Inspired by the "Actors you'd like to spend 24 hours fucking" thread (or whatever it's called), here's a new thread devoted to the stunning Oliver Jackson-Cohen.
I'd have a hard time holding down a job if he were in my bed.
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Inspired by the "Actors you'd like to spend 24 hours fucking" thread (or whatever it's called), here's a new thread devoted to the stunning Oliver Jackson-Cohen.
I'd have a hard time holding down a job if he were in my bed.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | August 12, 2020 1:52 AM |
He's fugly.
I do like the INVISIBLE MAN remake..
But THE HAUNTING OF HILL HOUSE series is the biggest waste of my entire life. It's utterly shitty in every way. It has nothing to do with the book or the classic film THE HAUNTING.
It's a dreary, pscyhobabble soap opera of family drama. There's nothing scary, unified or interesting about the supernatural elements. Just a grating sob session.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | June 29, 2020 8:17 PM |
Like Jake Gyllenhaal, he’s definitely gotten better with age. He was gawky looking in Lark Rise To Candleford.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | June 29, 2020 8:26 PM |
No thanks. I’ll take Jake.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | June 29, 2020 8:28 PM |
Is he gay? When will he come out?
by Anonymous | reply 9 | June 29, 2020 9:34 PM |
Cursed by tiny-nip.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | June 30, 2020 2:07 AM |
He needs to fuck me right now!
by Anonymous | reply 12 | June 30, 2020 2:07 AM |
I think he's kind of nerdy cute but I loved his character on Hill House. Oliver's been publicly single for 2 years now, ever since he and Jessica DeGouw broke up during the filming of the first season of Hill House. But there are rumors that she has an Australian girlfriend now (she's also rumored to be Katie McGrath's ex) and DL and Insta have had some rumors that Oliver used to fuck or may still be fucking British actor Jack Bannon. Do we believe he's been sleeping alone all this time?
by Anonymous | reply 14 | June 30, 2020 10:53 PM |
You loved his loser addict character on HILL HOUSE?
Bitch, please.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | June 30, 2020 11:55 PM |
I'd be his gopher as long as he wanted. I'd do above-and-beyond work for a few favors. It's hairy business, but I'll get through it.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | July 1, 2020 12:18 AM |
A post-workout selfie from Instagram today. Maybe it's the angle but he's looking a lot leaner/thinner than even in the Invisible Man. Still cute, but he looks better a little more buffed up IMO.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | August 10, 2020 11:26 PM |
That’s gotta be one furry hole. And thickly hairy cheeks.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | August 10, 2020 11:36 PM |
[Quote] I'd have a hard time holding down a job if he were in my bed.
Not if he'd pissed it. Again.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | August 10, 2020 11:39 PM |
[quote]Not if he'd pissed it. Again.
That makes it even better!
by Anonymous | reply 20 | August 10, 2020 11:40 PM |
[Quote] That makes it even better!
It wouldn't be in your mouth, dear.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | August 10, 2020 11:41 PM |
He's only ever done on-screen nudity once, which bugs me. But then again he was molested when he was a kid and that clearly fucked him up so I guess it's excusable.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | August 10, 2020 11:51 PM |
Another selfie, name-dropping his mother in last month's British GQ for a "fashion in quarantine" segment they did with a few dozen people I mostly didn't recognise. His is toward the bottom of the list.
Talk us through your outfit, Oliver. I blew out my hair and everything for you, GQ. My jacket is from Dries Van Noten, my top and trousers are from Jil Sander and my shoes are from Eytys.
Who's your favourite British designer right now? In terms of British designers, my sunglasses are vintage Betty Jackson ones from the 1980s, so I guess that somewhat fills the brief...
by Anonymous | reply 23 | August 10, 2020 11:51 PM |
He’s British hot. Which means he’s got about two years left before he’s grotesque.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | August 10, 2020 11:56 PM |
He's shown his ass three times on screen: The Healer, World Without End and Man in the Orange Shirt, and he played a rapist in World Without End which included an onscreen rape, an implied rapist and sociopath in Invisible Man, and is rumored to be playing a pedophile in the next season of Haunting of Hill House, so he can't be that fucked up about things like that.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | August 10, 2020 11:56 PM |
[Quote] then again he was molested when he was a kid and that clearly fucked him up so I guess it's excusable.
