He is going off on people who have questioned his cookie-seeking woke tweets.
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He is going off on people who have questioned his cookie-seeking woke tweets.
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by Anonymous | reply 296 | July 1, 2020 4:21 AM |
[quote]The council I seek isn't some Timmy Stan who have mult accounts to talk shit.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | June 4, 2020 4:29 PM |
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....
by Anonymous | reply 2 | June 4, 2020 4:46 PM |
They edited the CMBYN Wikipedia page
It was not pretty
by Anonymous | reply 3 | June 4, 2020 9:49 PM |
R1 He literally replied to his own stans This man is such a mess, starting a fight with the entire Timmy fandom for no reason, while those calling him out were his own fans. And he must really hate Timmy. While TC is receiving love and praise for joining the protests 3 days in a row, he is receiving only shit and losing his fanbase (composed of 95% "Timmy stans" and 5% his own stans he's busy blocking) lol
by Anonymous | reply 4 | June 5, 2020 2:05 AM |
I don't even know why celebrities have social media - just asking for trouble.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | June 5, 2020 2:15 AM |
Zzzzzzzzzz R4 ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz...
by Anonymous | reply 6 | June 5, 2020 6:34 AM |
Let's start with an Oh dear for 'council'.
How long before the Charmies insist it was actually Liz tweeting as Armie?
He managed to escape the amount of shit he actually deserved for that beer/golf video, so hopefully this will correct that.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | June 5, 2020 6:40 AM |
He has negative IQ. Honestly.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | June 5, 2020 5:35 PM |
Not nearly as much as the Armie haters here, R9!
LMFAO!!
by Anonymous | reply 10 | June 6, 2020 4:10 AM |
R9, shouldn't he be angry about what's happened to George Floyd and of how the protesters are being treated? That's what he's tweeting about.
I guess you're not angry about the murder of a black man and how protesters are being lumped with looters?
by Anonymous | reply 11 | June 6, 2020 4:14 AM |
R9 He has 2 major problems. 1) He listens to the incompetent team around him who don’t tell him when to shut up or encourage his thirsty attention seeking. 2) He is a try hard with minimal intelligence and the combination is disastrous.
You can just hear the gears overheating in that tweet. He’s doing so much.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | June 6, 2020 4:20 AM |
Unfortunately from the tone of his clap backs he really thinks people resent him for more than being a pathetic try hard. He has zero self awareness so will just keep at it. It’s a train wreck.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | June 6, 2020 4:22 AM |
OMG, keep the pile on, DL Cunts!
I'm on the floor laughing!!!
Now this is true DL queen with a shiv shit!!!
by Anonymous | reply 14 | June 6, 2020 4:31 AM |
R4 Yep he seems to hate Timothee Chalamet. Lol. Couldn’t wait to drag his name into the scuffle.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | June 6, 2020 4:33 AM |
This guy is way too sensitive to criticism. It's a very unattractive trait.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | June 6, 2020 4:36 AM |
Since he’s cleaning up his mess there’s bound to be some sort of PR fix. Armie and Tim reunion so we think they still best FaceTime buds.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | June 6, 2020 4:36 AM |
^^^!!!!!!!!!^^
by Anonymous | reply 18 | June 6, 2020 4:37 AM |
R16 Sensitive and punchy. I wonder if he’s like that domestically. Eek
by Anonymous | reply 19 | June 6, 2020 4:40 AM |
The ‘council’ seem poorly informed. He should fire them. Any BLM person reading his tweets and posts will have just been eye rolling during this Fakery.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | June 6, 2020 4:43 AM |
Armie is maybe the biggest hypocrite next to every trans person alive and Meghan Markle.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | June 6, 2020 5:02 AM |
ONTD has deemed him a “male Karen”
Also this nice little bit of tea in the comments:
lmaoooo i should probably not be sharing this but he was rehearsing for a play in chicago before it moved to broadway (i have a lot of friends who work in theatre) and he was open about being in the process of separating from his wife. i'm assuming the pandemic put a hold on it but in addition to being a fucking moron he's probably going through it.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | June 6, 2020 10:06 AM |
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
by Anonymous | reply 23 | June 6, 2020 10:23 AM |
He's bitter because he is tall and handsome but has a shrew wife, a tiny dick, and not much of a career.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | June 6, 2020 12:35 PM |
R25 it’s little, isn’t it? No way that cock is anything substantial in those tight shorts. I can’t see a thing. Nothing.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | June 6, 2020 1:10 PM |
It isn't even his real hair. It's a wig. And apart from having a small dick, he's impotent. And incontinent.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | June 6, 2020 1:13 PM |
His abs are so wonky and the tummy is misaligned. More evidence he’s had some work done. Is this him in good shape? Because the back flab is still very visible. This is why you’d find even if he was a better actor something like Batman would never go to him. He doesn’t have the body type for it. Too big and not enough muscle tone.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | June 6, 2020 1:13 PM |
[quote]It isn't even his real hair. It's a wig.
And if he doesn't dial his bitchy little attitude back, someone's gonna shit in it.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | June 6, 2020 1:15 PM |
Are we 100% sure he’s not a trans?
by Anonymous | reply 30 | June 6, 2020 1:15 PM |
Apparently he was born with a tiny penis AND a vagina.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | June 6, 2020 1:16 PM |
He might have actual real problems. I feel a little bad for him. Nobody could be this thirsty they’d actually do and say anything. I’m now really thinking he must have a small pecker if he was hiding it because surely he’d love the attention that showing a big dong would give him.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | June 6, 2020 1:24 PM |
Can you imagine how annoyed he must have been showing up on set all 6’5” of him while that bitch twink Timothee turns up skinny as a rake and hung like horse.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | June 6, 2020 1:27 PM |
I hear Timothee's cock is 8 inches--soft!
by Anonymous | reply 34 | June 6, 2020 1:31 PM |
R34 I’m hard.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | June 6, 2020 1:39 PM |
Timothee's cock is so big hard he sucks his own dick.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | June 6, 2020 1:41 PM |
R25; Maybe if he finally shows his ass in a movie people might take more interest in him. I’m surprised he hasn’t done it already.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | June 6, 2020 1:48 PM |
It was incredibly tone deaf to show himself idly playing golf while a pandemic raged elsewhere. It doesn't surprise me at all he's too stupid the grasp that if he can't show support for a legitimate cause, he should simply shut the fuck up.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | June 6, 2020 2:13 PM |
Not only that, he was spotted in Wuhan eating a bat late last year. You do the math!
by Anonymous | reply 40 | June 6, 2020 2:17 PM |
R39 what type of mental health issues does somebody have to have to be that clueless? His wife is equally stupid. How could that little side show ever be beneficial to his career or image? They must be that out of touch with normal human life to not know that was wrong.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | June 6, 2020 2:46 PM |
I can imagine young teenage Armie being beaten to a pulp at high school and forced to suck dicks. He’s so fucking dumb now he could have only been twice as idiotic as a youth. They probably kicked the shit out of him regularly.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | June 6, 2020 2:48 PM |
Even though his name is Armie Hammer, he doesn't use Arm and Hammer products. In fact, those aren't his real teeth. All implants.
