Man goes shopping with pet goose

I would cuss that deluded old motherfucker out.

Duck duck goosh.

I’d take a picture with the goose. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Their outfits match.

I'd be wary. Geese can be aggressive.

Geeses.

They are amazing watch dogs indeed, maybe he brought to keep other people at a distance

Why, I'd call in Limu Emu, of course!

[quote] I’d take a picture with the goose. 🤷🏻‍♀️

LeL! :)

Foie gras?

Goose shit is particularly disgusting - they produce dark green ‘toothpaste‘ coils. Presents slipping danger if you step on it and staining danger if you land in it. I would demand to know would be liable for such risk to other customers in the shop?

Make way for ducklings!

[quote] staining danger if you land in it

Stainer danger!

And no mask on either of them.

I assume that George is an emotional support goose and that's why he's allowed inside the store.

Yeah, no mask, someone should have smacked that goose in the beak.

Screw the coronavirus - I'd be terrified of getting bird flu.

This is why we have fucking Covid.

Thank goodness he didn't bring children!

Hilarious! I'd stay clear. He better clean up after it if it shits.

That duck seemed awfully smart

I’d goose him.

[quote] That duck seemed awfully smart

Smarter than the average current U.S. president.

Damn that Ronald Regan.

That goose is probably a lot cleaner than most people who shop at Walmart

Is the owner gay as a goose?

One of them is definitely a DLer. Possibly the man is as well.

I like goose.... Grey Goose

OK everybody: George is a goose, not a duck -- and baby geese are called "goslings", not "ducklings".

Is R28 Joey Luft? I know R29 is not Joey Luft. R29 is probably Lorna.

I would have turned my back as I ALWAYS do for attention seekers. NEVER give them what they are DYING FOR!

I’d love the goose, much better than screaming foreign crotchfruit.

GEORGE, come on GEORGE, GEORGE

How many times did he say GEORGE during this 7 min visit? Very annoying guy.

That is one smart goose. However, not sure I'd want to see it in a store for sanitary reasons. I assume this was filmed before corona since no one is wearing a mask.

But where were Duck, Duck?

Doesn’t this violate health code?

Cat, first I would politely enquire whether the goose was friendly, and if so, ask if it would be alright to pet him.

Both man and goose voted for Trump!

Christmas is coming, the geese are getting fat

It's just a companion animal. Everybody has one now.

Pity the poor person who has to sit next to that on the plane then R40.

This makes me happy. I like this man, and love his pet goose. We need HAPPY right now.

R42 Right on. I like your style.

It wouldn't surprise me if goose are house trainable. They seem smart.

As a rule, I cut a lot of slack to anyone that has a strong bond and loving disposition toward other animals. Animals know who the good people are. Yeah, the guys a little weird, but if a goose can be happy with this man, then more power to him.

[quote]Yeah, no mask, someone should have smacked that goose in the beak.

I think a goose has a bill not a beak.

What else? Ask the goose if it's OK!

The guy brought a reusable bag and bought kale; I don't think he's a deplorable.

What’s good for the goose is good for the geezer.

Geese can live up to 20 years. This one may outlive its owner (sorry, "human").

Geese are nasty cunts - that's like bringing an avian cougar into the store.

George went nuts in the produce dept.

R3 You know, I think we could hang. Genuine belly laugh over here.

Old guy walking through Wal-Mart with an emotional support goose. Because in 2020, why the hell not?

The only Gosling I would like to shop with.

Geeses. AHAHAHA.

I think it's cute. I don't care what you bring into Walmart as long as it doesn't bite.

[quote]I think it's cute. I don't care what you bring into Walmart as long as it doesn't bite.

Apparently you didn't watch the video at R51.

My dog really loves chasing the geese at our lake. If I were ever to visit a Walmart and take him along as a 'comfort' animal and he killed this guys 'comfort' animal, who would have priority?

These are the questions that neither of the candidates have the balls to address!

r21=Brian Fellow

[quote]That duck seemed awfully smart

Smart enough to know the difference between a goose and a duck, anyway.

He shops with a goose? Big Deal! I'm married to a bear.

Another man and his pet goose cross the street.

The loud constant commentary is freaking annoying!

I don't shop at Walmart.

Sure, cute goose, but the guy is an attention whore.

CAN EVERYONE HEAR ME TALKING TO MY GOOSE??

[quote] That duck seemed awfully smart

When it's next to Walmart customers, any animal will seem smart by comparison.