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σн нσω тнє мιgнту нανє ƒαℓℓєη: Zefron Down To Earth

Twitter is going into lusty over-drive for Zac Efron’s “Dad bod” in his new show: Down to Earth. I recently watched an episode and came away with three observations:1) the man has the IQ and attention span of a fruit fly 2) he loves having both hands shoved into his pant pockets at all times and 3) his face. That once beeeautiful face now looks bloated, sausage-casing tight and is covered in hair. I thought he’d gotten fat but when he disrobed his pecs and abs still looked rock hard.

So what is it? Too many fillers? Off the blow and onto the booze? Whatever the case, it made me sad to see him looking so ... sad.

I will say, he and his travel companion, Darin Olien, are giving me major Daddy/Son vacation vibes

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by Anonymousreply 47August 4, 2020 5:40 AM

You blind? Zac is (still so) hot in that clip.

by Anonymousreply 1July 14, 2020 6:05 AM

Is this Garrett Clayton's future?

by Anonymousreply 2July 14, 2020 6:07 AM

He is too young for Dadbod.

by Anonymousreply 3July 14, 2020 6:08 AM

Poor Zac. At least he had a good run.

by Anonymousreply 4July 14, 2020 6:22 AM

He looks fine, OP.

by Anonymousreply 5July 14, 2020 6:27 AM

I'd still fuck him.

Is OP = Olivia Culpo, the former Miss Universe? She's so picky and dainty.

by Anonymousreply 6July 14, 2020 6:28 AM

How'd you do that with the font?

by Anonymousreply 7July 14, 2020 7:56 AM

Zac's attempts at humor in this show are so cringeworthy I couldn't make it through the first episode.

Oompa Loompa ,doopity-do? Really?!

FUCK OFF Zac Efron.

by Anonymousreply 8July 14, 2020 8:11 AM

Hot as fuck! Did coke with him once at The Ace Hotel in DTLA-total sweetheart. Dumber than a box of hair but cute and sweet.

by Anonymousreply 9July 14, 2020 8:42 AM

A lot of pretty boy celebrities hate their image. They mostly attract geeky, pre-teen girls and obsessive, middle-aged gay stalkers.

I bet Efron couldn’t wait until he reached the age he was allowed to grow a full beard, look like a regular guy and attract a less creepy fanbase.

Btw the daddy behind the steering wheel has really nice beefy legs.

by Anonymousreply 10July 14, 2020 9:09 AM

He looks older than 32 but not so much that he's got "dadbod."

by Anonymousreply 11July 14, 2020 9:11 AM

He looks like a hot, grown ass man to me.

Still fuckable.

by Anonymousreply 12July 14, 2020 9:21 AM

He got a “Bradley Cooper,” some kind of pre-emptive fillets.

You bitches must be blind if you can’t see it.

by Anonymousreply 13July 14, 2020 9:44 AM

**fillers

by Anonymousreply 14July 14, 2020 9:44 AM

That's not fillers, it's fat. When your body thickens up to that extent, you don't need fillers (fillets, maybe.)

by Anonymousreply 15July 14, 2020 9:55 AM

Thanks to Efron's publicist for starting this thread. I wouldn't have known what your client was doing otherwise.

By the way, he still looks dreamy, as you well know.

by Anonymousreply 16July 14, 2020 9:56 AM

Not sure that I ever much noticed his voice but it's a surprisingly nice voice when narrating (a little mumbly when speaking sometimes.)

by Anonymousreply 17July 14, 2020 10:05 AM

Not so bad a fall

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by Anonymousreply 18July 14, 2020 10:11 AM

I watched the first episode as travel porn to remind me of an amazing trip I took to a Iceland four years ago. His body still looks great, albeit less cut. His face does look a bit bloated and he sports a bad haircut and lumberjack beard. Still he is better looking than the majority of men. But he seems really limited mentally. Pretty dumb and frat-boy douchey. That to me was the turnoff.

by Anonymousreply 19July 14, 2020 11:06 AM

Seth Rogan once said Zac has a "girthy" dick.

by Anonymousreply 20July 14, 2020 11:13 AM

He looks weirdly like GigaChad in r18

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by Anonymousreply 21July 14, 2020 11:17 AM

Same here, R8. He comes across as a bit awkward, or just not that bright. He makes a terrible host for a show.

by Anonymousreply 22July 14, 2020 11:21 AM

is this the show that almost killed him?

by Anonymousreply 23July 14, 2020 11:23 AM

No it rectum.

by Anonymousreply 24July 14, 2020 11:25 AM

Still looks hot & seems like he got a good, fun TV gig. What's the 'fallen' part?

by Anonymousreply 25July 14, 2020 11:33 AM

It's almost like he's not 18 anymore!

by Anonymousreply 26July 14, 2020 11:42 AM

No, he doesn't R21. I mean...these "He looks like..." posts are NEVER on the mark.