I also heard, despite his tweeting about the protests, that he secretly contributed money to voter suppression. AND voted for Trump. And he doesn't even know how to golf!
by Anonymous | reply 43 | June 6, 2020 2:50 PM |
You can carry on trashing him. I'll still enjoy this — yummy!
by Anonymous | reply 44 | June 6, 2020 2:59 PM |
R44 =Timothee
by Anonymous | reply 45 | June 6, 2020 3:23 PM |
Apparently Armie might be heading back to LA. No doubt so he can protest and make sure to make a spectacle of himself while doing it. Preferably with his anorexic looking wife. Maybe kids wearing Victorian attire in tow. He can’t be upstaged by that Twinky Timothee.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | June 6, 2020 3:25 PM |
He's not really 6'5". He wears lifts. He's really only 5'7".
by Anonymous | reply 47 | June 6, 2020 3:28 PM |
R46, when?
by Anonymous | reply 48 | June 6, 2020 3:46 PM |
He posted a negative antibody test on IG so that suggests he is preparing to leave Cayman.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | June 6, 2020 3:50 PM |
I heard he and his wife hold secret MAGA meetings in their mansion.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | June 6, 2020 3:51 PM |
He was robbed of the Oscar nomination
by Anonymous | reply 51 | June 6, 2020 4:23 PM |
I heard he actually goes to the Oscar ceremonies to steal other people's Oscars.
And he was the one who stole Lupita N'yongo's dress a few years ago.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | June 6, 2020 4:25 PM |
Armie is actually Elaine
by Anonymous | reply 53 | June 6, 2020 4:30 PM |
I can smell the cookies at R54.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | June 6, 2020 4:36 PM |
No I think he’ll turn up either with Timothée or Kid Cudi. He needs some damage control.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | June 6, 2020 4:46 PM |
If Armie turns up at the protest I will lmao. How thirsty can he be? What’s the goal? People don’t like him will continue to not like him. He lacks charisma. Will never have mass appeal. Of course they’ll sell the story as usual to the Daily Mail who cover his farts.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | June 6, 2020 4:50 PM |
Armie is a known member of both Antifa and MAGA. It is also well known that as a 4-year-old Armie tricked himself out for cash to great-grandad Armand, who used to play with Armie's hole.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | June 6, 2020 4:57 PM |
R9 He looks like Jim Carey as Ace Ventura
by Anonymous | reply 59 | June 6, 2020 5:01 PM |
There is suspicion that the Academy didn't want to give Armie anymore power as he is already feared. His talent coupled with his beauty proves to be too much of a threat to The Hollywood Establishment and they refused to nominate him.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | June 6, 2020 5:09 PM |
He hit me in the head with a fondue pot.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | June 6, 2020 5:10 PM |
R54, I had never seen that before. That’s just... wow. She’s nuts.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | June 6, 2020 5:12 PM |
I hope he trips over Madden at the protests and shatters like a dropped champagne flute.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | June 6, 2020 6:09 PM |
[quote] Apparently he was born with a tiny penis AND a vagina.
That is not amusing, you yob.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | June 6, 2020 9:03 PM |
Yes, my apologies to the valiant Lady Colin.
But it's as amusing as anything is on this ludicrous thread.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | June 6, 2020 11:21 PM |
R41 They both are out of touch with normal human life and they definitely lack any common sense. That's why they post bullshit all the time. Remember the toe-sucking video?
R62 That's creepy but she has done much worse. Terrorist attacks as a cookie theme.
What an awesome idea, who wouldn't bake and eat a cookie with a printed burning building in which hundreds of brown people died - One of the most painful events of the decade for India, but who cares, let's bake and post an IG story, tagging the husband, one of the leading actors. Great promotion for such a tragic movie.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | June 7, 2020 2:19 AM |
He can go on with his stupid daily commentary on Twitter, they can keep claiming they donate, posting BLM supportive stuff, they can even turn up at protests to pretend they care, but they will never look genuine because the truth is they are very racist, ignorant, shallow people. They have never proved themselves to be any different with their choices, lifestyle, social media, people they hang out with etc. Not that they can just ride the wave now and be believable. It’s not a fashion trend, if your beliefs are total opposite, you should just shut the fuck up.
I don't feel bad for them, I feel bad about the fact that people like them are out there in the world. I wish I could say "Thankfully they are utterly dumb, otherwise they would be very dangerous", but then it comes to my mind that Donald Trump has made it to the White House
by Anonymous | reply 67 | June 7, 2020 2:20 AM |
R67, can you point me in the direction of how these two insignificant people (Armie and his wife) are racist? That's really the only charge that has any weight. Ignorant and shallow don't mean much.
"I don't feel bad for them, I feel bad about the fact that people like them are out there in the world." That's so charitable of you. And do you consider this actor and his wife to be so wretched compared to so many other dubious people in the world that they are especially deserving of your contempt?
by Anonymous | reply 68 | June 7, 2020 2:27 AM |
I mean, R67, as opposed to dictators like Putin, liars and real racists like Trump, the dictator in the Philippines, the North Korean dictator, Mitch McConnell? Is Armie Hammer on their level?
by Anonymous | reply 69 | June 7, 2020 2:29 AM |
I'm sorry, let me introduce myself: I'm Reality.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | June 7, 2020 2:30 AM |
And that goes for so many people on this thread.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | June 7, 2020 2:31 AM |
Is he back in LA yet??
by Anonymous | reply 72 | June 7, 2020 7:48 PM |
I love the title to this thread. Lol
by Anonymous | reply 73 | June 8, 2020 3:55 AM |
Armie is so thirsty for woke praise
Meanwhile there is still a photo of his wife making an Indian woman bow to her on the Internet
by Anonymous | reply 74 | June 8, 2020 12:56 PM |
Hasbeen supreme.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | June 8, 2020 1:15 PM |
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
by Anonymous | reply 76 | June 8, 2020 2:22 PM |
I hear he’s up for the role of Dustin Diamond in the Lifetime movie bio of the SAVED BY THE BELL cast.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | June 8, 2020 3:29 PM |
Someone PLEAAAAASE reply to this with the photo of his wife and the bowing Indian woman?
by Anonymous | reply 79 | June 8, 2020 3:55 PM |
When is this guy finally going to 'take time off to work on some personal issues'?
by Anonymous | reply 80 | June 8, 2020 6:25 PM |
He just had three months off to work on his personal issues, but he ended up becoming crazier.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | June 8, 2020 6:28 PM |
R69 Mr/Mrs Reality, are you telling me that as long as you are not a politician whose actions affect literally billions of people it's fine to be a shitty person?
No one is insignificant, everyone has an influence on other people's lives and since these 2 idiots thought it was a great idea to reproduce, they will have a role at least in the development of their kids. Armie himself is an example of a messed up person raised in a insane environment.
At least he's somehow entertaining with his dumb posts and childish reactions, but his wife is just a cunt.
R81 Yeah, 3 months 24/7 with her must have been great for his mental health. He clearly can't stand her as well.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | June 8, 2020 7:45 PM |
Define "shitty person", you have a very shallow view of what that is.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | June 8, 2020 8:42 PM |
R82, question for you: how does A H and wifey 'influence' your life?
by Anonymous | reply 84 | June 8, 2020 8:43 PM |
Other people's lives, thankfully not mine.
Mr/Mrs Reality = Dru Hammer
by Anonymous | reply 85 | June 8, 2020 9:35 PM |
So why does it bother you?
by Anonymous | reply 86 | June 8, 2020 9:39 PM |
R86 I know it's hard to accept people making fun of your fave, but take a minute to remind yourself of where you are.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | June 8, 2020 9:50 PM |
Do you think his PR team is replying to the tweets?
by Anonymous | reply 88 | June 8, 2020 9:55 PM |
Send Bina Shah the photo!
by Anonymous | reply 89 | June 8, 2020 10:10 PM |
R89 the ass Kissing little tango they did on twitter can only mean she’s on the pr payroll. Armie’s saccharine replies made me want to hurl. The entire social media footprint he has is a fiasco at this point. He’s too dumb to give it up. Thank god for us cause it’s a wonderful trainwreck to witness.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | June 8, 2020 11:11 PM |
R87, he's no David Geffen (that's my fav), but I'm intrigued on why people are so invested in dragging him through the mud — what's in it for them...
by Anonymous | reply 91 | June 8, 2020 11:19 PM |
He's mad at white people with their heads in the sand?
