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Depraved lush Armie Hammer is rage-tweeting again

He is going off on people who have questioned his cookie-seeking woke tweets.

Paging Anne Helen Peterson...

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by Anonymousreply 296July 1, 2020 4:21 AM

[quote]The council I seek isn't some Timmy Stan who have mult accounts to talk shit.

by Anonymousreply 1June 4, 2020 4:29 PM

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....

by Anonymousreply 2June 4, 2020 4:46 PM

They edited the CMBYN Wikipedia page

It was not pretty

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by Anonymousreply 3June 4, 2020 9:49 PM

R1 He literally replied to his own stans This man is such a mess, starting a fight with the entire Timmy fandom for no reason, while those calling him out were his own fans. And he must really hate Timmy. While TC is receiving love and praise for joining the protests 3 days in a row, he is receiving only shit and losing his fanbase (composed of 95% "Timmy stans" and 5% his own stans he's busy blocking) lol

by Anonymousreply 4June 5, 2020 2:05 AM

I don't even know why celebrities have social media - just asking for trouble.

by Anonymousreply 5June 5, 2020 2:15 AM

Zzzzzzzzzz R4 ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz...

by Anonymousreply 6June 5, 2020 6:34 AM

Let's start with an Oh dear for 'council'.

How long before the Charmies insist it was actually Liz tweeting as Armie?

He managed to escape the amount of shit he actually deserved for that beer/golf video, so hopefully this will correct that.

by Anonymousreply 7June 5, 2020 6:40 AM

He has negative IQ. Honestly.

by Anonymousreply 8June 5, 2020 5:35 PM

Armie is so filled with anger!

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by Anonymousreply 9June 5, 2020 5:46 PM

Not nearly as much as the Armie haters here, R9!

LMFAO!!

by Anonymousreply 10June 6, 2020 4:10 AM

R9, shouldn't he be angry about what's happened to George Floyd and of how the protesters are being treated? That's what he's tweeting about.

I guess you're not angry about the murder of a black man and how protesters are being lumped with looters?

by Anonymousreply 11June 6, 2020 4:14 AM

R9 He has 2 major problems. 1) He listens to the incompetent team around him who don’t tell him when to shut up or encourage his thirsty attention seeking. 2) He is a try hard with minimal intelligence and the combination is disastrous.

You can just hear the gears overheating in that tweet. He’s doing so much.

by Anonymousreply 12June 6, 2020 4:20 AM

Unfortunately from the tone of his clap backs he really thinks people resent him for more than being a pathetic try hard. He has zero self awareness so will just keep at it. It’s a train wreck.

by Anonymousreply 13June 6, 2020 4:22 AM

OMG, keep the pile on, DL Cunts!

I'm on the floor laughing!!!

Now this is true DL queen with a shiv shit!!!

by Anonymousreply 14June 6, 2020 4:31 AM

R4 Yep he seems to hate Timothee Chalamet. Lol. Couldn’t wait to drag his name into the scuffle.

by Anonymousreply 15June 6, 2020 4:33 AM

This guy is way too sensitive to criticism. It's a very unattractive trait.

by Anonymousreply 16June 6, 2020 4:36 AM

Since he’s cleaning up his mess there’s bound to be some sort of PR fix. Armie and Tim reunion so we think they still best FaceTime buds.

by Anonymousreply 17June 6, 2020 4:36 AM

^^^!!!!!!!!!^^

by Anonymousreply 18June 6, 2020 4:37 AM

R16 Sensitive and punchy. I wonder if he’s like that domestically. Eek

by Anonymousreply 19June 6, 2020 4:40 AM

The ‘council’ seem poorly informed. He should fire them. Any BLM person reading his tweets and posts will have just been eye rolling during this Fakery.

by Anonymousreply 20June 6, 2020 4:43 AM

Armie is maybe the biggest hypocrite next to every trans person alive and Meghan Markle.

by Anonymousreply 21June 6, 2020 5:02 AM

ONTD has deemed him a “male Karen”

Also this nice little bit of tea in the comments:

lmaoooo i should probably not be sharing this but he was rehearsing for a play in chicago before it moved to broadway (i have a lot of friends who work in theatre) and he was open about being in the process of separating from his wife. i'm assuming the pandemic put a hold on it but in addition to being a fucking moron he's probably going through it.

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by Anonymousreply 22June 6, 2020 10:06 AM

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

by Anonymousreply 23June 6, 2020 10:23 AM

It also made D Listed

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by Anonymousreply 24June 6, 2020 12:31 PM

He's bitter because he is tall and handsome but has a shrew wife, a tiny dick, and not much of a career.

by Anonymousreply 25June 6, 2020 12:35 PM

R25 it’s little, isn’t it? No way that cock is anything substantial in those tight shorts. I can’t see a thing. Nothing.

by Anonymousreply 26June 6, 2020 1:10 PM

It isn't even his real hair. It's a wig. And apart from having a small dick, he's impotent. And incontinent.

by Anonymousreply 27June 6, 2020 1:13 PM

His abs are so wonky and the tummy is misaligned. More evidence he’s had some work done. Is this him in good shape? Because the back flab is still very visible. This is why you’d find even if he was a better actor something like Batman would never go to him. He doesn’t have the body type for it. Too big and not enough muscle tone.

by Anonymousreply 28June 6, 2020 1:13 PM

[quote]It isn't even his real hair. It's a wig.

And if he doesn't dial his bitchy little attitude back, someone's gonna shit in it.

by Anonymousreply 29June 6, 2020 1:15 PM

Are we 100% sure he’s not a trans?

by Anonymousreply 30June 6, 2020 1:15 PM

Apparently he was born with a tiny penis AND a vagina.

by Anonymousreply 31June 6, 2020 1:16 PM

He might have actual real problems. I feel a little bad for him. Nobody could be this thirsty they’d actually do and say anything. I’m now really thinking he must have a small pecker if he was hiding it because surely he’d love the attention that showing a big dong would give him.

by Anonymousreply 32June 6, 2020 1:24 PM

Can you imagine how annoyed he must have been showing up on set all 6’5” of him while that bitch twink Timothee turns up skinny as a rake and hung like horse.

by Anonymousreply 33June 6, 2020 1:27 PM

I hear Timothee's cock is 8 inches--soft!

by Anonymousreply 34June 6, 2020 1:31 PM

R34 I’m hard.

by Anonymousreply 35June 6, 2020 1:39 PM

Timothee's cock is so big hard he sucks his own dick.

by Anonymousreply 36June 6, 2020 1:41 PM

R25; Maybe if he finally shows his ass in a movie people might take more interest in him. I’m surprised he hasn’t done it already.

by Anonymousreply 37June 6, 2020 1:48 PM

Here ya go, R37.

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by Anonymousreply 38June 6, 2020 1:51 PM

It was incredibly tone deaf to show himself idly playing golf while a pandemic raged elsewhere. It doesn't surprise me at all he's too stupid the grasp that if he can't show support for a legitimate cause, he should simply shut the fuck up.

by Anonymousreply 39June 6, 2020 2:13 PM

Not only that, he was spotted in Wuhan eating a bat late last year. You do the math!

by Anonymousreply 40June 6, 2020 2:17 PM

R39 what type of mental health issues does somebody have to have to be that clueless? His wife is equally stupid. How could that little side show ever be beneficial to his career or image? They must be that out of touch with normal human life to not know that was wrong.

by Anonymousreply 41June 6, 2020 2:46 PM

I can imagine young teenage Armie being beaten to a pulp at high school and forced to suck dicks. He’s so fucking dumb now he could have only been twice as idiotic as a youth. They probably kicked the shit out of him regularly.

by Anonymousreply 42June 6, 2020 2:48 PM

Even though his name is Armie Hammer, he doesn't use Arm and Hammer products. In fact, those aren't his real teeth. All implants.

