Ever have sex with a British guy?

Many times, very kinky. Not very affectionate

He gave me bangers and mash. Then the ol’ toad in the hole.

Many times. Many, many times.

Not kinky -Just down for it and ready to commit to the act.

They seem dirtier than Americans.

R4 It’s the teeth.

Not yet, but Im interested ...Aussies are fun

Love them foreskins!!

No. I find most of them to be unattractive.

Yes, a couple of singles and 3-ways in London and Brighton. Even the hotter guys seem less uptight and narcissistic than American gays.

Someone here must have nailed Princess Edward!

R2, you didn't make the Spotted Dick joke? For shame!

A few.

One was an older daddy and something about him and his sexy accent hit all the buttons.

R2 What, no Bubbles and Squeak?

R4, WTF?????

I have - handsome guy and enjoyable experience. I live in Los Angeles and he kept in contact for awhile from London.

[quote]Ever have sex with a British guy?

Once. The sex was so lame and the idiot kept talking dirty the whole time as if that was supposed to turn me on. Kept saying things like “Suck that big cock.” I remember thinking, umm, your cock is very average hun. It was so lame I couldn’t wait for it to be over and left immediately after.

yes, a ginger - and uncut. loved it. not very passionate, but very horny.

Several, as a matter of fact.

Yes, several times. They all had big cocks.

Several. Average cocks overall. Nothing particularly memorable good or bad.

I'm a whore, I know.

I whored it up a few times in the late 90s in London, including elegant affairs, saunas, filthy outlaw sex clubs, and parks. Fun and dirty men. Not nearly as filthy as the French, nor as interesting if there was any conversation involved. The English are polite, even the CHAVs usually.

My longtime, um, roommate is British

R10- Prince Andrew is the GAY BOY.

Yes, I let him finger my crumpet

Just one and he had a huge cock, great sense of humor, and was ready, able and willing.

Yes and love them. Big fat intact dicks. But has anyone else noticed their dicks are not darker than the rest of their pale skins?

Early 90s, me late 20s met this cute guy at the ICA and proceed to Pall Mall for some outdoor public fooling around. That was unusual for me, but on that trip also played in Russell Square, so that must be a particular British kink. Next day he picked me up in his sports car and took me out for brunch, then we went to an abandoned office building to fool around as he was a commercial real estate broker. Started to get into some rough play including hard kissing and I knocked out one of his front tooth caps. He freaked out, more because of what his boyfriend would think than the tooth. I said tell him you bit into an apple and let’s continue. But he was done. Damn those bad Brit teeth!

In my youth I had a sexual encounter with a member of Monty Python. I didn't know who he was until "post coital" when he explained why he was in my town that weekend.

No men have had sex with me, because I'm a heterosexual manly man who loves T.S.

best ever, instinctively sensual, uninhibited and beautiful intact cocks.

Never.

I had sex with Douglas Murray. AMA.

Don't be coy, R28. Which one?

Yes. He had a foot fetish. He was only interested in me below the ankles. He only wanted me for my size 17-4E feet.

R34 how big is your dick?

And is it cut or uncut?

I'm 7x6

Respectable. But pity it's not 10x7 to go with your huge flippers.

Very good sex.

Shouldn’t the title be British bloke?

No, mate.

I find British actors of al ages and types insanely sexy. Don't know how I'd feel about your local man on the street.

Ultimately doesn't matter because I live in the US, I'm old, and I'm not very attractive. So unless I come across one with a fetish for my type, I'll have to stick to chav porn..

R42-What type are you?

R13 call me Bubbles, dahling! EVERYBODY does!

[quote] The English are polite, even the CHAVs usually.

Well, manners maketh man, don’t they Guv’?

Definitely kinkier than Americans. Ex., the abundance of bathhouses. I think the Germans Dutch and British are the most sexually interesting. Spanish are hot and passionate - but less kinky,

r28 must have had Graham Chapman. He was openly gay. He died of throat cancer R.I.P.

R45 Is that a Triga model?

R47 So he didn’t get it from CZJ I take it?

r48 doesn't even know glass-closet gay Taron Egerton.