The self-loathing runs deep.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | June 9, 2020 12:03 PM |
No he's not. He's just speaking his mind. It's a shame that in English-speaking countries (especially the US) censorship is so bad that people even have to self-censor themselves and speak in code to not offend the mainstream majority. Armie luckily doesn't, which is good.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | June 9, 2020 12:11 PM |
[Quote] It isn't even his real hair. It's a wig. And apart from having a small dick, he's impotent. And incontinent.
It's posts like this that keep me coming back to the DL! I can't remember what number your post was, but thank you. I've had a shitty day and this had me howling with laughter.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | June 9, 2020 12:19 PM |
R95 - You must have a low howl-threshold.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | June 9, 2020 12:22 PM |
This is going to follow him for the rest of his life lol
by Anonymous | reply 97 | June 9, 2020 12:28 PM |
He's tweeting every few minutes. He appears to be reading facts about police brutality and posting a tweet for each fact he learns.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | June 9, 2020 12:41 PM |
And that, r98, is what qualifies him to be PRESIDENT OF THESE UNITED STATES!
by Anonymous | reply 99 | June 9, 2020 1:13 PM |
Armie: Trump is the devil, guns are bad, racism is terrible, donate, donate ,donate ... His followers: Yes, King, I love you so much!. ... Where is Timmy?
by Anonymous | reply 100 | June 9, 2020 2:10 PM |
Day drinking or mental health issues? Which is the root of those tweets?
by Anonymous | reply 101 | June 9, 2020 2:34 PM |
So when is he going to get out in the streets now he’s back home? Overcompensating much? His fans are mental midgets.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | June 9, 2020 2:35 PM |
Wasn't he whining about protesters and talking about #NotAllCops a few days ago? Why the turnaround?
by Anonymous | reply 103 | June 9, 2020 3:14 PM |
R103, maybe he's had a conversation with a certain someone?
R102, how do you know he's home?
by Anonymous | reply 104 | June 9, 2020 3:27 PM |
[quote][R103], maybe he's had a conversation with a certain someone?
Who, his agent? Stop writing in riddles.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | June 9, 2020 3:36 PM |
LOL she thinks Ratboy is wokening him via text messages.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | June 9, 2020 3:55 PM |
Many celebrities have lost it, not just Armie.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | June 9, 2020 4:01 PM |
Can people just tweet him whatever and he responds? Anyone asked him how big his willy is?
by Anonymous | reply 108 | June 9, 2020 5:24 PM |
R108, no, you will be the first — but be careful!
by Anonymous | reply 109 | June 9, 2020 5:31 PM |
R106 Timmy is a smart guy, he no longer wastes his time with this dumbass. Broadly speaking, any association with this man is more damaging than beneficial for his reputation.
The CMBYN sequel is the only reason behind his likes and comments on Armie's IG
by Anonymous | reply 110 | June 9, 2020 5:38 PM |
R103 he was told off several times from his fans and Timmy’s fans so had to change tactics.
R110 it’s a potentially big payday for them both but at this rate they’ll need to have another Oliver. Maybe they can have him off screen only on the other end of the phone.
In other news, why haven’t his pr team revoked his Twitter privileges. He sounds unhinged and he can’t spell. Not to mention he’s just being a moron, wildly insulting the entire white race.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | June 9, 2020 6:09 PM |
It’s good comedy though, don’t get me wrong. I hope he never stops.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | June 9, 2020 6:11 PM |
[quote]it’s a potentially big payday for them both
Eh? CMBYN made a modest profit, they're not going to be throwing tons of cash at them for a sequel.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | June 9, 2020 9:12 PM |
Begone, Charmie
by Anonymous | reply 115 | June 9, 2020 10:35 PM |
LOL!!
by Anonymous | reply 116 | June 9, 2020 11:05 PM |
Just to carry on a long-standing tradition of shifting the focus of Armie threads: Was Timmy not adorable in that clip shared by R117? So much more interesting to look at than Armie. Such good energy. Didn't hear a word of Luca's speech. Even Rachel looked a little blah standing next to him.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | June 9, 2020 11:33 PM |
R118 Totally supporting the tradition: Timmy is always much more interesting to look at! Effortlessly charming as always.
Love how this guy literally can't stand still lol. He's the only one moving on the stage with no reason, all big smiles, laughing, chatting with Ivory/Rachel, winking and pointing at people in the audience. I guess, that's how he ends up stealing the spotlight lol
by Anonymous | reply 119 | June 10, 2020 12:53 AM |
[quote]Love how this guy literally can't stand still lol
Coke will do that
by Anonymous | reply 120 | June 10, 2020 1:26 AM |
R120 Timothée’s not a cokehead. You can see that in his undilated pupils. He smokes weed. That’s about it. He was fucked up at one event but that was it. He’s just a charming SOB.
by Anonymous | reply 121 | June 10, 2020 6:19 AM |
R117 He is also better looking than Armie and a stone cold fox. That’s why he steals the limelight. Sexy mf.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | June 10, 2020 6:21 AM |
R114 who even notices Armie when Timothée’s around? He could be on fire and all I’d see are Timmy’s shapely af legs -Mary!
by Anonymous | reply 123 | June 10, 2020 6:28 AM |
And the fangirl at R121 literally can't stand a joke being made about him - got to rush to his defence, huh?
by Anonymous | reply 124 | June 10, 2020 7:23 AM |
R120 I don't think he does coke, I just meant he's extremely fidgety but LMAO
He was adorable during that year's awards season, everyone in the industry seemed love him. So goofy and at the same time so eloquent. He's much more interesting than Armie to listen to as well!
by Anonymous | reply 125 | June 10, 2020 11:10 AM |
I don't think Hammer needs to be worried about Chalamet's success, as they're never going to be up for the same roles. What he should be concerned about is that Chris Pratt learned how to style his hair, wear suits, and has been averaging 4+ movies a year for the last six years—some of them earning billions of dollars at the box office.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | June 10, 2020 2:05 PM |
R126 lol Armie isn’t considered for the same roles as Chris Pratt. If his PR are telling him that they’re lying. Armie is typecast as white bread with a gay vibe. Pratt is all man.
Armie is also a supporter while both Timmy and Pratt are leading men. Armie should worry about the Alex Skaarsgards.
by Anonymous | reply 128 | June 10, 2020 2:40 PM |
R127 he tweets like he has Autism. Very formulaic and with a very odd compulsion.
by Anonymous | reply 129 | June 10, 2020 2:43 PM |
Epitome of white wealthy privilege, if I ever saw one. This is what happens when you come from wealth and daddy never said no to you. Completely clueless closet-queen.
by Anonymous | reply 130 | June 10, 2020 2:45 PM |
R121, yeah, keep telling yourself that.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | June 10, 2020 3:15 PM |
R128, so now it's negative to have 'a gay vibe' on a gay gossip board??
by Anonymous | reply 132 | June 10, 2020 3:21 PM |
R132 who said it was negative. It’s what he has. It’s only negative if he’s trying to play straight. It was extremely distracting when he played Ginsburg. Not remotely convincing as a husband.
by Anonymous | reply 133 | June 10, 2020 4:15 PM |
R133, I'm just echoing R128's words. Armie is not a 'manly man' like Chris so is therefore defective in some way?!
by Anonymous | reply 134 | June 10, 2020 4:33 PM |
Sorry, R128 said 'all man'
by Anonymous | reply 135 | June 10, 2020 4:37 PM |
Is he illiterate?
by Anonymous | reply 136 | June 10, 2020 4:38 PM |
He never even finished high school
by Anonymous | reply 137 | June 10, 2020 4:40 PM |
R133, that Armie wasn't convincingly manly in 'Wounds' for example? C'mon
Just say you don't like him, but what you are saying is a lie.
by Anonymous | reply 138 | June 10, 2020 4:46 PM |
R138 I don’t like him AND he has a gay vibe. Many a casting director has agreed with me. Always. Even while trying to be butch.
by Anonymous | reply 139 | June 10, 2020 4:57 PM |
I don't think it is up to casting directors, but it depends on female audiences and they are crazy about him. They think he's 'husband' material, which at the end of the day is what matters. They are the bums on seats.
by Anonymous | reply 140 | June 10, 2020 5:01 PM |
R140 naw. His fans all have 2 followers and the same language peculiarities. Most likely fake accounts. Or they’re middle aged women who all think he’s gay and involved with the twink.
by Anonymous | reply 141 | June 10, 2020 5:26 PM |
Armie, honey, get yourself a new therapist.
by Anonymous | reply 142 | June 10, 2020 5:29 PM |
R140 he’s never opened a film. What bums on seats? All his films bomb.
by Anonymous | reply 143 | June 10, 2020 6:04 PM |
He’s reposting snoop dog.
by Anonymous | reply 144 | June 10, 2020 6:06 PM |
R143, it will come. A career in entertainment is not a sprint but a marathon.
