OK, so...you have to pic one of these for an hour and a half of no strings attached sex.

No. 1 for the win! His tats are the least offensive and he's handsome enough. They're all so overwrought in their masc posturing it appears appears though. Must be hairstylist assistants or something.

Hi. I’m glad you’re not the postimg troll.

Frankly I wouldn’t select any of them mainly because of the tattoos and facial hair. However, if I had to select one it would be the second from right as he looks the most civilized.

I'm torn between 1 and 4 but I'm going to choose 1 but neither would get kicked out of my bed!

number 3 - black shirt, gray pants.

All of them are literally bursting out of their pants. They look ridiculous. Especially 2nd from the left. I get the skinny pants look but all of their pants are at least 2 sizes too small. And white shirt guy looks like he buttoned his shirt wrong.

Can't get past the hideous tattoos....yuck!

However, if there was a gun pointed to my head and I had to pick, I guess I would be forced to pick the tallest guy with the, ewwwwww, neck tats.

They're all gross, OP, but I guess I'd pick #1 or #3 if I had to.

They all look interchangeable to me. Just pick a random one and call it a night.

Their complete body tattoos are hideous. If gun put to my head, #4

I agree with R1.

None. Of. Them. Those hideous tats make them all look like trash. Not that fucking trash can't be hot, but not tatted trash. Hard pass times 4.

They all look a bit Vegas/douchey, but #3 looks handsome and in my experience would be the one most likely to be packing nicely, so him.

[quote]you have to pic

Oh, dear.

Would these four guys ejaculate blue ink?

So many posts here I agree with. But I guess R1, R2, R4, R6, R9 and R11 sum up my opinion pretty well.

I wouldn't mind an occasional thread from posters who are NOT the postimg troll sharing photos of actually handsome dudes to pick.

That troll was just so relentless. And his ______ lines because he couldn't figure out how to post with no text. Ugh.

Who do men think this look is even remotely attractive?

I can appreciate some ink, but there's a point where one looks like a human petri dish.....

1 & 4 looks like they might possibly Top.

As a bottom, relevant to me.

4 looks like he may possibly have the smaller purse fall out of his mouth.

4 the win.

2 I would fuck the living hell out of him, then do it again for the fun of it.

Yes 1 is sexy. 4 looks like he’d be a fun fuck, but in reality he’d be an insufferably lazy one.

2 looks the most eager to take a tongue and cock up his ass. He would enjoy the hell out of the experience, but cry after.

I pick 2.

#3... barely.

"4 looks like he’d be a fun fuck, but in reality he’d be an insufferably lazy one."

In reality, R19?

What is this - the 4 finalists of American's Next Top Guido?

Actually, I take that back. These guys are Brits. Americans don't wear their clothes like that. (Besides, I think I recognize the grey pants from a UK shop).

OP - these are Brits, right?

And #3.

Blue Pants in a skin-tight contest with Lightest Pants.

Hideous tats, hideous clothes, hideous hair.

Don't you have other guys you'd have to put a gun to our heads for us to fuck, OP?

These are definitely Brits, r22. The muscular guys all dress like ASOS models.

#4 probably.

I’d marry #4, fuck #2, and kill #1.

If they're Brits, I'll have to pick the Jewish one. You know why.

I'd rather try something with a girl.

I don’t do tattoo.

Do I have to? None of them do it for me, like others here you are going to have to put a gun to my head. And remember to put a shot into the ceiling first to prove that fucker is loaded. Given that, I guess whichever ones got the least tatoos

#1, 3 and 4 all skip leg day and they look ridiculous in pants that accentuate their chicken legs. And that's even before getting into the equally ridiculous tattoos.

#2 looks like an insatiable, bossy bottom boy, so I guess my answer is none of the above.

We did tight jeans so much better in the 1980s.

I’d take 2 He’d be naked so i wouldn’t have to deal with the bad clothes, I’d put him in the shower so his hair wouldn’t be stiff. Then I’d eat that hole until he begs for my cock. Does he speak English ?

People think he IS English, R33.

No. 2 tucked his polo into his sweatpants! I mean, honestly!!

I believe those may be drawstring capris R35. Clam diggers? And the top button gives him a bit of a Rain man look.

#1 looks a little long in the tooth compared to the others, but still desperately trying to be a bro-ham.

3 or 4

Which one is you, OP?

I'd say number two if it weren't, in no particular order, for the sleeve, the beard, the "is that a toupee or is your barbershop still closed?" haircut, the high-buttoned collar treatment, and those pants. I'm sure he's a fine young man with a great personality and a heart of gold but someone has to talk to him about his grooming and style choices before it's too late and he locks into that look for decades. That would be tragic.

I'd still fuck him but doubt I'd be back for a second go unless he has some hidden talents I'm not appreciating from the photo.

