Hi! My name's Barron, and my dad runs the world. Ask me anything!
Ever since I was born my mom's been telling me that my dad has been really busy lately, which is why I don't get to see him too much. But I've visited his workplace a bunch of times since he was elected. It's fun. Mostly I hang out with my Uncle Stephen when I'm there. He's not my real uncle, but he works for my dad and he told me he likes me. A lot. We get to do stuff together that I'm not supposed to tell anybody about (so don't ask about that! lol), but through him and my mom I've learned enough about dad that I can answer anybody's questions.
I'm open and ready, so come at me!
by Anonymous | reply 26 | September 11, 2020 5:50 PM
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F/f. Pick on someone your own size, OP.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | June 4, 2020 3:58 PM
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I can't! Everyone's normal size and I'm 8 feet tall!
by Anonymous | reply 2 | June 4, 2020 4:01 PM
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Do you count the money on the bedside table for mommy?
by Anonymous | reply 3 | June 4, 2020 5:03 PM
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r3 No, the Secret Service guys do that. When we moved from Manhattan, she told me "this town is goldmine full of tourists who'll pay through fahking nose for fun party time with First Lady, but once in a while there'll be deadbeat who thinks I give discounts. I need real muscle for that, not babyboy". Anyway she says that part's too rough for me to handle at my age and besides, I need to concentrate on school so I don't end up "big limpdick mark like daddy".
r4 Uncle Stephen always says he's my daddy when we're playing Adolph's New Pony. But I think he's joking when he does that.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | June 4, 2020 7:37 PM
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[quote] I'm open and ready, so come at me!
Do you, I mean, does your mom have rates? Weekend rates preferred.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | June 4, 2020 7:49 PM
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r6 Can you wait until I'm 18? We can talk then because that's when I'll start seriously looking at career choices.
Thanks for the offer!
by Anonymous | reply 7 | June 4, 2020 8:20 PM
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[quote] I'm open and ready, so come at me!
Barron, what are your rates? Sorry - ask your mom what “her” rates are. I’m especially interested in weekend rates. Thank you.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | June 4, 2020 8:22 PM
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r8 You'll have to talk to my dad. He told me He'll handle all my inquiries.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | September 10, 2020 11:17 PM
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Are you really on the autism spectrum like many have theorized?
by Anonymous | reply 10 | September 11, 2020 1:04 AM
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How painful is your retardation on a scale from one to ten?
Do you play The Sims? One of my cousins is autistic and she's really into The Sims.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | September 11, 2020 1:36 AM
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Which animal species do you prefer to torture?
by Anonymous | reply 12 | September 11, 2020 4:49 AM
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Go to bed dear. Rick will take you to Passages in the morning. Kim is drunk yet AGAIN, your sister Paris has forgotten to pay her storage unit fees AGAIN (along with getting her Valtrex refilled) & now fatass Kyle is calling bc she discovered Mauricio in bed with that trashy Kris Kardashian decorator Martyn Lawrence AND your aunties fave coca connection, Faye Resnick. UGH. Why can't you just marry a Rothschild like Nicholai did?
by Anonymous | reply 13 | September 11, 2020 5:26 AM
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Barron was so isolated as a child he spoke with a Slovenian accent like Melania.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | September 11, 2020 5:29 AM
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Hi! My name's Barron, and my dad ruins the world.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | September 11, 2020 5:42 AM
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Barron, what have they taught you at your special school and at home about Nazis? And has Uncle Stephen explained to you how he and Uncle Jared reconcile their admiration for Nazis with their Jewish heritage?
by Anonymous | reply 16 | September 11, 2020 9:40 AM
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Barron, has your mom ever shown you the catalog she was ordered out of? I’ve always wondered if she kept it as a souvenir.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | September 11, 2020 9:48 AM
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Are you familiar with the term "Show hole"?
by Anonymous | reply 18 | September 11, 2020 9:51 AM
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Barron, I’m sure you know that you have “the best genes.” That’s...one version of a world view. I’m guessing no one has mentioned the science called genetics to you. You might want to look that up, and particularly the unfortunate outcomes of parents breeding with their own children. This is called “incest,” and it appears to have had an adverse effect on your family. Please spend some time reading about it. No matter what people in your life tell you, it’s not a scam or a conspiracy theory; people have understood that incest is very dangerous for a long time now, and if you and Tiffany make a baby, it is going to come out like Frankenstein’s monster.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | September 11, 2020 9:56 AM
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Who's your favorite half sibling?
by Anonymous | reply 20 | September 11, 2020 10:05 AM
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How will you get rid of them all? Surely you have a plan. Does anyone take you to the gun range to practice? Boys like you need a hobby.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | September 11, 2020 10:20 AM
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Have you seen Game of Thrones? Your aunt is incestuous Cersei and you seem to be Tommen. Sorry, kid.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 22 | September 11, 2020 10:22 AM
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How often do you masturbate? What do you think of just before you cum?
by Anonymous | reply 23 | September 11, 2020 12:39 PM
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Masterbait?
Never heard of such a thing. What do you do when you masterbait?
by Anonymous | reply 24 | September 11, 2020 4:56 PM
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Barron if you are being held captive blink twice.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | September 11, 2020 5:48 PM
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