Annoying commercials, Summer 2020 thread

This bitch can also fuck off already

r1, but she's soooo PERKY!

don't you just love that?

R2 Love it?

Like a yeast infection.

"All strength....no sweat....EVERYTHING WE WANT TO WE CAN DO IT...." - yech. The singer sounds like such a little....yech

I hate Emily. I hate her hair. I hate the way her mouth opens into a tiny little slit to allow the spoon in. And I especially hate that her mouth opens into an even tinier slit for the straw and then the sides curve up into the fucked-up shape seen in the screencap below.

EVERY FUCKING ONE OF THEM

Totally. “Lily” @ R1 needs her very punchable face, punched in.

So much vocal fry! Jesus Christ.

Yes! @R5. And the vocal fry on that announcer is grounds for murder.

In a scenario so unlikely it appears to be her hallucination, a well-groomed woman with schizophrenia keeps bumping into her schizophrenic friends in the park.

It probably wasn't the best way to sell this drug.

There's something off putting about this commercial with the talking dog

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It's an older commercial and some of the guys are hot, but the song is really annoying

I'm hating the Chrome Book (laptop computer) commercials. It seems like they're marketing to a cheap crowd. I don't mean to be offensive if you have this computer. But it just looks totally low-budget. I also hate the woman's voice they use for the voice-over: "Switch to Chrome Book." Ugh.

Part of my thoughts may have to do with an older friend mulling over buying this Chrome Book. She always spends $ on her grandchildren, then, when it comes to herself, she goes with a cheap product.

This one is by far the worst commercial in a decade

How about the entertaining commercials? Those Chili Chili yum-yum commercials are hysterical. They're funny, short & sweet and very catchy.

Lily from the AT&T commercials is tired of y'alls shit

That Geico commercial, think it's GEICO, with the annoying upper middle class mother, with the super annoying voice, on the phone with her son who is some type of secret agent. The entire concept is super annoying. "Do you have the Wi-Fi password?" "We just found out...we'e Vikings."

Someone please throat kick that woman!

The commercial with Idina Menzel! I don't even know what the commercial is for, all I hear is her yelling/singing at me.

For some reason I saw this commercial that featured annoying YouTuber Collins Key

1-800 CONtacts

Safelite Repair, Safelite Replace

I cant believe they use a British accent for that commercial @ R10 - I thought an English person must have posted it. But NO!

Thanks to people actually linking the commercials. I never look at them so it's good to see what you're all talking about.

May I post one that I simultaneously hate and love?

Chili dog!

This one plays during “Family Feud” hosted by Steve Harvey. They usually bookend another commercial spot. So you’ll see this one, then another commercial for something else, and then the other Chili Dog spot that features a black family.

We only see this during “black” programming.

DVR, bitches. Worth whatever you have to pay for it. I don't even start watching hockey games until the second period and fast forward through every commercial break.

I can't wait to see SNL do a number on the schizo pills at r10. I personally would be frightened to see a group of so many crazy schizos hanging around together at a park. Gurrl, you really ARE in danger!

R10, I’ve never seen that one before, but it is CREEPY. The woman with the Village of the Damned eyes? Her voice is kind, but her eyes want to recruit you. That would make ME paranoid!

And statistically, men are more likely to have schizophrenia, so why are there three women depicted with it, and only one man?

The one for Shingles vaccine! Whaaaaaaat?

I LOVE those Hormel Chili commercials. What's there to hate, they're short, to the point and they're funny.