At least he puts his actions where his mouth is and ats
by Anonymous | reply 145 | June 10, 2020 6:38 PM |
He does not mind being in films with black actors and in films directed by non-white directors,
by Anonymous | reply 146 | June 10, 2020 6:40 PM |
R145 have you seen him act? He’s very limited. Have you seen him speak? His personality is very bland? Have you read his tweets? He’s unstable. He hasn’t got the qualities to draw a wide audience. He’s a very acquired taste. Even his looks are bland. People like Pratt are dripping with charm and personality. Armie just doesn’t have it. It’s not something you gain from longevity. You either have it or you don’t. All stars showed signs early on (pre 30)
by Anonymous | reply 147 | June 10, 2020 7:25 PM |
R146 should we give him a cookie?
by Anonymous | reply 148 | June 10, 2020 7:26 PM |
GQ UK's always mentioning Timothee and Armie. Today they published this article
by Anonymous | reply 149 | June 10, 2020 7:46 PM |
R149 shared PR team
by Anonymous | reply 150 | June 10, 2020 7:48 PM |
Because the Brits are more tolerant of all things underage sex, R149
by Anonymous | reply 151 | June 10, 2020 7:56 PM |
[quote]Josh I am a complete whore, I would work with anybody for anything
R146, 10:25 "Armie Hammer on Choosing Projects"
by Anonymous | reply 152 | June 10, 2020 9:19 PM |
R152 He embarrassed Timmy a lot. There was an interview where they were asked who annoyed who most and Armie immediately looked at him like I know I annoy the hell out of you but Timmy diplomatically suggested as the younger one he was likely to be the most abrasive. It was clear he was being kind. For a highly intelligent person someone of Armie’s level can be very frustrating.
by Anonymous | reply 153 | June 10, 2020 9:38 PM |
R153, you mean the interview in which they were eye fucking each other throughout?
by Anonymous | reply 154 | June 10, 2020 9:51 PM |
R153 Yeah, I've noticed that in a lot of interviews. Timmy in CMBYN era looked quite shy and unconfident, but already very mature and well-spoken for his age. His answers and speeches were all thoughtful and elaborated.
He is way too smart not to notice how immature and illiterate Armie is for his age, instead. But he is always very polite and careful in what he says, he would never discomfort/offend someone.
And (ABSOLUTELY NOT A CHARMIE) but tbh I think he had somehow affection for Armie at that time, everything was new for him, so he was in a very positive mood and I think he genuinely thought Armie was his friend. I remember in an interview when asked about his first impression meeting his co-star, he said something like "I thought okay I am lucky, this person seems friendly and is not going to terrorize me". Armie has lots of flaws, but he seemed quite nice to Timothée and not too bothered by being upstaged at that time
I am fully convinced he hates him now, though LOL
by Anonymous | reply 155 | June 10, 2020 10:40 PM |
R152 Christ, double denim?
by Anonymous | reply 156 | June 10, 2020 10:41 PM |
[Quote] People like Pratt are dripping with charm and personality.
by Anonymous | reply 157 | June 10, 2020 10:43 PM |
R155, you conveniently left out that before that Tim refers to Armie as 'huge'. The exact phrase is 'This guy is huge' (at the 2:01 mark). Make of that what you will.
by Anonymous | reply 158 | June 10, 2020 11:00 PM |
R158 he’s a tall guy.
by Anonymous | reply 159 | June 11, 2020 2:58 AM |
R155 He really does hate him. The little outburst on Twitter said it all.
by Anonymous | reply 160 | June 11, 2020 3:00 AM |
^^ but watch out the shared PR team need them in the sequel so expect to see them together soon to ease fan concern.
by Anonymous | reply 161 | June 11, 2020 3:02 AM |
Keep in mind Timothee's fanboyism too. Sure, Armie's career never took off but I can still imagine Timothee was impressed enough to get to work with someone who'd previously worked with the kinds of people Armie had. But then, after CMBYN, Timothee started meeting those kinds of people himself. Sort of like cutting out the middleman.
by Anonymous | reply 162 | June 11, 2020 3:20 AM |
R160 I have no idea how they feel about each other at this point, but I don't see why they would agree to do the sequel if there was any discord between them. The Twitter rant expressed hostility toward Timmy's fans, not Timmy himself, but this in itself is a huge problem for any future collaboration. Timmy's fans would be the majority of the audience for any such project, and Armie has now alienated them. I don't see how they can go through with the sequel at this point. Their incompetent PR team certainly can't fix Armie's blunder.
by Anonymous | reply 163 | June 11, 2020 3:30 AM |
R163 Money is why they’d do the sequel and Timmy must be getting pressure from his agent. Timmy’s agent is married to one of the producers. Let’s see if it ever happens.
by Anonymous | reply 164 | June 11, 2020 4:06 AM |
R162 he made a speech once saying how grateful he was to Armie because of someone in his status. It must have been very flattering that Armie, who was the bigger star, we’ll connected being a Hammer in LA, able to introduce him to all the big names, was giving him attention as an equal. He was even seen in the Hammer household a few times. That sort of attention will endear you to someone. But the Hammers are opportunists. Liz, undoubtedly knew he was getting Oscar buzz and wanted her husband close in the action. She might have also found him sweet, probably all the sucking up fuelled her huge ego ( they seem to collect stray actors- he was probably a pet project). But as soon as he became more famous than both of them she started showing her true colors. Her photos with him became progressively more hostile. I would just think she was jealous of him and Armie but even though Armie continued to look friendly in person behind the scenes he became more hostile. His passive aggressive reason for asking Timmy to present an award to him in Texas because he’d handed him so many awards and the Twitter tantrums got worse. Before the Twitter rage he did something similar on Instagram with Timmy fans. Let’s not forget he was reported to have been nearly inconsolable when he wasn’t nominated for an Oscar and Timmy was. Their relationship became decidedly more chilly after that.
by Anonymous | reply 165 | June 11, 2020 4:19 AM |
R165 I fully expect some sort of PR reunion. They share publicity. The message that the boys are still friends has to be fed to the fans to make up for Armie’s obvious resentment.
by Anonymous | reply 166 | June 11, 2020 4:30 AM |
[quote]Let’s not forget he was reported to have been nearly inconsolable when he wasn’t nominated for an Oscar and Timmy was
Is that when he basically stopped trying and started showing up to stuff in tracksuits?
[quote]They share publicity
As in they have the same publicist, or there's some kind of proof they have a joint publicity campaign?
by Anonymous | reply 167 | June 11, 2020 5:27 AM |
[quote]Armie is typecast as white bread with a gay vibe. Pratt is all man.
