How many miles of dick have you sucked?

0 miles. im a xtian virgin

Do multiples suckings of one same dick count multiply? Or must they all be different dicks?

Reluctantly, I'll allow multiple suckings of the same dick, but separate dicks are more prestigious. OP

None. I’ve always been the type to lie back and let the man sip my mint julep.

R2 Glad to hear from the Roolz Committee. OP needs to be a bit more specific. What about those lucky guys that suck their own dick? Does that count in the mileage computation?

Sucking ones own dick does not count. No prize for you!

How far is the International Space Station?

R6 Ah shit. It's all I had.

That's a hard one. As it were.

I was never good with figures -- except my own.

[quote]I’ve always been the type to lie back and let the man sip my mint julep.

R4 That's what I call my clit!

[R7] LOL! (really)

Some dick-sucking background music...

By the separate dicks measure more than 1/4-mile, less than 1/2-mile.

About a mile.

The entire perimeter of LA in square miles.

This is a real question in math classes at The Citadel.

OP - your math is completely wrong.

5280 feet = 63,360 inches = 12,280 dicks per mile.

2,280 dicks per mile is a HUGE number of dicks to be a rounding error.

More clarification from the judges, if you go up and down the shaft repeatedly, would that not add extra miles to the total? If so, I have probably travelled to outer space and back with mileage.

fuck now I'm really confused

The most graphically sexual autism thread we've had yet.

R18 Beautiful technicality, great question. Yes, let's hear from the Rules Committee.

I have sucked 500 miles

And I will suck 500 more

Is there a difference between a white mile and a black mile?

And do nautical miles count?

[quote]Is there a difference between a white mile and a black mile?

Well, it's certain that Momma's mussy has seen a lot of Green Miles.

Lifetime total? I’m at about 10,000. So not even one mile, according to miss party pooper at R17.

Still, it’s something.

I'm competitive, so now I'm obligated to buy Cherry Chapstick by the case. Thanks, OP!

A census taker tried to test me, so I ate his... OK, whatever, so I sucked his dick! Don’t get all bent out of shape, Clarice!

I’ve sucked at least a tenth of a mile of dick, and have been penetrated anally at least a twentieth of a mile.

Sucking dick should be an Olympic event.

R30, it isn’t already?

I could medal in that.

I knew I should have carried a tape measure with me.

I just followed the yellow brick road.

[quote]Sucking dick should be an Olympic event.

[quote][R30], it isn’t already?

It's in both Winter and Summer Olympics. In Winter, it's called Ice Skating and Summer it's called Men's Gymnastics.

I do not know mile but I get dollar for every penes I lick. I have 1000 dollar.

For your penance, say 942,783 Hail Mary's, Melania

I have sucked 100 miles and I'll suck 100 more. (Name that tune)

I'll never tell!

Too late, R38. See R22 above.

One tenth of a mile

If you miss the train I'm on, you will know that I am gone.

You can hear my lippers blow 500 miles.....

But I would sucks 500 dicks

And I would walk 500 more

Just to be the man who sucks a thousand dicks

To fall down at your door

Let me carry on R22’s karaoke...

... just to be the man who’s sucked one thousand miles and feel you knocking at my back door!

Not enough, OP. Not enough.

I've sucked enough dicks

To travel Route 66

Suck your diiicks

On Route 66!

I measure my dick sucking by the gallon.

Probably two miles worth. I was very active in the 1970s.....

This is a gay-bashing thread, from some homophobe doxxing the gays for a cheap laugh.

Follow R48’s lead. Instead of thinking of dicks as a linear measurement. What’s the volume of a dick?

If we approximate it, generously, as a cylinder, the volume is pi * r^2 * h. Assume a 6” dick is 1.5” thick (crosswise) That would mean the radius is .75”. This results in a dick volume of 10.6 cubic inches.

1 Fl oz is 1.8 cubic inches, so this average/benchmark dick is 5.9 Fl oz.

So how many ducks’ worth of vodka have all you cocksuckers downed?

How many miles per gallon?

Let Nancy tell ‘ya!

I’m married but I’ve gotten pruny on my husband’s. Sure feels like more than a mile! Geezus

Miles O'Keeffe

R55 Hey, Tom, Your link connected to nothing.

Here's the lovely Miles!

I book dick by the yard.

How about for tops? How many miles have you tunneled? Deeply.

My throat is hungry, dark and deep

So I've got Grindr dates to keep

And miles of dick to suck before I sleep.

I'm a suck machine!

Oh, a yard. Maybe two.

Isn't this metric biased against serial suckers of small dicks?

I sucked a mile for a Camel.

And then I sucked it, too.

Before you judge a man.

Suck a mile of his dicks.

470.63 yards.

I only measure in light years.

Cause you know I’d suck a thousand miles if I could just see you tonight

I was VERY prodigious in my prime. I don't think in "miles". I think in "light years".

Give him an inch, he'll take a mile.

Hmmm, I suddenly have a yen for button mushrooms.