They never said he goes there everyday. It’s just NYC-LA could have been there and then went back. I mean, it’s not NY-Australia

R314 that would be hilarious

Somebody do the mannequin twitter thing please! I'm not funny enough.

Is there a trailer for Rebecca?

Not yet

R326 There's a Rebecca thread here somewhere. TL, DR Hammer's going to be shit as always.

Speaking of TSB

R323 new photo of him in NYC. Why would he fly back and forth?

It looks like he is going to be on Good Morning America soon for a Death on the Nile promo.

He looks like shit on his IG Story.

Hair and goatee are awful. He looks old and ugly

His blue eyes are probably the only nice thing left in his looks

ArMeh

GMA is over and he wasn't on?

The IG story is gone. Curiouser and curiouser...

He deleted the story LMAO

Perhaps he forgot to pack his shorts.

R337 He wouldn't be bold enough for shorts now, having missed leg day for 6 months...

Yes. Big juicy chicken drumstick thighs and spaghetti legs. And flipper feet

Not seeing Hawkman so much as Big Bird.

What happened? GMA dropped him?

He looks like toasted horseshit in the pic above, yikes.

The guy looks depressed. I wouldn't be surprised if he just couldn't face it.

He looks like he is 50.

The blue of his eyes do a great job highlighting his pinpoint pupils.

R344 ^^^^^ off the rails

R345 Unlike hammer, who's racking up the rails, by the looks of him...

Maybe he thought it was live but it was just a pre-recording?

R346 Instead of trying for the part in the Bob Vila documentary he seems to be gunning for now (since he lost Tiger King) those toolboxes he calls 'friends' should be performing an intervention

R347 more proof he's gorked out of his mind

Evelyn is busy liking and commenting on Elizabeth's posts instead of pretending she still works for him.

Evelyn is really such a cunt.

To be fair they probably had to pre-record it to give Luca time to digitise out Armie's extra chins.

R320 The bagel shop didn't lie. He was just in LA for a few days. NYC before that.

Are we sure his people are not siding with Liz or at least, criticizing him and not her? His publicist is publicly liking her pics, his dad is probably paying for her stay in Caymans (and probably he is still there and meeting her?), a few weeks ago Liz posted a story with “mother-in-law’s recipe”.

He’s the one who run away from all of them to go play BobCostrunctor-Cowboy-VillagePeople

And NEVER FORGET that what his mother thought meeting his son again after months is that he needed an exorcism

R352 Armie looks like road kill. I thought he fled the Caymans to revitalize. Meanwhile the bitch wife looks radiant. Who's relishing the divorce more, ya think?

R354 they should be siding with her. He's the one dming Russian hoochies. She's gotta be relieved to have his crazy ass gone.

R354 I don't doubt at all they're embarrassed af and prefer the other son, Viktor. Particularly since they must all have heard the gay rumors by now and witnessed the various meltdowns.

R340 he's family friends with the people who run the show of course he's scheduled some self promotion on GMA as if he's the star. Lol.. looking like a rotten potato.

R353 what kind of inside knowledge you have? How do you know that?

I know that he doesn't want any council from Timmy stans, but with a mask partly covering his face he would definitely have looked better in that pic

Well. I'm glad I'm not working in the BDSM industry in Los Angeles tonight...

Check out Gal Gadot's insta story for some chalk & cheese comparison...

R362 he’s lucky for COVID. At least he won’t have to be overshadowed by the rest of the cast.

So, wait, they made him get up early to just do a pre-tape? Ha, there's a pretty good example of his standing amongst the world of celebrities.

It was late morning in Los Angeles, dumbass.

R365 Then how could people have tuned in to watch a show which airs live 7am-9am eastern?

He’s an idiot, he thought they were doing a live bit for the Pacific Time Zone broadcast.

R367 And yet I'm the dumbass?

How did he manage to become so ugly? It just took 2 years.

How on earth do you confuse a live with a pre-tape? He is off the charts dumb and/or messed up.

R370 Especially if R365 is right and he posted this late morning - meaning he posted it after the (already taped) show was off the air?

R371 It was indeed over when he posted. I guess that's what happens when you live with your head permanently up your ass or in a bucket of vodka.

R372 definitely alcohol bloat under the eyes.

And the nose!

[quote]Out of curiosity, what was the excuse for Saudi?

I got curious so I looked it up. They basically had nothing to say until he made his attempt to defend himself on IG, and then they all echoed the same bullshit he did ('he went for the good of the people' kind of argument), and came up with the usual lines Saudi defence people do - the US is just as bad, etc.

