So where the hell is Stephen Miller?

Shhhh. He’s molting.

He probably has the corona virus like his wife and they are keeping it secret because Cheetolini wants everything opened up

You misspelled Eva Braun.

He's around. Who you think helps Trump create those nasty Tweets?

He's in hiding. Jezebel was after him.

On a ventilator, I hope.

You need to cultivate more conclusive hopes.

(I'm already working on my tinfoil hat, so don't ask)

BUT

All of The Children of the Corn have been oddly quiet lately, Ivanka, Jared, Stephen.... We've heard from Thing One and Thing Two a few times (and Gummy's Hobag is the official "interviewer" and will be doing a wing nut talk show), but the ones who are actually in the thick of it up to their tits are keeping it low.

Theory: 1) they are either trying to figure out how to Weekend at Bernies the old man until after the election...or

2) they are fighting an insurrection from mainstream GOP who are scared this Frankenstein is going to destroy the party.

Jared & Ivanka aim to be King & Queen.

Junior Mint & Kimberly wants to be Presideñt & First Lady.

So do Gums Eric & Laura Trump.

Pence & 'Mother' believe they've entitled to it.

Nikki Haley is plotting to be next.

Miller wants to be Goebbels.

Miss Lindzey wants to be First Lady and her best shot will be to get Miss Kimberly out of contention.

Koch, Mercer, Murdoch, Putin, & Zuckerberg shall decide.

All of the above is strictly hypothetical and quite speculative, of course.

In my far-fetched fantasy, they're planning to Jonestown themselves when Biden beats their fat, orange, anusmouthed dad this Fall.

He’s picking up Mexican day laborers at Home Depot for some Rough raw dog action. Racist bottoms have needs too, ya know.

Masturbating to BBC interracial porn

Hopefully attached to a ventilator where some doctor with a conscience is throwing cockroaches down the hose.

He's disappeared. Pence is back and eating in Georgia restaurants.

I wonder why Pence is in Georgia.

R15 Not much use going to Michigan. He might have to accept reality and wear a mask. What would Mother think?

R14 Maybe Franklin Graham and Jerry Falwell Jr. do a special blessing for the food Pence consumes?

In the morgue, having sex with a cadaver, just like when he lost his virginity.

Make Eva Brown Eva Braun Again!

He lives at City Center, so DC snoops should report if he's seen frequenting any of the eateries there (for takeout).

He’s been POZ for a long time.

Holy shit, he makes $183,000? That's...so much for a government staffer.

Eva Brown was intentional, she ain't white.

We don't want him.

Barney’s brother?

Rumor has it Eva is pregnant. [[[shudder]]]

I know r26, it's like The Omen all over again