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Bunker Boy

Trump's new official nickname.

Post your favorite photo of Bunker Boy.

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by Anonymousreply 105June 11, 2020 5:31 PM
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by Anonymousreply 1June 4, 2020 11:37 PM
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by Anonymousreply 2June 4, 2020 11:37 PM
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by Anonymousreply 3June 4, 2020 11:38 PM
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by Anonymousreply 4June 4, 2020 11:39 PM

The Republicans quickly co-opted "Do-Nothing Democrats" because they were afraid of the more apt "Do-Nothing Donald". He's accomplished nothing in 4 years but whining, insults, threats, revenge and lies.

by Anonymousreply 5June 4, 2020 11:39 PM
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by Anonymousreply 6June 4, 2020 11:39 PM

Bunker Boy's bed

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by Anonymousreply 7June 4, 2020 11:41 PM
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by Anonymousreply 8June 4, 2020 11:42 PM

Quite a fall from those towers eh?

by Anonymousreply 9June 4, 2020 11:43 PM
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by Anonymousreply 10June 5, 2020 12:01 AM

I wonder if Melania is now thinking 'Jesus fucking Christ no amount of money in the world was worth going through this shit!'

by Anonymousreply 11June 5, 2020 12:28 AM

Um it used to be Bunker Bitch. Who made it nicer?

by Anonymousreply 12June 5, 2020 12:46 AM

R12. I think Bunker Boy goes to the heart of him. Trump hates it. And anyone can say it without 'swearing.' Bunker Boy is even more insulting because it connotes him being a little weak boy afraid of the protesters. Bunker Bitch has sort of a mean streak to it rather than his cowardice.

by Anonymousreply 13June 5, 2020 1:01 AM
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by Anonymousreply 14June 5, 2020 1:25 AM

President Pussy Ass Bitch

by Anonymousreply 15June 5, 2020 1:30 AM

R13 OK, thanks for the clarification. We wouldn’t want to be unnecessarily mean to Donald Trump.

by Anonymousreply 16June 5, 2020 1:41 AM

Der Bunkerjunge

by Anonymousreply 17June 5, 2020 1:42 AM

[quote]I wonder if Melania is now thinking...

No, no she's not. That fucking filthy grifting WHORE.

by Anonymousreply 18June 5, 2020 1:46 AM

We tricked him to pretend he was inspecting it so he felt important. That’s the only way he listens.

by Anonymousreply 19June 5, 2020 1:57 AM
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by Anonymousreply 20June 5, 2020 1:58 AM
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by Anonymousreply 21June 5, 2020 2:00 AM

You can say bunker boy to anybody and it is incredibly mean in a wholesome way which is much more effective than making it graphic. You can say it to a little old Trump lady and she would laugh in spite of herself.

Bitch doesn't make sense and also sounds like something an epithet a gay man would hurl at him in a flouncy mood. And bastard gives him the distinction of being a MAN which blunts the effectiveness. Boy makes him sound very small as R13 says. The little scared boy hiding and trembling in the basement.

by Anonymousreply 22June 5, 2020 2:06 AM

CUNNY CUNT

by Anonymousreply 23June 5, 2020 2:07 AM

I’ll accept boy mainly because I’m certain he uses the word to demean black men and so it must eat at his wretched heart to hear himself called it.

by Anonymousreply 24June 5, 2020 2:14 AM

I thought ‘bunker’ meant bunk beds. On the way down, I BEGGED Donald to please let me have the top bunk.

by Anonymousreply 25June 5, 2020 2:28 AM

God, he’s fat.

His new nickname should be Lawless and Jawless.

by Anonymousreply 26June 5, 2020 2:45 AM

Bunker King

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by Anonymousreply 27June 5, 2020 2:52 AM

I just call him Fuckityfuckfuckgiantcuntfatlittledotarddonaldtrump

by Anonymousreply 28June 5, 2020 2:53 AM

I like this one.

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by Anonymousreply 29June 5, 2020 3:04 AM

Now I see Bunker Baby trending...HA!

by Anonymousreply 30June 5, 2020 3:21 AM
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by Anonymousreply 31June 5, 2020 4:35 AM

And it's sticking, for once. #BunkerBoy is trending worldwide.

by Anonymousreply 32June 5, 2020 5:34 AM

Love that R31. McDonalds, golf and Twitter. That is what he has offered us as president. He has done nothing for this country and the entire world knows what a fool he is and laughs at him.

by Anonymousreply 33June 5, 2020 5:47 AM

Jesus what a loser.

