Hello, Rosie! Goodbye, Ellen!

Good Lord no. Replace a cunt with a cunty cunt? Shudder.

How refreshing.

Lesbians do well at talk shows. So drew should do great.

I admire Rosie, mostly because she had Trump’s number far before anyone and has hit him hard for years.

*sung to the tune of Blondie's One Way or Another"

Let's swap

One Cunt for Another

They're gonna find ya

They're gonna get ya get ya get ya

One day, maybe next year

She'll bring a U-Haul

And move in, and move in

Ellen may be an alcoholic bitch.

But replacing her with a mentally unstable bitch is not the answer.

R4, EVERYONE in New York knew Trump was an asshole since 1985.

Anyone who follows Rosie on Twitter can tell you: She is a very angry person who has lost her ability to be amusing.

let's find a mentally stable lesbian to host!

[quote] She is a very angry person who has lost her ability to be amusing.

Ellen is kinda the same but hides it better

Enough with the angry bull dykes on daytime tv.

[quote]I admire Rosie, mostly because she had Trump’s number far before anyone and has hit him hard for years.

Nonsense. I subscribed to Spy magazine back in the '80s. And they made a whole industry of mocking what a vain, stupid liar Trump was.

They even coined the "short-fingered vulgarian" description for him, which he HATED.

Only if they get rid of the bitter fags first, R11.

I'm all for putting crazy Rosie on daytime TV again. Problem is no one will hire her because she quits after a few months. Rosie's too wealthy now (as opposed to 1996) to give a shit.

Where are the bitter fags in daytime TV, R13? Anderson Cooper's show was canceled, Rupaul's show was canceled, and Andy Cohen is on late night.

Merv Griffin wasn't a bitter fag - he was a needy fag. Much more common type for daytime.

No way.

How about replacing her with Ryan Seacrest, he's always looking for work.

They fired her from The View despite the ratings she generated because she was just too crazy.

Let's get rid of BOTH of them, and replace them with something not totally insipid and mind-numbing, ok?

R18

I’ve had enough of Ryan. He’s everywhere and phony af.

How about Wanda Sykes? Can be political and biting, but never forgets to be funny at the same time.

Let's bring back closet case Reg....never Mind .

I like the Wanda Sykes suggestion and as an added bonus I can picture Wanda giving a "wtf" look when celebs are word salading which would be refreshing.

Rosie would do well with a weekly show. I think she gets bored quickly, and a daily repetive show would be agony for her. A weekly show would drive her. She's entertaining, but daily wouldn't work at this point.

F&F R13.

Wanda Sykes already had a show. It did not last.

Let’s give Tempestt Bledsoe another shot.

I'm still available too! I mean, available for a talk show gig! Well, I'm available in other ways too, let's face it....

I'm afraid if a sexually unthreatening talk show hostess is to come back to take Ellen's place, there can only be one choice!

I'd rather spend an hour a day with...

They always blame it on someone else.

Test pattern

She might be a cunt but her return to TV would anger President 45.

[quote]They always blame it on someone else.

You want Ellen to accept responsibility for male perverts on her staff being male perverts?

You should have F&F R11 first R26. To avoid being a completely insufferable hypocrite

What did R11 say that warranted an F&F?

I’m really tired of having to see the f slur on here. Muriel, can you do your job and ban anyone who posts that instantaneously.

Are you dumb, R37? Stop calling lesbians "bull dykes" and "dykes" if you don't want to be called faggots in return.

I loved 90s pantsuit Rosie with her big hair on her big head.

LMAO R37 you don't even have plausible deniability. Just denial.

The world needs more Kathie Lee.

Rosie is wonderful as long as she stays on celebrity and celebrity gossip. If someone could get her to focus just on that she'd have a hit show again. As soon as she strays from celebrity, she goes ape shit. She is the ultimate fanatical fan.

Dyke is not the same as f*ggot, dyke at R38.

Sure it is, you faggoty FAG.

The f*gs troll is back.

F&F R44.

In bed, during dirty grunts, men call each other "faggot" in the heat of unbridled passion! Do lesbos call each other "dyke"?

Humph.

"THAT'S RIGHT! SCISSOR ME YOU DIRTY DYKE!!!"

"STICK THAT FUCKIN DYKE FINGER IN THERE!!! ALL THE WAY TO THE KNUCKLE!!!!"

"RESERVE THAT FUCKIN' UHAUL, YA BITCH DYKE!!!

I think we need Margo Martindale. She has such an endearing personality. Let's start a petition.

Raven Simoné would do great. Great personality.

Seconding r47, we need Margo. A Virginia Graham for our times!

I never watched Ellen. I'll watch Rosie even less.

[quote] Let’s give Tempestt Bledsoe another shot.

But if we do that for her, then we'll have to give Danny Bonaduce another shot.