Got any ideas to rile the Deplorables? I think we need to start a theory that Trump is actually trying to destroy the Republican Party from the inside. See Ann Coulter’s recent foaming-at-the-mouth “Retard” Tweets.
They won’t buy it if Trump isn’t the hero and/or the victim.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 25, 2020 5:32 PM |
Donald a runs a pizza delivery service that is a front for a child prostitution ring
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 25, 2020 5:33 PM |
My current favorite tinhat theory is that Bill Gates has been using the Gates Foundation that has primiarly focused on global health issues to create the coronavirus as part of a larger plan to implant microchips in people under the cover of "vaccinations" to protect them from said virus.
A good theory needs to have callbacks to their favorite boogeymen. A good one will have HRC as the primary villain.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 25, 2020 5:39 PM |
Melanoma is MtF and Dump has a micro peen. Barron was bought on the internet. Ivanka fucks Dump with a huge black strap on while Don Jr and Eric are into scat big time. The fat girl has fetal alcohol syndrome and never graduated in reality.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 25, 2020 5:42 PM |
R3 Hillary is blackmailing Trump with Epstein tapes that Bill obtained to destroy the Republican Party to get Democrats into office permanently by removing term limits allowing Obama to get back in so he can secede all our power to Kenya.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 25, 2020 5:44 PM |
Just start a rumor he is secretly gay and fucking a mexican.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 25, 2020 5:55 PM |
r5 - lol.
The strangest part of all the Hilary crazy is that Bill was President, yet somehow she's the evil power in the couple. They all just seem to ignore the fact that he's more likely to be behind all the machinations than she is. Do they think he's some sort of "cuck" and she's been the evil mastermind behind it all?
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 25, 2020 6:31 PM |
Melania is trans! 😳
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 25, 2020 6:33 PM |
I actually got a cousin of mine to believe Trump is the Antichrist using quotes from the Book Of Revelations and Nostradamus yesterday. Unfortunately, he had two more beers and shot bullets into the empty trailer next to his and was taken into police custody.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 25, 2020 6:52 PM |
R7 Bill Clinton has that W factor, you can’t help but like him no matter how sleazy he is. He likes to pound pussy so they admire that.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 25, 2020 11:38 PM |
Hospitals are taking in covid infected people to kill them not to save them. A friend believes this passionately. No he's not a deplorable, just an idiot.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 26, 2020 7:06 AM |
[quote]Hospitals are taking in covid infected people to kill them not to save them. A friend believes this passionately. No he's not a deplorable, just an idiot.
Well, throw in "harvest their organs" for rich people, and you've really got something there. In order to find compatible organs, they'd need to have access to millions of people.
The people who "survive" and recover are the ones whose organs are not suitable for harvesting...that's why in the US so many more young people are being hospitalized than in the rest of the world.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 26, 2020 10:11 PM |
"Donald Trump killed his personal assistant, Carolyn Gombell, in October 2000. He strangled her because he'd gotten her pregnant and was threatening to tell the press. Then he bribed NYPD Police Chief Bernie Kierik to cover it up. IT'S TIME TO INVESTIGATE. "
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 26, 2020 11:18 PM |
^Not a conspiracy theory but a fake story meant to provoke Shitler after what he tweeted about Joe Scarborough over the weekend.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 27, 2020 1:36 AM |
Trump is transitioning, his peen already dropped off decades ago due to STDs. His moobs are the sign that he's taking estrogen.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 27, 2020 1:39 AM |