I'm ready to go uppeth into the Ben Hardy.

R32 details, please! He’s been sexy.

* he’s very sexy

Gimme some of that Tom Daley.

Fancy a cup o' Dan Osborne?

Zac Aynsley pains me!

Knock me up a Harrison twin sandwich, then.

These are the Thirst Pies in London!

Meh.

Agree, kinda boring. You've seen one you've seen em all.

Plenty, considering I live here!!

Just no one famous unfortunately

Does anyone know much about Jonny Pistol, this very well hung tight twink that had a proclivity to strip down naked in public and film himself? I think he got caught once or twice, I stumbled on him year ago and this thread reminded me of him. He had a very dirty daddy/boy clip that was so over the top. Did he under mainstream porn or does he do Only Fans?

I don't think there's such a thing as an attractive British guy. No one posted on this thread is even remotely sexy. On the rare occasion that they are, they're usually mixed with something else, but when they open their mouths a handbag usually falls out. David Beckham is like the poster boy for hottest man in Britain ... wait till he speaks.

Lots of cock cheese and very dirty holes. The opposite of beautiful clean Italians.

I'm not gay, I'm waiting for Mrs Right

[quote] I don't think there's such a thing as an attractive British guy.

We’ve not met, then, I take it.

R43

I'm in my 60s. Very regular looking. I look as old as I am or maybe older. Gay men of today wouldn't give me a second glance. In my time, I was very regular looking (non-de script) and that apparently had some appeal then, but no longer. And I don't have a great gay body though I have killer thighs.

But I'm a nice guy, I guess. People say I'm somewhat witty, and somewhat smart. (I don't see it but I've learned to accept compliments graciously.)

And I really like British men. And non-traditional men.

Back to the question of are they kinky....are they? From what I see on twitter, they're really into piss and really into public, both of which I find hot.

Had my fair share in the late 90s, and none were terribly kinky. They were often boring lovers, too.

Who here nailed Sir Ian?

I sat at a table with Ian McKellan once--very pleasant man--his hands are huge. HUGE. I bet he's got an enormous cock.

He's mostly German and Danish by birth, but not English at all. So, no.

I had a British daddy that was very into fucking in public, had huge feet that he loved to have licked, and loved water sports play.

Yuck, I had to whore myself out in London in 1991 due to being turned away by intended host and penniless. I was everywhere from a grungy youth hostel to The Royal Horseguards Hotel. Enough stank sleeve to last a lifetime.. I made it back to US alive though.

He smeared baked beans all over me and tried to eat me with a spoon.

British men play hard to get even when no one is trying to get them.

Any Rupert Everett stories?

I saw Rupert a few times in the corridors of a small gay sauna in Geneva Switzerland. Many many moons ago.

r32 details...?

R65 I've had a lot of Brit dick. All as clean as a whistle. I don't know about the ass. Not my department.

I was involved with a British guy for a couple of years. He was about as kinky as a wet piece of Marmite toast. Like, he just couldn't be bothered. I had to initiate all the time. I realize my one experience is not representative of all Brits. I'm jealous of those of you who've had hot English sex! I can't even visualize it based on my own experience. It sounds like I drew the short straw.

This thread made me stop and count up nationalities I have had sex with...

American

English

Welsh

Irish

Spanish

German

Italian

Austrian

Danish

Russian

Chinese

Japanese

Indian

Pakistani

Iranian

Afghan

Saudi Arabian

Egyptian

Argentine

Mexican

Cuban

Israeli

Guatemalan

Canadian

Thai

Korean

South African

Romanian

Hungarian

Greek

Turkish

Dominican

Brazilian

Okay -That's 30+! Does that make me an International Playboy, or just a Well-Used Whore? And seeing this list I am ashamed there are no French, Australian, or Scottish men to include! I gotta get onto that...

No and it’s odd I’ve had sex with a lot of foreigners

I’ve only been with

Canadian American Filipino The son of British immigrants Indian Pakistani Eritrean Russian Dominican Kenyan? Redneck

Oh damn! I left out Filipino!