So being gay makes you less of a man?
by Anonymous | reply 168 | June 11, 2020 5:35 AM |
In the denim interview, all I could look at were his hands. They're huge.
by Anonymous | reply 170 | June 11, 2020 6:48 AM |
[quote]Timmy must be getting pressure from his agent. Timmy’s agent is married to one of the producers.
Yes, this and the shared PR team thing.
CMBYN gave him everything, but I don't think Timmy now needs this sequel for his career. A sequel is always an hazard, he is an A-lister now and he is already getting to work on bigger projects. He has to move on from CMBYN.
Armie needs the sequel because he hasn't worked on anything important after that, and of course producers and Luca want the sequel. Timmy must be accepting just for the pressure he gets from people around him and because he feels grateful for the success he got from CMBYN.
So maybe unpopular opinion, but as a Timmy fan, I really hope it will never happen. I don't like Armie and I don't care about how much money producers could make out of it. As for Luca, I like him, but it would be an hazard for him as well.
And I think Timmy should change his PR team, most of their decisions are questionable and look like they are for the sake of others.
by Anonymous | reply 171 | June 11, 2020 8:25 AM |
Let alone the fact that I don't Armie now would be able to survive a promo tour next to Timmy (meeting [italic]Timmy stans![/italic] ) as a sane person like he did before. He would freak out as he is doing on Twitter now.
by Anonymous | reply 172 | June 11, 2020 8:32 AM |
[quote]And I think Timmy should change his PR team, most of their decisions are questionable and look like they are for the sake of others.
Chalamet clearly disagrees. Or do you think he's so simple he can't tell when he's being taken advantage of by the people he pays to work for him?
by Anonymous | reply 173 | June 11, 2020 8:50 AM |
R173 not the other poster but I think he’s pretty unsophisticated relative to the people he’s contending with. His agent in particular can’t be fully looking after his interest regarding the sequel since he has a financial stake in it. Even if Timothée’s aware of this what can he do about it. He should get rid of the PR team for sure. They aren’t neutral either.
by Anonymous | reply 174 | June 11, 2020 9:56 AM |
^^ not saying he should get rid of the agent bc he seems to genuinely care but regarding the sequel he should get some outside advice and be sure to make his mind up for himself.
by Anonymous | reply 175 | June 11, 2020 10:03 AM |
In all seriousness, how TF can we take his string of 'woke' tweets seriously after that Saudi fiasco? And happy to make more money from the gay community with a sequel, despite shilling for the Saudi govt. He needs to switch PR as well as Chalamet...
by Anonymous | reply 176 | June 11, 2020 10:22 AM |
In other news, he didn't acknowledge his 10-year anniversary with the idiot stick figure. Interesting compared with OTT gushy insta posts in the past!
by Anonymous | reply 177 | June 11, 2020 10:23 AM |
R169 I wonder why he’s drunk tweeting? Aren’t they back in LA? He must be depressed. The tweeting also seems manic. I expect another meltdown coming soon.
by Anonymous | reply 178 | June 11, 2020 10:27 AM |
He needs to lay off the booze and whatever else he's doing, which is not only affecting his ability to be coherent on twitter (or maybe he never had that ability) but much more importantly: his looks. Guy could pass for mid-forties (although I still would....for now).
by Anonymous | reply 179 | June 11, 2020 10:30 AM |
R176 his friend Tyler seems to have something to do with his PR. He was with Armie in Saudi Arabia and appeared to be the ringleader. As a former casting agent and the guy who hooked him up with the possible beard wife, he’s bound to be a shady character. tbh Armie has to be pretty sus too wif he will basically do anything for money. Being in the sequel would definitely solely for money and if he agrees to it he’ll basically do anything.
by Anonymous | reply 180 | June 11, 2020 10:32 AM |
R179 yeah he’s looking really haggard and it’s not just the haircut. Can’t imagine living with him. He’s always hyper and if he’s not sleeping, constantly boozing with young children in the house that must be a nightmare.
by Anonymous | reply 181 | June 11, 2020 10:35 AM |
Shouldn’t he be out protesting or is that no longer fashionable?
by Anonymous | reply 182 | June 11, 2020 10:36 AM |
He's still in the Caymans with his odious wife and his fundie dad. Woke AF.
by Anonymous | reply 183 | June 11, 2020 11:00 AM |
There’s no place to protest in the Caymans. They lock up all their black people at night and on weekends.
by Anonymous | reply 184 | June 11, 2020 11:00 AM |
R184 so glad they released them in order to trip Armie's golf course grass and give him a cupping treatment!
by Anonymous | reply 185 | June 11, 2020 11:06 AM |
R182 he 'mysteriously' (yawn) posted a pic of a covid-19 test the other day (negative, if you care). So now some are speculating that he's heading back to LA to protest. Possibly PR damage control after his twitter outburst at the (ahem) 'Timmy stans'... Esp because 'Timmeeeeee' is out protesting and making Armie look like the spoilt trust fund armchair activist brat he is.
by Anonymous | reply 186 | June 11, 2020 11:08 AM |
R185 I guess you mean 'trim' although tripping on his grass would be more interesting. But I get your point. The golfing post was eye wateringly tone deaf.
by Anonymous | reply 187 | June 11, 2020 11:12 AM |
R173 I think he is aware about that, just as he knows that Armie is an idiot.
But I think he is still very young, his real career just started a few years ago, he is not self-confident enough yet, he is still very attached to everything CMBYN-related (his agent who found him the role, the husband produced it, I don't think he has any admiration left for Armie, but despite everything he was his co-star and obviously is going to be in the sequel, the PR team I guess has been working for him since the CMBYN era started).
To some degree I think he still feels somehow devoted/loyal to all of them, even if I think he should, I don't think he's going to change them any soon for these reasons, and as R174 said, probably he thinks he cannot do much about it and he complies for the sequel.
R178 Here waiting for the meltdown! He is very boring when just tweeting random comments/facts. I want the entertaining [italic]rage-tweeting again[/italic]
by Anonymous | reply 188 | June 11, 2020 11:56 AM |
[quote]He does not mind being in films with black actors and in films directed by non-white directors,
It doesn't mean much. As an employed person you don't really choose the ethnicity of your boss & co-workers. Work-related choices are based on different factors. Mr "I am a complete whore I would work with anybody for anything" definitely can't afford to base his choices on that.
I admit I don't know much about Armie, but does he have black friends and/or black idols? Timmy has both of them and that's why he looks genuinely interested when out there protesting.
by Anonymous | reply 189 | June 11, 2020 12:06 PM |
[quote] does he have black friends and/or black idols?
His black idol is Mike Tyson.
shudder
by Anonymous | reply 190 | June 11, 2020 12:10 PM |
R189 There’s an interesting rumour over on Lipstick Alley about a black woman he met via Tinder. I don’t want to be explicit here but if you search LSA for his name and ‘tinder’……
by Anonymous | reply 191 | June 11, 2020 12:21 PM |
R191 but Armie is gay? No? Black woman? Haahaaa
by Anonymous | reply 192 | June 11, 2020 12:48 PM |
Armie grew up in the Caymans where not only he benefited from his white privilege on a daily basis but he got to witness it live and in person. As opposed to growing up in America where many white people live amongst other whites and the concept of privileges is more abstract. If you’re competing with others just like you life resembles a level playing field. Not so for oil boy who would have witnessed his gross advantages regularly. This is probably the reason for his white savior situation he’s got going.
by Anonymous | reply 193 | June 11, 2020 12:57 PM |
Boring, Thirstyperson Armie Hammer is seeking attention again.
by Anonymous | reply 194 | June 11, 2020 1:00 PM |
^^ he probably believes he’s where he is out of some divine reason. Don’t forget his father built a school and church. He lived like white saviors all his life there to school the less fortunate in mind and spirit. His pseudo intellectual tweets mirror that.
by Anonymous | reply 195 | June 11, 2020 1:00 PM |
People with superior complexes find it particularly hard to take criticizm especially when they perceive the people criticizing are inferior to them.
