Bunker Boy
Trump's new official nickname.
Post your favorite photo of Bunker Boy.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 105 | June 11, 2020 5:31 PM
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The Republicans quickly co-opted "Do-Nothing Democrats" because they were afraid of the more apt "Do-Nothing Donald". He's accomplished nothing in 4 years but whining, insults, threats, revenge and lies.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | June 4, 2020 11:39 PM
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Quite a fall from those towers eh?
by Anonymous | reply 9 | June 4, 2020 11:43 PM
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I wonder if Melania is now thinking 'Jesus fucking Christ no amount of money in the world was worth going through this shit!'
by Anonymous | reply 11 | June 5, 2020 12:28 AM
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Um it used to be Bunker Bitch. Who made it nicer?
by Anonymous | reply 12 | June 5, 2020 12:46 AM
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R12. I think Bunker Boy goes to the heart of him. Trump hates it. And anyone can say it without 'swearing.' Bunker Boy is even more insulting because it connotes him being a little weak boy afraid of the protesters. Bunker Bitch has sort of a mean streak to it rather than his cowardice.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | June 5, 2020 1:01 AM
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President Pussy Ass Bitch
by Anonymous | reply 15 | June 5, 2020 1:30 AM
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R13 OK, thanks for the clarification. We wouldn’t want to be unnecessarily mean to Donald Trump.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | June 5, 2020 1:41 AM
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[quote]I wonder if Melania is now thinking...
No, no she's not. That fucking filthy grifting WHORE.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | June 5, 2020 1:46 AM
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We tricked him to pretend he was inspecting it so he felt important. That’s the only way he listens.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | June 5, 2020 1:57 AM
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You can say bunker boy to anybody and it is incredibly mean in a wholesome way which is much more effective than making it graphic. You can say it to a little old Trump lady and she would laugh in spite of herself.
Bitch doesn't make sense and also sounds like something an epithet a gay man would hurl at him in a flouncy mood. And bastard gives him the distinction of being a MAN which blunts the effectiveness. Boy makes him sound very small as R13 says. The little scared boy hiding and trembling in the basement.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | June 5, 2020 2:06 AM
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I’ll accept boy mainly because I’m certain he uses the word to demean black men and so it must eat at his wretched heart to hear himself called it.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | June 5, 2020 2:14 AM
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I thought ‘bunker’ meant bunk beds. On the way down, I BEGGED Donald to please let me have the top bunk.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | June 5, 2020 2:28 AM
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God, he’s fat.
His new nickname should be Lawless and Jawless.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | June 5, 2020 2:45 AM
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I just call him Fuckityfuckfuckgiantcuntfatlittledotarddonaldtrump
by Anonymous | reply 28 | June 5, 2020 2:53 AM
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Now I see Bunker Baby trending...HA!
by Anonymous | reply 30 | June 5, 2020 3:21 AM
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And it's sticking, for once. #BunkerBoy is trending worldwide.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | June 5, 2020 5:34 AM
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Love that R31. McDonalds, golf and Twitter. That is what he has offered us as president. He has done nothing for this country and the entire world knows what a fool he is and laughs at him.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | June 5, 2020 5:47 AM
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Jesus what a loser.
It’s like when they pulled back the curtain in The Wizard of Oz.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | June 5, 2020 5:52 AM
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R32. That's great to know that Bunker Boy is trending. Other than calling him a fucking asshole, criminal, fraud, etc., nothing really sticks. Bunker Boy is perfect especially because he hates it since he's so humiliated by the entire incident! I hope it continues.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | June 5, 2020 5:53 AM
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There’s a meme that says, “Crouching Coward, Hidden Bunker” but I can’t seem to link it on my tablet. Maybe someone else can.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | June 5, 2020 7:12 AM
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"It’s like when they pulled back the curtain in The Wizard of Oz."
And they found an orange pile of flying monkey poop!
by Anonymous | reply 42 | June 5, 2020 9:06 AM
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Donnie is well protected. Lindsey in position.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 43 | June 5, 2020 12:55 PM
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Did Bunker Boy have to carried down, what with his bone spurs and all?
by Anonymous | reply 44 | June 5, 2020 1:46 PM
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I hope Bunker Boy remembered his crayons and coloring book.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | June 5, 2020 2:55 PM
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Maybe Lisa Kudrow could rewrite Smelly Cat to new words for Bunker Boy.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | June 5, 2020 3:39 PM
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R46. Bunker Boy is more insulting and humiliating.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | June 5, 2020 4:08 PM
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He's welcome at my home any time!
by Anonymous | reply 50 | June 5, 2020 4:43 PM
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the bible photo op
by Anonymous | reply 51 | June 5, 2020 4:50 PM
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The term "bunk beds" must have come from beds in a bunker.