I don’t find their personalities (what there is of them) to be very charismatic or engaging.

So, I don’t find the ones I’ve met to be sexy.

I was with my South African partner the only time I visited l London. So no for me. But I'm single now. Down to go have fun,

R83 You're the latter dear.

Where do I find a Brit like this?

[quote]they're really into piss and really into public, both of which I find hot.

You think?

I would like to have sex with at least 1/3 of the male cast of Downton Abbey-especially that hairy chested Drew of Drew Farm and one of Mary's aristocratic suitors- Evelyn Napier-the actor who plays him Brendan Patricks has a hairy chest too.

R83, who were your top 3 kinkiest then?

I sat next to a handsome Brit on a flight from Manila to Hong Kong in 1982. He smelled like fresh laundry. We were both staying at the Peninsula hotel, so he eventually found his way into my very welcoming holes and we “dated” during our visit. Unfortunately , I never saw him again.

I'm of Scottish and German descent (American born) , but I do love the English accent. I'd be down to fuck around.

R48 allow us to initiate you into the elegant seductive mysteries of Hartwin.

He was very handsome and then of course there was that accent. But once we were back at my hotel, I discovered he had a bland, slack, hairless body and a rather ugly penis. Was not into oral at all, just wanted to fuck me doggy style and be done with it. Very disappointing.

[quote] just wanted to fuck me doggy style and be done with it.

You are t-t-too naughty! For your edification, the p-p-preferred term is ‘buggering’ which I’m sure you’ll agree chimes with a far more sonorous rrrrrring.

OP British could mean English Scots Irish Welsh Orientals Desis Blacks Poles, which one you talking 'bou Willy?

That said, Irish make the best bottoms. Figures.

[R93] asks for the three kinkiest I've encountered. You want wild guys -Head to the near east. One Israeli guy I met in San Francisco tops the list. He was just out of his military service and fit as can be. Head shaved, but very hairy chest and a big, rock-hard dick. He couldn't make it to the bedroom -Just yanked down his pants and grabbed his ankles. He wanted to do it in every room in every possible position. And he wanted it bare (back in the late 90s). Next in line was the most insatiable bottom I've ever come across (or in), a hot Iranian guy who was deeply closeted with a wife and kids, but absolutely wild when he was away from home. He made me cum twelve times in one marathon session! Number three is another Israeli guy I met on a gay cruise. He wanted me to fuck him in public, and for me to cum on his face so he could walk around publicly with cum all over, dripping down his forehead and cheeks. He had tons of tats and more than a few piercings, including his tongue.

I've traveled a lot in my life -and meeting guys from different places is part of the fun. I can't say that one nationality is better, worse, kinkier, or whatever -It depends on the guy. But I will confess to [R99] that my first long-term partner was Irish, and he was a great bottom. Coincidence? Dunno...

I'd gladly have sex with a British guy if the guy looked like Mike Thurston or Callum Kerr.

every time i'm in London I see plenty of cute Brits. None of them interested in me though. The foreign country where I have the best luck, by far, is France. Some absolutely gorgeous guys go for me in Paris. Not in London though.

[quote]OP British could mean English Scots Irish Welsh Orientals Desis Blacks Poles, which one you talking 'bou Willy?

So speaketh the Colonies Secretary circa 1920.

How are Welsh men in bed? I haven't had the pleasure.

I was with a British dude in my early 20s for a one night stand. He had very tight foreskin. Like, it didn't retract. I almost sent him to the ER after jacking him. I remember him screaming like crazy. Ooops, my bad.

Yes. Worst blowjob I ever had, due to the raggedy teeth situation.

Also, boring and a bit malodorous. British sex is about the same as British food. A disappointment.

I occasionally fuck a ripped and gorgeous Ivy League PHD student who loves to get choked to the point of almost passing out during our marathon sessions, which he begs for and for which I am reticent to fuck him more often because of it. It’s quite a quandary.

careful. you could kill him. I don't get the whole fascination with choking. lots of tops now want to do it when they fuck. I hate it.

