"I was inseminated in a Burger King"

What the hell is wrong with society today when THIS is something someone is proud of exclaiming to the world.

There is NOTHING strong, gallant, noble, industrious, clever, ingenious, or worthy of pride in this.

...and, of course, Huffington Post.

Nonsense, my insemination happened after dinner at a quaint restaurant in Paris eating foie gras with a glass of Chateu Lafitte 1787.

"I was inseminated in a Burger King"

Who the hell hasn't?

Burger King? Never!

I hope it was by a Whopper.

Commiserations! I take it Wendy’s was shut?

That gives me an idea for a song!

Maybe it was a Junior Whopper.

Strange but true: This was Roger Edens' original title for the song that became "Born in a Trunk," and the Burger King was in Pocatello, Idaho.

If I had a nickel...

Not to be outdone, the Guardian is planning a twelve-page think piece by a Latinx refugee political theorist who was inseminated at the Whole Foods salad bar.

I always got my special sauce at MacDonald's.

Straight women kinda scare me.

I get inseminated in my own little Shake Shack.

[quote] Straight women kinda scare me.

This woman is a lesbian-- which you would have known if you had clicked on the link in the OP.

OP = the Wrigleyville Cumdump.

If you haven't read the article, you should. It's horrifying and hilarious.

[quote]which you would have known if you had clicked on the link in the OP

Why the fuck would I want to do that?

Artificial insemination? She had it her way!

R13 - well all we want was to show you the miracle of insemination and birth.

At least Heart did it in a hotel

Fucking amateur! I've been inseminated daily for the past 50 years.

I saw Beyonce at Burger King!

[quote] There is NOTHING strong, gallant, noble, industrious, clever, ingenious, or worthy of pride in this.

You may be right. But it sure is kinky and fun.

I took two loads in an Old Country Buffet years ago, does that count?

It counts twice as much r25.

R15 - then why chose "King" and not Wendy's?

I personally would go to Carl's...

were rocking chairs involved, r25 ?

Imagine what she'd do at Golden Corral.

[quote] I took two loads in an Old Country Buffet years ago, does that count?

I took four.

We’re talking about trips up to the buffet, right?

[quote] then why chose "King" and not Wendy's?

Oh, dear!

The Hamburglar gave me his bone sauce

Did I ever tell you about the time Redd Foxx went down on me at a Del Taco on Pico?

I was fucked behind a dumpster at McDonalds once,does that count ?

One time, a friend of a friend of a friend was so desperate for a show-baby that she tried inseminating herself with Parisian sauce in the toilet of a Lord of the Fries. Imagine!

Thank Christ I have a husband who just can't stop fucking me. It wasn't for lack of trying that not a single load took hold — and there were so many loads. Soooo many.

I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom...

OP=Katie Holmes

[quote]I took two loads in an Old Country Buffet years ago, does that count?

Got some good gravy on your biscuit, did you?

Secret sauce, indeed!

I held the pickle!

I got my buns toasted there.

My, how far the Granta topics have fallen.

She sounds like a whore

She's had the baby! isn't it cute?

Bitch doesn’t know that the real deal is at Taco Bell

R45 - not as good as Chipotle. If you lick the sour cream off of the right señor, you are pregnant...no need to go to the bathroom.

R2 needs to learn how to spell " Château" if she's going to suggest that any "quaint" restaurant in Paris - or anywhere else - has a bottle of Lafite 1787 or that the person decanting and drinking it would be eating foie gras at the same time.

Don't overreach, dear. The only experience you've had with gavage is your own intake.

Who hasn't?

[quote]Shortly after retiring to a room on the lower level, Drake returned with a coffee cup full of his fresh semen.

If "Drake" handed her a FULL coffee cup of his fresh semen, I suggest this lesbian is a liar.

[quote]Using my handy little syringe to squirt the valuable fluid right up to my cervix, I inseminated in a room full of windows looking out into the woods. During the night, deer came to eat corn left outside in the moonlight. It was magical.

Because she certainly is a lunatic, from this romantic splatter fest.

Sounds like a typical Michfest, minus the semen.

Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce. Special orders don't upset us.

I used to know some bear truckers in the tri-state area (Kentucky, West Virginia, Ohio) who would have helped her out. They frequented the rest stops, book stores and truck centers looking for gay lot lizards.

If anyone finds out how she conceived her second kid, please DO NOT post about it.