This photo is:
[quote] German WWII sleeping quarters with bunk beds in bunker at Raversyde Atlantikwall / Atlantic Wall open-air museum at Raversijde, Flanders, Belgium
I wonder what the bed(s) in the White House bunker look like.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 58 | June 5, 2020 8:55 PM
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That's a shocker R58 - I didn't realize that there were that many German tops.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | June 5, 2020 9:18 PM
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Oh....that's Belgium......never mind.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | June 5, 2020 9:19 PM
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Don't cry for her, Argentina- she's complicit in ALL of it.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 61 | June 5, 2020 9:23 PM
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r58, like this, but bunk beds and trashier:
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 62 | June 5, 2020 9:25 PM
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R11 - considering what I saw of Slovenia now when my roommate and I passed through, I am positive she is. The carefree women sitting at cafes and terraces that fill up after their shift at the office or mall sure seemed pretty relaxed and were laughing. I have not ONCE seem her smile. She is a cyborg.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | June 5, 2020 10:03 PM
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I don’t imagine there is any sum of money Melania HASN’T considered
by Anonymous | reply 65 | June 5, 2020 10:18 PM
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R43 - that's just the mating ritual of the Log Cabin Republicans. They will do many things to an ass but saving it is not what they do. And even THEY have standards.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | June 5, 2020 10:23 PM
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Melania can smile, like when she danced with this cute Marine. She probably smiles when she's shopping, too.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 67 | June 5, 2020 10:27 PM
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It was a happy night. Melania had a leftover smile (from the Marine) for Turd.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 68 | June 5, 2020 10:29 PM
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R50 - he is welcome to mine too if he brings a couple of hundred thousand and a bucket of KFC.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | June 5, 2020 10:45 PM
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McDonald's delivery *will* be allowed in the White House bunker.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | June 5, 2020 10:48 PM
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R67 - of course she is smiling. It's the first time she has encountered a human male after years with the Dump and his cyborg sons and son in law.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | June 5, 2020 10:50 PM
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I would love to see tRump huff and puff himself up a flight or stairs.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | June 6, 2020 3:55 AM
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I'd prefer to see him fall down a few flights, myself.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | June 6, 2020 4:14 AM
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So does he have his orange makeup and hairspray and Depends in the bunker in case he has to spend the night?
by Anonymous | reply 75 | June 6, 2020 8:06 AM
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Can’t they just lock him in and lose the key?
by Anonymous | reply 76 | June 6, 2020 8:11 AM
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So now they've turned the entire White House into a bunker? Has this ever happened before?
by Anonymous | reply 77 | June 6, 2020 8:58 PM
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I wish someone would have the cojones to tell him that the White House is the people's house and we're just letting him rent it while he's employed, working for us. And then had him a 3-Day Notice to Quit.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | June 6, 2020 9:31 PM
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Trump says inspection revealed bunker was dusty because Obama never used it.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 79 | June 7, 2020 7:27 AM
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Just saw this today and it made me laugh. I usually cringe at RR productions with a few exceptions. This one seems to use all the key words trending these days...
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 81 | June 7, 2020 4:21 PM
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It's too bad Randy Rainbow chose a completely obscure song cut from the WIZARD OF OZ to parody.
Nobody can relate to the original.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 82 | June 7, 2020 11:24 PM
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Trump could 'party it up' in the bunker. No Hope or Kellyanne.
Invite over Lady G's 'satisfaction guaranteed' entourage.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 83 | June 8, 2020 2:01 PM
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Gotta have company in the bunker.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 84 | June 9, 2020 1:09 AM
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In the bunker, I'm a very skinny lady.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | June 9, 2020 1:42 AM
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He holed up with a hooker. That's his style. What did they talk about in the bunker you think?
He chooses all these dumb Slav immigrants. He doesn't have to deal with the America that rejected him when he's with them. Imagine a Trump family event or gathering. The level of conversation must be moronic. No wonder they think Jared is a genius.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | June 9, 2020 1:59 AM
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I think this is a pretty dazzling sketch/parody from Randy Rainbow, and I enjoy him giving the neglected "The Jitterbug" song a little attention!
by Anonymous | reply 87 | June 9, 2020 2:00 AM
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He & that bunker must stink of ho pee.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | June 9, 2020 3:12 AM
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There must be a TV in the bunker to watch today's SC primary.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 90 | June 9, 2020 11:02 AM
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[quote] It's too bad Randy Rainbow chose a completely obscure song cut from the WIZARD OF OZ to parody. Nobody can relate to the original.
I think you are underestimating the public's awareness of the song.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 92 | June 9, 2020 2:07 PM
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Here's a fun version of the Jitterbug.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 93 | June 9, 2020 2:08 PM
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What is more shameful than being rushed to the WH bunker by the Secret Service for a short while, is actually building a freaking wall around the White House and hiding behind that wall ever since. Can anyone remember any American president having to hide behind a wall in the White House from his constituents? A fucking president who has to tear gas and shoot his constituents so he can leave "The People's House". Fucking shameful and embarrassing. He should resign out of shame and embarrassment alone.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | June 9, 2020 2:47 PM
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He did promise his supporters a wall...
by Anonymous | reply 95 | June 9, 2020 3:00 PM
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In Trumpworld a wall solves all problems.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | June 9, 2020 3:08 PM
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Someone should throw a hot cup of piss on him.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | June 9, 2020 10:44 PM
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Charming R93. Thank you.
Could not agree more R94.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | June 10, 2020 5:58 AM
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How is Bunker Boy like a Slinky? They serve no real purpose but you can't help but smile when you push it down a flight of stairs.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | June 10, 2020 7:50 PM
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I don't know if the Arizona state capitol building has a bunker, but our pussy of a governor erected a fence around the capitol grounds to keep himself and the rest of his republicants safe. And not just a fence, but a fence topped with razor wire.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 105 | June 11, 2020 5:31 PM
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