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So where the hell is Stephen Miller?

His wife Eva Brown tested positive and never another word.

by Anonymousreply 2705/27/2020

Shhhh. He’s molting.

by Anonymousreply 105/25/2020

He probably has the corona virus like his wife and they are keeping it secret because Cheetolini wants everything opened up

by Anonymousreply 205/25/2020

You misspelled Eva Braun.

by Anonymousreply 305/25/2020

He's around. Who you think helps Trump create those nasty Tweets?

by Anonymousreply 405/25/2020

He's in hiding. Jezebel was after him.

by Anonymousreply 505/25/2020

On a ventilator, I hope.

by Anonymousreply 605/25/2020

You need to cultivate more conclusive hopes.

by Anonymousreply 705/25/2020

(I'm already working on my tinfoil hat, so don't ask)

BUT

All of The Children of the Corn have been oddly quiet lately, Ivanka, Jared, Stephen.... We've heard from Thing One and Thing Two a few times (and Gummy's Hobag is the official "interviewer" and will be doing a wing nut talk show), but the ones who are actually in the thick of it up to their tits are keeping it low.

Theory: 1) they are either trying to figure out how to Weekend at Bernies the old man until after the election...or

2) they are fighting an insurrection from mainstream GOP who are scared this Frankenstein is going to destroy the party.

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by Anonymousreply 805/25/2020

Jared & Ivanka aim to be King & Queen.

Junior Mint & Kimberly wants to be Presideñt & First Lady.

So do Gums Eric & Laura Trump.

Pence & 'Mother' believe they've entitled to it.

Nikki Haley is plotting to be next.

Miller wants to be Goebbels.

Miss Lindzey wants to be First Lady and her best shot will be to get Miss Kimberly out of contention.

Koch, Mercer, Murdoch, Putin, & Zuckerberg shall decide.

All of the above is strictly hypothetical and quite speculative, of course.

by Anonymousreply 905/25/2020

In my far-fetched fantasy, they're planning to Jonestown themselves when Biden beats their fat, orange, anusmouthed dad this Fall.

by Anonymousreply 1005/25/2020

He’s picking up Mexican day laborers at Home Depot for some Rough raw dog action. Racist bottoms have needs too, ya know.

by Anonymousreply 1105/25/2020

Masturbating to BBC interracial porn

by Anonymousreply 1205/25/2020

Hopefully attached to a ventilator where some doctor with a conscience is throwing cockroaches down the hose.

by Anonymousreply 1305/25/2020

He's disappeared. Pence is back and eating in Georgia restaurants.

by Anonymousreply 1405/26/2020

I wonder why Pence is in Georgia.

by Anonymousreply 1505/26/2020

R15 Not much use going to Michigan. He might have to accept reality and wear a mask. What would Mother think?

by Anonymousreply 1605/26/2020

R14 Maybe Franklin Graham and Jerry Falwell Jr. do a special blessing for the food Pence consumes?

by Anonymousreply 1705/26/2020

In the morgue, having sex with a cadaver, just like when he lost his virginity.

by Anonymousreply 1805/26/2020

Make Eva Brown Eva Braun Again!

by Anonymousreply 1905/26/2020

He lives at City Center, so DC snoops should report if he's seen frequenting any of the eateries there (for takeout).

by Anonymousreply 2005/26/2020

He’s been POZ for a long time.

by Anonymousreply 2105/26/2020

Holy shit, he makes $183,000? That's...so much for a government staffer.

by Anonymousreply 2205/26/2020

Eva Brown was intentional, she ain't white.

by Anonymousreply 2305/26/2020

We don't want him.

by Anonymousreply 2405/26/2020

Barney’s brother?

by Anonymousreply 2505/26/2020

Rumor has it Eva is pregnant. [[[shudder]]]

by Anonymousreply 2605/26/2020

I know r26, it's like The Omen all over again

by Anonymousreply 2705/27/2020
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