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I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter

Official thread.

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by Anonymousreply 71Last Saturday at 1:30 PM

. . . in a cunning disguise

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by Anonymousreply 107/23/2020

It's not butter, it's PEOPLE!!!!!!!

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by Anonymousreply 207/23/2020

I can't believe it's not hydrofluorocarbons.

by Anonymousreply 307/23/2020

I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter...


by Anonymousreply 407/23/2020

I think if you must have margarine for whatever reason, Earth Balance tastes the best.

by Anonymousreply 507/23/2020

I love butter.

by Anonymousreply 607/23/2020

I wish they had a product made of soy with green food coloring called Soylent Green. I'd buy for the novelty factor in a heartbeat.

by Anonymousreply 707/23/2020

Earth Balance is gross so if that is the best no one should ever eat margarine.

by Anonymousreply 807/23/2020

R7 I still cannot believe someone named a company Soylent

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by Anonymousreply 907/23/2020

I don’t give 2 fucks what the butter snobs say... Margerine tastes good.

by Anonymousreply 1007/23/2020

Margarine is one of THE most disgusting things ever created. It does not taste good.

by Anonymousreply 1107/23/2020

R8 It certainly tastes better than the sort my Kosher grandparents used. I have some vegan friends who use it, and was surprised how good it was [italic] for margarine [/italic]. Other friends who cannot tolerate dairy use Smart Balance, and a Country Crock variety. Out of the three, Earth Balance is the best flavour.

If you have one you think is better, share.

by Anonymousreply 1207/23/2020

What is it, R7?

by Anonymousreply 1307/23/2020

R10 is probably an ass eater. Only shit is worse than margarine.

by Anonymousreply 1407/23/2020

We already won the war, boys.

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by Anonymousreply 1507/23/2020

R15 I'm definitely Team Butter: Kerrygold, President, or Lurpak for me. Just because butter or saturated animal fat has been cleared by another new study still doesn't take people's allergies away. Many break out in huge painful cysts, or break out in hives. There still is a place in the market for the synthetic stuff for the allergic, the religious types, and the vegans.

Then, there are those such as R10 who simply prefer it because that's what they've grown accustomed to. I've met many people like that growing up. Margarine was very common in Britain growing up. Many families always had both in the house, yet the margarine was for sandwiches and toast, and butter was more for baking or sautéing.

by Anonymousreply 1607/23/2020

R10 What's your fave brand? I don't discriminate against ass eaters, or margarine eaters BTW.

by Anonymousreply 1707/23/2020

I can’t believe it’s not butter - light is my fave. I’m watching my calorie intake!

by Anonymousreply 1807/23/2020

On DL there is only one butter brand and that’s Hellman’s, and it’s never drained!

by Anonymousreply 1907/23/2020

Makes sense since everyone else can believe it is not butter and it does taste like shit.

by Anonymousreply 2007/23/2020

I'd rather use a little olive oil and salt on anything instead of margarine.

by Anonymousreply 2107/23/2020

Oh Margerine for me!

by Anonymousreply 2207/23/2020

This product is very useful to me as architect. Many uses when entertaining the client.

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by Anonymousreply 2307/23/2020

i like how spreadable it is.

by Anonymousreply 2407/24/2020

I love to spray it and spread it. oooh god i'm so horny.

by Anonymousreply 2507/25/2020

Butter... Parkay!

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by Anonymousreply 2607/25/2020

Futurama product

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by Anonymousreply 2707/25/2020

I can't believe it's not Boy Butter

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by Anonymousreply 2807/25/2020

What is vegan margarine made out of?

Due to medical issues, I have to eat vegan temporarily. No dairy at all. What’s the best?

by Anonymousreply 2907/25/2020

Does margarine still exist?

by Anonymousreply 3007/25/2020

I don’t mind Earth Balance. It doesn’t taste like much. It’s basically congealed vegetable oils

by Anonymousreply 3107/25/2020

R39, earth balance is vegan

by Anonymousreply 3207/25/2020

Anything that advertises “It’s not butter” is usually worse for you than butter

by Anonymousreply 3307/25/2020

r33=stupid ass

by Anonymousreply 3407/25/2020

My ass is actually well informed

by Anonymousreply 3507/25/2020

R34 Stupid ass.

by Anonymousreply 3607/25/2020

I just ate some eggo waffles smothered with margarine and mrs butterworths

by Anonymousreply 3707/26/2020

It paid some bills for me.

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by Anonymousreply 3807/26/2020

I remember my cool friend in 8th grade loved "Smartbeat" fake butter.

I tried it and it tasted like a dolphins anus hole.

by Anonymousreply 3907/26/2020

And does SmartBeat still exist???

