Trump has the Coronavirus, I hear.

God, I wish he did.

Oh, lord, please, please, please, do this for me. I promise I'll be a good boy, really I will.

One can only hope

People are talking about it more and more.

'All sorts of people are saying it,' hmm? 'Very fine people'? ;)

Trump should be isolated and Pence should take over until a panel of three doctors supervise his testing and reveals the results publicly. Until then, if he won’t cooperate, perhaps a Democratic Governor could put him under protective custody as a public health action, until this matter is resolved.

There are too many questions!!!

Let's Be Trump's Final tweet before he is put on a ventilator.

WE are not that lucky!

What have we got to lose? I think the risk to the public is too great. He should be constrained in the Whitehouse TV room until the results come back.

Tweet, people, tweet!

If he does have it, he probably spread it to tons of people within his orbit, seeing as he wears no mask. I bet he coughs without covering his mouth too.

If he dies of it, the rabid right wingers will never let it go He will he made a martyr and the idiots will say the liberals did it.

[quote] the rabid right wingers will never let it go

Who cares what those idiots think? I know I don't!

When Trump dies, his devotees will expect him to return in three days. When he doesn't, they'll just say "I prefer saviors who don't rise from the dead."

R10, yes, and Trump farts with impunity, too. You’ll recall that Trump does that cringeworthy childish thing when he shakes hand with others, to throw them off balance. He’s not going to suppress a fart when it could establish his hegemony over others.

If he does he’ll hide it and not treat himself and may therefore get very very bigly sick, a very sick man, very. That would be tremendous! Fabulous!

Well at least he doesn’t have COVID, OP.

All of then, R16. He has all of them. I’ve heard.

If he has it it must be a mild case because his fat ass was out and about on Monday. More WH gossip probably spread by the WH to fill up social sphere away from COVID deaths.

Hopefully he will go all the fucking way and die drowning in his bodily fluids...and let it be long and drawn out.

That man will never die. Ever. He sold his soul from birth.

It’s interesting to see someone like Trump who brings to life the old story of the man who sold his soul to the devil. With Trump, there’s no other explanation.

I doubt it. That would be top secret

Unfortunately, the stock market would crash if that fat fuck had corona. The economy is bad enough; we don't need the market crashing.

R23 I disagree. I think it would soar.

How can these "People" tell, OP?

[quote]If he dies of it, the rabid right wingers will never let it go He will he made a martyr and the idiots will say the liberals did it.

Let's try to accentuate the positive. Who the fuck cares what deplorables will say.

Coincidentally, people are saying that Ivanka was born intersex. Donald and Ivana had the choice how to raise them, and Donald said “a girl” because he loves the whole chicks with dicks scene. Ivanka has had all kinds of feminizing surgery and takes hormones. All of her children with Jared are from surrogates. I’m not sure, but people are saying.

OP, you rascal.

Umm, he DID say he had it. Just today. Do you believe him? I don't.

R29. Unfortunately, Trump did not say he has/had COVID. He was responding to a question from an Indian reporter while in the Oval Office. Trump mentioned that he was "just in India," meaning, "recently" in India. When he said he "just beat COVID," I believe he was implying that he visited India and got out just before COVID became a problem and started spreading.

You just have to watch the video in R29 for a few seconds, and you can understand what the orange fat fuck is talking about.

Oh, ok, r30. Yeah, I only listened to him say he just beat Covid and turned it off. I can't stand listening to him longer than I have to. Still, this is the fucking President of the United States disparaging his own people to a foreigner. Yet another treasonous act, however minor this time, that will just go out into the ether. Clinton and Obama would have never been able to get away with that much.

R30 is correct. But I’m still reading that he has it. Why won’t the White House address the rumours?

Maybe not Covid-19, but the tertiary syphilis is becoming more apparent daily as it eats away at what is left of his brain.

[quote] Clinton and Obama would have never been able to get away with that much.

Because they wouldn’t consider doing it in the first place.

People are saying that he’s had the coronavirus for weeks now, and he’s only propped up by heavy doses of an IV drip of orange gatorade.