I also heard, despite his tweeting about the protests, that he secretly contributed money to voter suppression. AND voted for Trump. And he doesn't even know how to golf!

by Anonymousreply 43June 6, 2020 2:50 PM

You can carry on trashing him. I'll still enjoy this — yummy!

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by Anonymousreply 44June 6, 2020 2:59 PM

R44 =Timothee

by Anonymousreply 45June 6, 2020 3:23 PM

Apparently Armie might be heading back to LA. No doubt so he can protest and make sure to make a spectacle of himself while doing it. Preferably with his anorexic looking wife. Maybe kids wearing Victorian attire in tow. He can’t be upstaged by that Twinky Timothee.

by Anonymousreply 46June 6, 2020 3:25 PM

He's not really 6'5". He wears lifts. He's really only 5'7".

by Anonymousreply 47June 6, 2020 3:28 PM

R46, when?

by Anonymousreply 48June 6, 2020 3:46 PM

He posted a negative antibody test on IG so that suggests he is preparing to leave Cayman.

by Anonymousreply 49June 6, 2020 3:50 PM

I heard he and his wife hold secret MAGA meetings in their mansion.

by Anonymousreply 50June 6, 2020 3:51 PM

He was robbed of the Oscar nomination

by Anonymousreply 51June 6, 2020 4:23 PM

I heard he actually goes to the Oscar ceremonies to steal other people's Oscars.

And he was the one who stole Lupita N'yongo's dress a few years ago.

by Anonymousreply 52June 6, 2020 4:25 PM

Armie is actually Elaine

by Anonymousreply 53June 6, 2020 4:30 PM

NEVER FORGET

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by Anonymousreply 54June 6, 2020 4:33 PM

I can smell the cookies at R54.

by Anonymousreply 55June 6, 2020 4:36 PM

No I think he’ll turn up either with Timothée or Kid Cudi. He needs some damage control.

by Anonymousreply 56June 6, 2020 4:46 PM

If Armie turns up at the protest I will lmao. How thirsty can he be? What’s the goal? People don’t like him will continue to not like him. He lacks charisma. Will never have mass appeal. Of course they’ll sell the story as usual to the Daily Mail who cover his farts.

by Anonymousreply 57June 6, 2020 4:50 PM

Armie is a known member of both Antifa and MAGA. It is also well known that as a 4-year-old Armie tricked himself out for cash to great-grandad Armand, who used to play with Armie's hole.

by Anonymousreply 58June 6, 2020 4:57 PM

R9 He looks like Jim Carey as Ace Ventura

by Anonymousreply 59June 6, 2020 5:01 PM

There is suspicion that the Academy didn't want to give Armie anymore power as he is already feared. His talent coupled with his beauty proves to be too much of a threat to The Hollywood Establishment and they refused to nominate him.

by Anonymousreply 60June 6, 2020 5:09 PM

He hit me in the head with a fondue pot.

by Anonymousreply 61June 6, 2020 5:10 PM

R54, I had never seen that before. That’s just... wow. She’s nuts.

by Anonymousreply 62June 6, 2020 5:12 PM

I hope he trips over Madden at the protests and shatters like a dropped champagne flute.

by Anonymousreply 63June 6, 2020 6:09 PM

[quote] Apparently he was born with a tiny penis AND a vagina.

That is not amusing, you yob.

by Anonymousreply 64June 6, 2020 9:03 PM

Yes, my apologies to the valiant Lady Colin.

But it's as amusing as anything is on this ludicrous thread.

by Anonymousreply 65June 6, 2020 11:21 PM

R41 They both are out of touch with normal human life and they definitely lack any common sense. That's why they post bullshit all the time. Remember the toe-sucking video?

R62 That's creepy but she has done much worse. Terrorist attacks as a cookie theme.

What an awesome idea, who wouldn't bake and eat a cookie with a printed burning building in which hundreds of brown people died - One of the most painful events of the decade for India, but who cares, let's bake and post an IG story, tagging the husband, one of the leading actors. Great promotion for such a tragic movie.

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by Anonymousreply 66June 7, 2020 2:19 AM

He can go on with his stupid daily commentary on Twitter, they can keep claiming they donate, posting BLM supportive stuff, they can even turn up at protests to pretend they care, but they will never look genuine because the truth is they are very racist, ignorant, shallow people. They have never proved themselves to be any different with their choices, lifestyle, social media, people they hang out with etc. Not that they can just ride the wave now and be believable. It’s not a fashion trend, if your beliefs are total opposite, you should just shut the fuck up.

I don't feel bad for them, I feel bad about the fact that people like them are out there in the world. I wish I could say "Thankfully they are utterly dumb, otherwise they would be very dangerous", but then it comes to my mind that Donald Trump has made it to the White House

by Anonymousreply 67June 7, 2020 2:20 AM

R67, can you point me in the direction of how these two insignificant people (Armie and his wife) are racist? That's really the only charge that has any weight. Ignorant and shallow don't mean much.

"I don't feel bad for them, I feel bad about the fact that people like them are out there in the world." That's so charitable of you. And do you consider this actor and his wife to be so wretched compared to so many other dubious people in the world that they are especially deserving of your contempt?

by Anonymousreply 68June 7, 2020 2:27 AM

I mean, R67, as opposed to dictators like Putin, liars and real racists like Trump, the dictator in the Philippines, the North Korean dictator, Mitch McConnell? Is Armie Hammer on their level?

by Anonymousreply 69June 7, 2020 2:29 AM

I'm sorry, let me introduce myself: I'm Reality.

by Anonymousreply 70June 7, 2020 2:30 AM

And that goes for so many people on this thread.

by Anonymousreply 71June 7, 2020 2:31 AM

Is he back in LA yet??

by Anonymousreply 72June 7, 2020 7:48 PM

I love the title to this thread. Lol

by Anonymousreply 73June 8, 2020 3:55 AM

Armie is so thirsty for woke praise

Meanwhile there is still a photo of his wife making an Indian woman bow to her on the Internet

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by Anonymousreply 74June 8, 2020 12:56 PM

Hasbeen supreme.

by Anonymousreply 75June 8, 2020 1:15 PM

Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

by Anonymousreply 76June 8, 2020 2:22 PM

I hear he’s up for the role of Dustin Diamond in the Lifetime movie bio of the SAVED BY THE BELL cast.

by Anonymousreply 77June 8, 2020 3:29 PM

They already did that movie years ago.

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by Anonymousreply 78June 8, 2020 3:31 PM

Someone PLEAAAAASE reply to this with the photo of his wife and the bowing Indian woman?

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by Anonymousreply 79June 8, 2020 3:55 PM

When is this guy finally going to 'take time off to work on some personal issues'?

by Anonymousreply 80June 8, 2020 6:25 PM

He just had three months off to work on his personal issues, but he ended up becoming crazier.

by Anonymousreply 81June 8, 2020 6:28 PM

R69 Mr/Mrs Reality, are you telling me that as long as you are not a politician whose actions affect literally billions of people it's fine to be a shitty person?

No one is insignificant, everyone has an influence on other people's lives and since these 2 idiots thought it was a great idea to reproduce, they will have a role at least in the development of their kids. Armie himself is an example of a messed up person raised in a insane environment.

At least he's somehow entertaining with his dumb posts and childish reactions, but his wife is just a cunt.

R81 Yeah, 3 months 24/7 with her must have been great for his mental health. He clearly can't stand her as well.

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by Anonymousreply 82June 8, 2020 7:45 PM

Define "shitty person", you have a very shallow view of what that is.

by Anonymousreply 83June 8, 2020 8:42 PM

R82, question for you: how does A H and wifey 'influence' your life?

by Anonymousreply 84June 8, 2020 8:43 PM

Other people's lives, thankfully not mine.