Googling now

by Anonymousreply 4007/26/2020

R39 has rimmed the whole animal kingdom. Or at least most mammals.

by Anonymousreply 4107/26/2020

I used to avoid butter and margarine for years, until I learned how important healthy fats are for brain health. Now, I try to select butter from grazed cattle. I grew up consuming margarine, but I now do my best to eat foods in their simplest form. I respect the motivations of Vegans, but won't live my life according to some of the rules, even though many of my meals would be considered vegan.

by Anonymousreply 4207/26/2020

There was a cute dark-haired guy on a "Can't Believe...." commercial.

by Anonymousreply 4307/26/2020

"Bart, no one can tell the difference between 'I Can't Believe It's Not Butter' and butter. It's impossible!"

--Marge Simpson

by Anonymousreply 4407/26/2020

High LDL's much?

by Anonymousreply 4507/26/2020

[quote]i like how spreadable it is.

The margarine or Melania?

by Anonymousreply 4607/26/2020

I tried I Can't Believe It's Not Margarine in my margarine fountain and it clogged everything up.

by Anonymousreply 4707/26/2020

Regis Philbin used to shill for margarine, and now he's dead.

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by Anonymousreply 4807/26/2020

What’s not to believe? Most things in the world aren’t butter.

by Anonymousreply 4907/26/2020

We use Blue Bonnet for when we have something that needs a spread, but I only have it occasionally when we have cornbread or blueberry muffins for dinner. It's pretty good for what it is.

by Anonymousreply 5007/27/2020

And what it is is vomit with a yellow tinge.

Blue Bonnet is one of the most disgusting things ever invented.

by Anonymousreply 5107/27/2020

I no longer have butter or margarine.

I may have cheese on bread. I might buy butter just once a year if a recipe demands butter instead of oil.

by Anonymousreply 5207/27/2020

In a world that includes the Human Centipede cinematic series and the delights of powdered horse milk (for human consumption!) I don't think any brand of margarine makes even the top 100 most disgusting things ever invented. It's just vegetable oil spread.

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by Anonymousreply 5307/27/2020

Exactly R53 and when was the last time you got oil from a vegetable?

GMO soy, cottonseed and rapeseed spread is the toxic waste dump you consume.

by Anonymousreply 5407/27/2020

I Can't Believe It's Still Being Made

by Anonymousreply 5507/27/2020

When I lived in Wisconsin as a child in the 60's it was illegal to sell margarine, it is the dairy state after all. You could get the ingredients for margarine in a plastic pouch and you could squeeze the pouch to mix the ingredients to mix the margarine but it was illegal to sell it already mixed, ready to use margarine.

by Anonymousreply 5607/27/2020

R54 You get Olive Oil from a vegetable.

by Anonymousreply 5707/27/2020

Parkay, Imperial,

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by Anonymousreply 5807/27/2020

R57 olives are a fruit. Next?

by Anonymousreply 5907/27/2020

Miyokos. No palm oil. I hope they will soon certify their coconut oil as produced without the labor of animals (monkeys, extremely common in Thailand).

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by Anonymousreply 6007/27/2020

r56 I believe it was illegal to sell YELLOW margarine in Wisconsin. You could buy uncolored (white) sticks and they came with a yellow food dye capsule that you had to mix in. It wasn't like you had to actually make the margarine.

by Anonymousreply 6107/27/2020

No you can't tell

by Anonymousreply 6207/27/2020

One of the very few margarines that doesn't taste like shit. It was the last margarine my grandmother used before I finally got her to start using Land O Lakes. For years she had been using Country Crock and Blue Bonnet which are both shit.

by Anonymousreply 63Last Tuesday at 12:10 PM

Land O’ Lakes is the best tasting margarine, but I use it sparingly. Butter wins, hands down. Wisconsin native here as well. 🐄 🧈

by Anonymousreply 64Last Tuesday at 5:29 PM

R63, how big are your tits? Are the Baffleck big?

by Anonymousreply 65Last Tuesday at 5:31 PM

Butter in small quantities and not eaten daily not such a huge cholesterol risk as thought according to my nutritionist but the idea is to be mindful of all animal fats consumed that day and portion size.

Margarine like the kind they have at Sprouts tastes pretty good on nutty black bread. Just not daily and, again, portion, artificial ingredient content and frequency.

by Anonymousreply 66Last Tuesday at 5:40 PM

R63 You should avoid any food which tastes like feces.

Pay attention to the faces smell before you taste the faces.

by Anonymousreply 67Last Tuesday at 11:12 PM
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by Anonymousreply 68Last Saturday at 12:42 PM

One of my favorite comfort foods is a big bowl of pasta smothered in butter and salt. We called it "gebbies" growing up.

by Anonymousreply 69Last Saturday at 12:48 PM

R69 just made me throw up a little.

by Anonymousreply 70Last Saturday at 1:23 PM

I've boycotted Land O'Lakes since their publicity stunt with the Indian Princess on the label.

by Anonymousreply 71Last Saturday at 1:30 PM
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