I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter
|by Anonymous||reply 71||Last Saturday at 1:30 PM|
. . . in a cunning disguise
|by Anonymous||reply 1||07/23/2020|
It's not butter, it's PEOPLE!!!!!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 2||07/23/2020|
I can't believe it's not hydrofluorocarbons.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||07/23/2020|
I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter...
|by Anonymous||reply 4||07/23/2020|
I think if you must have margarine for whatever reason, Earth Balance tastes the best.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||07/23/2020|
I love butter.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||07/23/2020|
I wish they had a product made of soy with green food coloring called Soylent Green. I'd buy for the novelty factor in a heartbeat.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||07/23/2020|
Earth Balance is gross so if that is the best no one should ever eat margarine.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||07/23/2020|
R7 I still cannot believe someone named a company Soylent
|by Anonymous||reply 9||07/23/2020|
I don’t give 2 fucks what the butter snobs say... Margerine tastes good.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||07/23/2020|
Margarine is one of THE most disgusting things ever created. It does not taste good.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||07/23/2020|
R8 It certainly tastes better than the sort my Kosher grandparents used. I have some vegan friends who use it, and was surprised how good it was [italic] for margarine [/italic]. Other friends who cannot tolerate dairy use Smart Balance, and a Country Crock variety. Out of the three, Earth Balance is the best flavour.
If you have one you think is better, share.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||07/23/2020|
What is it, R7?
|by Anonymous||reply 13||07/23/2020|
R10 is probably an ass eater. Only shit is worse than margarine.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||07/23/2020|
We already won the war, boys.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||07/23/2020|
R15 I'm definitely Team Butter: Kerrygold, President, or Lurpak for me. Just because butter or saturated animal fat has been cleared by another new study still doesn't take people's allergies away. Many break out in huge painful cysts, or break out in hives. There still is a place in the market for the synthetic stuff for the allergic, the religious types, and the vegans.
Then, there are those such as R10 who simply prefer it because that's what they've grown accustomed to. I've met many people like that growing up. Margarine was very common in Britain growing up. Many families always had both in the house, yet the margarine was for sandwiches and toast, and butter was more for baking or sautéing.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||07/23/2020|
R10 What's your fave brand? I don't discriminate against ass eaters, or margarine eaters BTW.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||07/23/2020|
I can’t believe it’s not butter - light is my fave. I’m watching my calorie intake!
|by Anonymous||reply 18||07/23/2020|
On DL there is only one butter brand and that’s Hellman’s, and it’s never drained!
|by Anonymous||reply 19||07/23/2020|
Makes sense since everyone else can believe it is not butter and it does taste like shit.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||07/23/2020|
I'd rather use a little olive oil and salt on anything instead of margarine.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||07/23/2020|
Oh Margerine for me!
|by Anonymous||reply 22||07/23/2020|
This product is very useful to me as architect. Many uses when entertaining the client.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||07/23/2020|
i like how spreadable it is.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||07/24/2020|
I love to spray it and spread it. oooh god i'm so horny.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||07/25/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 26||07/25/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 27||07/25/2020|
I can't believe it's not Boy Butter
|by Anonymous||reply 28||07/25/2020|
What is vegan margarine made out of?
Due to medical issues, I have to eat vegan temporarily. No dairy at all. What’s the best?
|by Anonymous||reply 29||07/25/2020|
Does margarine still exist?
|by Anonymous||reply 30||07/25/2020|
I don’t mind Earth Balance. It doesn’t taste like much. It’s basically congealed vegetable oils
|by Anonymous||reply 31||07/25/2020|
R39, earth balance is vegan
|by Anonymous||reply 32||07/25/2020|
Anything that advertises “It’s not butter” is usually worse for you than butter
|by Anonymous||reply 33||07/25/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 34||07/25/2020|
My ass is actually well informed
|by Anonymous||reply 35||07/25/2020|
R34 Stupid ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||07/25/2020|
I just ate some eggo waffles smothered with margarine and mrs butterworths
|by Anonymous||reply 37||07/26/2020|
It paid some bills for me.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||07/26/2020|
I remember my cool friend in 8th grade loved "Smartbeat" fake butter.