Mr/Mrs Reality = Dru Hammer

by Anonymousreply 85June 8, 2020 9:35 PM

So why does it bother you?

by Anonymousreply 86June 8, 2020 9:39 PM

R86 I know it's hard to accept people making fun of your fave, but take a minute to remind yourself of where you are.

by Anonymousreply 87June 8, 2020 9:50 PM

Do you think his PR team is replying to the tweets?

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by Anonymousreply 88June 8, 2020 9:55 PM

Send Bina Shah the photo!

by Anonymousreply 89June 8, 2020 10:10 PM

R89 the ass Kissing little tango they did on twitter can only mean she’s on the pr payroll. Armie’s saccharine replies made me want to hurl. The entire social media footprint he has is a fiasco at this point. He’s too dumb to give it up. Thank god for us cause it’s a wonderful trainwreck to witness.

by Anonymousreply 90June 8, 2020 11:11 PM

R87, he's no David Geffen (that's my fav), but I'm intrigued on why people are so invested in dragging him through the mud — what's in it for them...

by Anonymousreply 91June 8, 2020 11:19 PM

He’s out of control

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by Anonymousreply 92June 9, 2020 11:25 AM

He's mad at white people with their heads in the sand?

The self-loathing runs deep.

by Anonymousreply 93June 9, 2020 12:03 PM

No he's not. He's just speaking his mind. It's a shame that in English-speaking countries (especially the US) censorship is so bad that people even have to self-censor themselves and speak in code to not offend the mainstream majority. Armie luckily doesn't, which is good.

by Anonymousreply 94June 9, 2020 12:11 PM

[Quote] It isn't even his real hair. It's a wig. And apart from having a small dick, he's impotent. And incontinent.

It's posts like this that keep me coming back to the DL! I can't remember what number your post was, but thank you. I've had a shitty day and this had me howling with laughter.

by Anonymousreply 95June 9, 2020 12:19 PM

R95 - You must have a low howl-threshold.

by Anonymousreply 96June 9, 2020 12:22 PM

This is going to follow him for the rest of his life lol

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by Anonymousreply 97June 9, 2020 12:28 PM

He's tweeting every few minutes. He appears to be reading facts about police brutality and posting a tweet for each fact he learns.

by Anonymousreply 98June 9, 2020 12:41 PM

And that, r98, is what qualifies him to be PRESIDENT OF THESE UNITED STATES!

by Anonymousreply 99June 9, 2020 1:13 PM

Armie: Trump is the devil, guns are bad, racism is terrible, donate, donate ,donate ... His followers: Yes, King, I love you so much!. ... Where is Timmy?

by Anonymousreply 100June 9, 2020 2:10 PM

Day drinking or mental health issues? Which is the root of those tweets?

by Anonymousreply 101June 9, 2020 2:34 PM

So when is he going to get out in the streets now he’s back home? Overcompensating much? His fans are mental midgets.

by Anonymousreply 102June 9, 2020 2:35 PM

Wasn't he whining about protesters and talking about #NotAllCops a few days ago? Why the turnaround?

by Anonymousreply 103June 9, 2020 3:14 PM

R103, maybe he's had a conversation with a certain someone?

R102, how do you know he's home?

by Anonymousreply 104June 9, 2020 3:27 PM

[quote][R103], maybe he's had a conversation with a certain someone?

Who, his agent? Stop writing in riddles.

by Anonymousreply 105June 9, 2020 3:36 PM

LOL she thinks Ratboy is wokening him via text messages.

by Anonymousreply 106June 9, 2020 3:55 PM

Many celebrities have lost it, not just Armie.

by Anonymousreply 107June 9, 2020 4:01 PM

Can people just tweet him whatever and he responds? Anyone asked him how big his willy is?

by Anonymousreply 108June 9, 2020 5:24 PM

R108, no, you will be the first — but be careful!

by Anonymousreply 109June 9, 2020 5:31 PM

R106 Timmy is a smart guy, he no longer wastes his time with this dumbass. Broadly speaking, any association with this man is more damaging than beneficial for his reputation.

The CMBYN sequel is the only reason behind his likes and comments on Armie's IG

by Anonymousreply 110June 9, 2020 5:38 PM

R103 he was told off several times from his fans and Timmy’s fans so had to change tactics.

R110 it’s a potentially big payday for them both but at this rate they’ll need to have another Oliver. Maybe they can have him off screen only on the other end of the phone.

In other news, why haven’t his pr team revoked his Twitter privileges. He sounds unhinged and he can’t spell. Not to mention he’s just being a moron, wildly insulting the entire white race.

by Anonymousreply 111June 9, 2020 6:09 PM

It’s good comedy though, don’t get me wrong. I hope he never stops.

by Anonymousreply 112June 9, 2020 6:11 PM

[quote]it’s a potentially big payday for them both

Eh? CMBYN made a modest profit, they're not going to be throwing tons of cash at them for a sequel.

by Anonymousreply 113June 9, 2020 9:12 PM

Armie's short shorts

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by Anonymousreply 114June 9, 2020 10:23 PM

Begone, Charmie

by Anonymousreply 115June 9, 2020 10:35 PM

LOL!!

by Anonymousreply 116June 9, 2020 11:05 PM

Armie looked so dapper and handsome here

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by Anonymousreply 117June 9, 2020 11:06 PM

Just to carry on a long-standing tradition of shifting the focus of Armie threads: Was Timmy not adorable in that clip shared by R117? So much more interesting to look at than Armie. Such good energy. Didn't hear a word of Luca's speech. Even Rachel looked a little blah standing next to him.

by Anonymousreply 118June 9, 2020 11:33 PM

R118 Totally supporting the tradition: Timmy is always much more interesting to look at! Effortlessly charming as always.

Love how this guy literally can't stand still lol. He's the only one moving on the stage with no reason, all big smiles, laughing, chatting with Ivory/Rachel, winking and pointing at people in the audience. I guess, that's how he ends up stealing the spotlight lol

by Anonymousreply 119June 10, 2020 12:53 AM

[quote]Love how this guy literally can't stand still lol

Coke will do that

by Anonymousreply 120June 10, 2020 1:26 AM

R120 Timothée’s not a cokehead. You can see that in his undilated pupils. He smokes weed. That’s about it. He was fucked up at one event but that was it. He’s just a charming SOB.

by Anonymousreply 121June 10, 2020 6:19 AM

R117 He is also better looking than Armie and a stone cold fox. That’s why he steals the limelight. Sexy mf.

by Anonymousreply 122June 10, 2020 6:21 AM

R114 who even notices Armie when Timothée’s around? He could be on fire and all I’d see are Timmy’s shapely af legs -Mary!

by Anonymousreply 123June 10, 2020 6:28 AM

And the fangirl at R121 literally can't stand a joke being made about him - got to rush to his defence, huh?

by Anonymousreply 124June 10, 2020 7:23 AM

R120 I don't think he does coke, I just meant he's extremely fidgety but LMAO

He was adorable during that year's awards season, everyone in the industry seemed love him. So goofy and at the same time so eloquent. He's much more interesting than Armie to listen to as well!

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by Anonymousreply 125June 10, 2020 11:10 AM

I don't think Hammer needs to be worried about Chalamet's success, as they're never going to be up for the same roles. What he should be concerned about is that Chris Pratt learned how to style his hair, wear suits, and has been averaging 4+ movies a year for the last six years—some of them earning billions of dollars at the box office.

by Anonymousreply 126June 10, 2020 2:05 PM

She’s awake again

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by Anonymousreply 127June 10, 2020 2:26 PM

R126 lol Armie isn’t considered for the same roles as Chris Pratt. If his PR are telling him that they’re lying. Armie is typecast as white bread with a gay vibe. Pratt is all man.

