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Affair Time

I’m afraid to hook up with strangers so would now be a good time to start an affair with a co worker or neighbour?

by Anonymousreply 12June 6, 2020 12:50 AM

Sure. Breathe all over each other and share viral particles.

by Anonymousreply 1June 4, 2020 11:00 PM

I figure I’m already breathing on these people anyway. I need to get fucked

by Anonymousreply 2June 4, 2020 11:01 PM

Can't you just fuck yourself?

by Anonymousreply 3June 4, 2020 11:02 PM

I'm desperate for an affair, going thru a divorce and celibate for 5 years!

by Anonymousreply 4June 4, 2020 11:09 PM

don’t shit where you sleep, OP.

by Anonymousreply 5June 4, 2020 11:58 PM

just put a cork in it

by Anonymousreply 6June 5, 2020 12:04 AM

OP, are you British?

by Anonymousreply 7June 5, 2020 1:57 AM

When will it be safe to have sex with strangers again?

by Anonymousreply 8June 5, 2020 2:25 AM

Never

by Anonymousreply 9June 5, 2020 2:26 AM

I believe I asked you a fkin question OP.

by Anonymousreply 10June 5, 2020 12:20 PM

No I’m Canadian

by Anonymousreply 11June 6, 2020 12:15 AM

Op, do you have any acceptably fuckable coworker? Only shit where you work if you (and preferably him as well) are less than 2-5 years from retirement.

by Anonymousreply 12June 6, 2020 12:50 AM
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