They also tried to drag Timothee into it, saying if you wanted to blame Armie for going to Saudi, what about Dune which shot scenes in Jordan, and they tried to make it seem Islamophobic - when actually the real Islamophobia is pretending two Islamic nations must be the exact same.

R375 Exactly. All the defences of his going to Saudi are laughable. Comparing it to TC going to Jordan and Lizard going to Qatar (I mean WTF?? Do they know nothing about middle eastern politics?). Pointing out US atrocities, as if that's even the point. He willingly and knowingly did government-sponsored propaganda timed to distract from the furore surrounding Khashoggi's murder. Some said 'oh he just wants to have fun/escape from evil wife'. Well, he relies on Google to provide him with his woke-bait BLM content, so there's no excusing him on the basis that he wasn't aware of what was going on in SA at the time. Fun at what cost?

Bottom line is, he doesn't care about plebs of any colour. He said in an interview that he was a whore who'd work for anyone, and that trip proves he meant it. Fine, then own it. But yet on sm he continues to spew his judgements of 'the system' (smirk), while never acknowledging the SA thing. My guess is he's contractually bound not to talk about it, but he generally keeps his mouth shut (despite alleged 'no impulse control') when it suits him, e.g. Toegate and the Russian DMs. He's only 'adorably impulsive' on sm when he spies an opportunity to jump on bandwagons, lecture others and look cool in the process.

R375 How ignorant can they be? Saudi Arabia is not Jordan, they are totally different. Jordan is probably one of the freest Islamic countries

And why dragging Timmy into it? You can’t really compare going to shoot part of a movie in a country, with individually accepting to sell your cheap ass (weren’t they all d-listers? They probably not even got paid so much) to promote tourism for such a shitful government.

I was curious because this really is indefensible, and they have actually just been grasping at straws.

Their need to divert the discussion on Timmy every time they can’t find anything to defend this asshole really says it all about them. They will never really cancel Liz, not even after the divorce, because attacking her for Armie’s shit is too easy for them. They even justified Armie messing up with the GAM thing with him being stressed for the divorce, rather than accepting the fact that he’s just dumb as usual

Chamie is the most disgusting fandom.

In other news, that simpi tumblr must be another level crazy. She is so committed in harassing Elizabeth, she’s bragging about writing to the original supplier of her visor business to discredit her. She’s nuts

I hate Liz, but I may actually root for her in this divorce. Armie and his fans are more annoying and unhinged than her.

R378 And most of these women have family and kids, I wonder how they can invest so much time and energy in this bullshit

Armie's friend trolling once again.

R373 did you see Gal's insta post, looking like a queen? Imagine his crack ass in comparison on TV screens across the US. The posh productions, Rebecca and DOTN, and he shows up looking like roadkill. Is he deliberately crashing his career?

R379 They actually are inserting themselves into her BUSINESS??? Hope someone has alerted Liz about this. I knew Charmies were insane but now they seem to border criminal as well.

Oh my. The Charmies are really lashing out right now.

Apparently us DL-ers are 'haters' who are butt hurt because Armie divorced our Queen Liz.

JFC !!

I mean I wouldn't mind being butt hurt by Armie but not in the way they imagine.

R384 they always cry butthurt over haters and dl-ers instead of copping to the fact they are odious little vermin

I loathe and detest that anorexic psycho Elizabeth Chambers and yet I hope she Sue's that crazy Charmie who's trying to undermine her business and takes Armie for all his money and denies him custody.

^^ sues

Come on Armie, finish these Charmies off once and for all - drop a het sex tape!

Not a recent one obviously, nobody needs to see that !!!

R386 same. Liz is a bitch, but I’ll root for her, waiting for the charmies to whine when, despite being a bad mother, she will obviously still be deemed fitter as a parent than he is LOL

As for the visor business, allegedly Liz claimed they are of medical grade. The Charmie wrote to the original supplier to verify that and they confirmed the visors are not approved by the FDA, something like that. I don’t know if she can sue her for this, but clearly they have always been stalking and harassing her quite aggressively. There could be something to sue them for.

[quote]Not a recent one obviously, nobody needs to see that !!!

LMAO he is lucky he has not to film anything right now. And maybe that’s why he doesn’t give a fuck about getting fatter and trying insightful looks.

So, in the end who is Armie Hammer voting for???

No one. He is going to lead a revolution

He'll never tell. But he'll be sure to post a 'I voted' selfie right after. (= his sole reason for voting at all.)