That makes little sense.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | August 11, 2020 12:09 AM |
What has his offscreen life got to do with what he'll do on screen?
by Anonymous | reply 27 | August 11, 2020 12:10 AM |
Is it me or are a couple of DLers seem fixated with the fact that Oliver is a CSA survivor and feel the need to speculate about how it affected his adult sexuality in literally every thread about him?
by Anonymous | reply 28 | August 11, 2020 12:20 AM |
*DO a couple of DLers seem fixated.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | August 11, 2020 12:25 AM |
I wasn't aware there are that many threads on him. From what I've seen, he's traded on beefcake, so it seems a little odd to suggest that his experience of abuse has made him prudish onscreen.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | August 11, 2020 12:25 AM |
[QUOTE]Oliver is a CSA survivor
Too much cabbage, not enough tomatoes?
by Anonymous | reply 31 | August 11, 2020 12:36 AM |
R30 It gets brought up even in threads that are about projects he's in, too - Invisible Man, Hill House. It's the weirdest fixation, especially when, as you said, there's no evidence that he's ever shied away from anything on screen due to his personal history.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | August 11, 2020 12:37 AM |
[Quote] Oliver is a CSA survivor
Country Singing Aunt?
by Anonymous | reply 34 | August 11, 2020 12:42 AM |
He is mutuals and has exchanged friendly tweets with gay director Francis Lee on Twitter and named "God's Own Country" as one of his favorite films a couple of years ago. He and Josh O'Connor, star of that film, also follow each other. I wonder if he was originally supposed to play the Alec Secareanu role but he couldn't do it for whatever reason - it was around the same time as "Emerald City" was filming. That film featured full frontal, too.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | August 11, 2020 12:42 AM |
R24. Generally would agree. Wondering though if his Jewish background might counteract that
by Anonymous | reply 37 | August 11, 2020 12:47 AM |
Awkward little thing, wasn't he.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | August 11, 2020 12:51 AM |
[Quote] Wondering though if his Jewish background might counteract that
Bless your heart.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | August 11, 2020 12:53 AM |
r40 Were Oliver and Augustus Prew boyfriends?
by Anonymous | reply 42 | August 11, 2020 12:55 AM |
R34 CSA = Controlled Substances Act
by Anonymous | reply 43 | August 11, 2020 12:56 AM |
I think they used to be friends with benefits at minimum. Augie's husband Jeffery Self and Oliver don't follow each other on social media despite the fact that Oliver helped plan their wedding. And Augie and Oliver's ex gf/beard/whatever also don't follow each other.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | August 11, 2020 12:57 AM |
He's half Arabic Jew and half British Northerner, and he drinks and smokes nonstop. His odds of having more hair on his back than on his head within 10 years are tragically rather high.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | August 11, 2020 1:04 AM |
Will he ever come out?
by Anonymous | reply 48 | August 11, 2020 1:05 AM |
R45. He reveals he comes from generations and generations of tailors and seamers and seamstresses.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | August 11, 2020 1:07 AM |
I'd never heard of him so I googled. Google Images has an entire subsection devoted to his chest.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | August 11, 2020 1:12 AM |
Someone else on another thread said he's out to friends, family and coworkers, and someone else said he only dates guys now. He doesn't seem to be interested in leading man roles anymore -- he said he wants to do more horror and he's playing the effete comic relief character with no love interest in his next film, which is a period piece romance. And other than some designers, coworkers and a few directors, he follows LGBT people on social media exclusively. Recently he followed someone who runs a gay nightclub in London. He's also said things like he was "too emotional" to play Bond and openly fanboys people like Lizzo and Cardi B. So call me optimistic but I actually wouldn't be surprised if he came out as something other than straight during the Hill House S2 press rounds the way his Hill House lesbian BFF Victoria Pedretti did earlier this year.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | August 11, 2020 1:26 AM |
Augie's career has probably put him off the prospect of coming out.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | August 11, 2020 1:29 AM |
They were never going to have the same career trajectory though.
Because most people have eyes.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | August 11, 2020 1:33 AM |
If you told me he and Jake Gyllenhall were brothers I would not even question you.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | August 11, 2020 1:36 AM |
Oliver and Michael Socha could be twins.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | August 11, 2020 11:18 PM |
R55 You're right. They've both eyes too close together and sad thick eyebrows.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | August 12, 2020 1:06 AM |
Faye Ray!?
by Anonymous | reply 57 | August 12, 2020 1:16 AM |
I don't think Oliver's eyes are too close together but yes to the sad eyebrows.
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