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Social Distancing Provinciality

When you're walking down the sidewalk and the passerby ahead of you stops to let you pass by, as if there isn't already 6 feet between us and they aren't already masked.

by Anonymousreply 12May 25, 2020 1:15 AM

With so many rude, covid spewing people out there, OP, count your blessings when you come across the painfully polite.

by Anonymousreply 1May 24, 2020 9:41 PM

They’re letting you know their Covid-avoidance skill are superior to you.

It’s fun to cough and watch them jump.

by Anonymousreply 2May 24, 2020 9:45 PM

Deplorable thread creators are busy today

by Anonymousreply 3May 24, 2020 9:48 PM

Je les adore. My state is opening up, despite being one of the 24 where the pandemic is still raging, and I appreciate every single person who is choosing to continue to shelter in place and to observe physical distance guidelines.

by Anonymousreply 4May 24, 2020 9:50 PM

I don't get out of anyone's way. I pretend like I'm not paying attention to where I'm going so people get out of my way.

I learned out to do this as a tourist in Paris. The French are experts at it.

by Anonymousreply 5May 24, 2020 9:50 PM

R5, I like when they walk into the street in their panic to avoid everyone else. Like Penny Pingleton’s mom in a black neighborhood. DANGER! DANGER!

by Anonymousreply 6May 24, 2020 9:57 PM

I absolutely positively guarenfuckingtee that I am going to go full karen eventually on a jogger or bicyclist who goes by within 2 feet of me, no mask, gasping for breath and sprewing their germ laden exhalations in my space.

I fucking hate bicyclists under the best of circumstances and these ain't them

by Anonymousreply 7May 24, 2020 10:03 PM

I think you've already crossed that rubicon, Kare-I mean, rescue-chick.

by Anonymousreply 8May 24, 2020 10:18 PM

You aren't social distancing, you're walking on someone else's heels for reasons known only to you.

This is a nuisance in ordinary times and a menace in times like these.

by Anonymousreply 9May 24, 2020 10:20 PM

what are you implying r8? *taps foot, whips out phone * is your manager available?

by Anonymousreply 10May 24, 2020 10:20 PM

That's what's known as being an asshole, R5, and you didn't learn it in Paris.

by Anonymousreply 11May 24, 2020 11:37 PM

Street transmission from passersby does not occur! Walk as normal!

by Anonymousreply 12May 25, 2020 1:15 AM
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