I think it is very cute that he did not realize his GMA filming was not live. Cute and ridiculous are interchangeable words.

He always tends to overdo.

If he had posted the pic without specifying details, like Gal Gadot did, he wouldn’t have looked like a fool

Hammer is a classic Democrat-hater, he will vote for Libertarian.

Note how his recent "woke" posts have more to do with despising the police for simply being authority figures than for enforcing systemic racism.

For someone who hates the police he sure called them in quick when that manager started dipping her fingers in the BB till.

That bitch got 4 years !

You are correct, a real "woke" person would not have sent a woman of color to prison for a theft which is basically his wife's fault for being a moron who can't run a business.

R395 for him to just post normally he'd ruin the chance to stand out and that is his primary reason for posting, to get attention.

Everyone's a critic!

Honestly this movie making business sounds exhausting.

He's been miscast again. I don't know if it is his arrogance or his management but someone has serious delusions of grandeur. But he's going to regret the visibility on this latest poor career decision. More people will know what a mediocrity he is when he ruins one of their fave films.

I know that I should stop reading their posts but I really find them hilarious. One of rmk's ass-kissers, probably one of the biggest Timmy haters over there (She said Timmy's long curls in the TSB pic are "Bozo the Clown look" but justified Armie's looking crappy in the GMA pic with "He probably had done a lot of crying..... divorce can be painful"), said something so stupid that she was told she was a troll.

She's predicting Armie and the movie to get nominations LMAO I actually haven't heard anything good about the movie so far. Costumes look cheap. Armie's accent is rumored to be awful. The delusion

[quote]........oh.........wouldn’t it be delicious if this movie got any nomination (or more noms) than Dune?.......sure, Dune is gonna be special effects/visual, some technical whatever, but.........Rebecca (costume, adaptation).......yeah..........I’d be sweet.....

[quote]........ nahhhhhh I’m no “troll”; I am one of the people that got insulted and bullied at DL for having an opinion and finally got kicked out here to Tapatalk which is more welcoming. But yeah...... it would be delicious that everyone is expecting the big, expensive spectacle to get all the attention......... and here comes Armie’s dark horse quietly from behind........

She must be really dumb to be bullied even in the welcoming forum.

[quote]Liz is a bitch, but I’ll root for her

This is one of the Charmie's biggest crimes - they ruined bitching about her for me. She's such a ludicrous person, but the Charmies bitched about her without any humour or wit or style, and it just made her into a sympathetic character. Even more so now you see what she was dealing with in terms of Armie for all these years.

And to think it was only a few weeks ago when the divorce was announced that they were celebrating they never had to pay any more attention to her...

R402 Hahahahahahahahaha They must all be sharing the Kool-Aid. To compare Rebecca with Dune and have Rebecca win for costume and adaptation??? Oh my darlings. I have tears of laughter.

R403 Seriously, she's far from being a decent person and bitching about her is fun because she provides you with tons of content to laugh at. But if you realize what she must have been coping with daily over the past few years, Armie&Charmies make you end up siding with her.

For Armie to go hunting for people harassing his wife under Timmy's IG posts, it means that charmies harassment must have been a frequently discussed issue between them. However their marriage was and however husband Armie was, I doubt Armie could have been happy of that.

[quote]She's such a ludicrous person, but the Charmies bitched about her without any humour or wit or style

I don’t think humor and wit and style are your strong suit either, dear heart.

Aw, R406 is still trying, and inevitably failing.

Okay, R407.

Those poor innocents. Rebecca is a disaster and the trailer hasn't even dropped. It was going straight to streaming even before the pandemic.

But that goes to show that the two biggest Charmies on that board are Timmy haters.

They're currently pissed off at some Vulture journalist who's friends with Liz. His fans are jokers.

Lol, I'm no fan of the Charmies but I can't get worked up by them bothering Hunter Harris. She's a professional journalist with a cherry gig who acts like a middle schooler when it comes to anything to do with CMBYN, right down to sucking up to Liz because she was Armie's wife.

[quote]This is one of the Charmie's biggest crimes - they ruined bitching about her for me.

Yep. We had fun with her in the beginning because she was so absurd, it was like she was made for DL. But once the people who truly resented her for being Armie's wife joined in, it all went to shit.

Hunter Harris is just sad, she has seen the photo of Liz making the Indian woman bow to her too.