Armie is also a supporter while both Timmy and Pratt are leading men. Armie should worry about the Alex Skaarsgards.

by Anonymousreply 128June 10, 2020 2:40 PM

R127 he tweets like he has Autism. Very formulaic and with a very odd compulsion.

by Anonymousreply 129June 10, 2020 2:43 PM

Epitome of white wealthy privilege, if I ever saw one. This is what happens when you come from wealth and daddy never said no to you. Completely clueless closet-queen.

by Anonymousreply 130June 10, 2020 2:45 PM

R121, yeah, keep telling yourself that.

by Anonymousreply 131June 10, 2020 3:15 PM

R128, so now it's negative to have 'a gay vibe' on a gay gossip board??

by Anonymousreply 132June 10, 2020 3:21 PM

R132 who said it was negative. It’s what he has. It’s only negative if he’s trying to play straight. It was extremely distracting when he played Ginsburg. Not remotely convincing as a husband.

by Anonymousreply 133June 10, 2020 4:15 PM

R133, I'm just echoing R128's words. Armie is not a 'manly man' like Chris so is therefore defective in some way?!

by Anonymousreply 134June 10, 2020 4:33 PM

Sorry, R128 said 'all man'

by Anonymousreply 135June 10, 2020 4:37 PM

Is he illiterate?

by Anonymousreply 136June 10, 2020 4:38 PM

He never even finished high school

by Anonymousreply 137June 10, 2020 4:40 PM

R133, that Armie wasn't convincingly manly in 'Wounds' for example? C'mon

Just say you don't like him, but what you are saying is a lie.

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by Anonymousreply 138June 10, 2020 4:46 PM

R138 I don’t like him AND he has a gay vibe. Many a casting director has agreed with me. Always. Even while trying to be butch.

by Anonymousreply 139June 10, 2020 4:57 PM

I don't think it is up to casting directors, but it depends on female audiences and they are crazy about him. They think he's 'husband' material, which at the end of the day is what matters. They are the bums on seats.

by Anonymousreply 140June 10, 2020 5:01 PM

R140 naw. His fans all have 2 followers and the same language peculiarities. Most likely fake accounts. Or they’re middle aged women who all think he’s gay and involved with the twink.

by Anonymousreply 141June 10, 2020 5:26 PM

Armie, honey, get yourself a new therapist.

by Anonymousreply 142June 10, 2020 5:29 PM

R140 he’s never opened a film. What bums on seats? All his films bomb.

by Anonymousreply 143June 10, 2020 6:04 PM

He’s reposting snoop dog.

by Anonymousreply 144June 10, 2020 6:06 PM

R143, it will come. A career in entertainment is not a sprint but a marathon.

At least he puts his actions where his mouth is and ats

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by Anonymousreply 145June 10, 2020 6:38 PM

He does not mind being in films with black actors and in films directed by non-white directors,

by Anonymousreply 146June 10, 2020 6:40 PM

R145 have you seen him act? He’s very limited. Have you seen him speak? His personality is very bland? Have you read his tweets? He’s unstable. He hasn’t got the qualities to draw a wide audience. He’s a very acquired taste. Even his looks are bland. People like Pratt are dripping with charm and personality. Armie just doesn’t have it. It’s not something you gain from longevity. You either have it or you don’t. All stars showed signs early on (pre 30)

by Anonymousreply 147June 10, 2020 7:25 PM

R146 should we give him a cookie?

by Anonymousreply 148June 10, 2020 7:26 PM

GQ UK's always mentioning Timothee and Armie. Today they published this article

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by Anonymousreply 149June 10, 2020 7:46 PM

R149 shared PR team

by Anonymousreply 150June 10, 2020 7:48 PM

Because the Brits are more tolerant of all things underage sex, R149

by Anonymousreply 151June 10, 2020 7:56 PM

[quote]Josh I am a complete whore, I would work with anybody for anything

R146, 10:25 "Armie Hammer on Choosing Projects"

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by Anonymousreply 152June 10, 2020 9:19 PM

R152 He embarrassed Timmy a lot. There was an interview where they were asked who annoyed who most and Armie immediately looked at him like I know I annoy the hell out of you but Timmy diplomatically suggested as the younger one he was likely to be the most abrasive. It was clear he was being kind. For a highly intelligent person someone of Armie’s level can be very frustrating.

by Anonymousreply 153June 10, 2020 9:38 PM

R153, you mean the interview in which they were eye fucking each other throughout?

by Anonymousreply 154June 10, 2020 9:51 PM

R153 Yeah, I've noticed that in a lot of interviews. Timmy in CMBYN era looked quite shy and unconfident, but already very mature and well-spoken for his age. His answers and speeches were all thoughtful and elaborated.

He is way too smart not to notice how immature and illiterate Armie is for his age, instead. But he is always very polite and careful in what he says, he would never discomfort/offend someone.

And (ABSOLUTELY NOT A CHARMIE) but tbh I think he had somehow affection for Armie at that time, everything was new for him, so he was in a very positive mood and I think he genuinely thought Armie was his friend. I remember in an interview when asked about his first impression meeting his co-star, he said something like "I thought okay I am lucky, this person seems friendly and is not going to terrorize me". Armie has lots of flaws, but he seemed quite nice to Timothée and not too bothered by being upstaged at that time

I am fully convinced he hates him now, though LOL

by Anonymousreply 155June 10, 2020 10:40 PM

R152 Christ, double denim?

by Anonymousreply 156June 10, 2020 10:41 PM

[Quote] People like Pratt are dripping with charm and personality.

by Anonymousreply 157June 10, 2020 10:43 PM

R155, you conveniently left out that before that Tim refers to Armie as 'huge'. The exact phrase is 'This guy is huge' (at the 2:01 mark). Make of that what you will.

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by Anonymousreply 158June 10, 2020 11:00 PM

R158 he’s a tall guy.

by Anonymousreply 159June 11, 2020 2:58 AM

R155 He really does hate him. The little outburst on Twitter said it all.

by Anonymousreply 160June 11, 2020 3:00 AM

^^ but watch out the shared PR team need them in the sequel so expect to see them together soon to ease fan concern.

by Anonymousreply 161June 11, 2020 3:02 AM

Keep in mind Timothee's fanboyism too. Sure, Armie's career never took off but I can still imagine Timothee was impressed enough to get to work with someone who'd previously worked with the kinds of people Armie had. But then, after CMBYN, Timothee started meeting those kinds of people himself. Sort of like cutting out the middleman.

by Anonymousreply 162June 11, 2020 3:20 AM

R160 I have no idea how they feel about each other at this point, but I don't see why they would agree to do the sequel if there was any discord between them. The Twitter rant expressed hostility toward Timmy's fans, not Timmy himself, but this in itself is a huge problem for any future collaboration. Timmy's fans would be the majority of the audience for any such project, and Armie has now alienated them. I don't see how they can go through with the sequel at this point. Their incompetent PR team certainly can't fix Armie's blunder.

by Anonymousreply 163June 11, 2020 3:30 AM

R163 Money is why they’d do the sequel and Timmy must be getting pressure from his agent. Timmy’s agent is married to one of the producers. Let’s see if it ever happens.

by Anonymousreply 164June 11, 2020 4:06 AM

R162 he made a speech once saying how grateful he was to Armie because of someone in his status. It must have been very flattering that Armie, who was the bigger star, we’ll connected being a Hammer in LA, able to introduce him to all the big names, was giving him attention as an equal. He was even seen in the Hammer household a few times. That sort of attention will endear you to someone. But the Hammers are opportunists. Liz, undoubtedly knew he was getting Oscar buzz and wanted her husband close in the action. She might have also found him sweet, probably all the sucking up fuelled her huge ego ( they seem to collect stray actors- he was probably a pet project). But as soon as he became more famous than both of them she started showing her true colors. Her photos with him became progressively more hostile. I would just think she was jealous of him and Armie but even though Armie continued to look friendly in person behind the scenes he became more hostile. His passive aggressive reason for asking Timmy to present an award to him in Texas because he’d handed him so many awards and the Twitter tantrums got worse. Before the Twitter rage he did something similar on Instagram with Timmy fans. Let’s not forget he was reported to have been nearly inconsolable when he wasn’t nominated for an Oscar and Timmy was. Their relationship became decidedly more chilly after that.

by Anonymousreply 165June 11, 2020 4:19 AM

R165 I fully expect some sort of PR reunion. They share publicity. The message that the boys are still friends has to be fed to the fans to make up for Armie’s obvious resentment.

by Anonymousreply 166June 11, 2020 4:30 AM

[quote]Let’s not forget he was reported to have been nearly inconsolable when he wasn’t nominated for an Oscar and Timmy was

Is that when he basically stopped trying and started showing up to stuff in tracksuits?