by Anonymous | reply 196 | June 11, 2020 1:02 PM |
R180 totally agree: he seems to be surrounded (by choice) by thirsty nutjobs.
by Anonymous | reply 197 | June 11, 2020 1:25 PM |
So I just visited his twitter to check out alleged rage tweeting, and first clocked that he couldn't even quote Hunter S Thompson in his bio without fucking it up. (It's actually 'You won't find reasonable men on top of tall mountains'). The second hand embarrassment is real.
by Anonymous | reply 198 | June 11, 2020 1:38 PM |
R170, you know what they say, huge hands....
by Anonymous | reply 199 | June 11, 2020 2:09 PM |
R169, in what way is he drunk tweeting?? Why is this statement considered drunk tweeting? It sound pretty normal to me
[quote] The whole Mezzanine album by Massive Attack is perfect. So good.
by Anonymous | reply 200 | June 11, 2020 2:17 PM |
Spill the beans about the tinder rumor
by Anonymous | reply 201 | June 11, 2020 4:30 PM |
R191 Interesting? More like explosive. I hesitated to even bring it up here. It would, of course, be madness for him to take such a risk, but then he often seems untethered. Like now. I can't simply dismiss the rumor as false, and certainly wouldn't just because the accuser is black. (R192) We really don't know his sexual proclivities. I hope the woman making these claims comes forward with more evidence, but of course she won't.
by Anonymous | reply 202 | June 11, 2020 4:32 PM |
R202 are we 100% sure this alleged person was born female? Now if you said Grindr hookup I’d believe it. Why on earth are people inclined to believe Randos on the Internet. lol
by Anonymous | reply 203 | June 11, 2020 4:44 PM |
R202 I agree; something about that story just rings true. He clearly has no impulse control. Sad for him that even his last fans on LSA are turning against him... I couldn't access the original post as it's in the celebrity darkroom (dunh dunh DUHHHH) but someone posted a summary in another thread over there.
by Anonymous | reply 204 | June 11, 2020 4:49 PM |
He would have been good as the hunk next door, slightly dim but with a gorgeous ass in "Little Children" if made today.
by Anonymous | reply 205 | June 11, 2020 5:00 PM |
He does have a gorgeous ass. But someone tell me WTF is going on on lipstick alley?
by Anonymous | reply 206 | June 11, 2020 5:04 PM |
R206, nothing to see here, just a bunch of str8 women making things up because they are bored.
by Anonymous | reply 207 | June 11, 2020 5:27 PM |
Why is he tweeting stuff that already peak trended a day ago?
by Anonymous | reply 208 | June 11, 2020 5:43 PM |
Someone post the bowing picture! I can’t take his righteous indignation anymore!
by Anonymous | reply 209 | June 11, 2020 6:05 PM |
He's doing well. I am black and I only found out about it recently. Armie, it needs to be known, shout it from the rooftops — don't let anyone shut you down
by Anonymous | reply 210 | June 11, 2020 6:14 PM |
Armie tweeted about an African American man whose death was never reported. He was tasered to death by 5 officers #JavierAmbler.
by Anonymous | reply 211 | June 11, 2020 6:49 PM |
That was all over Twitter two days ago.
by Anonymous | reply 212 | June 11, 2020 6:52 PM |
It depends on where you live. I don't live in the US, Armie's tweets help me keep in tune with what's happening
by Anonymous | reply 213 | June 11, 2020 7:13 PM |
[quote] I don't think he has any admiration left for Armie
Yes, this is definitely the look (see below) of someone who deeply dislikes his colleague. Please note it is Armie he is looking at by his side.
by Anonymous | reply 214 | June 12, 2020 1:18 AM |
Charmie, did posting that GIF make your little clit hard?
by Anonymous | reply 215 | June 12, 2020 1:25 AM |
R215, yes, are you ready for my 9 inch shaft? Are you sure you are going to be a good boy and take it?
by Anonymous | reply 216 | June 12, 2020 1:53 AM |
Charmies can be good detectives but they’ve lost the plot lately in an attempt to try to win the stan wars with the antis. For Instance, yes there’s something strange going on with the Hammers- sure it was probably triggered when Armie played Oliver but they equate that all to Timmy when Armie visited Luca just months after finishing the film. Then Luca visited Armie. Armie said he was in love with Luca. They also ignore that all interactions between Timmy and Armie can be as a result of their shared publicists. It’s the same reason Jamie Dornan was at Timmy’s GQ launch party. Shared publicity. All their interactions are job related. They don’t attend each others birthdays of have any casual interactions when they aren’t also with Armie’s wife.
Timothée smiling someone or staring at them is hardly newsworthy. He does that to everyone. It’s part of his charm. When it comes down to it, they share publicists. Why? Probably to make sure the sequel gets made. They don’t want to ruin the illusion that they’re BFFs. Yet Armie ignores him like the plague. He never acknowledges his posts or tweets or goes out of his way like he does with any other friend. He spends no time with him. How long have they been on different sides of the planet again (and don’t say Armie is in LA cause he would have turned up at a protest), 2 years?
It’s beneficial for them, they share fans, the want to eventually market a sequel to do the minimum every once in a while when it’s convenient to look like there’s a friendship.
by Anonymous | reply 217 | June 12, 2020 2:56 AM |
The anti Timmy stan rant in Twitter said all you need to know about how Armie feels about Timothee and his fans.
by Anonymous | reply 218 | June 12, 2020 2:59 AM |
His engagement on Instagram is rock bottom. Only 19k on last post before this one from snoop dog which got 90 k. Looks like a lot of people disengaged when he posted the golf video.
by Anonymous | reply 219 | June 12, 2020 3:41 AM |
From what I’ve read on gossip sites (obviously not always reliable) Timmy is a self-entitled bitch.
IMO, Armie and Timmy fucked several times while filming together, and their subsequent promotional media love fest made the wife lock his cock in a chastity device, with her holding the key.
Armie has been teasing “the gay” for a while now.
Just come out, girl.
by Anonymous | reply 220 | June 12, 2020 3:57 AM |
R220 all celebrities are self entitled. That’s just dumb gossip. All are arrogant and self centred.
by Anonymous | reply 221 | June 12, 2020 4:03 AM |
Yeah, that's just "dumb gossip" whereas R221 obviously knows the full truth about everything
by Anonymous | reply 222 | June 12, 2020 4:06 AM |
R221 PR shill...
Timmy loses at bearding.
What’s lame attempt.
I still believe T is a bitch (driven by the fact that half of HW’s closet cases are chasing his tight ass)
by Anonymous | reply 223 | June 12, 2020 4:10 AM |
R221 here
Fuck autocorrect.
by Anonymous | reply 224 | June 12, 2020 4:16 AM |
R222 and r223 lol. Yep that’s me the PR shill. I agreed with everything you wrote I just don’t think him being possibly entitled is hot gossip. It’s lame. Who in HW isn’t entitled is my question to you. And as for fucking Armie, yeah, I’d bet money on it. Still a shill? Am I?
by Anonymous | reply 225 | June 12, 2020 4:20 AM |
R214 That was during CMBYN promo tour. As already said here, at that time Armie was the famous one and Timmy was the newcomer. I think Timmy truly had some admiration for Armie initially, but I don't think he has any now.
[quote]Timothée smiling someone or staring at them is hardly newsworthy. He does that to everyone. It’s part of his charm.
That's very true! The CMBYN promo tour was the first, everyone thought him being all smiles and intensely staring at Armie meant something.
But now, if you have watched any of his interviews with other co-stars/directors, you know that it was just Timmy being Timmy. He always looks in awe while listening to anyone speaking next to him in interviews. And see how affectionate he is with Greta, Saoirse or Laura Dern. As R217 said it's part of his charm. It's what makes him look so endearing to people who meet him.