Where are you Uncle Arthur-looking motherfuckers getting that he's fat? He's clearly stopped starving himself and working out like a maniac. That's so far from a "dad bod" it's ridiculous. He's never been hotter than now IMO.

His brother is damn near perfect.

by Anonymousreply 27July 14, 2020 11:45 AM

R21 wtf is that thing? It's creepy

by Anonymousreply 28July 14, 2020 11:53 AM

Who knew?

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by Anonymousreply 29July 14, 2020 12:25 PM

is it just me or is the show aimed at the stupid mouth breathers that make Joe Rogan's audience? Straight douche bro antics and humor but with Joey Lawrence "Woah! Would you look at that?" thrown in when it's about new technologies.

His hosting gig almost comes off like a spoof of Tim Allen's character in Home Improvement bumbling around. Fart bags *giggle*

by Anonymousreply 30July 14, 2020 1:16 PM

he looks cute

by Anonymousreply 31July 14, 2020 1:22 PM

That beard is awful

by Anonymousreply 32July 14, 2020 1:26 PM

He looks better now than he did 10 years ago.

He looks like a man.

by Anonymousreply 33July 14, 2020 1:35 PM

He looks like Brian Sims.

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by Anonymousreply 34July 14, 2020 1:40 PM

Verificatia of sizemeat?

by Anonymousreply 35July 14, 2020 9:30 PM

He looks like a medium fat guy now whose penis probably looks like a button

by Anonymousreply 36July 20, 2020 6:46 AM

Watch an episode then make a comment before you defend him. Trust me

by Anonymousreply 37July 20, 2020 6:47 AM

R37 it's that bad???

by Anonymousreply 38July 20, 2020 8:22 AM

R38 - it’s that bad. I’m some scenes the skin on his face looks so tight his eyes look Asian. Plus his personality is so cringey you almost feel bad for the guy

by Anonymousreply 39August 2, 2020 9:21 AM

The beard doesn't suit him.

by Anonymousreply 40August 2, 2020 9:26 AM

Gee, just from reading the comments here, no wonder Zac wants to quit Hollywood. You don't see him that much because he's living quietly in Australia now. He admitted on the show that his whole life had been maintaining his looks by eating no carbs for 10 years. All he ate were protein and vegetables and felt horrible. . He finally ate carbs-- although the good kind--- and feels healthier.

I watched the whole series. There were some episodes that I would skip but the one where he visits a village where most people live to be over 100 years old was very interesting. These people ate less protein and more carbohydrates, the difference was that they ate vegetables and foods they grew themselves, none of this processed junk we eat today.

The hairstyle and the beard doesn't really compliment him but he still has the most beautiful eyes. The body is still hot, the face looks a little fuller, probably from eating carbs but he's getting older too. He said doing this show changed his life and consider leaving acting.

by Anonymousreply 41August 2, 2020 9:46 AM

[quote]It's almost like he's not 18 anymore!

A sin for which much of the gay community will never forgive him!

by Anonymousreply 42August 2, 2020 9:50 AM

I like an occasional fish fillet.

by Anonymousreply 43August 2, 2020 10:02 AM

This is the oddest show -- I am assuming it's aimed towards Bros?

by Anonymousreply 44August 4, 2020 4:29 AM

Some people aren’t meant to be adult.

by Anonymousreply 45August 4, 2020 4:50 AM

[quote]So what is it?

What it is is that you have mental health issues and need to stop obsessing over celebrities, as well as stop holding them to socially conditioned personal standards of what you seek to think physical beauty is, as well as how you judge people’s worth.

What it is is you need to pull your head from out of your ass and stop polluting the board with this nonsense.

by Anonymousreply 46August 4, 2020 5:02 AM

I can’t see past that horrendous font!

My Eyes!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 47August 4, 2020 5:40 AM
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