[quote]They share publicity

As in they have the same publicist, or there's some kind of proof they have a joint publicity campaign?

by Anonymousreply 167June 11, 2020 5:27 AM

[quote]Armie is typecast as white bread with a gay vibe. Pratt is all man.

So being gay makes you less of a man?

by Anonymousreply 168June 11, 2020 5:35 AM

He’s drunk tweeting at 1AM

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by Anonymousreply 169June 11, 2020 6:00 AM

In the denim interview, all I could look at were his hands. They're huge.

by Anonymousreply 170June 11, 2020 6:48 AM

[quote]Timmy must be getting pressure from his agent. Timmy’s agent is married to one of the producers.

Yes, this and the shared PR team thing.

CMBYN gave him everything, but I don't think Timmy now needs this sequel for his career. A sequel is always an hazard, he is an A-lister now and he is already getting to work on bigger projects. He has to move on from CMBYN.

Armie needs the sequel because he hasn't worked on anything important after that, and of course producers and Luca want the sequel. Timmy must be accepting just for the pressure he gets from people around him and because he feels grateful for the success he got from CMBYN.

So maybe unpopular opinion, but as a Timmy fan, I really hope it will never happen. I don't like Armie and I don't care about how much money producers could make out of it. As for Luca, I like him, but it would be an hazard for him as well.

And I think Timmy should change his PR team, most of their decisions are questionable and look like they are for the sake of others.

by Anonymousreply 171June 11, 2020 8:25 AM

Let alone the fact that I don't Armie now would be able to survive a promo tour next to Timmy (meeting [italic]Timmy stans![/italic] ) as a sane person like he did before. He would freak out as he is doing on Twitter now.

by Anonymousreply 172June 11, 2020 8:32 AM

[quote]And I think Timmy should change his PR team, most of their decisions are questionable and look like they are for the sake of others.

Chalamet clearly disagrees. Or do you think he's so simple he can't tell when he's being taken advantage of by the people he pays to work for him?

by Anonymousreply 173June 11, 2020 8:50 AM

R173 not the other poster but I think he’s pretty unsophisticated relative to the people he’s contending with. His agent in particular can’t be fully looking after his interest regarding the sequel since he has a financial stake in it. Even if Timothée’s aware of this what can he do about it. He should get rid of the PR team for sure. They aren’t neutral either.

by Anonymousreply 174June 11, 2020 9:56 AM

^^ not saying he should get rid of the agent bc he seems to genuinely care but regarding the sequel he should get some outside advice and be sure to make his mind up for himself.

by Anonymousreply 175June 11, 2020 10:03 AM

In all seriousness, how TF can we take his string of 'woke' tweets seriously after that Saudi fiasco? And happy to make more money from the gay community with a sequel, despite shilling for the Saudi govt. He needs to switch PR as well as Chalamet...

by Anonymousreply 176June 11, 2020 10:22 AM

In other news, he didn't acknowledge his 10-year anniversary with the idiot stick figure. Interesting compared with OTT gushy insta posts in the past!

by Anonymousreply 177June 11, 2020 10:23 AM

R169 I wonder why he’s drunk tweeting? Aren’t they back in LA? He must be depressed. The tweeting also seems manic. I expect another meltdown coming soon.

by Anonymousreply 178June 11, 2020 10:27 AM

He needs to lay off the booze and whatever else he's doing, which is not only affecting his ability to be coherent on twitter (or maybe he never had that ability) but much more importantly: his looks. Guy could pass for mid-forties (although I still would....for now).

by Anonymousreply 179June 11, 2020 10:30 AM

R176 his friend Tyler seems to have something to do with his PR. He was with Armie in Saudi Arabia and appeared to be the ringleader. As a former casting agent and the guy who hooked him up with the possible beard wife, he’s bound to be a shady character. tbh Armie has to be pretty sus too wif he will basically do anything for money. Being in the sequel would definitely solely for money and if he agrees to it he’ll basically do anything.

by Anonymousreply 180June 11, 2020 10:32 AM

R179 yeah he’s looking really haggard and it’s not just the haircut. Can’t imagine living with him. He’s always hyper and if he’s not sleeping, constantly boozing with young children in the house that must be a nightmare.

by Anonymousreply 181June 11, 2020 10:35 AM

Shouldn’t he be out protesting or is that no longer fashionable?

by Anonymousreply 182June 11, 2020 10:36 AM

He's still in the Caymans with his odious wife and his fundie dad. Woke AF.

by Anonymousreply 183June 11, 2020 11:00 AM

There’s no place to protest in the Caymans. They lock up all their black people at night and on weekends.

by Anonymousreply 184June 11, 2020 11:00 AM

R184 so glad they released them in order to trip Armie's golf course grass and give him a cupping treatment!

by Anonymousreply 185June 11, 2020 11:06 AM

R182 he 'mysteriously' (yawn) posted a pic of a covid-19 test the other day (negative, if you care). So now some are speculating that he's heading back to LA to protest. Possibly PR damage control after his twitter outburst at the (ahem) 'Timmy stans'... Esp because 'Timmeeeeee' is out protesting and making Armie look like the spoilt trust fund armchair activist brat he is.

by Anonymousreply 186June 11, 2020 11:08 AM

R185 I guess you mean 'trim' although tripping on his grass would be more interesting. But I get your point. The golfing post was eye wateringly tone deaf.

by Anonymousreply 187June 11, 2020 11:12 AM

R173 I think he is aware about that, just as he knows that Armie is an idiot.

But I think he is still very young, his real career just started a few years ago, he is not self-confident enough yet, he is still very attached to everything CMBYN-related (his agent who found him the role, the husband produced it, I don't think he has any admiration left for Armie, but despite everything he was his co-star and obviously is going to be in the sequel, the PR team I guess has been working for him since the CMBYN era started).

To some degree I think he still feels somehow devoted/loyal to all of them, even if I think he should, I don't think he's going to change them any soon for these reasons, and as R174 said, probably he thinks he cannot do much about it and he complies for the sequel.

R178 Here waiting for the meltdown! He is very boring when just tweeting random comments/facts. I want the entertaining [italic]rage-tweeting again[/italic]

by Anonymousreply 188June 11, 2020 11:56 AM

[quote]He does not mind being in films with black actors and in films directed by non-white directors,

It doesn't mean much. As an employed person you don't really choose the ethnicity of your boss & co-workers. Work-related choices are based on different factors. Mr "I am a complete whore I would work with anybody for anything" definitely can't afford to base his choices on that.

I admit I don't know much about Armie, but does he have black friends and/or black idols? Timmy has both of them and that's why he looks genuinely interested when out there protesting.

by Anonymousreply 189June 11, 2020 12:06 PM

[quote] does he have black friends and/or black idols?

