I just discovered Blue Plate Mayonnaise.

Does it work well as a masturbatory lubricant?

You bitch OP!

Blue Plate is watery. Hellman’s and Dukes is better.

You're treading on thin ice, OP. Mayonnaise arguments get ugly round these parts.

[Quote] Blue Plate is watery.

Lie!

Many restaurants use it because of it's creamy thickness and stability.

[Quote] Does it work well as a masturbatory lubricant?

Yes. I'll never go back to lube.

Hellman’s and Dukes are made from soybean oil. This looks like one of the few kinds of mayonnaise without it.

I grew up with Hellmann's, and it's what I compare all other mayo against. Hellmann's is the best to me. I've tried other ones and they always disappoint me.

How is this different from Hellmann's?

Atherosclerotic much?

[quote]Hellman’s and Dukes are made from soybean oil. This looks like one of the few kinds of mayonnaise without it.

The ingredients are: [bold]soybean oil[/bold], distilled vinegar, egg yolks, water, sugar, salt, calcium disodium as a preservative, natural flavors

If you use it in moderation it's fine, r9/hon.

I have Kewpie mayo, which is supposed to be the ultimate. I haven't tried it yet.

You type fat!

Doesn't soybean oil grow flabby moobs?

I love Blue Plate, Duke’s and Kewpie. They’re all delish....each has its appeal. Blue plate is great in chicken and tuna salads. Duke’s is the best for tomato sandwiches. And kewpie is perfect in egg salad.