He hides the IV bag under his third stomach fold, and that’s straight from the mouths of big people, important people.

Wait. How’s the IV bag going to drip when placed so low under his folds?

It would be poetic justice and the perfect end to this long national nightmare.

I doubt the President could have it any this messy white house keep it a secrete.

Oh, he only hides it under there when on camera, r36.

When off camera, Mike Pence holds it up over the President’s head for hours at a time.

Now that’s loyalty.

[quote] He hides the IV bag under his third stomach fold, and that’s straight from the mouths of big people, important people.

See this is how bullshit rumors get started and spread like wildfire. You know damn well that’s not true.

And we all know it’s not true cause I heard it’s under his second chin. It’s implanted. Big people, nice people, told me that.

But it’s not a secret r38. That’s why all the people are talking, that’s why all the rumors.

Oh please Baby Jesus in the Manger, save the greatest president in the history of the United States of America.

I saw him cough.

I don’t wanna be a starrrrr babyyyy....

That krokodiloquine he supposedly uses has been proven to damage organs, and I doubt if he knows the health of his individual organs. Liver? Kidneys? He's a 74-yr. old man.

I thought it was just used as a last resort on hopeless cases on ventilators?

Yes, I heard that one’s a spare, r40.

krokodiloquine...I just snorted Coke Zero through my nose.

He never took it, r44.

Correct, r47. They say he won’t live to see August.

I wish! May he die a wretched horrible death on a ventilator!

Where did you hear?

R50 People are saying.

Lots of people, R50! A lot more than this morning, that’s for sure!

If Trump died my bet is that Don Jr will convince the MAGAT’s that his dad’s spirit traded places with his right before death.

And they will buy it.

Exactly, r50. Even more, soon.

They say that Pence is getting a vast debriefing of everything he needs to know, right now, to take over immediately, or most certainly by August.

I wish it were true, but not a single source verifies!

They think the leaker is Jim Jordan. He must be so sad, he can’t help it.

My money’s on Ivanka, r56. They say she’s heartbroken and she wants him to step down. Just to have a little more time, together. The horror she must be going through.

Poor Barron.

She just doesn’t want to wear a dental dam r57

Sigh, I wish this thread wasn't in jest

The Atlantic is running an article. Or maybe it was the Guardian. Somebody is writing something about this, that’s for sure.

Just got this:

Ivanka demanded a switch from Orange Gatorade to Green, the color of money. If that doesn’t revive him...

Sadly, even if he has it, it probably won’t kill him.

Choo pimple argh turble. Turble.

But Choo tink net may big true? I no seem him.

I gets munny?

Fer Barrhon, I means.

Oh boo hoo hoo. Boo hoo. My dear hussbinned.

How much you tink?

r54 we heard these same stories non-stop up to the release of the Mueller notes. I'm not blaming you, but this is that cry wolf distraction stuff that we had to swallow for 2 years. I'm no longer buying it. Trump will leave when Biden kicks his butt in November.

r54 why August? What a random time, is that the RNC convention month?

The only thing that would crush Trump is if a picture of his tiny disgusting penis went viral. Any body have one? Or could make one up. It doesn't even have to be his, but just believable enough to outrage him. What's her name basically painted a picture of it for us.

R66, you really need to keep up. Events are occurring faster than we can account for, not your fault, but there is a presidency at stake. Get your friends to help decode the latest message from inside the ranks, then share it with us immediately.

MESSAGE:

ShallowStateRealDeal08141946/12301981/07141790US/

Thanks for your help, r65 and r66, hurry, Heinz. Hurry.

“I heard, they say, that Ivanka will “see to it” that neither of her brothers will seek election.

Powerful insiders identify the tapes are from the latest, secret family gathering at Camp David.”

Present at the meeting were POTUS, his children Don Jr., Eric and Ivanka (far off, muffled noises such as wailing and whimpering were not immediately known to be those of Tiffany Trump.”

[quote] —Melanomia

Melania is one tough harlot. She's developed immunity against COVID and a number of other diseases due to constant exposure to her revolving door of johns.