I know, R108. It’s scary. And to make it worse he likes to go on long hikes to obscure locations (where even cellphones go out of service) and then fuck for hours there. It’s titillating but the choking thing with no cell service and miles from civilization must be part of the “thrill” for him. Ugh. And he’s perfect otherwise. He said all his exes/fbs were reticent to do it (mostly black guys, for whatever that’s worth). Le sigh.

Ewwww yes. Richard Quest.

Oh yeah? Tell us more r110. Details please!

No.

For the love of God, or Dog, or whatever you choose, don't tell us about Richard Quest.

Pump, pump, pump and Bob’s your uncle.

I'm a British guy and I've had sex with plenty of British guys, and other nationalities, I don't really think Brits in general are more or less kinky than any other nationality.

R114 nobody wants a reality check in DL's fetishistic circle jerk threads based on cultures or ethnicities.

[Quote] So speaketh the Colonies Secretary circa 1920.

When were Poles part of the colonies? And speaking of which, did the influx of Poles into Britain create a pool of easy Slavic dick?

Hot British Poles????

What I really want to know Is have you ever had sex with a German and how kinky were they?

Yes r117 British Poles. I understand a lot of them in pre Brexit Britain.

Yes a few r118. All were pretty standard sex but good. One had a monster dick. Deutsche schwang uber alles.

That's disgusting and wrong. I don't even get- why would- I- I've never had sex, with anyone anywhere. It's none of your- you have, the nerve, the audacity- Ed is my co-worker, technically, and he is terrible face-wise and how- how do I know, frankly, that you're not sleeping with him? Maybe you are.

Yes -- and in my humble experience, British men like to be spanked -- not that I minded obliging them. Let me qualify that. The English guys liked to be spanked. The Scottish guy was a poet. Haven't had any experiences with Welshmen. And as for the Irish...I'm of Irish descent. We're not British...we're Irish. Then again, I've never slept with an Irish Protestant from Northern Ireland. They call themselves British. I suspect they'd be diffident in bed.

Yes, two Brits. Both were just meh. One French guy. He was meh. The Argentinian guy, now that was extraordinary!

How are chavs and skins - anyone had them?

Yes if Scottish counts, they get right to it in my experience. No complaints.

Had one chav; he was so hot to look at (and not nearly as trashy as those Only Way Is Essex types), but a lousy fuck who couldn't keep rhythm and came way too fast. He then (accidentally) knocked me out of bed and didn't really seem sorry.

Had one Scot, who was the nelliest flamer ever, and someone I was not considering sexually at all when we were hanging out after meeting somewhat accidentally at a straight wedding (he was the wedding singer, and my date was heckling him while he was performing, so during his break, I went over to apologize, and eventually ended up hanging with him after he was done performing and my date was passed out drunk in a corner). Even when we ended up at his place, I just presumed he wanted to hang out and continue drinking and dishing.

Would never in a million years have guessed that, under the bleach blond and glitter (he seriously had glitter on his blouse), he was an aggressive top who fucked the hell out of me, and was quite verbal in doing so. In a slutty lifetime, he was a top 5 moment, despite being so completely not my type.

No. You know the reason.

Yeah. Roo Panes

yes, I was a hot twink in boston, his name was Malcolm, successful young brit executive ,,,,,he fukd the shit out of me all winter, then ditched me for a woman. the best sex I ever had, big hot body, muscles, thick uncut dick, made me eat it, smegma and all.....made me eat his dirty ass out at the end oof the day....he was sadistic, he not happi till my nipples were raw and sore at the end of the session.... but I adhered to his demands, hottest man in Cambridge, and he was mine for 3 months. tho my ass was tore up.....

[quote]How are Welsh men in bed? I haven't had the pleasure.

Depends on if they had Rarebit the night before.

Uncut cocks. You won't find a cut one unless they are Jewish or Muslim or an American living in Britain. The English are better at keeping the smeg cleared away than the Welsh. Welsh cocks are pretty grotty.

It's a living.

What is your idea of kinky OP?

Does Brutish count?