Or see how he stares at David everytime David is speaking in this interview, for ex at 1:12 or 3:34. Would you say they fucked or that he loved Michod? NO. That's just Timmy being Timmy.
by Anonymous | reply 226 | June 12, 2020 4:29 AM |
R225 Don't link me in with the PR shill crap. I just think it's ridiculous to dismiss something as "dumb gossip" and then immediately repeat some other dumb gossip as though it's fact.
by Anonymous | reply 227 | June 12, 2020 4:30 AM |
R209 I actually noticed a few days ago that someone posted the wife's bowing picture on twitter but nobody responded. There are also several people on there badgering him for an explanation re his Saudi hypocrisy, but he just ignores that too. Selectively engages with the minions, it seems!
by Anonymous | reply 228 | June 12, 2020 5:16 AM |
R217 Yep the lengths charmies will go to to find 'evidence' is hilarious. Obvs something is weird with the Hammer marriage (spoiler alert: they're all entitled, thirsty lunatics) but it'll be funny to watch when the divorce finally happens and Armie just moves on to someone else who's not....'Timmy' (or, like, 'Timothee', which is what people who don't know him - e.g. strangers on the internet - call him). On the other hand, there might be no divorce, because Armie's recent attention-seeking and outbursts make me think he's just as bad as the evil wife. He just doesn't gush about her on socials anymore because every time he posts he's inundated by charmies going 'ooooh king you should be with timmmmmmeeeeeeee'. How annoying must THAT be.
by Anonymous | reply 229 | June 12, 2020 5:22 AM |
R229 Armie and Liz are made for each other, this coming from someone who thinks she’s his beard. They are thick as thieves. R226 post hit the nail on the head. Timothee bats his eyes at everything and everyone. He even flirts with fans. It’s his gift, makes people feel special. Does it mean he didn’t fuck Armie for either fun, his connections or just cause he’s kind of method, hell no! Actors are whores. This is well known. But these men are not in love. Armie HATES Charmie and Timmy stans who ship him. He has put their DMs on his ig several times. Why hate a ship his PR team use for relevance ( that includes buddy Tyler) bc it’s what’s keeping him relevant. IF he ever took off, and lbr, that’s unlikely, he would distance himself so far from Timothee fans would not know what hit them.
by Anonymous | reply 230 | June 12, 2020 8:05 AM |
R230 I agree. His simmering resentment towards the charmie shippers has been pretty obvious for some time. He played nice for a while because obviously these are the people giving him the tiny amount of relevance he has left - e.g. he called the shipping ‘sweet’ in one interview (and the charmies took that as validation ofc). But now the claws are out. I really can’t see how they’d do press for a sequel. The number of questions that would be off the table would be astronomical…
by Anonymous | reply 231 | June 12, 2020 8:42 AM |
Anyone who thinks his wife, a conservative Texan, would be supporting BLM if she wasn’t still very much married to Armie and supporting his brand, is delusional. They have a mutual agenda. He takes them everywhere. Happily parading her at his Broadway show. If they were on the rocks, why bother. They’ll never divorce. She’ll be all over his next projects as usual.
by Anonymous | reply 232 | June 12, 2020 9:25 AM |
R231 I would bet Armie would bypass promotion. Or they’d do press separately.
by Anonymous | reply 233 | June 12, 2020 9:29 AM |
R232 Why only single her out? Armie is only supporting BLM to support his brand.
by Anonymous | reply 234 | June 12, 2020 9:31 AM |
R234 him too.
by Anonymous | reply 235 | June 12, 2020 9:34 AM |
LOL you people are fools if you think a sequel is going to be made. It benefits no one, both these actors are eager to move past this film.
by Anonymous | reply 236 | June 12, 2020 9:41 AM |
R237 so no signs of either Hammer in a while but lots of 247 Twitter activity. He’s very depressed at the moment. This is his longest meltdown ever. He’s tweeting at all hours. If he’s in LA with his lover Timmy shouldn’t he be having sex non stop and happier? Any Charmie want to weigh in?
by Anonymous | reply 238 | June 12, 2020 10:52 AM |
[quote]How much cocaine is he on right now?
Not quite enough. But working on that.
by Anonymous | reply 239 | June 12, 2020 11:00 AM |
R238 ugh please don't encourage them.. how they can perpetuate a 'ship' on the basis of some maybe-gay-baiting pseudo-flirting during a press tour several years ago is beyond me.
by Anonymous | reply 240 | June 12, 2020 11:00 AM |
R239 Could you pls choose to abuse substances that don't make you fade into unfuckability, unlike whatever combo you're currently abusing? Your looks are the only thing going for you...
by Anonymous | reply 241 | June 12, 2020 11:03 AM |
Aside from his evident depression and substance abuse, he's such a simpleton. He has a tendency to over-simplify everything. And the way he expresses his thoughts makes him look even more stupid.
by Anonymous | reply 242 | June 12, 2020 11:28 AM |
[quote] Timmy truly had some admiration for Armie initially
R226, stop with admiration bullshit, are you seven? Tim wanted o fuck A and vice versa.
See below - Armie just checking him out
by Anonymous | reply 243 | June 12, 2020 11:34 AM |
[quote]See below - Armie just checking him out
He looks like a perv
by Anonymous | reply 244 | June 12, 2020 11:40 AM |
R233,
[quote] Or they’d do press separately.
NEVER. People pay to see them together.
by Anonymous | reply 245 | June 12, 2020 11:41 AM |
R238, apparently, I have heard filming for some projects in LA start on Friday, so maybe Tim has work to do. He has gone very quiet on social media lately, no posts of him at protests and no likes
by Anonymous | reply 246 | June 12, 2020 11:45 AM |
He may be preparing for the Bob Dylan biopic. They were was supposed to start filimg in June
by Anonymous | reply 247 | June 12, 2020 11:48 AM |
They were supposed to start filming in June ^
by Anonymous | reply 248 | June 12, 2020 11:53 AM |
R238, to answer your question: A is maybe sitting on Tim's bed, lashing out on social media killing time with a throbbing cock, waiting for T to turn up from work.
When T does arrive, A is caught in the midst of lubing his erect dong. As soon as A sees him he lunges at him, rips his clothes off and pounds him vigorously until he comes and the jizz leaks out between T's butt cheeks
by Anonymous | reply 249 | June 12, 2020 12:02 PM |
[quote]raconteur
[quote]a person who tells anecdotes in a skillful and amusing way.a person who tells anecdotes in a skillful and amusing way.
You flatter yourself.
by Anonymous | reply 250 | June 12, 2020 12:04 PM |
Armie wouldn't be tweeting like a psycho 24/7 if he was having any kind of sex
by Anonymous | reply 251 | June 12, 2020 12:11 PM |
R251, filming can take ages.
by Anonymous | reply 252 | June 12, 2020 12:15 PM |
[quote]Armie wouldn't be tweeting like a psycho 24/7 if he was having any kind of sex
But he could certainly be doing coke and having sex like a psycho.
by Anonymous | reply 253 | June 12, 2020 12:20 PM |
R250, this is for you — due to popular demand!
A finishes and collapses with all the weight of his body on T panting.
A: Did you come too?
T: No. You didn't even give me time to react. Dude, you always do this...
T: (sigh) Now is my turn. C'mon Hammer, don't make me fuck you without lube
A: What?!
