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5GBioShield “normalized my energy”

Believers of 5G conspiracy theories have apparently been buying a $350 anti-5G USB key that—not surprisingly—appears to just be a regular USB stick with only 128MB of storage.

The first comment on the article is DL worthy:

"There is no way I'm buying this thing until I hear what Gwyneth Paltrow's opinion is on this..."

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by Anonymousreply 4May 29, 2020 5:48 AM

There's a sucker born every minute.

Imagine being stupid enough to actually believe this shit

by Anonymousreply 1May 29, 2020 3:55 AM

I just wish I were cynical enough to sell this kind of shit to these idiots.

by Anonymousreply 2May 29, 2020 4:52 AM

Apparently r1 missed the last presidential election. People bought something a lot stupider than this.

by Anonymousreply 3May 29, 2020 5:08 AM

"quantum holographic catalyzer technology"

by Anonymousreply 4May 29, 2020 5:48 AM
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