I agree about Liz. I used to have fun hate-watching her sm antics, but the charmies ruined it by casting her in their insane fantasy and projecting all this pretend shit to hate her for. And who could possibly take Armie's side in any situation? She's awful but he's so much worse. That new blind about Lily James? We're starting to see more and more of the kind of odious creep he is. Good on her for being shot of him.

Yes, blind items are THE most truthful content possible, we must believe then 100% always and forever.

[quote]in a recent about to be released crap performance

This is not hard to believe

Yes, if I believe he's a crap actor, I'll believe anything that suports this. Even if it's a blind item from CDAN, which has probably the lowest credibility online when it comes to celeb gossip.

I see the Barmy-for-Armie fangurls have turned up.

I see paranoia is still going strong. I recommend medication for that and if it's still present after that, it's probably personality disorder.

R417 I move we stop calling them Charmies and use BARF instead- Barmy Armie Fans

R418 If you are butthurt because Armie is a joke on DL, I can recommend some blogs where you'll find the right companionship for you

BARFs!!! That's hilarious.

I can't believe I didn't spot that. You've really shamed me! I feel like such an amateur lol.

R417 yep. Funny how these c****ies believe blinds when it suits them. And automatically believe random comments like those calling Liz a bitch and saying Armie has a dick like a Pepsi bottle (yeah right).

BARFs. Love it.

[quote]Armie has a dick like a Pepsi bottle (yeah right).

Pepsi bottle?

^^^ Jesus Christ.

Don't let Armie eat an apple. He might get mistaken for the hog roast.

R424 another case of BARFs and selective beliefs. Blinds can't be trusted but a rando comment on a Playboy interview is taken as gospel and one of BARFs highest proofs. Nvm it was probably a thirsty queen wishful thinking

You ladies (probably just one that talks to herself) all seem very stable and fulfilled in your life and not at all hateful, bitter and unkind. You must be extremely popular irl and your families must be very proud of you. Actually, current climate is for people just like you, wear you red hats with pride.

R427 you're projecting. I can feel it. Let me guess, you're a BARF that rants about how awful Timmy is? Armie is fodder because he is a ridiculous public figure who has managed to make a snake like Elizabeth Chambers look sympathetic. It's not out fault.

again paranoid delusions and also added disordered thinking... this is getting more and more worrisome.

R429 this thread is about Armie Hammer and things related to him. Fangurl over the other posters somewhere else. You're boring.

I'll take boring over mean and hateful everytime. Hope you get a hug today, you need it.

R431 zzzzz. Beat it. BARF stan.

BARF? And yet you people bitch about how the standard of discourse in these threads has fallen. I’m no Charmie but what are you, twelve?

I haven’t been following these threads at all, but I had a dream last night that there was a data lounge new thread title that he died and it was found out that he was a schizophrenic.

Laydeez! More Armie tea please. This thread is for Armie discussion. All about his (deteriorating) looks, (non-existent) talent, (questionable) politics, (verrrrrry interesting) kinks, yadda yadda. You get the idea. A kitten fight arena this is not, unless you are Armie’s kittens, of course.

The BARFs stay silent when something unpleasant occurs. Currently it's ridiculing Armie being cast in Rebecca. People find it horrendous.

R434 LOL!

R435 exactly

Is rehab on the horizon?

R439 Thinking exactly the same. His stans that think he is living his best life are completely blind.

Christ, how anyone can take him seriously after the SA fuckery at R438

SA is what finished it for me. I can't believe his artist friend Tyler went along too.

Artists FOR repression

R442 I can totally believe it. He's a complete prick. So, Armie's BFF is a thirsty, fundie, nutcase. His (ex) wife is a ghoul. His family are caricatures of everything that's wrong with this country. Why does anyone think he's any different? We are the sum of the people we choose to surround ourselves with...

R443 so true. He basically grew up in cult like environment,surrounded by religious fanatics, married someone who is currently living at a resort having broken up her decade long marriage while pretending it's all still one happy, lazy vacation. None of these people are well. It was no mystery he looked his best and was his most level headed, while hanging out with Timothee years ago. Now he spends his time with sycophants with more problems than he has.

The only way to save him is with Timothee's 9.5 inch cock! No rehab, just a taste of the tip and he'll be sober for a year! Come on Eiza, empowered women share their men! Vamos, comparte al niño rata!

R444 being friends and hanging out with someone that was fresh and not part of his usual insane world may have been good for him. Just till the Oscar snub ofc. After that, he was nuts and probably hated him too

If someone of those close to him actually loved him they would send him to rehab. But he seems to hate his family and rely just upon his friends. And his closest friend also looks like the creepiest one, feeding the charmies and taking him to SA is not something a normal friend would do

LBR Liz's life is just one happy, lazy vacation from now on.

