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People shitting all over Queen's Balmoral estate

Uncouth ruffians! Release the hounds!

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by Queen Elizabeth, texting while sitting on the canreply 606/30/2020

"But the castle acknowledged that people may need to relieve themselves while walking around the royal estate. "If you need to pee, please do so at least 30 metres from lochs or streams," they added in a tweet on Sunday. "If you need to defecate, do so as far away as possible from buildings, paths, water courses and farm animals. Bury faeces in a shallow hole and replace the turf."

TACKY!!!

by Queen Elizabeth, texting while sitting on the canreply 106/30/2020

Is the phrase "the need to pee" sanctioned by the Crown?

Sounds pretty vulgar to me.

by Queen Elizabeth, texting while sitting on the canreply 206/30/2020

I thought Meghan was still in LA?

by Queen Elizabeth, texting while sitting on the canreply 306/30/2020

R3 = racist

by Queen Elizabeth, texting while sitting on the canreply 406/30/2020

Gasp!

by Queen Elizabeth, texting while sitting on the canreply 506/30/2020

Do a search!

by Queen Elizabeth, texting while sitting on the canreply 606/30/2020
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