Attention, white people! Please call it Viet Sandwich or Viet Baguette.

I just say, "I'll have me one of them oriental sammies!"

If they’ve put Bahn Mi on their sign, that’s what gets asked for ... if they put Viet Sandwich, then ...

I used to buy these when they cost one or two bucks a pop in the 90s. Now they're overpriced and "glamorized" so I don't touch them unless I make one myself.

OP Anal much?

While we’re at it:

Not chai tea, just chai

Not naan bread, just naan

Can we get rid of "French dip" while we're at it? No French person has ever done that with a sandwich.

Bang mi, regardless of its literal translation, describes a particular style of sandwich in the US.

So fuck you.

How do you say: This bat soup was delicious?

[quote] "Pho," however, is a unique word in Vietnam and there is no equivalent English translation for it, so we can keep "pho" in English.

That's right! Noodle soup has no English equivalent.

I would like to apologize for writing “fuck you.” That was insensitive..

Pho you.

I’m so bored, and I like to eat shit. I think I’ll try to start a fight online.

As I munch on some feces, and try to start a fight, I will use the gratingly affected "y'all" to refer to everyone.

[quote] Bang mi, regardless of its literal translation, describes a particular style of sandwich in the US.

It also describes a particular style of wooing gentlemen callers.

What about tuna fish, r5?

OP clearly has nothing better to worry about.

Don't worry. I don't eat that nasty shit anyway. I just refer to it as gook food.

R7 Screw you , it is spelled "banh mi." See this is exactly why y'all need to stick to Viet sandwich. No need to mess with languages y'all cannot possibly comprehend.

Pho sounds like the French word for fire, it doesn't rhyme with "toe".

Kind of like "full" without the "ll" at the end.

It rhythms with "fur," dear R18.

Fuck you, OP. I will now intentionally say it wrong in your honor!

Most of these guys on here don’t have teeth OP. The nursing home only serves them pudding and oatmeal

My favorite words in Vietnamese are Agent Orange and My Lai.

Is that a kind of fancy food y'all eat in New Yawk? We just got Subway here

[quote] It rhythms with "fur," dear [R18].

Sorry, around here we prefer the Saigon pronunciation. Please take your communist Hanoi mispronuncation and fuck right off, y'all.

Excuse me, I am from SAIGON, BITCH r24.

I LOVE Bahn Mi sandwiches! It's all about the bread.

The wrong kind of bread ruins it

[quote] Excuse me, I am from SAIGON, BITCH [R24].

No one from Saigon would be so tacky as to call a Banh Mi a "Viet Sandwhich." No, you sound more like a Chinese Vietnamese CUNT from Hanoi or thereabouts.

r37, Yes, dear, it is SO MUCH better to let you people butcher the language for no good reason.

[quote] Excuse me, I am from SAIGON, BITCH

Great play. Which role did you play?

Saigon but not forgotten.

Back in the 90s when a Viet sandwich shop opened up near where I was living, I ordered it so many times that I only had to step through the door and the woman would look up and say, Pate ham? So that's what I call it.

I’d love a “viet baguette” but I’ve never seen one advertised. Anywhere. Ever.

Can you send me one OP?

Me so hungry!

I said it sounds like "feu" (fire), OP.

OP how do you say troll in Vietnamese?

It's "Bánh mì," actually.

And it's "phở," actually.

R33 not your best work. Haven't seen you around in a while. Has the COVID19 sapped your creativity?

OP are you Vietnamese?

If not, then aren’t y’all being a racist fuck by appropriating another culture and presuming that brown people can’t speak for themselves?

I thought "FU" as in FUck was the English pronunciation of "Pho".

Only on DL can a thread (ostensibly) about food turn into a race riot! My life was so empty pre-DL. Carry on lads/lasses, show your true colors.

Brown? What is this brown bullshit. Asian people are "Asian". Or if you simply have to use your "colour words" then "they be yellow".

OP this is Datalounge. Nonwhites are not allowed to correct whites.

Bahn mi so horny feed you long time!

There's one of these sandwich shops in my city. Its called VIET NOM NOM NOM. Delightful!

Vietnamese-American here.

OP, you're wrong. Banh mi is the appropriate phrase to use for this sandwich (it signifies a mix of French influence -- French bread and pate-- and Vietnamese ingredients like pickled vegetables, cilantro, and hot peppers).

R46, bitch please, the word banh mi straight up means bread, which then evolved to mean sandwich. Banh mi is literally meant bakery product of wheat. There is nothing east west hybrid for that word. Viet Baguette actually would imply its hybridized origin.

Stop smoking bad weed, dear R46.

It's like saying pita bread. You're saying "bread bread"

I love the chicken, pate, and fried egg sandwiches. Hold the pickled carrots and hot peppers.

Those Asian peppers are hotter than any jalapenos I've ever eaten. When you eat them there's about a 3-second delay then the heat starts from the back of your throat and starts going to the front burning your mouth.