His black idol is Mike Tyson.

shudder

by Anonymousreply 190June 11, 2020 12:10 PM

R189 There’s an interesting rumour over on Lipstick Alley about a black woman he met via Tinder. I don’t want to be explicit here but if you search LSA for his name and ‘tinder’……

by Anonymousreply 191June 11, 2020 12:21 PM

R191 but Armie is gay? No? Black woman? Haahaaa

by Anonymousreply 192June 11, 2020 12:48 PM

Armie grew up in the Caymans where not only he benefited from his white privilege on a daily basis but he got to witness it live and in person. As opposed to growing up in America where many white people live amongst other whites and the concept of privileges is more abstract. If you’re competing with others just like you life resembles a level playing field. Not so for oil boy who would have witnessed his gross advantages regularly. This is probably the reason for his white savior situation he’s got going.

by Anonymousreply 193June 11, 2020 12:57 PM

Boring, Thirstyperson Armie Hammer is seeking attention again.

by Anonymousreply 194June 11, 2020 1:00 PM

^^ he probably believes he’s where he is out of some divine reason. Don’t forget his father built a school and church. He lived like white saviors all his life there to school the less fortunate in mind and spirit. His pseudo intellectual tweets mirror that.

by Anonymousreply 195June 11, 2020 1:00 PM

People with superior complexes find it particularly hard to take criticizm especially when they perceive the people criticizing are inferior to them.

by Anonymousreply 196June 11, 2020 1:02 PM

R180 totally agree: he seems to be surrounded (by choice) by thirsty nutjobs.

by Anonymousreply 197June 11, 2020 1:25 PM

So I just visited his twitter to check out alleged rage tweeting, and first clocked that he couldn't even quote Hunter S Thompson in his bio without fucking it up. (It's actually 'You won't find reasonable men on top of tall mountains'). The second hand embarrassment is real.

by Anonymousreply 198June 11, 2020 1:38 PM

R170, you know what they say, huge hands....

by Anonymousreply 199June 11, 2020 2:09 PM

R169, in what way is he drunk tweeting?? Why is this statement considered drunk tweeting? It sound pretty normal to me

[quote] The whole Mezzanine album by Massive Attack is perfect. So good.

by Anonymousreply 200June 11, 2020 2:17 PM

Spill the beans about the tinder rumor

by Anonymousreply 201June 11, 2020 4:30 PM

R191 Interesting? More like explosive. I hesitated to even bring it up here. It would, of course, be madness for him to take such a risk, but then he often seems untethered. Like now. I can't simply dismiss the rumor as false, and certainly wouldn't just because the accuser is black. (R192) We really don't know his sexual proclivities. I hope the woman making these claims comes forward with more evidence, but of course she won't.

by Anonymousreply 202June 11, 2020 4:32 PM

R202 are we 100% sure this alleged person was born female? Now if you said Grindr hookup I’d believe it. Why on earth are people inclined to believe Randos on the Internet. lol

by Anonymousreply 203June 11, 2020 4:44 PM

R202 I agree; something about that story just rings true. He clearly has no impulse control. Sad for him that even his last fans on LSA are turning against him... I couldn't access the original post as it's in the celebrity darkroom (dunh dunh DUHHHH) but someone posted a summary in another thread over there.

by Anonymousreply 204June 11, 2020 4:49 PM

He would have been good as the hunk next door, slightly dim but with a gorgeous ass in "Little Children" if made today.

by Anonymousreply 205June 11, 2020 5:00 PM

He does have a gorgeous ass. But someone tell me WTF is going on on lipstick alley?

by Anonymousreply 206June 11, 2020 5:04 PM

R206, nothing to see here, just a bunch of str8 women making things up because they are bored.

by Anonymousreply 207June 11, 2020 5:27 PM

Why is he tweeting stuff that already peak trended a day ago?

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by Anonymousreply 208June 11, 2020 5:43 PM

Someone post the bowing picture! I can’t take his righteous indignation anymore!

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by Anonymousreply 209June 11, 2020 6:05 PM

He's doing well. I am black and I only found out about it recently. Armie, it needs to be known, shout it from the rooftops — don't let anyone shut you down

by Anonymousreply 210June 11, 2020 6:14 PM

Armie tweeted about an African American man whose death was never reported. He was tasered to death by 5 officers #JavierAmbler.

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by Anonymousreply 211June 11, 2020 6:49 PM

That was all over Twitter two days ago.

by Anonymousreply 212June 11, 2020 6:52 PM

It depends on where you live. I don't live in the US, Armie's tweets help me keep in tune with what's happening

by Anonymousreply 213June 11, 2020 7:13 PM

[quote] I don't think he has any admiration left for Armie

Yes, this is definitely the look (see below) of someone who deeply dislikes his colleague. Please note it is Armie he is looking at by his side.

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by Anonymousreply 214June 12, 2020 1:18 AM

Charmie, did posting that GIF make your little clit hard?

by Anonymousreply 215June 12, 2020 1:25 AM

R215, yes, are you ready for my 9 inch shaft? Are you sure you are going to be a good boy and take it?

by Anonymousreply 216June 12, 2020 1:53 AM

Charmies can be good detectives but they’ve lost the plot lately in an attempt to try to win the stan wars with the antis. For Instance, yes there’s something strange going on with the Hammers- sure it was probably triggered when Armie played Oliver but they equate that all to Timmy when Armie visited Luca just months after finishing the film. Then Luca visited Armie. Armie said he was in love with Luca. They also ignore that all interactions between Timmy and Armie can be as a result of their shared publicists. It’s the same reason Jamie Dornan was at Timmy’s GQ launch party. Shared publicity. All their interactions are job related. They don’t attend each others birthdays of have any casual interactions when they aren’t also with Armie’s wife.

Timothée smiling someone or staring at them is hardly newsworthy. He does that to everyone. It’s part of his charm. When it comes down to it, they share publicists. Why? Probably to make sure the sequel gets made. They don’t want to ruin the illusion that they’re BFFs. Yet Armie ignores him like the plague. He never acknowledges his posts or tweets or goes out of his way like he does with any other friend. He spends no time with him. How long have they been on different sides of the planet again (and don’t say Armie is in LA cause he would have turned up at a protest), 2 years?

It’s beneficial for them, they share fans, the want to eventually market a sequel to do the minimum every once in a while when it’s convenient to look like there’s a friendship.

by Anonymousreply 217June 12, 2020 2:56 AM

The anti Timmy stan rant in Twitter said all you need to know about how Armie feels about Timothee and his fans.

by Anonymousreply 218June 12, 2020 2:59 AM

His engagement on Instagram is rock bottom. Only 19k on last post before this one from snoop dog which got 90 k. Looks like a lot of people disengaged when he posted the golf video.

by Anonymousreply 219June 12, 2020 3:41 AM

From what I’ve read on gossip sites (obviously not always reliable) Timmy is a self-entitled bitch.

IMO, Armie and Timmy fucked several times while filming together, and their subsequent promotional media love fest made the wife lock his cock in a chastity device, with her holding the key.

Armie has been teasing “the gay” for a while now.

Just come out, girl.

by Anonymousreply 220June 12, 2020 3:57 AM

R220 all celebrities are self entitled. That’s just dumb gossip. All are arrogant and self centred.

by Anonymousreply 221June 12, 2020 4:03 AM

Yeah, that's just "dumb gossip" whereas R221 obviously knows the full truth about everything

by Anonymousreply 222June 12, 2020 4:06 AM

R221 PR shill...

Timmy loses at bearding.

What’s lame attempt.

I still believe T is a bitch (driven by the fact that half of HW’s closet cases are chasing his tight ass)

by Anonymousreply 223June 12, 2020 4:10 AM

R221 here

Fuck autocorrect.

by Anonymousreply 224June 12, 2020 4:16 AM

R222 and r223 lol. Yep that’s me the PR shill. I agreed with everything you wrote I just don’t think him being possibly entitled is hot gossip. It’s lame. Who in HW isn’t entitled is my question to you. And as for fucking Armie, yeah, I’d bet money on it. Still a shill? Am I?

by Anonymousreply 225June 12, 2020 4:20 AM

R214 That was during CMBYN promo tour. As already said here, at that time Armie was the famous one and Timmy was the newcomer. I think Timmy truly had some admiration for Armie initially, but I don't think he has any now.

[quote]Timothée smiling someone or staring at them is hardly newsworthy. He does that to everyone. It’s part of his charm.