I imagine finally divorcing Armie must be like taking a 220lb shit.

The sheer relief that its finally over !

R447 The bitch doesn't deserve it but she won. She's living the life with his money and now she can write him off as just a temporary embarrassment that she got rid of.

R446 Tyler seems to me to be a parasite. He used Armie for whatever they got from Saudi Arabia. He also no doubt uses his money and connections. He used to be a casting agent and now is just making junk he calls art while his brother is in business with the big dumb oil heir. Tyler probably is also responsible for advising him to go hard with all the dumb sm gaffes and performative activism. Their dynamic is really strange. Tyler is much older and seems just as closeted. Maybe Tyler encouraged him to stay in the closet. He definitely set Armie up with Liz. Who may or may not have known she was bearding for Armie. Maybe Tyler was his first top on the casting couch. No idea why he trusts that leech.

Prance, pony, prance!

I think Tyler is just an eccentric former reality tv producer/ republican that's trying to help a messed up friend. The real nutcase here is Armie.

Tyler is just an enabler/freeloader who doesn’t want his mealticket to check out early.

Sorry, I calls them as I sees them.

Would he be hinting about rehab if he was just an enabler? Anyway the charmies won't talk about this post will they?

R453 what is the point hinting on social media? So it looks like you care? To save face? That's not Friendship, that's tacky exploitation. Like the Saudi trip. Didn't they stop in Turkey so Tyler could paint a car? It's interesting how Tyler and not Liz accompanied him on that trip. Did he whore Armie out to some sheikhs? We know they pay for actors. What did Armie get out of that? Never trust a sleazy reality TV producer/ casting agent.

This is why Tyler feeds the Charmie contingent. He knows he's shady so befriend them to make sure they don't expose his ass. His entire performance throughout this entire affair has been suspect but he's flattered them into thinking he's on their side while his brother makes sure he stays in Liz's good books. If he's a fundie his link to Armie's mom is also suspect. Dru's family has already manipulated The Hammers out of a substantial part of their money, maybe the Ramseys are onboard to make sure the Hammer fortune goes to the church.

No doubt Armie is a nutcase, but as a poster said he’s the result of the world he’s been living in. Awful soulless parents, unbearable and psycho wife, competitive envious environment, sly freeloader friends.

Now, he hates parents and wife, his friends look like the only people he was left with. They probably all work for him somehow, I think Niki helped them with kids/dog, domestic stuff and things like that, and probably that’s why he looks so close to Liz. I don’t know what the fat guy does. But Tyler probably is the one who helps him professionally. So, either he is not sane as well, or he simply is not working for his sake. Because the first thing you would tell him is to stop embarrassing himself on SM or you would give him some pre-written appropriate stuff to post, instead of his own rants.

Then, how are those obsessive charmies the right fans for his friend’s career? Armie seems to genuinely hate charmies. And his friend is out there publicly feeding their craziness. Why?

R449 Tyler also worked on reality tv. How can anyone take him seriously and not believe he isn't performing his own social experiment with BARFs. Wouldn't doubt a doc is in the works about the loonies in fandom

Tyler's strategy did work with the charmies. All they talk about is TC PR, they ignore all the red flags about Armie. Armie being the bipolar mess he is also feeds them cause he has his own weird obsession with Chalamet.

R456 the fat one was us his business partner. Runs the Airbnb business with Nick. Armie invested in them. Tyler wouldn't tell Armie to stop social media activity. He's most likely the "council" that the bud dumb oil heir seeks. Just look at how weird Tyler's posts are and it all makes sense. And he's linking with the BARFs because despite the fact Armie probably hates them he knows that his fame directly coincides with Timothee's. Timothee got a Twitter boost from his last tweets and it was the first time in weeks, Armie's followers went up. Armie's tweets don't boost him at all.

R458 True about his weird obsession with Chalamet. What he's essentially doing is following fan accounts for his friends 24 year old Ex co star. Even if there was a secret love affair, why would a married father get involved beyond providing his friend with advice? Why get involved with the kid's fans? That's super creepy. One thing I recall is during the promotion for CMBYN you saw Ashton and Nick but not much Tyler. I wonder if Tyler saw Timothee as a threat. Maybe he felt like Timothee became his "council "? Tyler seemed to turn up when Armie began his meltdowns.