I lived in England for over 3 years. While here in America foreskins aren't generally preferred, it's the opposite in Britain. When you hook up with British men and they find out you're circumcised they regard you as damaged somehow, like they just discovered you're missing a limb.

We recommend consciously uncoupling from British men.

I find that hard to believe R135. The only people who care about this whole cut/uncut thing is DLers

I lived in Europe too, for 7 years. No one is circumcised there, but not one guy ever mentioned it to me or asked me about it. They just assumed I guess that me being American it was a given.

[quote]I lived in Europe too, for 7 years. No one is circumcised there

My kind of heaven. I love visiting Europe and beyond for this very reason among others.

If you like twink types, Brits can be very, very beautiful. Educated ones have an alluring accent and are very well spoken. This type can be reserved and very hard to get. All of this makes them very desirable. But they are often so inhibited, sex is a big disappointment.

There are some cut European guys, particularly among the upper classes.

A few Brit celebrities who are circumcised: Rupert Everett, Julian Sands, Alex Pettyfer

I get all excited thinking about their pasty skin and plentiful moles.

I get the kidding around with British stereotypes, but how is this really different from stereotyping oh, say... black people? Some people are hot. Some are not. Nationality and ethnicity don't guarantee placement in either group.

For the record, I've fucked around with quite a few Brits -some were totally wild and uninhibited, and others weren't. Just like every other group.

One British guy was a cunt when he saw I was cut. He assumed I was Jewish and proceeded to made a few "jokes" about Jews. I explained to the anti-Semitic jerk that I wasn't Jewish and that the majority of guys born in the USA are circumcised. I wasn't impressed with the city of Leeds in the first place and he was the icing on the cake.

Doesn't Room With A View show quite clearly that Julian Sands is NOT circumcised?

Hot!

No, R145.

Room With A View reveals Julian Sands IS circumcised:

British actor Alex Pettyfer tells Chelsea Handler he is circumcised:

I used to fuck a British musician. He sorta looked like Giles on Buffy The Vampire Slayer. He's probably the only guy I reached orgasm with at the same time which was fantastic since his muscle contractions would pulsate on my dick. We didn't hit it off emotionally but I was pretty sure he had a wife and fam back in the UK.

[quote] One British guy was a cunt when he saw I was cut. cut. He assumed I was Jewish and proceeded to made a few "jokes" about Jews. I explained to the anti-Semitic jerk..

You took it far too personally. Brits, similar to Aussies, like to gently poke fun about things like this without meaning anything truly derogatory or rude by it. It’s called banter, and you can’t be so touchy if you want to handle it to your advantage.

R141-Paul McCartney and his brother Mike McCartney are both circumcised.

I lived with a Brit for 12 years. Good relationship, the love of my life. But his mother was a bitch who looked like Margaret Thatcher. He got along well with my family.

Re: R151, there's banter, and there's sociopathic bullying. The bully in the film clip couldn't be punched hard enough for my liking, but his prey of course made it worse by reacting.

Shame that R144 hooked up with someone so provincial, but everywhere has its Deplorables.

I'm always so impressed by how thoroughly educated and well spoken British men are. Impressed and envious. I feel stupid when confronted with their vast vocabulary and references. I love talking to a Brit. And their dry sense of humor slays me.

Brit boy wank

My British bf and I spilling the seed.

Yes. We did it while the theme music to test cricket played on repeat in the background. Soul Limbo, by Booker T & the MGs. Give it a listen and watch your body begin to move on its own. It was a very beautiful morning indeed at Lord’s that day.

yess

Only once back in my 20's. Overall good experience in bed bit the guy was a mess so I gave up. He did love me and called me though which I respected but his business was so shady I kinda lost interest. Reputation as cold fish is not true...or at least he was not.

i want theo james to sit on my face for two hours

my brit fb and i do that too R157, two intact guys, though he is much bigger and has more foreskin, mixing jizz undercover is very hot

The Irish and Scots are better sex than the English.

Yes, a few. All had beautiful faces, blue eyes, lovely hair and skin, smooth bodies. Only a couple stand out as great in bed, the rest either average or well below average.