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Hello, Rosie! Goodbye, Ellen!

Time to kick the cunt to the curb. The Queen of Nice (not as nice as she used to be...) is back! Let’s get rid of Ellen and have her replaced with Rosie O’Donnell.

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by Anonymousreply 47Last Sunday at 3:00 PM

Good Lord no. Replace a cunt with a cunty cunt? Shudder.

by Anonymousreply 107/27/2020

How refreshing.

by Anonymousreply 207/27/2020

Lesbians do well at talk shows. So drew should do great.

by Anonymousreply 307/27/2020

I admire Rosie, mostly because she had Trump’s number far before anyone and has hit him hard for years.

by Anonymousreply 4Last Wednesday at 5:59 AM

*sung to the tune of Blondie's One Way or Another"

Let's swap

One Cunt for Another

They're gonna find ya

They're gonna get ya get ya get ya

One day, maybe next year

She'll bring a U-Haul

And move in, and move in

by Anonymousreply 5Last Wednesday at 6:01 AM

Ellen may be an alcoholic bitch.

But replacing her with a mentally unstable bitch is not the answer.

by Anonymousreply 6Last Wednesday at 6:06 AM

R4, EVERYONE in New York knew Trump was an asshole since 1985.

by Anonymousreply 7Last Wednesday at 6:07 AM

Anyone who follows Rosie on Twitter can tell you: She is a very angry person who has lost her ability to be amusing.

by Anonymousreply 8Last Wednesday at 6:07 AM

let's find a mentally stable lesbian to host!

by Anonymousreply 9Last Wednesday at 6:08 AM

[quote] She is a very angry person who has lost her ability to be amusing.

Ellen is kinda the same but hides it better

by Anonymousreply 10Last Wednesday at 6:08 AM

Enough with the angry bull dykes on daytime tv.

by Anonymousreply 11Last Wednesday at 6:09 AM

[quote]I admire Rosie, mostly because she had Trump’s number far before anyone and has hit him hard for years.

Nonsense. I subscribed to Spy magazine back in the '80s. And they made a whole industry of mocking what a vain, stupid liar Trump was.

They even coined the "short-fingered vulgarian" description for him, which he HATED.

by Anonymousreply 12Last Wednesday at 6:09 AM

Only if they get rid of the bitter fags first, R11.

by Anonymousreply 13Last Wednesday at 6:15 AM

I'm all for putting crazy Rosie on daytime TV again. Problem is no one will hire her because she quits after a few months. Rosie's too wealthy now (as opposed to 1996) to give a shit.

by Anonymousreply 14Last Wednesday at 6:18 AM

Where are the bitter fags in daytime TV, R13? Anderson Cooper's show was canceled, Rupaul's show was canceled, and Andy Cohen is on late night.

by Anonymousreply 15Last Wednesday at 6:34 AM

Merv Griffin wasn't a bitter fag - he was a needy fag. Much more common type for daytime.

by Anonymousreply 16Last Wednesday at 6:39 AM

No way.

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by Anonymousreply 17Last Friday at 11:24 AM

How about replacing her with Ryan Seacrest, he's always looking for work.

by Anonymousreply 18Last Friday at 11:27 AM

They fired her from The View despite the ratings she generated because she was just too crazy.

by Anonymousreply 19Last Friday at 11:28 AM

Let's get rid of BOTH of them, and replace them with something not totally insipid and mind-numbing, ok?

by Anonymousreply 20Last Friday at 11:32 AM

R18

I’ve had enough of Ryan. He’s everywhere and phony af.

by Anonymousreply 21Last Friday at 11:34 AM

How about Wanda Sykes? Can be political and biting, but never forgets to be funny at the same time.

by Anonymousreply 22Last Friday at 11:39 AM

Let's bring back closet case Reg....never Mind .

by Anonymousreply 23Last Friday at 11:40 AM

I like the Wanda Sykes suggestion and as an added bonus I can picture Wanda giving a "wtf" look when celebs are word salading which would be refreshing.

by Anonymousreply 24Last Friday at 11:45 AM

Rosie would do well with a weekly show. I think she gets bored quickly, and a daily repetive show would be agony for her. A weekly show would drive her. She's entertaining, but daily wouldn't work at this point.

by Anonymousreply 25Last Friday at 11:59 AM

F&F R13.

by Anonymousreply 26Last Friday at 12:02 PM

Wanda Sykes already had a show. It did not last.

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by Anonymousreply 27Last Friday at 12:03 PM

Let’s give Tempestt Bledsoe another shot.

by Anonymousreply 28Last Friday at 12:37 PM

I'm still available too! I mean, available for a talk show gig! Well, I'm available in other ways too, let's face it....

by Anonymousreply 29Last Friday at 12:41 PM

I'm afraid if a sexually unthreatening talk show hostess is to come back to take Ellen's place, there can only be one choice!

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by Anonymousreply 30Last Friday at 12:45 PM

I'd rather spend an hour a day with...

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by Anonymousreply 31Last Friday at 12:50 PM

They always blame it on someone else.

by Anonymousreply 32Last Friday at 1:03 PM

Test pattern

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by Anonymousreply 33Last Friday at 1:12 PM

She might be a cunt but her return to TV would anger President 45.

by Anonymousreply 34Last Friday at 1:32 PM

[quote]They always blame it on someone else.

You want Ellen to accept responsibility for male perverts on her staff being male perverts?

by Anonymousreply 35Last Friday at 1:36 PM

You should have F&F R11 first R26. To avoid being a completely insufferable hypocrite

by Anonymousreply 36Last Friday at 1:37 PM

What did R11 say that warranted an F&F?

I’m really tired of having to see the f slur on here. Muriel, can you do your job and ban anyone who posts that instantaneously.

by Anonymousreply 37Last Friday at 2:07 PM

Are you dumb, R37? Stop calling lesbians "bull dykes" and "dykes" if you don't want to be called faggots in return.

by Anonymousreply 38Last Friday at 2:09 PM

I loved 90s pantsuit Rosie with her big hair on her big head.

by Anonymousreply 39Last Friday at 3:03 PM

LMAO R37 you don't even have plausible deniability. Just denial.

by Anonymousreply 40Last Friday at 3:24 PM

The world needs more Kathie Lee.

by Anonymousreply 41Last Friday at 3:30 PM

Rosie is wonderful as long as she stays on celebrity and celebrity gossip. If someone could get her to focus just on that she'd have a hit show again. As soon as she strays from celebrity, she goes ape shit. She is the ultimate fanatical fan.

by Anonymousreply 42Last Friday at 8:00 PM

Dyke is not the same as f*ggot, dyke at R38.

by Anonymousreply 43Last Friday at 9:19 PM

Sure it is, you faggoty FAG.

by Anonymousreply 44Last Sunday at 1:49 PM

The f*gs troll is back.

F&F R44.

by Anonymousreply 45Last Sunday at 1:52 PM

In bed, during dirty grunts, men call each other "faggot" in the heat of unbridled passion! Do lesbos call each other "dyke"?

Humph.

"THAT'S RIGHT! SCISSOR ME YOU DIRTY DYKE!!!"

"STICK THAT FUCKIN DYKE FINGER IN THERE!!! ALL THE WAY TO THE KNUCKLE!!!!"

"RESERVE THAT FUCKIN' UHAUL, YA BITCH DYKE!!!

by Anonymousreply 46Last Sunday at 2:00 PM

I think we need Margo Martindale. She has such an endearing personality. Let's start a petition.

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by Anonymousreply 47Last Sunday at 3:00 PM
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