The BARFs who lurk here will say we're demonizing Tyler because Charmie is real and we feel threatened. I'd like to say to that, where's the promised Charmie reunion going to happen? 2 years you say? LMAO.

This Tyler tea is delicious! How did the Ramsey brothers get their hooks into Armie? I know Nikki is an island friend. You know (and he knows) that 90% of his likes and comments are Charmie but that none of then buy his crap. It makes him look legit though and makes him look like he has a “fanbase.”

Am I understanding that Charmies got used twice? First to sell CMBYN (kudos to Sony marketing), now to sell Tyler’s junk (kudos to reality TV tactics)? They are just as dumb as Armie - but what do you expect?

[quote]Timothee got a Twitter boost from his last tweets and it was the first time in weeks, Armie's followers went up.

Really? It makes sense, because if you didn't know Timmy and you have just discovered him, ofc you'll go watch his best performance, and after that maybe also follow his co-star. But it would take some time, wouldn't it? Timmy's tweets were just 2 days ago. But yeah, that must happen very often, Armie still benefits from Timmy's fame. Personally, I wouldn't know Armie as well, without Timmy. BB was the first movie I've seen him in, and then watched CMBYN because I liked him. I don't openly follow Armie on SM though.

Armie wants his keyboard warriors for when the Rebecca roasting starts, he should probably go to rehab before that.

My own take on this mess is that Armie's real kink is mind games and control.

He gets Tyler to prick-tease-by-proxy the Charmies into thinking they inhabit A's inner circle, privy to his secret double life whilst he just sits back and laughs at how easy they were to manipulate and humiliate.

Assuming those DMs were genuine they give me the same vibe - persuade someone they are important enough to fly half way around the world then stand them up.

R460 Also, Timmy used to follow on SM Niki and Ashton (maybe he still follow them as he hid most of his following). He liked their IG posts till 2018, in particular lot of Niki's. But I think he never followed Tyler, there are no likes from Timmy on his old posts.

In the old pics of CMBYN era and of the time he spent at the Hammer's while filming BB, I've never really seen Timmy with Tyler, but there were many random pics/stories with his other friends. For ex the "let's go say hi to Tiimmy" story with Niki and Harper, pics of them hanging out etc. Very random stuff, but it's very rare to find Tyler in them.

Considered how creepy he is, good for Timmy if he tried to keep away from him.

[quote]Armie wants his keyboard warriors for when the Rebecca roasting starts, he should probably go to rehab before that.

I disagree, he'd better wait then. If he goes now, he could need to go once again after the movie is out and critics tear him apart

R465 couldn't agree more. Puts his boy on them so he can sit back with his clean hands up

R466 Tyler was absolutely nowhere to be found in any of the pics from cmbyn era. His is a more sudden move to front of the pack in the Hammer friends hierarchy. They seem to bring out the worst in each other imo.

[quote]Tyler was absolutely nowhere to be found in any of the pics from cmbyn era

I've seen him just in a few group photos of birthdays and things like that.

[quote]Assuming those DMs were genuine they give me the same vibe - persuade someone they are important enough to fly half way around the world then stand them up.

He is just a manipulative coward.

Unlike Nickiwonder and the Fat One, Tyler actually appears to have a personal life, is married with children, so that is why he was not always around Armie.

Nicki and the Fat One are sort of like Armie’s personal eunuchs.

R462 are the BARFs buying his junk art?

R471 what social life? His entire life seems to revolve around Armie. The eunuchs are business partners with the dumb heir. Nick seems to travel and party quite extensively without any of them whereas the Ramsey boys lives are full of Hammer drama.

R465 that's 100% it. Without the BARFs, who is going to defend or promote him?

R461 If we assume that Charmie is real, Tyler and Charmies should just be ashamed of themselves because they are out there, on all social media advertising a relationship that the people involved just want to hide. If they believe it's real, how are they doing any favor to them with their crazy behavior?

If Charmie is not real, and that is what a sane person would think, Tyler/Armie are assholes for freeloading on Timmy's increasing post-CMBYN fame, while turning Charmies against him. And Charmies again should be ashamed of themselves for harassing Armie's wife in real life (bitching about celebs is normal, harassing anyone IRL is crazy), and dragging Timmy down for not complying with their sick narrative. In this case they are only benefitting Armie's dumb ass.

[quote]Tyler actually appears to have a personal life, is married with children

He is the creepiest of them all. I don't know how old he is, but he looks older than anyone else. As someone said before, he is a grown ass man (probably over 40?) with kids, who uses his social media activity to repeatedly mock his friend's 24 yo ex-costar. What kind of person is he?

