A Mixed-Orientation Marriage?

Sad

In simpler times we called it having a roommate...

Libertarians are all degranged

His fake wife looks like his sister.

Perhaps it is his sister.

Does the wife let him suck on her strap on when she wears it?

He's also a pro life who rages against all the baby murdering

Yeah I want to know how frequently he eats out her pussy or closes his eyes fantasizing about guys while she is using a dildo in him. And he’s libertarian, which translates as selfish fuck

Wait? Are they both bi?

What's in this for her? Why did she agree to it? Can't she live on her own? Can't he? I'm confused.

Did she clone his willy and use it on herself?

Proves fish aren’t in it for the sex, just the $$$.

Sounds like bliss to me.

He isn't lying to anyone, so as strange as it is to me, it's their life.

I am only going to hate on the people who are lying hypocrites.

What's the point?

At night, do they just have slumber parties and watch Rupaul's Drag Race together while eating ice cream?

If he's a 'filmmaker' with no films to show for it, it's quite likely she's been duped into being the breadwinner.

MIXED ORIENTATION MARRIAGE REPRESENTATION MATTERS. PERIODTTTTT

I was in a mixed-orientation marriage, but only because I was delusional enough to think that I was straight and that she was only a lesbian in college. Can't recommend.

Shits fucked up y'all . I couldnt live like that. I'd die inside without cock

Fuck them - he's also LDS/Mormon. He wants to be the example for them of gay people who can live a heterosexual life.

He's a moron and has no life experience outside of his Utah bubble. This will end horribly for all involved, but we just have to wait and watch.

Is this like hanging a landscape and a portrait beside each other?

Wasted lives.

I net R16 hit the nail on the head!

Honestly, I think this is a case of two people who don't think they'll find love pairing up, because they don't want to be alone, and they want to get their parents and their church and their Mormon neighbors off their backs. And maybe because a couple of kids might give their lives some meaning, if they can bring themselves to make it happen.

In a few years she'll be blogging/whining about biking her kids home in the snow while he has his weekly playdate with some. online rando he hooks up with.

The Post picked it up. Geez there are some insane cult members in this country.

Never heard of them.

If one partner is bi and the other is gay it's a mixed-orientation marriage. Nothing too unusual, nor objectionable about that.

Straight and gay, on the other hand...pass.

Why do Mormons seem to have a disproportionate ratio of gay men and/or closetcases?

How much does one have to hate themselves to do this?

I would be happy to partner with a hairy lesbian. I can't grow a mustache for the life of me.

Queerty finally caught wind of these people

His "moronism" explains everything

That's the gentiles for you.

"No, not THERE, moron!"

These are people who believe Coca-Cola should be a controlled substance.