That's very true! The CMBYN promo tour was the first, everyone thought him being all smiles and intensely staring at Armie meant something.

But now, if you have watched any of his interviews with other co-stars/directors, you know that it was just Timmy being Timmy. He always looks in awe while listening to anyone speaking next to him in interviews. And see how affectionate he is with Greta, Saoirse or Laura Dern. As R217 said it's part of his charm. It's what makes him look so endearing to people who meet him.

Or see how he stares at David everytime David is speaking in this interview, for ex at 1:12 or 3:34. Would you say they fucked or that he loved Michod? NO. That's just Timmy being Timmy.

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by Anonymousreply 226June 12, 2020 4:29 AM

R225 Don't link me in with the PR shill crap. I just think it's ridiculous to dismiss something as "dumb gossip" and then immediately repeat some other dumb gossip as though it's fact.

by Anonymousreply 227June 12, 2020 4:30 AM

R209 I actually noticed a few days ago that someone posted the wife's bowing picture on twitter but nobody responded. There are also several people on there badgering him for an explanation re his Saudi hypocrisy, but he just ignores that too. Selectively engages with the minions, it seems!

by Anonymousreply 228June 12, 2020 5:16 AM

R217 Yep the lengths charmies will go to to find 'evidence' is hilarious. Obvs something is weird with the Hammer marriage (spoiler alert: they're all entitled, thirsty lunatics) but it'll be funny to watch when the divorce finally happens and Armie just moves on to someone else who's not....'Timmy' (or, like, 'Timothee', which is what people who don't know him - e.g. strangers on the internet - call him). On the other hand, there might be no divorce, because Armie's recent attention-seeking and outbursts make me think he's just as bad as the evil wife. He just doesn't gush about her on socials anymore because every time he posts he's inundated by charmies going 'ooooh king you should be with timmmmmmeeeeeeee'. How annoying must THAT be.

by Anonymousreply 229June 12, 2020 5:22 AM

R229 Armie and Liz are made for each other, this coming from someone who thinks she’s his beard. They are thick as thieves. R226 post hit the nail on the head. Timothee bats his eyes at everything and everyone. He even flirts with fans. It’s his gift, makes people feel special. Does it mean he didn’t fuck Armie for either fun, his connections or just cause he’s kind of method, hell no! Actors are whores. This is well known. But these men are not in love. Armie HATES Charmie and Timmy stans who ship him. He has put their DMs on his ig several times. Why hate a ship his PR team use for relevance ( that includes buddy Tyler) bc it’s what’s keeping him relevant. IF he ever took off, and lbr, that’s unlikely, he would distance himself so far from Timothee fans would not know what hit them.

by Anonymousreply 230June 12, 2020 8:05 AM

R230 I agree. His simmering resentment towards the charmie shippers has been pretty obvious for some time. He played nice for a while because obviously these are the people giving him the tiny amount of relevance he has left - e.g. he called the shipping ‘sweet’ in one interview (and the charmies took that as validation ofc). But now the claws are out. I really can’t see how they’d do press for a sequel. The number of questions that would be off the table would be astronomical…

by Anonymousreply 231June 12, 2020 8:42 AM

Anyone who thinks his wife, a conservative Texan, would be supporting BLM if she wasn’t still very much married to Armie and supporting his brand, is delusional. They have a mutual agenda. He takes them everywhere. Happily parading her at his Broadway show. If they were on the rocks, why bother. They’ll never divorce. She’ll be all over his next projects as usual.

by Anonymousreply 232June 12, 2020 9:25 AM

R231 I would bet Armie would bypass promotion. Or they’d do press separately.

by Anonymousreply 233June 12, 2020 9:29 AM

R232 Why only single her out? Armie is only supporting BLM to support his brand.

by Anonymousreply 234June 12, 2020 9:31 AM

R234 him too.

by Anonymousreply 235June 12, 2020 9:34 AM

LOL you people are fools if you think a sequel is going to be made. It benefits no one, both these actors are eager to move past this film.

by Anonymousreply 236June 12, 2020 9:41 AM

How much cocaine is he on right now?

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by Anonymousreply 237June 12, 2020 9:51 AM

R237 so no signs of either Hammer in a while but lots of 247 Twitter activity. He’s very depressed at the moment. This is his longest meltdown ever. He’s tweeting at all hours. If he’s in LA with his lover Timmy shouldn’t he be having sex non stop and happier? Any Charmie want to weigh in?

by Anonymousreply 238June 12, 2020 10:52 AM

[quote]How much cocaine is he on right now?

Not quite enough. But working on that.

by Anonymousreply 239June 12, 2020 11:00 AM

R238 ugh please don't encourage them.. how they can perpetuate a 'ship' on the basis of some maybe-gay-baiting pseudo-flirting during a press tour several years ago is beyond me.

by Anonymousreply 240June 12, 2020 11:00 AM

R239 Could you pls choose to abuse substances that don't make you fade into unfuckability, unlike whatever combo you're currently abusing? Your looks are the only thing going for you...

by Anonymousreply 241June 12, 2020 11:03 AM

Aside from his evident depression and substance abuse, he's such a simpleton. He has a tendency to over-simplify everything. And the way he expresses his thoughts makes him look even more stupid.

by Anonymousreply 242June 12, 2020 11:28 AM

[quote] Timmy truly had some admiration for Armie initially

R226, stop with admiration bullshit, are you seven? Tim wanted o fuck A and vice versa.

See below - Armie just checking him out

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by Anonymousreply 243June 12, 2020 11:34 AM

[quote]See below - Armie just checking him out

He looks like a perv

by Anonymousreply 244June 12, 2020 11:40 AM

R233,

[quote] Or they’d do press separately.

NEVER. People pay to see them together.

by Anonymousreply 245June 12, 2020 11:41 AM

R238, apparently, I have heard filming for some projects in LA start on Friday, so maybe Tim has work to do. He has gone very quiet on social media lately, no posts of him at protests and no likes

by Anonymousreply 246June 12, 2020 11:45 AM

He may be preparing for the Bob Dylan biopic. They were was supposed to start filimg in June

by Anonymousreply 247June 12, 2020 11:48 AM

They were supposed to start filming in June ^

by Anonymousreply 248June 12, 2020 11:53 AM

R238, to answer your question: A is maybe sitting on Tim's bed, lashing out on social media killing time with a throbbing cock, waiting for T to turn up from work.

When T does arrive, A is caught in the midst of lubing his erect dong. As soon as A sees him he lunges at him, rips his clothes off and pounds him vigorously until he comes and the jizz leaks out between T's butt cheeks

by Anonymousreply 249June 12, 2020 12:02 PM

[quote]raconteur

[quote]a person who tells anecdotes in a skillful and amusing way.a person who tells anecdotes in a skillful and amusing way.

You flatter yourself.

by Anonymousreply 250June 12, 2020 12:04 PM

Armie wouldn't be tweeting like a psycho 24/7 if he was having any kind of sex

by Anonymousreply 251June 12, 2020 12:11 PM

R251, filming can take ages.

by Anonymousreply 252June 12, 2020 12:15 PM

[quote]Armie wouldn't be tweeting like a psycho 24/7 if he was having any kind of sex

But he could certainly be doing coke and having sex like a psycho.

by Anonymousreply 253June 12, 2020 12:20 PM

R250, this is for you — due to popular demand!

A finishes and collapses with all the weight of his body on T panting.

A: Did you come too?

T: No. You didn't even give me time to react. Dude, you always do this...

T: (sigh) Now is my turn. C'mon Hammer, don't make me fuck you without lube

A: What?!

