Friends, complete this sentence: "Donald Trump's Tulsa rally was a bigger flop than ...."

Ann Reinking's singing of Against All Odds at the Oscars?

Larry Kerr in Jolson.

The Caitlyn Jenner-Ann Coulter Sex Tape.

Kert, of course.

Cats: The Movie

Than his belly

New Coke AND Pepsi Clear

The Goldfinch

David Letterman hosting the Oscars.

Trump’s presidency

... Fyre Festival!

Life With Lucy

Glitter

Cop Rock

Geraldo’s tomb moment on live tv.

... David Caruso's movie career.

Swept Away

His coronavirus response

This is worse than Howard Deen.

His 3rd wife’s fake tit job...and Ivanka’s fake tits too

Joan Rivers' throat surgery.

R9 David Letterman and Anne Hathaway/James Franco combined.

Donald Trump's Inauguration.

The Brady Bunch Variety Hour and The Brady Brides combined.

A Glitter AND Swept Away double feature.

... his career in business.

Halle Berry in Catwoman

Pink Lady and Jeff

Trump University

[italic]For Love Alone[/italic] (the book AND the TV movie)

His perfume line

After the Laughter: The Joan and Melissa Rivers Story.

Double Feature: Rabbit Test

This:

This was a bigger flop than Bionic.

Battlefield Earth.

Gigli

Fergie’s National Anthem.

Geraldo opening Al Capone’s vault.

Ishtar

Ishtar

This “GO!” shit, it reeks of Harry Potter and The Office.

Janet Jackson's floppy titty at the Grammys.

The Beatles' "comeback" single in 1995

Kevin Federline's rap career.

Horst Wagenbauer's cock.

Mr. T and Tina

Farrah on Letterman

Golden Palace

Maxie

Trump Tower Toronto

Trump Tower Chicago

Gigli Howard the Duck

AfterM*A*S*H

Trump Air

Every Janet Jackson album released in the past 15 years

Garth Brooks as Chris Gaines

Trump Steaks

Sliver

boobies.

Calvin Coolidge ... put together!

..."Cristy Lane's Greatest Hits."

Howard The Duck

Hudson Hawk

Suzanne Somers in "The Blonde in the Thunderbird"

Janet Jackson's comeback

Jan Brady's attempts to outshine Marsha

Carrie: The Musical

Return tickets on the Titanic

Quibi

The Bonfire of the Vanities

Fonzi waterskiing.

Cousin Oscar

Those of any other modern day politician

All of Bristol Palin's relationships.

[R72] Did you mean Cousin Oliver?

Taj Mahal Atlantic City

Trump Airlines

Trump Vodka

Via Galactica

Trump Neckties!

Lucy Mame.

Mary Tyler Moore's variety show.

Growing up Brady!!!

George Glass

hydroxychloroquine

Elizabeth Berkley’s orgasm in Showgirls.

Saturn 3, Sunburn, and Somebody Killed Her Husband!

Herd inmunity strategy

Herd inmunity strategy

George Schlatter's 1969 comedy sketch show "Turn-On"

Than my left tity which has nice bouncing power.

Carol Channing's Corn Cob dinner!!!

The Trump Shuttle.

Chrissy Metz’s diet

Glenn’s last Oscar bid

Trumps choice of press secretary: Skipper (Barbies little sister ) goes to D.C. ; when she’s fired , too stupid to even create a line of clothing

Listeria in the nutloaf at Michfest.

Mama June's Not to Hot transformation.

-Ellen's JCPenney advert campaign, where she shrill-ly grinned, danced, and chuckled about no more coupons needed (and then the coupons returned a couple of months later...and *then* Penney's declared bankruptcy).

-Quibi...enough said.

-The premiere of 'Zyzzyx Road', starring DL fave Katherine Heigl. It made $30 total at the box office in 2006. Link attached.

Shelley Hack on "Charlie's Angels"

It wasn’t a flop. The empty seats were bought out by liberals so many Trumptards couldn’t show up.

Joan Steffend's "Kicky Santa Fe Breakfast Nook" made of scrap plywood painted orange with a couple of discarded chairs and a kokopelli statue she bought at T.J. Maxx at 90% off

Were all the tickets bought up by Democrats?

I prefer to think there’s just a total lack of enthusiasm for him.

Burrito Night at Ina Garten's

[quote] It wasn’t a flop. The empty seats were bought out by liberals so many Trumptards couldn’t show up.

No they weren’t, you fucking idiot. Massive numbers of false requests for FREE tickets were placed. But the tickets were general admission, first come first serve. Anyone who wanted a ticket could get one. There just weren’t that many people looking to go.

[quote] Were all the tickets bought up by Democrats?

Nobody BOUGHT tickets, they were free.

The Food Network's Kwanzaa Cake.

Cats the movie had all the cats had Feline Immune Virus and died on screen.

Crowd estimate 20,000/3= 6,666 attendees.

He IS the Anti-Trump!!!

Demi Moore's [italic]Scarlet Letter[/italic]

LadieG's poosie after a weekend of gentleman callers.

R103's post.

... Hurricane Sharpie

Joanie Loves Chachi

a Liv Ullmann musical

.... his bankrupt casinos.

The Edsel

Microsoft Zune

The Titanic (the ship, not the movie)

Janet Jackson's concert ticket sales.