I tried it and it tasted like a dolphins anus hole.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||07/26/2020|
And does SmartBeat still exist???
|by Anonymous||reply 40||07/26/2020|
R39 has rimmed the whole animal kingdom. Or at least most mammals.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||07/26/2020|
I used to avoid butter and margarine for years, until I learned how important healthy fats are for brain health. Now, I try to select butter from grazed cattle. I grew up consuming margarine, but I now do my best to eat foods in their simplest form. I respect the motivations of Vegans, but won't live my life according to some of the rules, even though many of my meals would be considered vegan.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||07/26/2020|
There was a cute dark-haired guy on a "Can't Believe...." commercial.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||07/26/2020|
"Bart, no one can tell the difference between 'I Can't Believe It's Not Butter' and butter. It's impossible!"
|by Anonymous||reply 44||07/26/2020|
High LDL's much?
|by Anonymous||reply 45||07/26/2020|
[quote]i like how spreadable it is.
The margarine or Melania?
|by Anonymous||reply 46||07/26/2020|
I tried I Can't Believe It's Not Margarine in my margarine fountain and it clogged everything up.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||07/26/2020|
Regis Philbin used to shill for margarine, and now he's dead.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||07/26/2020|
What’s not to believe? Most things in the world aren’t butter.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||07/26/2020|
We use Blue Bonnet for when we have something that needs a spread, but I only have it occasionally when we have cornbread or blueberry muffins for dinner. It's pretty good for what it is.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||07/27/2020|
And what it is is vomit with a yellow tinge.
Blue Bonnet is one of the most disgusting things ever invented.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||07/27/2020|
I no longer have butter or margarine.
I may have cheese on bread. I might buy butter just once a year if a recipe demands butter instead of oil.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||07/27/2020|
In a world that includes the Human Centipede cinematic series and the delights of powdered horse milk (for human consumption!) I don't think any brand of margarine makes even the top 100 most disgusting things ever invented. It's just vegetable oil spread.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||07/27/2020|
Exactly R53 and when was the last time you got oil from a vegetable?
GMO soy, cottonseed and rapeseed spread is the toxic waste dump you consume.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||07/27/2020|
I Can't Believe It's Still Being Made
|by Anonymous||reply 55||07/27/2020|
When I lived in Wisconsin as a child in the 60's it was illegal to sell margarine, it is the dairy state after all. You could get the ingredients for margarine in a plastic pouch and you could squeeze the pouch to mix the ingredients to mix the margarine but it was illegal to sell it already mixed, ready to use margarine.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||07/27/2020|
R54 You get Olive Oil from a vegetable.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||07/27/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 58||07/27/2020|
R57 olives are a fruit. Next?
|by Anonymous||reply 59||07/27/2020|
Miyokos. No palm oil. I hope they will soon certify their coconut oil as produced without the labor of animals (monkeys, extremely common in Thailand).
|by Anonymous||reply 60||07/27/2020|
r56 I believe it was illegal to sell YELLOW margarine in Wisconsin. You could buy uncolored (white) sticks and they came with a yellow food dye capsule that you had to mix in. It wasn't like you had to actually make the margarine.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||07/27/2020|
No you can't tell
|by Anonymous||reply 62||07/27/2020|
One of the very few margarines that doesn't taste like shit. It was the last margarine my grandmother used before I finally got her to start using Land O Lakes. For years she had been using Country Crock and Blue Bonnet which are both shit.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||Last Tuesday at 12:10 PM|
Land O’ Lakes is the best tasting margarine, but I use it sparingly. Butter wins, hands down. Wisconsin native here as well. 🐄 🧈
|by Anonymous||reply 64||Last Tuesday at 5:29 PM|
R63, how big are your tits? Are the Baffleck big?
|by Anonymous||reply 65||Last Tuesday at 5:31 PM|
Butter in small quantities and not eaten daily not such a huge cholesterol risk as thought according to my nutritionist but the idea is to be mindful of all animal fats consumed that day and portion size.
Margarine like the kind they have at Sprouts tastes pretty good on nutty black bread. Just not daily and, again, portion, artificial ingredient content and frequency.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||Last Tuesday at 5:40 PM|
R63 You should avoid any food which tastes like feces.
Pay attention to the faces smell before you taste the faces.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||Last Tuesday at 11:12 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 68||Last Saturday at 12:42 PM|
One of my favorite comfort foods is a big bowl of pasta smothered in butter and salt. We called it "gebbies" growing up.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||Last Saturday at 12:48 PM|
R69 just made me throw up a little.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||Last Saturday at 1:23 PM|
I've boycotted Land O'Lakes since their publicity stunt with the Indian Princess on the label.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||Last Saturday at 1:30 PM|