It’s like when they pulled back the curtain in The Wizard of Oz.

by Anonymousreply 34June 5, 2020 5:52 AM

R32. That's great to know that Bunker Boy is trending. Other than calling him a fucking asshole, criminal, fraud, etc., nothing really sticks. Bunker Boy is perfect especially because he hates it since he's so humiliated by the entire incident! I hope it continues.

by Anonymousreply 35June 5, 2020 5:53 AM
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by Anonymousreply 36June 5, 2020 5:58 AM
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by Anonymousreply 37June 5, 2020 6:02 AM

There’s a meme that says, “Crouching Coward, Hidden Bunker” but I can’t seem to link it on my tablet. Maybe someone else can.

by Anonymousreply 38June 5, 2020 7:12 AM

What a fraidy cat.

by Anonymousreply 39June 5, 2020 7:38 AM
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by Anonymousreply 40June 5, 2020 8:32 AM
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by Anonymousreply 41June 5, 2020 8:33 AM

"It’s like when they pulled back the curtain in The Wizard of Oz."

And they found an orange pile of flying monkey poop!

by Anonymousreply 42June 5, 2020 9:06 AM

Donnie is well protected. Lindsey in position.

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by Anonymousreply 43June 5, 2020 12:55 PM

Did Bunker Boy have to carried down, what with his bone spurs and all?

by Anonymousreply 44June 5, 2020 1:46 PM

I hope Bunker Boy remembered his crayons and coloring book.

by Anonymousreply 45June 5, 2020 2:55 PM

It's #BunkerBitch

by Anonymousreply 46June 5, 2020 3:09 PM

Bunker Boy. Now a song.

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by Anonymousreply 47June 5, 2020 3:29 PM

Maybe Lisa Kudrow could rewrite Smelly Cat to new words for Bunker Boy.

by Anonymousreply 48June 5, 2020 3:39 PM

R46. Bunker Boy is more insulting and humiliating.

by Anonymousreply 49June 5, 2020 4:08 PM

He's welcome at my home any time!

by Anonymousreply 50June 5, 2020 4:43 PM

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To get to the bible photo op

by Anonymousreply 51June 5, 2020 4:50 PM
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by Anonymousreply 52June 5, 2020 7:20 PM
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by Anonymousreply 53June 5, 2020 7:21 PM

What a fucking mess.

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by Anonymousreply 54June 5, 2020 7:23 PM
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by Anonymousreply 55June 5, 2020 7:40 PM
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by Anonymousreply 56June 5, 2020 7:43 PM
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by Anonymousreply 57June 5, 2020 8:23 PM

The term "bunk beds" must have come from beds in a bunker.

This photo is:

[quote] German WWII sleeping quarters with bunk beds in bunker at Raversyde Atlantikwall / Atlantic Wall open-air museum at Raversijde, Flanders, Belgium

I wonder what the bed(s) in the White House bunker look like.

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by Anonymousreply 58June 5, 2020 8:55 PM

That's a shocker R58 - I didn't realize that there were that many German tops.

by Anonymousreply 59June 5, 2020 9:18 PM

Oh....that's Belgium......never mind.

by Anonymousreply 60June 5, 2020 9:19 PM

Don't cry for her, Argentina- she's complicit in ALL of it.

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by Anonymousreply 61June 5, 2020 9:23 PM

r58, like this, but bunk beds and trashier:

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by Anonymousreply 62June 5, 2020 9:25 PM
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by Anonymousreply 63June 5, 2020 9:45 PM

R11 - considering what I saw of Slovenia now when my roommate and I passed through, I am positive she is. The carefree women sitting at cafes and terraces that fill up after their shift at the office or mall sure seemed pretty relaxed and were laughing. I have not ONCE seem her smile. She is a cyborg.

by Anonymousreply 64June 5, 2020 10:03 PM

I don’t imagine there is any sum of money Melania HASN’T considered

by Anonymousreply 65June 5, 2020 10:18 PM

R43 - that's just the mating ritual of the Log Cabin Republicans. They will do many things to an ass but saving it is not what they do. And even THEY have standards.

by Anonymousreply 66June 5, 2020 10:23 PM

Melania can smile, like when she danced with this cute Marine. She probably smiles when she's shopping, too.

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by Anonymousreply 67June 5, 2020 10:27 PM

It was a happy night. Melania had a leftover smile (from the Marine) for Turd.

