Chicago woman loots a mattress!

A sister has to get her beauty rest too. Maybe she was gonna burn it!

Thanks, OP!

We love Mattressa!

Well these stores are always saying “try before you buy!”

Maybe that’s what she’s doing. Who are we to judge?

[quote]We love Mattressa!

Not ghetto enough.

I vote for "Mattreshiqua."

She doesn’t seem to get too far with it. Should this be labelled an attempted looting?

No, scroll down in the Twitter thread, she got it on her car.

That hair flip! She’s waiting for her ride r6.

Thanks, R7 and R8.

Has she been traced? Dirty looting bugger!

[quote] Dirty looting bugger!

If she wasn’t bugged before she will be now!

She's certainly roomy through the hips

Smart woman if you’re going to loot something go after the big ticket essentials

She's a great big fat person

Maybe she was planning on saving someone. Like Flanders.

The last words on the first video are, ahem... “a heavy load.”

Mattreshiqua (with a nod to r5) sure was determined.

Memories.

She looks like that NYC pizza rat of a couple of years ago—the one that was schlepping a whole slice of pizza on some subway station stairs. I just hope they arrest her sorry fat ass. She's no better than the pizza rat.

Sorry, the DL icon of the riots is cheesecake girl.

YES PIZZA RAT! You can't help but admire the industriousness of both.

I love this woman and am rooting for her!

I wonder how long she had her eye on that new mattress before fate presented her a Golden opportunity..?

[quote]I wonder how long she had her eye on that new mattress before fate presented her a Golden opportunity..?

Probably about 5 seconds. Her type isn't intellectually gifted enough to plan for anything.

She was gifted enough to get two mattresses on the roof of her car!

SHE IS MY QUEEN,

Omg r25 that is incredible!!

Thanks OP. This is the first time I’ve laughed in days.

I am actually anti looting but damned if I don't have a little bit of respect and understanding for that woman looting a big ticket, sensible item that will last for years rather than a pair of sneakers or candy

I don’t condone what she did in the least, but her persistence and simultaneous non-chalance make this a fascinating bit of social voyeurism.

I wonder if she was a beaver in a previous life.

[quote] SHE IS MY QUEEN,

From the looks of the size, so is the mattress.

Will she come back for pillow shams?

Is she looking around for her Uber at the end of the video?

Awwwww it’s Justin Beaver @R30!

Stealing is wrong but this is an Instant DL classic

So is this actually a white woman or is she being paid by the proud boys to throw suspicion off the white supremacists that the more unhinged dataloungers have ASSURED us are the ONLY people looting and rioting!. Damn that devious alt-right!

When she got home her husband asked her why she didn’t bring a dishwasher. She responded:

[quote] Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon; we have the mattress!

I have to go into Center City Philly tomorrow. Maybe I'll "pick up" a mattress somewhere. One thing, though: will it fit through the turnstiles at Jefferson Station?

R36 that isn’t a white woman.

She had help to get the mattress and the box spring on. Everyone is super casual. For some reason, DL is preventing me from linking it, so here it is with spacing:

https: //www. facebook. com /watch/?v=637405407117873

Extreme close-up.

This guy was caught on camera stealing a Bible today.

^^^ The Gideons; I don't want to think about from where.

[quote]Chicago woman loots a mattress

Italian monster shoots a lobster

mobster^^^

Bedlam in Chicago!

Trumpism is a blight that the United States may not survive.

Mattrice Jackson has asSERTAed her boundries.

But why is it OK when white women do it?

She's wearing a mask to go looting! And looting something that will add to her quality of life for years!

She is THE most sensible looter of the modern age.

I am glad she is wearing a COVId-19 mask throughout.

It reminded me of the NYC subway pizza rat video.

Hope she tied them down...

Has anyone mentioned how much she reminds you of Pizza Rat? 🍕🐀

I bet she's already got a good hard fuck on her super lovely mattress

[quote]I bet she's already got a good hard fuck on her super lovely mattress

By the Pizza Rat.

Oh yeah baby fuck me on that stolen mattress!

Who is she?

I thought about her last night as I snuggled up in bed with my dog. I LOVE my bed and my mattress and my bedding. I hope her new bed is super comfortable and she had a good night's sleep. if her name comes out I am sending her new bedding.

Chances are it was a floor model tried out by countless bodies. no great loss for the store. Maybe a bit of profit from the insurance since it's likely depreciated in value.

A floor model wouldn't have been wrapped in plastic, you freaking dumbass.

She was smart enough to not take a floor model. I applaud her intelligence in looting. Go big or go home.

Now that’s a sensible looter. Hope she enjoys her new bed! I hope she managed to get some Egyptian cotton sheets to go with it.

I hope she gets bedbugs and herpes from it. Sorry, I can't condone looting under any circumstances.

Old mattresses are whack!

I want to see her big jiggly titties

I want Gabourey Sidibe to play her in the Lifetime movie.

No race comment involved and I'm seeing plenty of whites acting out here in St. Louis this week, but she does remind me of the rat with the pizza pic.

She is le maitress of the mattress.

When I watched her looting the mattress I had the song Break My Stride by Matthew Wilder in my head. Watching the videos of her looting with this song playing make it all the more enjoyable.

She's a thug but I like her based on the hair toss. She's probably fun but watch for a shiv if you serve yourself a heavy pour of her Rémy Martin.

[quote] I hope she managed to get some Egyptian cotton sheets to go with it.

Dammit.

Bless your heart, r39.

Just, bless it.

[quote] will it fit through the turnstiles at Jefferson Station?

It’s all about the angles.

[quote]will it fit through the turnstiles at Jefferson Station?

The mattress might, the looter I'm not so sure.

[quote]I want Gabourey Sidibe to play her in the Lifetime movie.

"Not Without My Mattress!"

"Princessa 'n tha Pee"

Any footage of Mattrice driving away with her loot?

Justice

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She's a thief, deserved to be shot.

That store should hire her as their spokesperson.

!!OUR PRICES ARE SO LOW YOU WON'T NEED TO LOOT!!

Tell them Mattrice Jackson sent you.

Lmao. This beats the lady who took a whole cheesecake from the Cheesecake Factory.

Apparently all those looted demo iphones are disabled:

They should not disable them. They should track them long enough and stealthy enough to catch the stupid fucking thieves.

[quote] That store should hire her as their spokesperson.

R82, that was not only funny, but it's actually not a bad idea. It could be good PR for them and they could show how great their mattresses are -- that someone was wiling to risk jail for one.

[quote]The mattress might, the looter I'm not so sure.

GURRRL! LOLOL

Seriously, did the car's license plate show up on the rest of the video?

I bet she's farting into it as I type

It's already covered with the stains of a thousand looted Cheetos.