My dick itches. Seriously.

Cortisone cream, PCP appointment

So you have a new soap?

That happened to me. The doctor diagnosed it as herpes and said nothing could be done.

And it turned out to be an allergy to a new liquid soap I had bought

In cases of dick itch, amputation is indicated.

What r2 said.

And, chemicals in dryer sheets coat your clothes. If you use them, perhaps your skin has become intolerant of them

You're not using it.

I get and itchy cooter after three days.

Put the mayonaise on the itch and say "go away, itch!" Helps many private itches.

No new soap or laundry detergent. Weirdest thing. And my PCP is on vacation.

Have you heard about my pussy OP?

Shower regularly?

Herpes?

Could be me - I used to have a really bad case of jock itch. The medical people kept giving me 1% cream. I found a 4% cream and it knocked it out cold. Plus losing a shit load of weight helped too.

#10 grit sandpaper

[quote] I haven't had sex in 15 years so it's sure as hell not an STD

you're still a whore, darlin'

[quote]No new soap or laundry detergent.

Doesn't have to be new, you can develop an allergy to a product you've used for years with no problems.

I also vote for jock itch. I got a super itchy case out of the blue on tuesday. The spray I had was old and didn’t do much, so that night was agony until I could get to a drugstore on wed am. Went away in a day.

OP- You have not had sex in 15 years. How old are you?

Bag of frozen peas or ice wrapped in a cloth or towel will relieve the itch.

^^^Easier just to put his dick in the freezer; he's not using it anyway.

First symptom of feline AIDS.

Thanks for the replies guys. I'll go get some jock cream/spray in the morning. I've used Dove white soap for 30+ years. I doubt it's that. And I just turned 61 R16. Go ahead with the shit. I can take it.

OP Have you recently started going commando?

Have you been aggressively masturbating?

OP-Why have you not had sex in 15 years?

New undies if not washed before wearing can do this. Can be the dye or the latex that is woven through for stretch. I have to stick to cotton now.

No commando, rub one out about once a month, no new underwear. R23, I just can't be bothered - don't really want it. I never had a big libido.

It’s Caftan Cock Crawlies. Burn it.

You had sexy time with yourself while deep in REM sleep dreaming vividly about the love that dare not speak it's name. You also forgot to wash your hands before going to bed and you had been petting your pet cat, Cray-Cray! Everybody talks about your cat always hanging around a gang of male strays! Do the math, OP, and wash those hands!

I blame Julianne Moore. Seriously.

Get a bottle of Bozak powder. Works like a charm when you have any itching or irritation down there. No talc. Relief it pretty much instantaneous, too.

Better post a pic of said penis so we can properly diagnose