T: I promise I'll be gentle...c'mon present hole
by Anonymous | reply 254 | June 12, 2020 12:33 PM |
R249 if that’s the case shouldn’t he seem happier and less suicidal. He was cheerier stuck on the island with the Mrs. This is tracksuit territory depression.
by Anonymous | reply 255 | June 12, 2020 1:08 PM |
R254 Hawt! Thanks.
by Anonymous | reply 256 | June 12, 2020 1:09 PM |
R253 true, he’s either stuck on the island still or stuck in LA with the wifey/beard. Maybe he’s fuckbuddy is still quarantining.
by Anonymous | reply 257 | June 12, 2020 1:10 PM |
^^ that was for R251
by Anonymous | reply 258 | June 12, 2020 1:12 PM |
Now he has changed the format. From the commentary to the quiz
by Anonymous | reply 259 | June 12, 2020 2:19 PM |
He also posting big blocks of text to his Instagram story.
by Anonymous | reply 260 | June 12, 2020 2:24 PM |
I guess this is a 'type' thing, but I just don't get the attraction with Chalamet. He looks like a smug, pointy little rat. I used to really want to like Hammer because he's (was?) so gorgeous, but he's revealing himself as pretty insufferable. He seemed like a nice guy during CMBYN promo interviews, but now I suspect he was pulling out all the stops with an oscar in (ahem) sight. And neither of them can act, although Armie wins the wooden prize there.
by Anonymous | reply 261 | June 12, 2020 3:55 PM |
R243 But it depends on your perspective = confirmation bias. You see what you want to see. What I see in that clip is someone looking at his friend who's talking. They played up their affection for each other during promo to help sell the movie, especially because there were questions about 'why didn't they get gay actors to play gay characters'. They had to show that two STRAIGHTS (or, maybe one straight, as Timothee's definitely a closet case) still had believable chemistry. And/or they just liked the attention they got for being so BRAVE for taking on gay roles. I remember in the Ellen show she waxed lyrical about how great it was that straight men were so comfortable playing gay, and I was like plllllllease.
by Anonymous | reply 262 | June 12, 2020 4:01 PM |
I missed stg: what/who did he ALLEGEDLY do off Tinder?
by Anonymous | reply 263 | June 12, 2020 4:03 PM |
[quote] Timothee's definitely a closet case
And you know this how?
by Anonymous | reply 264 | June 12, 2020 4:04 PM |
Oh my Christ what is that
by Anonymous | reply 266 | June 12, 2020 4:18 PM |
Armie is a closet case. Probably the reason for the rage.
by Anonymous | reply 267 | June 12, 2020 4:26 PM |
No way a 23 yo of Armie’s status is marrying a manly older woman unless he’s a closet case. What’s the rush?
by Anonymous | reply 268 | June 12, 2020 4:31 PM |
R262 Yes, that Ellen interview was so odd, especially when Ellen said to Timmy, "And I know you're straight." Who would say something like that? How would she know? Is she privy to information about Timmy's sex life? Are they besties? It seemed like a planned statement, something his PR people asked her to say for the sake of checking the heteronormative box. So much irony and hypocrisy in that moment. It was both astonishing and disheartening to watch.
by Anonymous | reply 269 | June 12, 2020 4:31 PM |
I feel bad. Armie should come out. He’d be much happier.
by Anonymous | reply 270 | June 12, 2020 4:34 PM |
[quote]No way a 23 yo of Armie’s status is marrying a manly older woman unless he’s a closet case. What’s the rush?
Immature man-child marries mommy surrogate rather than live independently and discover himself.
by Anonymous | reply 271 | June 12, 2020 4:35 PM |
R271 handpicked within his inner circle from his casting agent friend. Sounds like he cast the perfect beard, one mommy would approve of and one desperate enough for fame and status to play the game.
by Anonymous | reply 272 | June 12, 2020 4:40 PM |
Aaaaaaand the charmies are upon us
by Anonymous | reply 273 | June 12, 2020 4:46 PM |
The bat(shitcrazy)-signal must have gone off over on Tumblr
by Anonymous | reply 274 | June 12, 2020 4:48 PM |
R273, I have a present for you: this is Tim totally losing it
He did a vintage porno when he was still at LaGuardia and waiting for the CMBYN gig to materialise
by Anonymous | reply 275 | June 12, 2020 5:55 PM |
R275
I love that he keeps his hard-on while getting it.
by Anonymous | reply 276 | June 25, 2020 8:03 PM |
Armie is heading home to LA
by Anonymous | reply 277 | June 25, 2020 9:32 PM |
R277 this is based on his instagram story where he promotes the place they've been staying, or do you have other reason to say that? (Btw love the irony of presumable freebie stay at a fancy resort while doing the bare minimum to raise money for charity with his toxic wife at that workout thing last Saturday. Now THAT was embarrassing.)
by Anonymous | reply 278 | June 26, 2020 5:33 AM |
Armie posting about his google search on how far an anus can stretch. Now that he is either in LA or heading there, he seems to need this piece of information.
by Anonymous | reply 279 | June 27, 2020 2:37 AM |
I think a Charmie sent it to him, unless he uses CMBYN fan art for his personal Google profile
by Anonymous | reply 280 | June 27, 2020 2:40 AM |
So a Charmie sends him a search post about how many raccoons you can fit into your anus and he thinks it's appropriate to post on his ig?
by Anonymous | reply 281 | June 27, 2020 2:44 AM |
Okay...
by Anonymous | reply 282 | June 27, 2020 2:48 AM |
It's a viral thing going around - originated on 9gag months ago and popped up on lots of social feeds in the last day or so. Also, he and his fake artist friend Tyler have been trolling the charmies pretty obviously lately, so there's that.
by Anonymous | reply 283 | June 27, 2020 8:36 AM |
Armie's on the way home, according to his latest story. Free at last from evil wife who seems to be still there. Look forward to lots of single-dude LOLs in his stories over the next while. He's become pretty tragic...
by Anonymous | reply 284 | June 27, 2020 8:38 AM |
[quote] Also, he and his fake artist friend Tyler have been trolling the charmies pretty obviously lately, so there's that.
What did they do?
by Anonymous | reply 285 | June 27, 2020 11:07 PM |
Annnnnnnd he's rage tweeting again! "shut the fuck you swastika defending, festering cock blister. I don’t care if someone lives on Mars, if they fly a swastika they can kiss my ass." At least it's not a teenage girl he's blaring at this time.
by Anonymous | reply 287 | June 28, 2020 10:00 AM |
R285 There’s other stuff now in Tyler’s stories. I’d go into detail but honestly don’t want to give the fake artist any more of the attention he so obviously craves. You know things are bad when you’re trolling charmies for lolz.
by Anonymous | reply 288 | June 28, 2020 10:02 AM |
[quote] At least it's not a teenage girl he's blaring at this time.
Why do you care? Now you are pretending to care about teenage girls on the DL? Strange, when most of the times you are advocating for them to be raped.
by Anonymous | reply 289 | June 28, 2020 10:03 AM |
A hobo in his environment: the Cayman Islands
by Anonymous | reply 290 | June 28, 2020 10:05 AM |
R289 heh?
by Anonymous | reply 291 | June 28, 2020 10:06 AM |
R291, there have been a spate of threads where celebs that are known to have sexually assaulted/raped teenage girls or allegedly done so are cheered on and celebrated. So yes, this is the DL in 2020 a refuge for rape apologists, pedophiles and a varied assortment of trash that would not be allowed anywhere else.
by Anonymous | reply 292 | June 28, 2020 10:12 AM |
Tumblr chicks claim that Dolly is Armie Hammer according to Tyler
by Anonymous | reply 293 | June 28, 2020 10:15 AM |
R292 I'm not aware of those threads, so not sure why you're accusing me of advocating for rape when I mentioned the fact that the last person AH put on blast on Twitter was (seemingly) a young female who made a simple mistake.
by Anonymous | reply 294 | June 28, 2020 10:22 AM |
R294, go to reading comprehension classes, dimwit
by Anonymous | reply 295 | June 28, 2020 10:25 AM |
R269
Do you remember when Kendall Jenner explained to Ellen that she had NO IDEA why she had tattooed MEOW in black ink inside her mouth?
Ellen doesn't buy it.
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