Is the Douchebag Convention in town?

The first one.

Four unpleasant looking men with terrible tattoos and pants that they stole from their younger brothers.

Why not all of the mans? Four mans on one lady is called Ljubljana Bang Bang.

Whomever can help with house hold chores since none are attractive.

Some of your need to look closer, disturbing as the pic can be. They don’t just have sleeve tattoos. There are neck tattoos and chest tattoos peeking out of the shirt. For those of you eager to rim their holes, I would not assume the taint is ink free or the hole doesn’t have a pirate themed-tattoo bordering the asshole lips.

#1 is wearing a hairpiece, so I’ll go with #3.

Nein. No thanks. No bueno. Ratty tattoos, skinny jeans and fake tan. I’ve still got a modicum of self-respect. Ask me in 2021.

Picture it...One Direction, London 2040.

I’m guessing they would just be interested in fucking each other after getting pissed drunk and complaining about their wives/girlfriends. A douchey bro sometimes needs the understanding of another tatted bro

R48 more like a reunion of Blue — last year.

ALL four of them-TACKY.

They all look exactly the same. Who cares.

The one on the far right at least balances out his skinny jeans with an oversized top. Wearing skinny jeans and a tight top together makes it look like your clothes shrunk in the dryer.

3. He could fuck me on my grandmothers bed

I'm betting these douche bros are all straight too.

#2 - least amount of tats, pocket-gay muscle body and a face that could pass for ugly-hot in dim lighting. #4 is objectively better looking, but more off-putting.

Looks like they'd rather have sex with each other.

Christ, they look like they're dressed out of an old International Male catalog.

From the looks of things, R55, I doubt that.

I’ll take whichever one has the biggest dick and the cleanest hole.

I'll pick #2 because he looks like a saucy bottom!

#2 looks like the kind of guy to act all tough until you get your dick in him and he becomes a whimpering mess who needs to be kissed constantly and to see your eyes. Or the kind of top who's legs go up the second you put a tongue in his ass.

Too many tats and I don't like facial hair. If I HAD to choose, it would be #2. He looks like a beautiful bottom, easy to dominate and play with.

I choose #4. I love a naked man wearing glasses. I'd be sure #4 would be naked in no time.

Grown men wearing skinny jeans? Hard pass.

#3, I guess. But it’s not something I’d really look forward to.

Seriously. They have to be straight. What gay guys do you know that look like this?

Number 3, I guess. He has the best face.

Gonna be hilarious to see these ladies in 10 years.

Girls who wear tight slacks. Hysterectomy pants, I call them.

They're all related and Mom put their clothes in the dryer on high

Girly looking, no thanks.

"we'll number them # 1 from left to right # 4."

Wait. Is that your left and right or my left and right?

They look like a Czechoslovakian boy band who are trying to relive the glory days when their big single, "Cant Get Over U" almost made the Billboard Top 200 Dance Club Singles chart.

Number 2 , he appears to be the "bottom" inthe group needing a father figure .

They're all bottoms you can have your way with any of them.

[quote]Wait. Is that your left and right or my left and right?

Who is you? How is your right and left different from everybody else's?

No. 2 because I have a crustacean fetish of shrimp-like top heavy men in clam-diggers.

#2, short muscle bottom!

I've been googling ALBA restaurant - the sign behind them, and getting into a muddle. I think it may be in England somewhere and possibly Ireland.

100 datalounge dollars to whoever can locate this photo.

I pick E.

[quote]I pick E. —R72

I'll pick P for pain for you.

"I voted for #1"

How do people like these four guys find each other that they hang out in packs?

Hagsville!

None, all have tatts .... Ugh!

Sorry, they're all too queeny

They're all dressed in different versions of the same outfit.

#1. He's the only one civilized enough to wear socks, ergo he probably keeps his bum clean.

I hope they are all avid cocksuckers, because the amount of time it would take to peep those painted on pants off of them would be a deal breaker. And looking at those hideous tats already make long term maintenance of a hardon tenuous.

^peel off not peep off the pants

These clowns are walking cliches. They've managed to combine every douchey element of hipster doofuserism into one atrocious, huge mess.

R91 babe that look is so far from hipster chic. It’s tacky The Only Way Is Essex look.

How is it that they haven’t yet been called FTM’s by the FTM Trolls?!

I’m a lesbian so take this with a grain of salt...but I strongly suspect that #2 is a bottom.

None of them. They look like buffoons with their giant arms and skinny-jean-clad legs.

[quote]How do people like these four guys find each other that they hang out in packs?

Birds of a feather.

If one of them happens to be an Aquarius, then I'll go with that one because there's a high chance that the sex will be amazing.