Whitney’s “I’m Your Baby Tonight” 1991 tour

Heather Graham's sitcom.

Did you really have to pay to get in?

Joe Biden's hair transplant.

The Merman-Borgnine marriage.

Moose Murders

A margarine fountain.

Yahoo

"Grease 2."

His pathetically tiny penis.

New Coke

"Can't Stop the Music"

Melania's White House Christmas decorations.

Itchy, Scratchy, and Poochie

Witchie Poo trying to rhyme "Oranges".

anything Hildi designed on Trading Spaces.

Donald Trump's efforts to be important

Trump University

Also: Shelley Long’s movie career

AND: all three of his marriages

Shelly Long did have a hit with Bette Midler in "Outrageous Fortune" though -- but otherwise, yeah.

Scrappy-Doo

Meghan and Harry's life together

The Chevy Chase Show

His sexual encounter with Stormy Daniels

MJ'S marriage to Lisa Marie

NBC's [italic]The Big Show[/italic]

A big floppy pancreas, Rose.

Make that a big, floppy pancreas doing The Whirlybird, Dottie.

Ann Romano's tits in a cowl-neck sweater...

Or Bonnie Franklin's post-ODAAT career...

Dynasty II: The Colbys. The Ropers. Flo. Phyllis.

Madame X, Bionic and Kelly Osbourne combined.

the Nehru jacket

Floppier than a Kentucky Republican Congressman's wife's valve.

The Magic Hour.

Zima

The McLean burger

Matthew Modine's career after Cutthroat Island.

Supertrain

The Iranian hostage rescue

R158, Supertrain might be the best comparison I've seen on this thread. It was so incredibly hyped, and failed so splendidly.

Google+

...than Trump’s dick the last time he tried to have sex with Stormy Daniels.

...than Harry and Markle’s Archewell foundation.

"Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark"

Scaramucci and Kellyanne Conway's affair

Matt Gaetz's fake Father's Day

Lucille Cataldo's "Hairdresser"

Mary Richards' audition for Lou Grant singing "One For My Baby"

Melania's tits without a bra

Karen Cellini.

BAJOUR!

[quote]Lucille Cataldo's "Hairdresser"

Ohmygawd.

A friend and I used to watch this on a loop and refer to it constantly. It should be in the Smithsonian, or MoMa.

Donald Trump's Tulsa rally was a bigger flop than Tillikum's performance at SeaWorld.

"Hitler- The Man and his Music" on Broadway

Only one woman could best Lucille Cataldo and that was Gloria Huddle. She operates in her own universe. No one equals her.

My parade in Dallas

The Urban Sombrero

Hands Across America

Carly Pearce and Michael Ray’s doomed marriage:

June 23, 2020, 1:54 PM EDT

Fox News took President Donald Trump’s Saturday rally live when CNN and MSNBC did not and, in doing so, the conservative-leaning network secured the top-rated non-entertainment telecast in primetime for the week.

During rally coverage starting in the 8 p.m. ET hour, Fox News averaged 7,661,000 million viewers, of whom 1,536,000 were in the advertiser-coveted age demographic of 25 to 54.

According to weekly Nielsen ratings, Fox News was also the most-watched network in all of cable for the 24th straight week in total-day and 22nd week in primetime.

The appetite for news was strong overall this week: All three major cable news networks held the top spots in the top five basic cable channels from June 15 to 21, both in total day and primetime.

Fox News was in first place with an average of 3,798,000 average primetime viewers for the week and 1,766,000 average total-day viewers. MSNBC took second place in total viewership, averaging 2,022,000 primetime viewers and 1,205,000 total-day. In third place was CNN with 1,665,000 average primetime viewers and 1,068,000 average total-day viewers. HGTV took fourth place in both while TLC had the fifth-highest primetime numbers and Hallmark Channel brought in the fifth-highest total day average.

Among the advertiser-coveted age demographic of 25-t0-54, Fox News was still in first place for both primetime and total-day, but CNN took second place to MSNBC’s third.

I really don't care that Fox News was #1 in ratings during the Tulsa speech. All that means is there were a few million immoral, uneducated fat loads watching a clown show.

His romp in the hay with Stormy Daniels.

R172 I'm Teasa Louise and Lucille is anything but a flop!

[quote]Fox News took President Donald Trump’s Saturday rally live when CNN and MSNBC did not and, in doing so, the conservative-leaning network

Conservative-leaning???

Jan Terri's Losing You.

Madonna's last three albums.

Than Miss Davis’ breasts )also known as Warner’s Water Balloons) in the classic film Whatever Happened to Baby Jane....

Than the MANY attempts to keep Miss Crawford’s legs closed during the 1920-60s

Hillary Clinton's 2016 presidential bid.

Ivanka’s Bat Mitzvah.

Coy and Vance Duke.

"Delgo"

I think it's hilarious that Trump's humiliation was broadcast and got high ratings.

You know the cognitive dissonance is starting to make their heads explode.

The Ford Pinto

...the Chevy Nova, when they tried to sell it in Mexico.

The Ford Edsel, with its grill that looked like a chrome plated toilet seat,

Actually, R196, those less kindly disposed toward the Edsel's front end said it looked like a vagina sucking a lemon.

Chrysler put a fake spare tire cover of the trunklid of many of it's car lines (shown here on a 1960 Imperial) that was widely referred to as "the toilet seat."