I think we should pitch in to buy him a shade of foundation that matches his skin tone
Trump's birthday is in a couple weeks - what should we get him?
by Anonymous | reply 49 | May 30, 2020 6:38 AM |
A bottle of Clorox Bleach.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 28, 2020 10:09 PM |
A bowel movement.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 28, 2020 10:13 PM |
A deadly overdose of hydroxychloroquine.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 28, 2020 10:30 PM |
A cyanide tablet?
by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 28, 2020 10:33 PM |
A visit from Tiffany and Baron
by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 28, 2020 10:33 PM |
No. I was wrong. Make that two cyanide tablets.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 28, 2020 10:34 PM |
Hello! Is First Melania. Please sign my Donald's card for Birth day.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 28, 2020 10:34 PM |
A motorcade through Dallas.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 28, 2020 10:36 PM |
What date? There’s a meme going around for June 6 something to mail him postcards but don’t know what for.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 28, 2020 10:38 PM |
I love to ship boxes of cow flop.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 28, 2020 10:55 PM |
Nothing. Nothing at all. Not even a card.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 28, 2020 11:11 PM |
If you sent him a box full of instant empathy, he'd kill himself, I bet.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 28, 2020 11:29 PM |
We could all chip in and buy him a heart. Or a brain.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 28, 2020 11:57 PM |
A mask ... and matching strait jacket.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 29, 2020 12:03 AM |
This one, r15?
by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 29, 2020 12:05 AM |
Which public figure shares Orange It's birthday? We should make a huge, nationwide display of heaping accolades and birthday greetings upon that person alone on his/her special day while ignoring APOTUS.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | May 29, 2020 12:09 AM |
R17 Perfect! He'd never tolerate the competition. Trump has sarcastically commented many times on Dr. Fauci's popularity overshadowing his own.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | May 29, 2020 12:16 AM |
Let’s all send stool samples to the White House
by Anonymous | reply 19 | May 29, 2020 12:19 AM |
I remember there was an incident - as president - when he had to be reminded that it was Melania's birthday. One of his staff people quickly gave him a birthday card for her which he then proudly showed off to the press in an attempt to prove that he hadn't forgotten her birthday. But he addressed it to "Melanie" or some other misspelling of her name.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | May 29, 2020 12:21 AM |
I want to know what Ivanka gives him...
by Anonymous | reply 21 | May 29, 2020 12:22 AM |
Ivanka lets him have her for a wife for the whole day.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | May 29, 2020 12:49 AM |
^Eww. But, you could be right.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | May 29, 2020 12:51 AM |
R19 Buy a brown padded envelope from the Dollar Tree, address it to DJT at the WH, take a dump in it, seal it, add $1.00 postage, and mail it. Beautiful!!
by Anonymous | reply 24 | May 29, 2020 1:03 AM |
Ivanka Pees on the mattress is the Lincoln Bedroom for him and then they engage in anal
by Anonymous | reply 25 | May 29, 2020 1:04 AM |
[quote]Ivanka lets him have her for a wife for the whole day.
R22 Trump ignores his wives. No, Ivanka will have to provide special favors - you know the ones I mean.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | May 29, 2020 1:08 AM |
"It's not incest if I fuck you up the ass."
by Anonymous | reply 27 | May 29, 2020 1:08 AM |
I’m getting him a Kim Kardashian girdle.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | May 29, 2020 1:10 AM |
I want to know what Mz Lindsey and Big Bill Barr will be giving him besides their undying loyalty. You know that's not enough for Strumpf.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | May 29, 2020 1:57 AM |
A simple pine box. Triple wide.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | May 29, 2020 3:12 AM |
Preparation H for his anus-mouth.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | May 29, 2020 3:14 AM |
r29, why get him something he already has?
by Anonymous | reply 33 | May 29, 2020 3:31 AM |
Kerosene and a match.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | May 29, 2020 3:34 AM |
An Obama face mask
by Anonymous | reply 35 | May 29, 2020 4:16 AM |
A banana peel for him to slip on. Think of the videos!
by Anonymous | reply 36 | May 29, 2020 4:22 AM |
Some FB groups are planning to flood his Twitter feed with pictures of Obama on his birthday.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | May 29, 2020 4:27 AM |
A replica of the USS John McCain
by Anonymous | reply 38 | May 29, 2020 4:39 AM |
“What about this one?” “The donnatella collection.”
by Anonymous | reply 39 | May 29, 2020 4:48 AM |
Something for the man who has everything. I'm sure Melanoma will gladly fit it on him just right.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | May 29, 2020 2:45 PM |
Will Melania actually let him have sex with her on his birthday? Or will they continue to occupy separate bedrooms?
by Anonymous | reply 42 | May 29, 2020 4:49 PM |
A nice cemetery plot in Russia.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | May 30, 2020 12:34 AM |
A roiling GREASE FIRE HOT TUB FROM HELL!!!
by Anonymous | reply 44 | May 30, 2020 12:44 AM |
A lifetime prescription to Pravda.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | May 30, 2020 2:03 AM |
A great big heart attack for fat people
by Anonymous | reply 46 | May 30, 2020 2:07 AM |
I wish we could send him shit but it would not be allowed. Maybe something he would like...with virus all over it? That would be nice.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | May 30, 2020 5:37 AM |
A stroke would be nice.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | May 30, 2020 6:09 AM |
Three cyanide tablets?
He can always share with Don Jr. and Eric...
by Anonymous | reply 49 | May 30, 2020 6:38 AM |