I'm not feeling any of their looks or style, though

Is that Britney tattooed on the arm of the guy on the far right?

[quote] Whomever can help with house hold chores since none are attractive.

Hopefully you will choose WHO can help you with grammar.

You really think one of them will be of help, R99? Which one?

I think I saw them perform Forever Plaid on the Jersey Shore a summer back...

Definitely #2. He looks like an eager bottom.

Why would you need an hour and a half? 15 minutes is plenty.

They look like so much effort, in every way.

R79 They are standing outside All Bar One in Birmingham, England.

On closer inspection of his face, I'd take #4, if I have to take one of them.

They are at the bottomless brunch.

Here is the outside, without our four musketeers.

None of the above. Tragic tattoos are boner killers.

They all look like circus clowns. Absolute douchebags. The sad thing is that they obviously look in the mirror that day and said "oh yeah, I look good in this ridiculous getup". I picture all of them spraying copious amounts of cologne on their genitals every morning.

The Birmingham douche accent starts at 1:50 in the clip.

R106 How can they claim it's bottomless if those four are there?

I see from the menu that only the drinks are bottomless: is that normal for such events?

"3. Your drink will be replaced once it has been finished." Given the abuse that passes for service in some eateries in the UK, I can well imagine that no one on the staff will be monitoring your drink so that it is replaced when it is finished. So much for bottomless.

4 -But damn those tats are ugly!

#4 But all of them have a horrific case of 'Tryhard'.

Anyone know their Instagram accounts?

It may be easier to discover their OnlyFans accounts

I would pic number 3.....I bet the sex would be epick!!

[quote] I bet the sex would be epick!!

Yeah, from the looks of that mook he'd probably pick through your valuables after he'd slipped you a mickey.

Yecch

None of them are my cuppa, but if I had to pick I'd go with #2

OP really has posed us all with a dilemma. None of them is attractive. As I have to, #4.

Yeah gun to head with tacky tattoos and over tight clothing in view. Shudder

3 and 4 have nicest dicks.

I can smell Drakkar Noir wafting off the photo OP posted.

How does #2 stay upright on those tiny hooves?

I’d line all four of them up and fuck all four of them but I would come in the fourth one

[quote]3040 views

Are you kidding me? LOL.

#4.

But I also like R126's plan. I second that.

SO the fourth one is the cumdump in R126's and R128's plans. He grows a bit in my estimation.

Bachelor #2, the dumb looking oaf in the too-tight beige shirt and the jeans cut to look like Capri pants. Terrible clothes but I bet he looks hot naked. But it wouldn't take the allotted hour and a half. Probably 20 minutes at most.

Good looking guys...too many tattoos. But the clothes are ridiculous!! stilll..i like the short and compact no 2.

OP is does seem that #2 most consistently comes out on top.

So to speak.

Yes, R132, interesting.

I chose #2, but I'd need to see him out of clothes to make sure he doesn't have too many tattoos. I'm not Chewy McNip, but Id give those nipples a good workout (and his hole).

They are all gross but if I had to pick it would be #4

[quote]but Id give those nipples a good workout (and his hole).

Hawt.

Bumping for this update.

No, they aint got any better looking.

How has no one here picked up that one of them is called Humpage!?!!

Insert childish joke/snigger here

They're all Eurotrash. But if I HAD to pick one, or else I'd die or have to eat shit or something, I'd go with 1.

Absolutely no self-awareness. From R137, they all think they're shit on a stick.

What does "working in manufacturing" mean? They have a job in factory?

OP, I like my men to be prettier, but thanks

None. I'm allergic to ink.

The tattoos are unforgivable, as is their fashion sense. Two of them have open IG accounts (2 who I think works in plumbing and 4 who has a tattoo shop). Both look better with their shirts off; will post pics below. I now think I like 2 better after seeing him without the x-small polo.

Brit bro 2 without shirt

Brit bro 4. Some friend of his posted a comment to the original pic of the boys that this guy doesn’t wear glasses and was sporting nonprescription glasses, the ultimate doofus accessory to try to appear smart.

I'm chastened. The glasses "look" was what made me choose Number 4 when someone put a gun to my head.

R147 DAAAAAAAYUUUUM #4 !!!..... Fuck me neckit !

I had chosen #2; nice to see I was right - he’s a built, blokey pocket-gay.

Number 2 would be hot if I could put a bag over his face.

#3, only because the others' haircuts are tragic.

Too many muscles, too much ink. I'm with R143, I want pretty, not big and strong

Maybe I'd go with 2 at a pinch. Pretty sure all four are straight though

Why didn't you bitches tell me the circus was in town!

Oh guys, they're chavs. You just know they have skid marks in their underwear, stinky cheesy foreskins, and they thrown cheap cologne in their crotch to be suave.