Pussy for a Day

You sound classy.

Fuck yes! I would need a whole week.

Haha, i hope the day winds up being the first day of a raging period.

We've had these threads before. It turns out most would get fucked all day and collect free stuff.

You boys sure think being a woman is easy and getting your hair and other shit in order takes a day...you could have horrid PMS with headaches and painful bloating for a week and then a painful and heavy period for another.

I would need a whole week, too. Maybe more.

I'd want to get gangbanged at the frat house, but also by a room full of daddies.

I hope when you become a woman for a day it is:

The second day of your most heavy period you've ever had. You'll be exhausted from the blood loss and you'll have to change your tampon AND maxi pad every 2 hours or else you'll bleed all over your clothes. You'll also be shitting and peeing all day since your body was retaining water for a week before when you were constipated.

You will want to kill everyone around you and you'll be in tears from the hormones and the pain from the cramps and sex will be the very last thing you want.

But go on with your childish fantasy, OP.

R6 - you would not because your testosterone levels would be much lower and your other hormones higher and so you would feel romantic and want nothing to do with a bunch of guys in a room that smells like men's disgusting feet. Trust me.

No, it would be fun, since this is a fantasy, none of these negative things apply.

OK, OP...

Let's say you went to a frat house to get gangbanged. You'd be so over it after the first dude and his inept attempts at "banging" that you'd have to ice your pussy and you will never get to orgasm.

I would use every retard straight man I could to amass as much money, property and influence that I could muster for use when back in my real body.

Most straight men are asshats. I don’t need some gross homophobic bro-dawg’s dick in my holes. Not that I wouldn’t be interested in gaining some new perspective and seeing what it’s like to be female for 24 hrs. But douchey heterosexual cock would not be the main objective.

I’m changing my strategy, I think I would take advantage of couple of men who just did CrossFit. There’s nothing better than post CrossFit sex, and men love it when ladies do CrossFit. Just need to find that 15 lbs bar so I can show off.

Just dress as a woman and give the guys the fantasy - without having to deal with actually being a woman. I don’t want to be a woman - I just want to attract straight men.

Straight men suck....

[quote] I just want to attract straight men.

Move to a small town. I lived in rural Wisconsin for a few years and had some of the hottest, choicest straight cock you could ever want.

R7: are you always such an extreme literalist? It's just a lighthearted question.

Of course not. What if the day you got was full of menstrual cramps and riding the cotton pony and pointless bitchery? What if "your day" found you to be a lesbian, and you spent the day fuzz bumping? I'll take my chances as a gay guy.

Hiss!

HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

I'm with you R6, I'd want the frat house, and then the daddies too. But also then a group of marines, a bachelor party, a group of bikies, a rugby team, an ice hockey team etc etc.

Being bi, I took this headline to mean something else