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by Anonymousreply 68June 5, 2020 10:29 PM
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by Anonymousreply 69June 5, 2020 10:40 PM

R50 - he is welcome to mine too if he brings a couple of hundred thousand and a bucket of KFC.

by Anonymousreply 70June 5, 2020 10:45 PM

McDonald's delivery *will* be allowed in the White House bunker.

by Anonymousreply 71June 5, 2020 10:48 PM

R67 - of course she is smiling. It's the first time she has encountered a human male after years with the Dump and his cyborg sons and son in law.

by Anonymousreply 72June 5, 2020 10:50 PM

I would love to see tRump huff and puff himself up a flight or stairs.

by Anonymousreply 73June 6, 2020 3:55 AM

I'd prefer to see him fall down a few flights, myself.

by Anonymousreply 74June 6, 2020 4:14 AM

So does he have his orange makeup and hairspray and Depends in the bunker in case he has to spend the night?

by Anonymousreply 75June 6, 2020 8:06 AM

Can’t they just lock him in and lose the key?

by Anonymousreply 76June 6, 2020 8:11 AM

So now they've turned the entire White House into a bunker? Has this ever happened before?

by Anonymousreply 77June 6, 2020 8:58 PM

I wish someone would have the cojones to tell him that the White House is the people's house and we're just letting him rent it while he's employed, working for us. And then had him a 3-Day Notice to Quit.

by Anonymousreply 78June 6, 2020 9:31 PM

Trump says inspection revealed bunker was dusty because Obama never used it.

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by Anonymousreply 79June 7, 2020 7:27 AM

Tell him to Get a Broom

by Anonymousreply 80June 7, 2020 10:17 AM

Just saw this today and it made me laugh. I usually cringe at RR productions with a few exceptions. This one seems to use all the key words trending these days...

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by Anonymousreply 81June 7, 2020 4:21 PM

It's too bad Randy Rainbow chose a completely obscure song cut from the WIZARD OF OZ to parody.

Nobody can relate to the original.

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by Anonymousreply 82June 7, 2020 11:24 PM

Trump could 'party it up' in the bunker. No Hope or Kellyanne.

Invite over Lady G's 'satisfaction guaranteed' entourage.

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by Anonymousreply 83June 8, 2020 2:01 PM

Gotta have company in the bunker.

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by Anonymousreply 84June 9, 2020 1:09 AM

In the bunker, I'm a very skinny lady.

by Anonymousreply 85June 9, 2020 1:42 AM

He holed up with a hooker. That's his style. What did they talk about in the bunker you think?

He chooses all these dumb Slav immigrants. He doesn't have to deal with the America that rejected him when he's with them. Imagine a Trump family event or gathering. The level of conversation must be moronic. No wonder they think Jared is a genius.

by Anonymousreply 86June 9, 2020 1:59 AM

I think this is a pretty dazzling sketch/parody from Randy Rainbow, and I enjoy him giving the neglected "The Jitterbug" song a little attention!

by Anonymousreply 87June 9, 2020 2:00 AM

He & that bunker must stink of ho pee.

by Anonymousreply 88June 9, 2020 3:12 AM
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by Anonymousreply 89June 9, 2020 4:22 AM

There must be a TV in the bunker to watch today's SC primary.

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by Anonymousreply 90June 9, 2020 11:02 AM
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by Anonymousreply 91June 9, 2020 1:59 PM

[quote] It's too bad Randy Rainbow chose a completely obscure song cut from the WIZARD OF OZ to parody. Nobody can relate to the original.

I think you are underestimating the public's awareness of the song.

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by Anonymousreply 92June 9, 2020 2:07 PM

Here's a fun version of the Jitterbug.

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by Anonymousreply 93June 9, 2020 2:08 PM

What is more shameful than being rushed to the WH bunker by the Secret Service for a short while, is actually building a freaking wall around the White House and hiding behind that wall ever since. Can anyone remember any American president having to hide behind a wall in the White House from his constituents? A fucking president who has to tear gas and shoot his constituents so he can leave "The People's House". Fucking shameful and embarrassing. He should resign out of shame and embarrassment alone.

by Anonymousreply 94June 9, 2020 2:47 PM

He did promise his supporters a wall...

by Anonymousreply 95June 9, 2020 3:00 PM

In Trumpworld a wall solves all problems.

by Anonymousreply 96June 9, 2020 3:08 PM

Someone should throw a hot cup of piss on him.

by Anonymousreply 97June 9, 2020 10:44 PM

Charming R93. Thank you.

Could not agree more R94.

by Anonymousreply 98June 10, 2020 5:58 AM
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by Anonymousreply 99June 10, 2020 7:19 PM
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by Anonymousreply 101June 10, 2020 7:20 PM
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by Anonymousreply 102June 10, 2020 7:21 PM
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by Anonymousreply 103June 10, 2020 7:25 PM

How is Bunker Boy like a Slinky? They serve no real purpose but you can't help but smile when you push it down a flight of stairs.

by Anonymousreply 104June 10, 2020 7:50 PM

I don't know if the Arizona state capitol building has a bunker, but our pussy of a governor erected a fence around the capitol grounds to keep himself and the rest of his republicants safe. And not just a fence, but a fence topped with razor wire.

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by Anonymousreply 105June 11, 2020 5:31 PM
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