T: I promise I'll be gentle...c'mon present hole

by Anonymousreply 254June 12, 2020 12:33 PM

R249 if that’s the case shouldn’t he seem happier and less suicidal. He was cheerier stuck on the island with the Mrs. This is tracksuit territory depression.

by Anonymousreply 255June 12, 2020 1:08 PM

R254 Hawt! Thanks.

by Anonymousreply 256June 12, 2020 1:09 PM

R253 true, he’s either stuck on the island still or stuck in LA with the wifey/beard. Maybe he’s fuckbuddy is still quarantining.

by Anonymousreply 257June 12, 2020 1:10 PM

^^ that was for R251

by Anonymousreply 258June 12, 2020 1:12 PM

Now he has changed the format. From the commentary to the quiz

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by Anonymousreply 259June 12, 2020 2:19 PM

He also posting big blocks of text to his Instagram story.

by Anonymousreply 260June 12, 2020 2:24 PM

I guess this is a 'type' thing, but I just don't get the attraction with Chalamet. He looks like a smug, pointy little rat. I used to really want to like Hammer because he's (was?) so gorgeous, but he's revealing himself as pretty insufferable. He seemed like a nice guy during CMBYN promo interviews, but now I suspect he was pulling out all the stops with an oscar in (ahem) sight. And neither of them can act, although Armie wins the wooden prize there.

by Anonymousreply 261June 12, 2020 3:55 PM

R243 But it depends on your perspective = confirmation bias. You see what you want to see. What I see in that clip is someone looking at his friend who's talking. They played up their affection for each other during promo to help sell the movie, especially because there were questions about 'why didn't they get gay actors to play gay characters'. They had to show that two STRAIGHTS (or, maybe one straight, as Timothee's definitely a closet case) still had believable chemistry. And/or they just liked the attention they got for being so BRAVE for taking on gay roles. I remember in the Ellen show she waxed lyrical about how great it was that straight men were so comfortable playing gay, and I was like plllllllease.

by Anonymousreply 262June 12, 2020 4:01 PM

I missed stg: what/who did he ALLEGEDLY do off Tinder?

by Anonymousreply 263June 12, 2020 4:03 PM

[quote] Timothee's definitely a closet case

And you know this how?

by Anonymousreply 264June 12, 2020 4:04 PM

Timothea?

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by Anonymousreply 265June 12, 2020 4:11 PM

Oh my Christ what is that

by Anonymousreply 266June 12, 2020 4:18 PM

Armie is a closet case. Probably the reason for the rage.

by Anonymousreply 267June 12, 2020 4:26 PM

No way a 23 yo of Armie’s status is marrying a manly older woman unless he’s a closet case. What’s the rush?

by Anonymousreply 268June 12, 2020 4:31 PM

R262 Yes, that Ellen interview was so odd, especially when Ellen said to Timmy, "And I know you're straight." Who would say something like that? How would she know? Is she privy to information about Timmy's sex life? Are they besties? It seemed like a planned statement, something his PR people asked her to say for the sake of checking the heteronormative box. So much irony and hypocrisy in that moment. It was both astonishing and disheartening to watch.

by Anonymousreply 269June 12, 2020 4:31 PM

I feel bad. Armie should come out. He’d be much happier.

by Anonymousreply 270June 12, 2020 4:34 PM

[quote]No way a 23 yo of Armie’s status is marrying a manly older woman unless he’s a closet case. What’s the rush?

Immature man-child marries mommy surrogate rather than live independently and discover himself.

by Anonymousreply 271June 12, 2020 4:35 PM

R271 handpicked within his inner circle from his casting agent friend. Sounds like he cast the perfect beard, one mommy would approve of and one desperate enough for fame and status to play the game.

by Anonymousreply 272June 12, 2020 4:40 PM

Aaaaaaand the charmies are upon us

by Anonymousreply 273June 12, 2020 4:46 PM

The bat(shitcrazy)-signal must have gone off over on Tumblr

by Anonymousreply 274June 12, 2020 4:48 PM

R273, I have a present for you: this is Tim totally losing it

He did a vintage porno when he was still at LaGuardia and waiting for the CMBYN gig to materialise

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by Anonymousreply 275June 12, 2020 5:55 PM

R275

I love that he keeps his hard-on while getting it.

by Anonymousreply 276June 25, 2020 8:03 PM

Armie is heading home to LA

by Anonymousreply 277June 25, 2020 9:32 PM

R277 this is based on his instagram story where he promotes the place they've been staying, or do you have other reason to say that? (Btw love the irony of presumable freebie stay at a fancy resort while doing the bare minimum to raise money for charity with his toxic wife at that workout thing last Saturday. Now THAT was embarrassing.)

by Anonymousreply 278June 26, 2020 5:33 AM

Armie posting about his google search on how far an anus can stretch. Now that he is either in LA or heading there, he seems to need this piece of information.

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by Anonymousreply 279June 27, 2020 2:37 AM

I think a Charmie sent it to him, unless he uses CMBYN fan art for his personal Google profile

by Anonymousreply 280June 27, 2020 2:40 AM

So a Charmie sends him a search post about how many raccoons you can fit into your anus and he thinks it's appropriate to post on his ig?

by Anonymousreply 281June 27, 2020 2:44 AM

Okay...

by Anonymousreply 282June 27, 2020 2:48 AM

It's a viral thing going around - originated on 9gag months ago and popped up on lots of social feeds in the last day or so. Also, he and his fake artist friend Tyler have been trolling the charmies pretty obviously lately, so there's that.

by Anonymousreply 283June 27, 2020 8:36 AM

Armie's on the way home, according to his latest story. Free at last from evil wife who seems to be still there. Look forward to lots of single-dude LOLs in his stories over the next while. He's become pretty tragic...

by Anonymousreply 284June 27, 2020 8:38 AM

[quote] Also, he and his fake artist friend Tyler have been trolling the charmies pretty obviously lately, so there's that.

What did they do?

by Anonymousreply 285June 27, 2020 11:07 PM

Post this...

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by Anonymousreply 286June 28, 2020 2:39 AM

Annnnnnnd he's rage tweeting again! "shut the fuck you swastika defending, festering cock blister. I don’t care if someone lives on Mars, if they fly a swastika they can kiss my ass." At least it's not a teenage girl he's blaring at this time.

by Anonymousreply 287June 28, 2020 10:00 AM

R285 There’s other stuff now in Tyler’s stories. I’d go into detail but honestly don’t want to give the fake artist any more of the attention he so obviously craves. You know things are bad when you’re trolling charmies for lolz.

by Anonymousreply 288June 28, 2020 10:02 AM

[quote] At least it's not a teenage girl he's blaring at this time.

Why do you care? Now you are pretending to care about teenage girls on the DL? Strange, when most of the times you are advocating for them to be raped.

by Anonymousreply 289June 28, 2020 10:03 AM

A hobo in his environment: the Cayman Islands

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by Anonymousreply 290June 28, 2020 10:05 AM

R289 heh?

by Anonymousreply 291June 28, 2020 10:06 AM

R291, there have been a spate of threads where celebs that are known to have sexually assaulted/raped teenage girls or allegedly done so are cheered on and celebrated. So yes, this is the DL in 2020 a refuge for rape apologists, pedophiles and a varied assortment of trash that would not be allowed anywhere else.

by Anonymousreply 292June 28, 2020 10:12 AM

Tumblr chicks claim that Dolly is Armie Hammer according to Tyler

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by Anonymousreply 293June 28, 2020 10:15 AM

R292 I'm not aware of those threads, so not sure why you're accusing me of advocating for rape when I mentioned the fact that the last person AH put on blast on Twitter was (seemingly) a young female who made a simple mistake.

by Anonymousreply 294June 28, 2020 10:22 AM

R294, go to reading comprehension classes, dimwit

by Anonymousreply 295June 28, 2020 10:25 AM

R269

Do you remember when Kendall Jenner explained to Ellen that she had NO IDEA why she had tattooed MEOW in black ink inside her mouth?

Ellen doesn't buy it.

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by Anonymousreply 296July 1, 2020 4:21 AM
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