R463 when you follow Timothee it recommends other people to follow too.

R475 that's the creepiest part. He doesn't seem to have a relationship with Timothee at all, unlike Nick,but seems the most vocal about his fauxmance with Armie. Why would Armie or Timothee sanction him to do what the BARFs suggest he's doing? If t was a real relationship and they haven't sanctioned it can you imagine what a rogue loser he would be considered? You don't out your closeted friends on social media. LMAO

He's 47.

[quote]The eunuchs are business partners with the dumb heir. Nick seems to travel and party quite extensively without any of them

Niki's mom seems to be good friends with Dru. He and the Ashtons are always with them, even for celebrations you would normally spend with your own family, like Christmas etc, on the frontline even to family related events. I wouldn't be surprised if even Armie's best friends are "inherited" from his parents. Zero originality in this man's life.

[quote]that's the creepiest part. He doesn't seem to have a relationship with Timothee at all, unlike Nick,but seems the most vocal about his fauxmance with Armie.

Exactly. Looks like they have never been friends at all. And if Timmy had to do a PR stunt as an alibi for the divorce. Why would Armie's best friend publicly mock him for it?

[quote]He's 47.

Seriously? He is almost 50, that makes his behavior even more worrisome

^Timmy’s is literally half his age, could be his son

He found people on the internet to troll while being what's left of his bff PR and muzzling the charmies so they never turn on Armie. At least he is having fun.

R479 the ridiculous stories Tyler posted before the divorce announcement and some nonsense Armie posted was apparently his camp being mad at Timothee for keeping the relationship closeted. So BARFs are convinced that Timothee and his team are holding back the epic love, it's not mutual. Armie and his fundie pal are all for making them public. It keeps BARFs supporting Armie while hating on what they perceive as PR stunts on Timothee's part. But they also argue that the boys can't be seen looking like ordinary friends either. The BS excuses. Lol

Tyler and Armie really do bring out the worst in each other.

WTH?!?!

R484, yeah. That's buts.

Apparently the Hammers financially support him. He said his biggest commission was something he did for the city of Burbank for $100k. But mostly just breaks even. "Michael and Dru Hammer and the entire Armand Hammer family have supported me from the beginning. The youngest son, Viktor Hammer just became my new art agent. He is currently the Honorary Director of the Hammer Museum in Los Angeles. Bill Clinton, Jenna Bush, Samuel Jackson, Gary Sinise, and the UN Secretary-General Ban Ki-Moon are only a few of the collectors to whom I am grateful."

His grandfather was an artist. I wonder if he had anything to do with the forgeries sold from the Hammer museum in NYC. But, why would the Hammer family devote themselves to him like this if they weren't getting something back?

R484 They are all really crazier than expected. Guess he owes the Hammer family a lot $$$

R484 WTF????? He's sicker than anyone could have ever imagined.

Ugh, so it seems in getting rid of one group of fraus they've just been replaced by another. This is all because of those screenshots posted to that stupid non-Charmie cunt's Tumblr. Just because we enjoy bitching doesn't mean we want you people here to discuss inane crap like social media follower numbers or trying to create a fanfic origin story of some friend of Hammers.

Self harm art not enough to bitch about?

So Tyler grew up in a nra loving, Obama hating house where they dressed him as a Victorian. Armie is surrounded by these nuts. No way he's not one of them.

Oh and the $100k commissioned art was for the Armand Hammer building at Oral Roberts university.

It looks like before Liz they tried to make Tyler happen. Maybe Tyler is the real Mrs Hammer.

So Tyler was his “daddy”?

Not even Armie happened yet. Thankfully, money can’t really buy everything

Love letter from Armie. Awww

I'm going to order in for dinner tonight, what does Armie Hammer want me to order? I'm just so fortunate that I have Armie Hammer to tell me what to do.

R490 attention seeking art. He also lived in a box for 7 days. He's a wannabe star.

R495 what did I just watch?? I can't stop laughing

Well. That video was a serious YIKES

Does anyone have any milk.....

for my eyes

What a hack

He went very silent after the Rebecca reactions on sm and his GMA blunder. Tyler is with the wife in Minnesota, Ashton is hanging with two blonde chicks somewhere. Who is babysitting him?

Do you think he actually read Rebecca, or just paid someone else to write a short book report for him?

GMA blunder?

R503 He told people he'd be on GMA in thirty minutes...several hours after GMA had gone off the air. Because he didn't realise he was doing a pre-tape.

