His wife Eva Brown tested positive and never another word.
So where the hell is Stephen Miller?
|by Anonymous||reply 27||05/27/2020|
Shhhh. He’s molting.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||05/25/2020|
He probably has the corona virus like his wife and they are keeping it secret because Cheetolini wants everything opened up
|by Anonymous||reply 2||05/25/2020|
You misspelled Eva Braun.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||05/25/2020|
He's around. Who you think helps Trump create those nasty Tweets?
|by Anonymous||reply 4||05/25/2020|
He's in hiding. Jezebel was after him.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||05/25/2020|
On a ventilator, I hope.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||05/25/2020|
You need to cultivate more conclusive hopes.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||05/25/2020|
(I'm already working on my tinfoil hat, so don't ask)
All of The Children of the Corn have been oddly quiet lately, Ivanka, Jared, Stephen.... We've heard from Thing One and Thing Two a few times (and Gummy's Hobag is the official "interviewer" and will be doing a wing nut talk show), but the ones who are actually in the thick of it up to their tits are keeping it low.
Theory: 1) they are either trying to figure out how to Weekend at Bernies the old man until after the election...or
2) they are fighting an insurrection from mainstream GOP who are scared this Frankenstein is going to destroy the party.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||05/25/2020|
Jared & Ivanka aim to be King & Queen.
Junior Mint & Kimberly wants to be Presideñt & First Lady.
So do Gums Eric & Laura Trump.
Pence & 'Mother' believe they've entitled to it.
Nikki Haley is plotting to be next.
Miller wants to be Goebbels.
Miss Lindzey wants to be First Lady and her best shot will be to get Miss Kimberly out of contention.
Koch, Mercer, Murdoch, Putin, & Zuckerberg shall decide.
All of the above is strictly hypothetical and quite speculative, of course.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||05/25/2020|
In my far-fetched fantasy, they're planning to Jonestown themselves when Biden beats their fat, orange, anusmouthed dad this Fall.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||05/25/2020|
He’s picking up Mexican day laborers at Home Depot for some Rough raw dog action. Racist bottoms have needs too, ya know.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||05/25/2020|
Masturbating to BBC interracial porn
|by Anonymous||reply 12||05/25/2020|
Hopefully attached to a ventilator where some doctor with a conscience is throwing cockroaches down the hose.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||05/25/2020|
He's disappeared. Pence is back and eating in Georgia restaurants.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||05/26/2020|
I wonder why Pence is in Georgia.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||05/26/2020|
R15 Not much use going to Michigan. He might have to accept reality and wear a mask. What would Mother think?
|by Anonymous||reply 16||05/26/2020|
R14 Maybe Franklin Graham and Jerry Falwell Jr. do a special blessing for the food Pence consumes?
|by Anonymous||reply 17||05/26/2020|
In the morgue, having sex with a cadaver, just like when he lost his virginity.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||05/26/2020|
Make Eva Brown Eva Braun Again!
|by Anonymous||reply 19||05/26/2020|
He lives at City Center, so DC snoops should report if he's seen frequenting any of the eateries there (for takeout).
|by Anonymous||reply 20||05/26/2020|
He’s been POZ for a long time.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||05/26/2020|
Holy shit, he makes $183,000? That's...so much for a government staffer.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||05/26/2020|
Eva Brown was intentional, she ain't white.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||05/26/2020|
We don't want him.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||05/26/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 25||05/26/2020|
Rumor has it Eva is pregnant. [[[shudder]]]
|by Anonymous||reply 26||05/26/2020|
I know r26, it's like The Omen all over again
|by Anonymous||reply 27||05/27/2020|