R501 maybe Nikki? If they’re still friends.

[quote]He went very silent after the Rebecca reactions on sm and his GMA blunder.

Really! It’s strange for him to be silent for so long. I thought he goes on Twitter when he is alone (not busy with his friends) if he’s alone and not raging on his social media, that might be the reason

R506 he hasn't been silent yet. This might be the longest besides the divorce announcement. Don't know what he expected. The film looks terrible and he must have known he was miscast or is he that clueless. Thinking about how dumb Tyler is, it's possible he's given bad advice from the yes men sponging off him.

He IS clueless.

For CMBYN he was expecting to receive an Oscar nom by extension. Just because (thanks to Luca, Ivory and Timmy) the movie was good

I'm starting to feel sorry for the guy. Probably because he's still pretty. Admittedly, my standards are not as high as others' on this site.

R509 He’s a grown-ass man. Feeling sorry for him would be like feeling sorry for the Trump sons. At some point you have to say this is wrong. He was in an influential gay movie that he supposedly was proud of and “was moved” when gay kids told him their stories. So what does he do? Takes money from the one of the most repressive anti-gay regimes and promotes them for tourism. Nah, he grew up with wealth, power, privilege, and Christianity. Gotta do better than that, Armand.

R511 ditto. I lost the ability to sympathize with him when he sold himself out for what? Money? Oscar nomination? Hawkman role? What was the motivation to support a gay hating regime like KSA?

Mohammed Al Turki, the man who “asked him to to go join him” is one of the producers of Dreamland

Liz replied to a comment defending their friendship. Then when questioned about promoting travel to SA, left LOL

I admit I come back every few days to be amazed. So much energy and time invested in negativity. All day every day, it truly is a obsession. It goes well beyond the usual DL snark and into the disturbed. The fact is you know almost nothing about these people, their relationships or their motivations. They are people, with all the imperfections like most of us. Not all good, not all bad, but people that make mistakes. I would be willing to bet we all do it, look at yourself or around you.

R513 why do you come here then and not a fan blog? Are you a simpleton?

R512 of course she covered up for him. What he did was possibly one of the grossest things someone in his position can do. But its indefensible. They'd just murdered someone and there he went with a group of sex pests and woman beaters to defend the country.

The BARF-oonery is strong with that one!

He would never endorse Biden because everyone he knows and cares about is staunchly Republican. Including his BFFs. He won't be voting for a Democrat.

Voting's too pleby for Armie. He's going to start a revolution.

His family has some history with this kind of thing.

Marie-Antoinette-Hammer - "Let them eat cock"

R484 the BARFs we know lurk here don't have anything to say about this? Gotta pretend you didn't see it cause this is some shit that you can't excuse or explain away.

Maybe he did go to rehab

I would have waited until after the Rebecca reviews come out to send him to Rehab

Now he's just going to relapse once he gets out

Armie saying hi to all you bitter queens.

I'm seeing celebrities supporting the idea of a "revolution" in America more and more lately. Do they not realize that if there were a revolution they'd be the first people sent to the guillotine? Armie is the spoiled straight white son of a capitalist dynasty. Does he really think he'd be on the front lines of the revolution?

If the revolution does come I'm going to enjoy watching all of these rich celebrities who think they're part of "the people" scream and tremble with fear as their mansions are burned to the ground and they're lined up against a wall.

Eat the rich !

I'll start with Armie's 7" sausage

[522] - I think he's waving goodbye to his hairline and looks ?

Pardon my ignorance. Who are BARFs?

R527 BARFS = barmy Armie fans. Those who blindly defend him, even though his true odiousness is becoming ever harder to ignore.

R522 2 bottoms

Andrew is really rocking that 'I'm a little teapot' stance.

^^^ I wonder if Armie has had to tip him up and pour him out a few times ?

Could Liz be any more out of touch? Bitching about customs being slow because she needs freebie clothes for her kids NOW, modeling her bedsheet-looking tunic and letting us know that she and her rich bitch buddy are dining barefoot...for fuck's sake, read a news website, Marie Antoinette. Real shit is happening in the world. Why is she even still there?

Meanwhile Armie is so baked his eyes are glowing red like a demon's, and he's decided to start a band.

Liz pushes the Town & Country image heavily because she overcompensates first what she really is, a gold-digging hussy.

She is exactly like Dru, who masks herself as a hyper-Christian matron to compensate for her own gold-digging hussy origins.

Looks like his savior complex stronger than ever.